Hahahahaha, here’s a little tidbit on everyone’s favorite obsessive jock rider.
Here's his online time from the last three days:
Thursday – 18 hours online
Wednesday – 16 hours
Tuesday – 14 hours
Not even counting his 19+ hour days.
Let’s say he gets 5 hours of sleep a day.
So that’s…
48 hours of Getbig time.
15 hours of sleeping.
Puts us at 63 of 72 possible hours.
Not including driving to work, eating, showering, etc. leaves Bluto with 9 hours over the last 3 days of time that’s not spent on Getbig or sleeping. What a life accomplishment!!!!!! Combine that with his 170 posts a day average, videogame avatar (who plays videogames when they’re 35?), and you have all the makings of a 35-year-old virgin suffering a midlife crisis! I wonder when he finds time to body build and cage fight while holding a job and 5 Pride/UFC belts!?
Don’t bother trying to fire back, it took less than 5 minutes to make this, and boy was it worth it. It’s hard to take someone seriously when 87% of their life is spent on Getbig or sleeping. Let’s not forget that Bluto claims to go clubbing or “out” Mon-Fri. Brutal!
Stop being a pussy, you should be able to break 90% easily!!!! 5 hours of sleep is for pussys!
Let's see. I can predict Bluto's and xpac's response. Xpac will claim meltdown while he continue to follows me around like a lost puppy 24/7, Bluto will claim he didn't read it while avoiding the fact that he spends 87% of his time sleeping or on Getbig. He'll then make a comment about my teeth while not posting a pic because he looks worse than a bag of smashed assholes. Talk about repetitive. hahahaha, can't wait to see it.
hahahaha, had to edit this. 2 out of 3 days are spent on Getbig!!!!! What a fucking
DORK!!!!
