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Title: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: Fury on May 31, 2007, 09:12:52 PM
Hahahahaha, here’s a little tidbit on everyone’s favorite obsessive jock rider.

Here's his online time from the last three days:

Thursday – 18 hours online
Wednesday – 16 hours
Tuesday – 14 hours

Not even counting his 19+ hour days.

Let’s say he gets 5 hours of sleep a day.

So that’s…

48 hours of Getbig time.
15 hours of sleeping.

Puts us at 63 of 72 possible hours.

Not including driving to work, eating, showering, etc. leaves Bluto with 9 hours over the last 3 days of time that’s not spent on Getbig or sleeping. What a life accomplishment!!!!!! Combine that with his 170 posts a day average, videogame avatar (who plays videogames when they’re 35?), and you have all the makings of a 35-year-old virgin suffering a midlife crisis! I wonder when he finds time to body build and cage fight while holding a job and 5 Pride/UFC belts!?

Don’t bother trying to fire back, it took less than 5 minutes to make this, and boy was it worth it. It’s hard to take someone seriously when 87% of their life is spent on Getbig or sleeping. Let’s not forget that Bluto claims to go clubbing or “out” Mon-Fri. Brutal!

Stop being a pussy, you should be able to break 90% easily!!!! 5 hours of sleep is for pussys!








Let's see. I can predict Bluto's and xpac's response. Xpac will claim meltdown while he continue to follows me around like a lost puppy 24/7, Bluto will claim he didn't read it while avoiding the fact that he spends 87% of his time sleeping or on Getbig. He'll then make a comment about my teeth while not posting a pic because he looks worse than a bag of smashed assholes. Talk about repetitive. hahahaha, can't wait to see it.  ::)











hahahaha, had to edit this. 2 out of 3 days are spent on Getbig!!!!! What a fucking DORK!!!!
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: Havenbull on May 31, 2007, 09:26:56 PM
hahahahahahahah yes BF, monster predicting what Bluto and Xpac response will be, post PWNING (I just invented a phrase) to counteract their lack of direct retort  hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahah

Bluto = PWND

holy shit !!!!!!!!  hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Fury on May 31, 2007, 09:29:57 PM
hahahahahahahah yes BF, monster predicting what Bluto and Xpac response will be, post PWNING (I just invented a phrase) to counteract their lack of direct retort  hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahah

Bluto = PWND

holy shit !!!!!!!!  hahahahahahaha

I can't believe this fucking clown has spent 2 of the last 3 days on this site. I just can't feel insulted by anything this clown says. Can you imagine how pasty white this dbags skin is? Whiter than an irish albino locked in a cave for the last 20 years.

The funny thing is that post took 3 minutes to type up and I'm still 47 hours and 57 minutes short of Bluto's posting time in the last 3 days!!!!!!!!

What a DORK!

$500 says he makes 4 or 5 threads about me tommorow. 3 about my smile, and 2 about how I apparently repeat myself. Ironic!

The funniest thing? That's only the last 3 days. I could've pulled pretty much any day in the last year and the numbers would be the same. What a great life this guy leads.


Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: Havenbull on May 31, 2007, 09:34:20 PM
What's actually crazy is... I think he once stated that he peruses other forums...

and is mod of the E board, yet he can't possibly have the time to devote to watching TV and movies...

...perhaps they play in the background while he explores getbig  ::)
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Fury on May 31, 2007, 09:36:37 PM
What's actually crazy is... I think he once stated that he peruses other forums...

and is mod of the E board, yet he can't possibly have the time to devote to watching TV and movies...

...perhaps they play in the background while he explores getbig  ::)

hahahaha, I'll bet he just retypes the articles out of his weekly issue of People that he reads while his Mom changes his diaper for him. Got to conserve time when you've only got 9 spare hours every 3 days. He pulls 99% of his MMA posts off other forums, so I wouldn't be surprised that he would do it with the entertainment stuff.







2 out of every 3 days on Getbig. Unreal. Ron should charge this clown to post, he'd make a killing.


This guy reminds me of Bluto. From zero to internet badass!

(http://www.gomediahost.com/zine/brent1.jpg)

That guy carries more muscle than Bluto, though.
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: xpac2 on May 31, 2007, 09:51:49 PM
Hahahahaha, here’s a little tidbit on everyone’s favorite obsessive jock rider.

Here's his online time from the last three days:

Thursday – 18 hours online
Wednesday – 16 hours
Tuesday – 14 hours

Not even counting his 19+ hour days.

Let’s say he gets 5 hours of sleep a day.

So that’s…

48 hours of Getbig time.
15 hours of sleeping.

Puts us at 63 of 72 possible hours.

Not including driving to work, eating, showering, etc. leaves Bluto with 9 hours over the last 3 days of time that’s not spent on Getbig or sleeping. What a life accomplishment!!!!!! Combine that with his 170 posts a day average, videogame avatar (who plays videogames when they’re 35?), and you have all the makings of a 35-year-old virgin suffering a midlife crisis! I wonder when he finds time to body build and cage fight while holding a job and 5 Pride/UFC belts!?

Don’t bother trying to fire back, it took less than 5 minutes to make this, and boy was it worth it. It’s hard to take someone seriously when 87% of their life is spent on Getbig or sleeping. Let’s not forget that Bluto claims to go clubbing or “out” Mon-Fri. Brutal!

Stop being a pussy, you should be able to break 90% easily!!!! 5 hours of sleep is for pussys!








Let's see. I can predict Bluto's and xpac's response. Xpac will claim meltdown while he continue to follows me around like a lost puppy 24/7, Bluto will claim he didn't read it while avoiding the fact that he spends 87% of his time sleeping or on Getbig. He'll then make a comment about my teeth while not posting a pic because he looks worse than a bag of smashed assholes. Talk about repetitive. hahahaha, can't wait to see it.  ::)











hahahaha, had to edit this. 2 out of 3 days are spent on Getbig!!!!! What a fucking DORK!!!!

You actually spent time writing that?! I guess you need something to impress your cockholder Havenbull.  ::)
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: Count Grishnackh on May 31, 2007, 11:06:59 PM
Hahahahaha, here’s a little tidbit on everyone’s favorite obsessive jock rider.

Here's his online time from the last three days:

Thursday – 18 hours online
Wednesday – 16 hours
Tuesday – 14 hours

Not even counting his 19+ hour days.

Let’s say he gets 5 hours of sleep a day.

So that’s…

48 hours of Getbig time.
15 hours of sleeping.

Puts us at 63 of 72 possible hours.

Not including driving to work, eating, showering, etc. leaves Bluto with 9 hours over the last 3 days of time that’s not spent on Getbig or sleeping. What a life accomplishment!!!!!!

jesus christ   :o

Bluto, I hope you're a community account bro, otherwise you need some serious intervention.
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 01:51:13 AM
Thanks guys!

Don't forget to tell Ron when he comes back that I'm overworked and underpaid! Maybe he'll add a little bonus to my monthly paycheck.

And if I would pass out over the keyboard, make a thread about me telling people that I nearly died for you bitches!
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: kiwiol on June 01, 2007, 01:53:45 AM
Hahahahaha if that's true, Blutes is living the good life - flaming the shit outta everyone for hours together everyday 8)
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 02:00:06 AM
Hahahahaha if that's true, Blutes is living the good life - flaming the shit outta everyone for hours together everyday 8)

Wanna know my secret? Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt energy drink!

(http://www.fluxw.com/seagal.jpg)

A couple of those in the morning and you're ready to go serving ownings all day, all night!
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: kiwiol on June 01, 2007, 02:29:00 AM
Wanna know my secret? Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt energy drink!

(http://www.fluxw.com/seagal.jpg)

A couple of those in the morning and you're ready to go serving ownings all day, all night!

Looks cool. I will check out all the million Asian supermarkets here.

Does it taste like V or is the flavor milk-based?
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 02:34:58 AM
Looks cool. I will check out all the million Asian supermarkets here.

Does it taste like V or is the flavor milk-based?

Don't worry it taste just like semen, a taste you're very familiar with it!


HAHAHA GAY JOKE HAHAHA
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: Monster_Everything on June 01, 2007, 06:24:08 AM
jesus christ what a fucking owning ......bluto, feel free to kill yourself
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: Havenbull on June 01, 2007, 06:41:03 AM
notice how bluto doesn't deny how he can't possibly have the time to workout
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: danielson on June 01, 2007, 08:13:58 AM
I can't beat Bluto when he goes on a week long bender and outposts everyone on here. But I got him in total time over the last year. Slow and steady wins the race. Just like the Tortoise and The Hare.
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 08:15:04 AM
jesus christ what a fucking owning

i know, it's an incredible self owning by berzerk fury

can you imagine that guy, he got all time record of 200+posts in one day, had ron delete thousands of his posts so it would look like he never posts here and he had "see you in 6 months" in his avatar - now he's back after a couple of WEEKS

 ;D

guy's self ownings are legendary! and so is his stupidity
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 08:19:01 AM
notice how bluto doesn't deny how he can't possibly have the time to workout

easy i got a pair of dumbbells next to the computer, since there's a 32 seconds delay between posts that give me plenty of time to rep out a few! can you imagine the total weight lifted when you add all those reps in one day?

that's what i call HIGH VOLUME TRAINING!

and since i'm an expert on training (i'm not the MODERATOR on training q & a - the oldest and most respected board on getbig - for nothing!) this gives me an incredible pump and overall mass!
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 08:21:33 AM
I can't beat Bluto when he goes on a week long bender and outposts everyone on here. But I got him in total time over the last year. Slow and steady wins the race. Just like the Tortoise and The Hare.

yes you do and that's an incredible accomplishment in itself, there's so many ways you can be a champion on getbig!
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: davidpaul on June 01, 2007, 08:49:20 AM
yes you do and that's an incredible accomplishment in itself, there's so many ways you can be a champion on getbig!


are you a cyborg? ???


theres noway u are human
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 08:55:34 AM
are you a cyborg? ???


theres noway u are human

Part animal, part machine.
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: Man of Steel on June 01, 2007, 09:33:02 AM
Part animal, part machine.

Mostly queer
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: Always Sore on June 01, 2007, 09:35:09 AM
Mostly queer
LMAO..Here goes the war again. ;D
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: bigmc on June 01, 2007, 09:36:44 AM
Mostly queer

two words to destroy bluto

that is an owning
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 09:37:33 AM
Wishful thinking of MOS
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: xpac2 on June 01, 2007, 09:43:12 AM
Wishful thinking of MOS

Man of Steel is just an lame, unfunny imitation of mon of steele
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 09:46:06 AM
Man of Steel is just an lame, unfunny imitation of mon of steele

It still puzzles me that some people used to say he was funny. I wonder if he really was, and if so what happend to him?  :-\
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Always Sore on June 01, 2007, 09:49:55 AM
It still puzzles me that some people used to say he was funny. I wonder if he really was, and if so what happend to him?  :-\
He is funny, but sometimes other people drag down good material.
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: Man of Steel on June 01, 2007, 10:29:12 AM
He is funny, but sometimes other people drag down good material.

I'm nothing special, but most often ego gets the best of people when they can't keep up or simply don't get it.....they're left with no choice but to destroy it all anyway they can in an attempt to salvage their ego.   
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: Always Sore on June 01, 2007, 11:04:26 AM
I'm nothing special, but most often ego gets the best of people when they can't keep up or simply don't get it.....they're left with no choice but to destroy it all anyway they can in an attempt to salvage their ego.   
Good point but don't sell yourself short your funny.
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: kiwiol on June 02, 2007, 09:45:34 AM
Man of Steel

Is funnier than anyone else here 8)
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Fury on June 02, 2007, 10:11:44 AM
Ironic how Bluto hasn't been around but for an hour or two since this post was made. Am I really that far in his head that I can dictate how much time he spends on Getbig from a computer 5,000 miles away? This newfound power is intriguing. Maybe next I can turn the guy straight. Nevermind, that would be on par with the finding of Atlantis.
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: noc on June 02, 2007, 10:55:11 AM
I thought you was going for 6 months? ha ha ha getbig is really in your head

 ::)
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Fury on June 02, 2007, 11:11:45 AM
I thought you was going for 6 months? ha ha ha getbig is really in your head

 ::)

It's more fun to come back for a week every so often, own some scrub gimmicks like you and then leave again.

I still get a kick out of the fact this noc gimmick exists solely to worry about me. Just another clown in a long line.

Maybe I should sell t-shirts of my Getbig handle. I'm sure I've insulted this clown enough that he would buy them out of spite.  ::)




It's still pretty pathetic that I'm this far into the heads of grown men that they have actually spent the last 1+ years worrying about me. The power!
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Bluto on June 02, 2007, 02:23:35 PM
I thought you was going for 6 months? ha ha ha getbig is really in your head

 ::)

he's been here all the time, either not logged in or logged in under gimmicks
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: Joey Tito on June 06, 2007, 02:02:37 PM
Hahahahaha, here’s a little tidbit on everyone’s favorite obsessive jock rider.

Here's his online time from the last three days:

Thursday – 18 hours online
Wednesday – 16 hours
Tuesday – 14 hours

Not even counting his 19+ hour days.

Let’s say he gets 5 hours of sleep a day.

So that’s…

48 hours of Getbig time.
15 hours of sleeping.

Puts us at 63 of 72 possible hours.

Not including driving to work, eating, showering, etc. leaves Bluto with 9 hours over the last 3 days of time that’s not spent on Getbig or sleeping. What a life accomplishment!!!!!! Combine that with his 170 posts a day average, videogame avatar (who plays videogames when they’re 35?), and you have all the makings of a 35-year-old virgin suffering a midlife crisis! I wonder when he finds time to body build and cage fight while holding a job and 5 Pride/UFC belts!?

Don’t bother trying to fire back, it took less than 5 minutes to make this, and boy was it worth it. It’s hard to take someone seriously when 87% of their life is spent on Getbig or sleeping. Let’s not forget that Bluto claims to go clubbing or “out” Mon-Fri. Brutal!

Stop being a pussy, you should be able to break 90% easily!!!! 5 hours of sleep is for pussys!








Let's see. I can predict Bluto's and xpac's response. Xpac will claim meltdown while he continue to follows me around like a lost puppy 24/7, Bluto will claim he didn't read it while avoiding the fact that he spends 87% of his time sleeping or on Getbig. He'll then make a comment about my teeth while not posting a pic because he looks worse than a bag of smashed assholes. Talk about repetitive. hahahaha, can't wait to see it.  ::)











hahahaha, had to edit this. 2 out of 3 days are spent on Getbig!!!!! What a fucking DORK!!!!

Brutal nuthugging and stalking
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: monstermunch on June 06, 2007, 02:05:54 PM
epic analyzing of stats meltdown
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Fury on June 07, 2007, 11:24:19 AM
Brutal nuthugging and stalking

hahahah, ironic considering you crawled three pages back on this board to bump a thread that no one had replied to in 5 days.  Who's the guy? Where do these clowns come from?
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Joey Tito on June 07, 2007, 11:27:09 AM
hahahah, ironic considering you crawled three pages back on this board to bump a thread that no one had replied to in 5 days.  Who's the guy? Where do these clowns come from?

That doesn't change the fact that you STALKED Bluto's profile, Nicky.
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Fury on June 07, 2007, 11:31:45 AM
That doesn't change the fact that you STALKED Bluto's profile, Nicky.

Considering you were stalking through mine yesterday, isn't that a little hypocritical? Yet another self-owning from Joey "I want to relive my supposed SQUAD glory days" Tito.  ::)
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Joey Tito on June 07, 2007, 11:33:27 AM
Considering you were stalking through mine yesterday, isn't that a little hypocritical? Yet another self-owning from Joey "I want to relive my supposed SQUAD glory days" Tito.  ::)

Wow, people, look at this nuthugging!  Nicky Fury Hersh is pounding the keyboard, refreshing the screen every 10 seconds to see if I've replied to him yet! hahaha!

Get back to trolling the library for geekettes, Nicky.
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Fury on June 07, 2007, 11:35:32 AM
Wow, people, look at this nuthugging!  Nicky Fury Hersh is pounding the keyboard, refreshing the screen every 10 seconds to see if I've replied to him yet! hahaha!

Get back to trolling the library for geekettes, Nicky.

bahahaha, he posts in my thread and then claims I'm the guy. Look at your posting history. 90% of your posts over the last three days are about me. Hell, I wasn't even here all day yesterday and you were still talking about me. Talk about pathetic. You really must be proud of your life, a grown man worrying about a 20 year old kid to the point that you'll talk about me for hours on end when I'm not even around. Oh, the IRONY!!!!!
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: Joey Tito on June 07, 2007, 11:39:10 AM
bahahaha, he posts in my thread and then claims I'm the guy. Look at your posting history. 90% of your posts over the last three days are about me. Hell, I wasn't even here all day yesterday and you were still talking about me. Talk about pathetic. You really must be proud of your life, a grown man worrying about a 20 year old kid to the point that you'll talk about me for hours on end when I'm not even around. Oh, the IRONY!!!!!

stop denying that you're a guy, you know you are, we all know you are
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: xpac2 on June 07, 2007, 12:41:33 PM
bahahaha, he posts in my thread and then claims I'm the guy. Look at your posting history. 90% of your posts over the last three days are about me. Hell, I wasn't even here all day yesterday and you were still talking about me. Talk about pathetic. You really must be proud of your life, a grown man worrying about a 20 year old kid to the point that you'll talk about me for hours on end when I'm not even around. Oh, the IRONY!!!!!

How about you put in another 309 posts about how people post too much  ::)
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping!
Post by: pumphard on June 07, 2007, 01:02:53 PM
bahahaha, he posts in my thread and then claims I'm the guy. Look at your posting history. 90% of your posts over the last three days are about me. Hell, I wasn't even here all day yesterday and you were still talking about me. Talk about pathetic. You really must be proud of your life, a grown man worrying about a 20 year old kid to the point that you'll talk about me for hours on end when I'm not even around. Oh, the IRONY!!!!!
Stop stroking yourself, like I said to squadfatty, its not that your in our heads, its that,  geeks like you are so amusing to make of.  You help us pass the time, with your idiotic posts......Keep it up.
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: Joey Tito on June 07, 2007, 01:12:55 PM
My nuts are totally sore from all the nuthugging Nicky Fury did to me today.  That kid has some appetite for cock!
Title: Re: Bluto, stat info proving you spend over 85% of your time on Getbig/sleeping! ha!
Post by: pumphard on June 07, 2007, 01:28:33 PM
Be careful, he might put u in a submission.