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The Jones Machine
« on: June 01, 2007, 07:25:16 AM »
Anyone ever tried this... Sounds good in theory but probably crap in reality

I've got some free space in my home gym since my smith machine died so I've been thinking of adding this instead of another smith machine. It moves both vertically and horizontally..

Here's a link to a video: http://www.bodycraft.com/jones_mov.tpl

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2007, 07:26:35 AM »
How can this machine moves on his own?

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2007, 07:40:59 AM »
How can this machine moves on his own?

I was thinking the same thing.

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2007, 07:44:55 AM »
You think Tamali still needs 4 spotters?

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2007, 07:48:30 AM »
You think Tamali still needs 4 spotters?

Even Tamali could go spotter free.... unless he was doing 1/4 deadlifts  :-\

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2007, 07:53:27 AM »
How can this machine moves on his own?

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2007, 08:47:47 AM »
http://www.bodycraft.com/jones_mov.tpl

GHAHAHHAHAHAHA why the fuck is he using the Barbell clips :D :D

On a Smithmachine hahahah

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2007, 08:51:43 AM »
they have the commercial version at one of my gyms i go to....

tried it ONCE.....dont really see the point. i see people doing barbell curls and shit on it all the time ::)

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2007, 08:52:24 AM »
if you have the money buy one

its pretty expensive though..around 3 grand i think

and it turns into a regular smith if it turns out you dont like the horizontal moving thingy...so you dont loose anything

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2007, 09:24:53 AM »
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT THAT THE GUY IS USING BARBELL CLAMPS ON A SMITH MACHINE? ANYBODY? HAHAHAHA

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2007, 09:29:06 AM »
Vince Basile invented the smith machine, and the Jones machine.

They were supposed to be called the Vince machine and the Basile Machine, but he had to spend 100.000 $ on the "Biceps Super-Supinator" so he could not afford the patents for the "Vince Machine" and the "Basile Machine".

That's when Mr Smith and Mr Jones came along and stole the idea.

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2007, 09:33:27 AM »
The machine is good

It offers more a user defined motion but the safety of a smith.  You just lose the horizontal stability of a free weight bar.

Alot of people work out alone, but worry about no spotters during bar presses.

This machine is better on the rotator than a traditional smith

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2007, 09:39:52 AM »
The machine is good

It offers more a user defined motion but the safety of a smith.  You just lose the horizontal stability of a free weight bar.

Alot of people work out alone, but worry about no spotters during bar presses.

This machine is better on the rotator than a traditional smith

Any friction with the horizontal movement?

Yeah, the clips on a smith machine is a classic, gives the user added security

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2007, 09:52:03 AM »
Any friction with the horizontal movement?


no....very smooth actually....

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2007, 09:53:01 AM »
no....very smooth actually....

exactly....all bearings. 

Just as smooth as an bearing machine

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2007, 09:56:30 AM »
Can it be converted into a fucking machine?

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2007, 09:59:14 AM »
Can it be converted into a fucking machine?

Yes, please ask Vince Basile for that.

He only needs 250.000 $ and he can convert it into a fucking machine. (Think about all the whores you can get from 250.000$) (Or you could move to thailand and fuck a different girl every day in your life instead of investing into a fucking biceps machine, errrr training machine. If Vince had bought some dumbells and protein poweder from the money he'd be mr olympia instead of owning a 100.000 $ biceps machine)  ;D ;D

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2007, 10:00:54 AM »
Can it be converted into a fucking machine?

yes....


a slut
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duct tape
and the ingenuity of macguyver


well call it the "anvil"

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2007, 10:02:58 AM »
YOU ASSHOLES HE HAS BARBELL CLIPS ON...  >:(

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2007, 10:04:46 AM »
YOU ASSHOLES HE HAS BARBELL CLIPS ON...  >:(

meltdown.  ;D ;D ;D

Ask Vince, he'll fix it.

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2007, 10:08:13 AM »
basile invented supination.

humans didn't know how to supinate their wrists until vince invented it.

unfortunately vince wasn't alive at the time in order to patent it. :'(

however, i personally would like to thank the great mind that is basile for his forethought, for if it wasn't for vince i would not be able to masturbate with the ease and fluidity i can perform now.

thank you vince basile. :D

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2007, 10:10:08 AM »
basile invented supination.

humans didn't know how to supinate their wrists until vince invented it.

unfortunately vince wasn't alive at the time in order to patent it. :'(

however, i personally would like to thank the great mind that is basile for his forethought, for if it wasn't for vince i would not be able to masturbate with the ease and fluidity i can perform now.

thank you vince basile. :D
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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2007, 11:02:41 AM »
Anyone ever tried this... Sounds good in theory but probably crap in reality

I've got some free space in my home gym since my smith machine died so I've been thinking of adding this instead of another smith machine. It moves both vertically and horizontally..

Here's a link to a video: http://www.bodycraft.com/jones_mov.tpl

IN reality, that is great for many things.  We did have one of those in Gold's Gym Helsinki, made by Finns gym equipment label Kraftwerk. That machine is great for squat, bench press, incline press, shrugs, you name it. Try to imagine; it helps you to keep weight's in balance, but it doesn't force you to adopt the path of rails of the machine. Instead of that, you have just about similar convenient path of movement like you would have in free weights, but you have better balance, which means that you can concentrate more easily for lifting, and you benefit more for your workout. This was one of the best equipment in that gym with that "attitude press" made by same label. That was one high quality press, if there is one; it has control wheel for adjusting leg- and back rest, frame which weight is half a ton, so it is very firm, and sledge which weight is 280kg/560lb without any plates. There is 2 bar for plates on each side, and one on top of the sledge, so you can load two tons of plates on it, and it doesn't even squeal.  Not for children's or amateurs; best amount of steel what I saw on that machine was 1600lb + sledge, but I heard that someone has beat that. There was WSM competitors like Riku Kiri and Jouko Ahola training there, and just about all of the serious BB:ers in this silly country.

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2007, 01:04:58 PM »
I have seen this before and have actually conside rd buying it, but I guess I have to start lifting first.  :-[

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Re: The Jones Machine
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2007, 01:07:16 PM »
IN reality, that is great for many things.  We did have one of those in Gold's Gym Helsinki, made by Finns gym equipment label Kraftwerk. That machine is great for squat, bench press, incline press, shrugs, you name it. Try to imagine; it helps you to keep weight's in balance, but it doesn't force you to adopt the path of rails of the machine. Instead of that, you have just about similar convenient path of movement like you would have in free weights, but you have better balance, which means that you can concentrate more easily for lifting, and you benefit more for your workout. This was one of the best equipment in that gym with that "attitude press" made by same label. That was one high quality press, if there is one; it has control wheel for adjusting leg- and back rest, frame which weight is half a ton, so it is very firm, and sledge which weight is 280kg/560lb without any plates. There is 2 bar for plates on each side, and one on top of the sledge, so you can load two tons of plates on it, and it doesn't even squeal.  Not for children's or amateurs; best amount of steel what I saw on that machine was 1600lb + sledge, but I heard that someone has beat that. There was WSM competitors like Riku Kiri and Jouko Ahola training there, and just about all of the serious BB:ers in this silly country.

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