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Title: The Jones Machine
Post by: Tokyo Joe on June 01, 2007, 07:25:16 AM
Anyone ever tried this... Sounds good in theory but probably crap in reality

I've got some free space in my home gym since my smith machine died so I've been thinking of adding this instead of another smith machine. It moves both vertically and horizontally..

Here's a link to a video: http://www.bodycraft.com/jones_mov.tpl
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Mars on June 01, 2007, 07:26:35 AM
How can this machine moves on his own?
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Rimbaud on June 01, 2007, 07:40:59 AM
How can this machine moves on his own?

I was thinking the same thing.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Stark on June 01, 2007, 07:44:55 AM
You think Tamali still needs 4 spotters?
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Tokyo Joe on June 01, 2007, 07:48:30 AM
You think Tamali still needs 4 spotters?

Even Tamali could go spotter free.... unless he was doing 1/4 deadlifts  :-\
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: natural al on June 01, 2007, 07:53:27 AM
How can this machine moves on his own?

lol
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Stark on June 01, 2007, 08:47:47 AM
http://www.bodycraft.com/jones_mov.tpl

GHAHAHHAHAHAHA why the fuck is he using the Barbell clips :D :D

On a Smithmachine hahahah
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: wes mantooth on June 01, 2007, 08:51:43 AM
they have the commercial version at one of my gyms i go to....

tried it ONCE.....dont really see the point. i see people doing barbell curls and shit on it all the time ::)
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: affy on June 01, 2007, 08:52:24 AM
if you have the money buy one

its pretty expensive though..around 3 grand i think

and it turns into a regular smith if it turns out you dont like the horizontal moving thingy...so you dont loose anything
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Stark on June 01, 2007, 09:24:53 AM
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT THAT THE GUY IS USING BARBELL CLAMPS ON A SMITH MACHINE? ANYBODY? HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: DK II on June 01, 2007, 09:29:06 AM
Vince Basile invented the smith machine, and the Jones machine.

They were supposed to be called the Vince machine and the Basile Machine, but he had to spend 100.000 $ on the "Biceps Super-Supinator" so he could not afford the patents for the "Vince Machine" and the "Basile Machine".

That's when Mr Smith and Mr Jones came along and stole the idea.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: knny187 on June 01, 2007, 09:33:27 AM
The machine is good

It offers more a user defined motion but the safety of a smith.  You just lose the horizontal stability of a free weight bar.

Alot of people work out alone, but worry about no spotters during bar presses.

This machine is better on the rotator than a traditional smith
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Tokyo Joe on June 01, 2007, 09:39:52 AM
The machine is good

It offers more a user defined motion but the safety of a smith.  You just lose the horizontal stability of a free weight bar.

Alot of people work out alone, but worry about no spotters during bar presses.

This machine is better on the rotator than a traditional smith

Any friction with the horizontal movement?

Yeah, the clips on a smith machine is a classic, gives the user added security
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: wes mantooth on June 01, 2007, 09:52:03 AM
Any friction with the horizontal movement?


no....very smooth actually....
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: knny187 on June 01, 2007, 09:53:01 AM
no....very smooth actually....

exactly....all bearings. 

Just as smooth as an bearing machine
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on June 01, 2007, 09:56:30 AM
Can it be converted into a fucking machine?
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: DK II on June 01, 2007, 09:59:14 AM
Can it be converted into a fucking machine?

Yes, please ask Vince Basile for that.

He only needs 250.000 $ and he can convert it into a fucking machine. (Think about all the whores you can get from 250.000$) (Or you could move to thailand and fuck a different girl every day in your life instead of investing into a fucking biceps machine, errrr training machine. If Vince had bought some dumbells and protein poweder from the money he'd be mr olympia instead of owning a 100.000 $ biceps machine)  ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: wes mantooth on June 01, 2007, 10:00:54 AM
Can it be converted into a fucking machine?

yes....


a slut
3hp motor
duct tape
and the ingenuity of macguyver


well call it the "anvil"
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Stark on June 01, 2007, 10:02:58 AM
YOU ASSHOLES HE HAS BARBELL CLIPS ON...  >:(
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: DK II on June 01, 2007, 10:04:46 AM
YOU ASSHOLES HE HAS BARBELL CLIPS ON...  >:(

meltdown.  ;D ;D ;D

Ask Vince, he'll fix it.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: BEAST 8692 on June 01, 2007, 10:08:13 AM
basile invented supination.

humans didn't know how to supinate their wrists until vince invented it.

unfortunately vince wasn't alive at the time in order to patent it. :'(

however, i personally would like to thank the great mind that is basile for his forethought, for if it wasn't for vince i would not be able to masturbate with the ease and fluidity i can perform now.

thank you vince basile. :D
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: DK II on June 01, 2007, 10:10:08 AM
basile invented supination.

humans didn't know how to supinate their wrists until vince invented it.

unfortunately vince wasn't alive at the time in order to patent it. :'(

however, i personally would like to thank the great mind that is basile for his forethought, for if it wasn't for vince i would not be able to masturbate with the ease and fluidity i can perform now.

thank you vince basile. :D
lol
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: GreatFinn on June 01, 2007, 11:02:41 AM
Anyone ever tried this... Sounds good in theory but probably crap in reality

I've got some free space in my home gym since my smith machine died so I've been thinking of adding this instead of another smith machine. It moves both vertically and horizontally..

Here's a link to a video: http://www.bodycraft.com/jones_mov.tpl

IN reality, that is great for many things.  We did have one of those in Gold's Gym Helsinki, made by Finns gym equipment label Kraftwerk. That machine is great for squat, bench press, incline press, shrugs, you name it. Try to imagine; it helps you to keep weight's in balance, but it doesn't force you to adopt the path of rails of the machine. Instead of that, you have just about similar convenient path of movement like you would have in free weights, but you have better balance, which means that you can concentrate more easily for lifting, and you benefit more for your workout. This was one of the best equipment in that gym with that "attitude press" made by same label. That was one high quality press, if there is one; it has control wheel for adjusting leg- and back rest, frame which weight is half a ton, so it is very firm, and sledge which weight is 280kg/560lb without any plates. There is 2 bar for plates on each side, and one on top of the sledge, so you can load two tons of plates on it, and it doesn't even squeal.  Not for children's or amateurs; best amount of steel what I saw on that machine was 1600lb + sledge, but I heard that someone has beat that. There was WSM competitors like Riku Kiri and Jouko Ahola training there, and just about all of the serious BB:ers in this silly country.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Disgusted on June 01, 2007, 01:04:58 PM
I have seen this before and have actually conside rd buying it, but I guess I have to start lifting first.  :-[
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: affy on June 01, 2007, 01:07:16 PM
IN reality, that is great for many things.  We did have one of those in Gold's Gym Helsinki, made by Finns gym equipment label Kraftwerk. That machine is great for squat, bench press, incline press, shrugs, you name it. Try to imagine; it helps you to keep weight's in balance, but it doesn't force you to adopt the path of rails of the machine. Instead of that, you have just about similar convenient path of movement like you would have in free weights, but you have better balance, which means that you can concentrate more easily for lifting, and you benefit more for your workout. This was one of the best equipment in that gym with that "attitude press" made by same label. That was one high quality press, if there is one; it has control wheel for adjusting leg- and back rest, frame which weight is half a ton, so it is very firm, and sledge which weight is 280kg/560lb without any plates. There is 2 bar for plates on each side, and one on top of the sledge, so you can load two tons of plates on it, and it doesn't even squeal.  Not for children's or amateurs; best amount of steel what I saw on that machine was 1600lb + sledge, but I heard that someone has beat that. There was WSM competitors like Riku Kiri and Jouko Ahola training there, and just about all of the serious BB:ers in this silly country.

yet another novel by the great GreatFinn
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Rearden Metal on June 01, 2007, 01:26:29 PM
There's one in Bev's gym in NY. I used it when recovering from a quad injury, it was a really good machine.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Stark on June 01, 2007, 01:27:09 PM
meltdown.  ;D ;D ;D

Ask Vince, he'll fix it.

hahah
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: mar10s on June 01, 2007, 02:31:11 PM
Star Trac sells a commercial version of that piece called the "Max Rack".  One of the posters above was right, they go for right around 3K.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Tokyo Joe on June 01, 2007, 08:02:06 PM
no....very smooth actually....

Thanks, my concern was that the simultaneous horizontal and vertical movement would create a small amount of friction. At 3 times the price of a normal smith machine it would want to be smooth
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: onlyme on June 01, 2007, 08:45:12 PM
I've always liked this pulldown machine.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Vince B on June 01, 2007, 11:54:51 PM
The Jones machine would have linear bearing in both directions so friction would be close to zero if it is built properly. This machine is literally a barbell with safety hooks. We thought about making a machine like this but it didn't seem viable. The user has to be careful when standing up while squatting because if you lose control you could get into trouble. I think the Smith machine that is angled about 10 degrees solves most of the problems re pathways.

Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Tapeworm on June 02, 2007, 12:03:20 AM
Might build a Jones Machine.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: Tokyo Joe on June 02, 2007, 03:18:19 AM
Doesn't Lee Priest have a machine that uses some kind of sensor when you let go of the bar? Saw it in one of the BFTOs
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: crownshep on June 02, 2007, 03:24:55 AM
IN reality, that is great for many things.  We did have one of those in Gold's Gym Helsinki, made by Finns gym equipment label Kraftwerk. That machine is great for squat, bench press, incline press, shrugs, you name it. Try to imagine; it helps you to keep weight's in balance, but it doesn't force you to adopt the path of rails of the machine. Instead of that, you have just about similar convenient path of movement like you would have in free weights, but you have better balance, which means that you can concentrate more easily for lifting, and you benefit more for your workout. This was one of the best equipment in that gym with that "attitude press" made by same label. That was one high quality press, if there is one; it has control wheel for adjusting leg- and back rest, frame which weight is half a ton, so it is very firm, and sledge which weight is 280kg/560lb without any plates. There is 2 bar for plates on each side, and one on top of the sledge, so you can load two tons of plates on it, and it doesn't even squeal.  Not for children's or amateurs; best amount of steel what I saw on that machine was 1600lb + sledge, but I heard that someone has beat that. There was WSM competitors like Riku Kiri and Jouko Ahola training there, and just about all of the serious BB:ers in this silly country.


Is there a website for Kraftwerk gym equipment,i can`t seem to find anything about them.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: crownshep on June 02, 2007, 03:25:59 AM
I've always liked this pulldown machine.

I love all the photos i`ve seen from Zuvers gym.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: BEAST 8692 on June 02, 2007, 07:45:50 AM
machines are for rehab and people trying to get out of hard work.

if you want to be a competitive bber, the money would be better spent on your drug stack. ;)
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: pumpster on June 02, 2007, 07:53:56 AM
machines are for rehab and people trying to get out of hard work.


Ridiculous generalization.

Any piece of serious equipment obviously you have to go and try it somewhere first.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: DK II on June 02, 2007, 07:57:38 AM
Ridiculous generalization.

Any piece of serious equipment obviously you have to go and try it somewhere first.

Like the "Biceps Supinator"!!
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: BEAST 8692 on June 02, 2007, 08:20:13 AM
Like the "Biceps Supinator"!!

or 'bowflex' ;D
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: knny187 on June 02, 2007, 09:04:14 AM
The Jones machine would have linear bearing in both directions so friction would be close to zero if it is built properly. This machine is literally a barbell with safety hooks. We thought about making a machine like this but it didn't seem viable. The user has to be careful when standing up while squatting because if you lose control you could get into trouble. I think the Smith machine that is angled about 10 degrees solves most of the problems re pathways.



I've done squats on it....no problems.  Feels just like a normal freeweight bar except there's no horizontal stability needed.  One thing is important is to keep your heels flat through the entire range of movement.  Some guys have a tenders to get a little more on the balls of your toes...this could make you feel like your going to 'roll' forward on this machine.

I still don't believe it replaces free standing barbell squats.  But w/o a spotter....is about 90-95% close to the real thing.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: BEAST 8692 on June 02, 2007, 10:31:18 AM
I've done squats on it....no problems.  Feels just like a normal freeweight bar except there's no horizontal stability needed.  One thing is important is to keep your heels flat through the entire range of movement.  Some guys have a tenders to get a little more on the balls of your toes...this could make you feel like your going to 'roll' forward on this machine.

I still don't believe it replaces free standing barbell squats.  But w/o a spotter....is about 90-95% close to the real thing.


agreed, but if you haven't got a spotter and you've got 3k on you, money would be wiser spent on a power rack imo.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: SteelePegasus on June 02, 2007, 10:35:00 AM
I have seen this before and have actually conside rd buying it, but I guess I have to start lifting first.  :-[

not really, you could just watch it move by itself
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: GreatFinn on June 05, 2007, 01:13:37 PM

Is there a website for Kraftwerk gym equipment,i can`t seem to find anything about them.

In these days shop is called Hot Milling Oy @ www.hotmilling.fi/tuote.htm (http://www.hotmilling.fi/tuote.htm)
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: I ETA PI on June 05, 2007, 03:25:56 PM
Free weights move in any direction too.  Great stuff. 
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2007, 03:31:31 PM
Free weights move in any direction too.  Great stuff. 

Vince Basile invented free weights when he invented Gravity. Before Vince, all things floated.
Title: Re: The Jones Machine
Post by: BEAST 8692 on June 06, 2007, 12:07:47 AM
basile invented supination.

humans didn't know how to supinate their wrists until vince invented it.

unfortunately vince wasn't alive at the time in order to patent it. :'(

however, i personally would like to thank the great mind that is basile for his forethought, for if it wasn't for vince i would not be able to masturbate with the ease and fluidity i can perform now.

thank you vince basile. :D

vince, can you please invent pronation so i can wipe my ass after taking a dump ??? :'(