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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Squadfather on June 14, 2007, 05:17:15 PM
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hahahaha, there's this tall lanky kid around 20, 6'4" 195 pounds wearing an Arnold Classic 2007 ballcap with his dad buying him some groceries for the week in a futile attempt to get bigger and i say to him, "my Lord!!!!! the Arnold Classic!!!!!! did you go?" he says "yeah", i say, "man some of those guys are huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you see Ronnie Coleman? and he says, "no i didn't" and i say, "man big guy you're gonna be that big in a few years, i'm trying to get these little toothpicks as big as yours!!!" as i flex my arm totally dwarfing his, hahahahaha.
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(http://www.theomnivore.com/photos/monkey_shocked2.jpg)
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Demoralizing father and son alike!
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Demoralizing father and son alike!
hahahahaha, i hate to do it but it's my duty. ;D
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heh, another one of your daily daydreams....
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,,,
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i hope for the kids sake the father took the shopping cart and rammed his son into the fat free ice cream freezer with it!
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i hope for the kids sake the father took the shopping cart and rammed his son into the fat free ice cream freezer with it!
hahahahahaha.
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I wish you could travel the globe doing this like some kind of superhero.
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Yessss......another fantastic thread from chubfather :D
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(http://www.theomnivore.com/photos/monkey_shocked2.jpg)
Where'd that little monkey get that shirt? I like that shirt.
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I wish you could travel the globe doing this like some kind of superhero.
;D
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You are on the internet bragging about "owning a kid"....?
You've got more issues than Sports Illustrated.
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You are on the internet bragging about "owning a kid"....?
You've got more issues than Sports Illustrated.
Yo akers
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Yep, in the flesh.
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This fantasy is exactly the same as all the other fantasies Squatfatter serves us. Only the names and places varies. Squatfatter being 5'8 190lbs of lard, does not own anyone, other than 90 year old ladies.
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Squatfatter being 5'8 190lbs of lard, does not own anyone, other than 90 year old ladies.
"Owning" 90-y.o. ladies? I've never heard cunnilingus described as "owning" before. Interesting.
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This fantasy is exactly the same as all the other fantasies Squatfatter serves us. Only the names and places varies. Squatfatter being 5'8 190lbs of lard, does not own anyone, other than 90 year old ladies.
try 5'11 245lbs with 35% BF....he is 2 french fries away from a massive coronary
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sick striations on your chest steele pegasus.
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sick striations on your chest steele pegasus.
thanks man..the triceps and biceps aren't bad either ;D
lol..I thought about doing the Mr.Getbig..but since eveyone won't be natural I am sure that I would be outclassed
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I used to enjoy reading the posts on Getbig and laughing. Now they're just pathetically sad. Kinda like a bunch of 12 year old mental midgets living in a fantasy world.
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Hahahaha Dave did it again!!!!!! the "guy" won't recover.
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hahahah people wearing 'bodybuilding' gear hahahaha
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thanks man..the triceps and biceps aren't bad either ;D
lol..I thought about doing the Mr.Getbig..but since eveyone won't be natural I am sure that I would be outclassed
hahahaha, your arms are pathetic judging from that picture, they look tiny and smooth, the worst of both worlds but as Mars said, damn good chest.
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You do realize that you are the biggest loser on this entire forum? You are approaching 10,000 posts without putting a single thought provoking one on here. It's really sad. You talk about "owning" people with your lard.
You need to come to the realization that there is a difference between big and muscular and big and FAT. You also need to realize that you could post about "owning" people on here from now until the end of time and it will do you no good. We all know you are just another lardo with IES - Imaginary Everything Syndrome.
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You do realize that you are the biggest loser on this entire forum? You are approaching 10,000 posts without putting a single thought provoking one on here. It's really sad. You talk about "owning" people with your lard.
You need to come to the realization that there is a difference between big and muscular and big and FAT. You also need to realize that you could post about "owning" people on here from now until the end of time and it will do you no good. We all know you are just another lardo with IES - Imaginary Everything Syndrome.
translation=you're the guy i make fun of all the time at the gym and in the grocery store. ;D
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Hahahaha Dave did it again!!!!!! the "guy" won't recover.
The funny thing is, you are sarcasm's biggest victim. He owned you into the stone age when he kicked you out of the squad ;D
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If you really want to "own" someone tough guy, get it on tape. If you're truly "the man" it should be easy for you to show us a little proof fatty. Afterall, this is your self proclaimed calling you chubby girl
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If you really want to "own" someone tough guy, get it on tape. If you're truly "the man" it should be easy for you to show us a little proof fatty. Afterall, this is your self proclaimed calling you chubby ####
hahahahahahaa, internet badass meltdown.
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Methinks that anyone who shops at Sam's Club (or Walmart, or K-mart, or Old Navy...) is owned by default.
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The funny thing is, you are sarcasm's biggest victim. He owned you into the stone age when he kicked you out of the squad ;D
And then this clown is saying i'm taking everything too serious. get a grip dork.
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Methinks that anyone who shops at Sam's Club (or Walmart, or K-mart, or Old Navy...) is owned by default.
hahahahaha, ok "columbusdude" ;D another high class internet billionaire.
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hahahahahahaa, internet badass meltdown.
Typical chubfather response.....Hell, I'll even come and hold the camera for you. I'll let you work your magic and we'll post it for everyone to see
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translation=you're the guy i make fun of all the time at the gym and in the grocery store. ;D
You do not have a SINGLE BODYPART that would measure larger than anything I have except for your WAIST AND GUT. NOTHING. We are the same height (supposedly) but you weigh about 35 pounds more...and it's all fat.
Reality is tough to deal with but just accept it. You spend 12 hours a day on this forum and have one of the worst physiques on here. If you'd spend less time posting and stuffing your face and more time exercising and actually doing some cardio you'd be better off.
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You do not have a SINGLE BODYPART that would measure larger than anything I have except for your WAIST AND GUT. NOTHING. We are the same height (supposedly) but you weigh about 35 pounds more...and it's all fat.
Reality is tough to deal with but just accept it. You spend 12 hours a day on this forum and have one of the worst physiques on here. If you'd spend less time posting and stuffing your face and more time exercising and actually doing some cardio you'd be better off.
post your picture, let's see.
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Typical chubfather response.....Hell, I'll even come and hold the camera for you. I'll let you work your magic and we'll post it for everyone to see
hahahahaaha, calm down tiger, it ain't that serious, go sit and spin on your boyfriends dong and relax. ;D
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That's what I thought, you're a portly pussy ;D
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That's what I thought, you're a portly pussy ;D
hahahahaha, ok "warchild" ;D
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hahahahaha, ok "columbusdude" ;D another high class internet billionaire.
Not a billionaire by any means. I am a poor college student. I just happen to have a taste for some of the finer things in life :)
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Pussy Boy
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Pussy Boy
hahahahaha, we can't all be the internet badass cage fighter that you are "warchild". ;D
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hahahaha, there's this tall lanky kid around 20, 6'4" 195 pounds wearing an Arnold Classic 2007 ballcap with his dad buying him some groceries for the week in a futile attempt to get bigger and i say to him, "my Lord!!!!! the Arnold Classic!!!!!! did you go?" he says "yeah", i say, "man some of those guys are huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you see Ronnie Coleman? and he says, "no i didn't" and i say, "man big guy you're gonna be that big in a few years, i'm trying to get these little toothpicks as big as yours!!!" as i flex my arm totally dwarfing his, hahahahaha.
Your my hero.
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Nah, never claimed any of that....you're still a fat pussy
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Nah, never claimed any of that....you're still a fat pussy
hahahahaha, ok "warchild" ;D
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Are you from the holy Iraq "warchild"?
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Are you from the holy Iraq "warchild"?
Still role-playing I see ::)
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You do not have a SINGLE BODYPART that would measure larger than anything I have except for your WAIST AND GUT. NOTHING.
I saw your pic once and I dont believe any of that. Squadfather owns your skinny ass all over the board
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I saw your pic once and I dont believe any of that. Squadfather owns your skinny ass all over the board
you're just as skinny dick chaser.
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Come on fatboy, it would be internet gold. I'll fly in, provide the equipment and we'll get the total package, SF himself owning skinny kids all over St Louis. Hell, I'll even pay for your meals, anywhere you wanna go. Don't be a fat pussy your whole life
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Come on fatboy, it would be internet gold. I'll fly in, provide the equipment and we'll get the total package, SF himself owning skinny kids all over St Louis. Hell, I'll even pay for your meals, anywhere you wanna go. Don't be a fat pussy your whole life
hahahahaha, oh brother, another desperate internet stalker, hahahahaha, can you imagine this skinny crackhead loser showing up at my door sweating and shaking with a gun in his hand, hahahaha, can you imagine how deep i'm in this clown's head that he would fly to where i am on his own dime and follow me around. ;D
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you're just as skinny dick chaser.
And you're just a role-playing geek with broken english. Enjoying your "exile" after you got humiliated and kicked out of the squad? ;D
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hahahaha, there's this tall lanky kid around 20, 6'4" 195 pounds wearing an Arnold Classic 2007 ballcap with his dad buying him some groceries for the week in a futile attempt to get bigger and i say to him, "my Lord!!!!! the Arnold Classic!!!!!! did you go?" he says "yeah", i say, "man some of those guys are huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you see Ronnie Coleman? and he says, "no i didn't" and i say, "man big guy you're gonna be that big in a few years, i'm trying to get these little toothpicks as big as yours!!!" as i flex my arm totally dwarfing his, hahahahaha.
Brutal self ownage by acting like an idiot in public.
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Oh, I see....this is all make believe. Silly me, I thought you were being truthful. Oh well, carry on with your fantasies fatboy
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Oh, I see....this is all make believe. Silly me, I thought you were being truthful. Oh well, carry on with your fantasies fatboy
hahahahaha, ok "warchild". ;D
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You're still a chubby pussy ;)
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You're still a chubby pussy ;)
hahahaha, ok anonymous one. ;D
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Wait a sec, let me check
yeah, still a chubby twat
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Wait a sec, let me check
yeah, still a chubby twat
hahahahahaha, ok "guy" with no picture posted. ;D
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Surely you can do better than that pussy boy. You've been reduced to asking for everyone's pic, so sad. Try again fatpussy
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Surely you can do better than that pussy boy. You've been reduced to asking for everyone's pic, so sad. Try again fatpussy
hahahaha, still no pic ;D what's wrong, no balls? :-*
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first off, the fact that this happened at sam's club tells us a lot about you. this probably happened right after you picked up the 5 gallon jug of mayonnaise while you were on your way to the extra large tubs of cookie dough ice cream.
anyway, does anyone get the feeling that later that night, some guy and his kid were laughing their asses off, telling people about the fat idiot with down's syndrome that was flexing at them at the store? honestly, i pray that these stories are true, because if they are it would be the funniest thing ever.
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They probably think you're crazy...
The "Arnold Classic" is now the "Arnold Sports Festival". That guy may have gone there to check out the new archery or scuba equipment and had no interest bodybuilding whatsoever.
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first off, the fact that this happened at sam's club tells us a lot about you. this probably happened right after you picked up the 5 gallon jug of mayonnaise while you were on your way to the extra large tubs of cookie dough ice cream.
anyway, does anyone get the feeling that later that night, some guy and his kid were laughing their asses off, telling people about the fat idiot with down's syndrome that was flexing at them at the store? honestly, i pray that these stories are true, because if they are it would be the funniest thing ever.
hahahahaha, you know what would have been funnier is you pulling up your shirt and showing them your stomach that looks like a 44 year old woman's who's had 4 C sections, hahahaha, brutal dieting with zero results.
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I saw your pic once and I dont believe any of that. Squadfather owns your skinny ass all over the board
There is a difference between "skinny" and "lean"...
And, besides that, you know who I am and are obvious from where I am. You probably go to the Rush. You can workout with me any damn time you like. Name the location and the time and run your mouth then.
Understand?
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hahahahaha, you know what would have been funnier is you pulling up your shirt and showing them your stomach that looks like a 44 year old woman's who's has 4 C sections, hahahaha, brutal dieting with zero results.
haha, yeah yeah. you weigh roughly 10 pounds more than me at about the same height, why not show us all how much more in shape you are? if i don't have any muscle, that must mean you're a BEAST!!
hell if you can even show a tape measure wrapped around your fat gut that is under 40", you can even wear a t-shirt, i'll be shocked. think you can handle that?
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haha, yeah yeah. you weigh roughly 10 pounds more than me at about the same height, why not show us all how much more in shape you are? if i don't have any muscle, that must mean you're a BEAST!!
hell if you can even show a tape measure wrapped around your fat gut that is under 40", you can even wear a t-shirt, i'll be shocked. think you can handle that?
hahahahaha, 6'2" is "roughly the same height" as 5'11?
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Ego, which Rush do you go to?
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And you're just a role-playing geek with broken english. Enjoying your "exile" after you got humiliated and kicked out of the squad? ;D
ok "joey tito" what an incredible dorky name haha.
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hahahahaha, 6'2" is "roughly the same height" as 5'11?
you claim to be just barely under 6', i may be 6'2" if i stretch out my back. that's under two inches. you claimed your waist is "under 40 inches", i say if it's under 42" i'll be amazed.
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you claim to be just barely under 6', i may be 6'2" if i stretch out my back. that's under two inches. you claimed your waist is "under 40 inches", i say if it's under 42" i'll be amazed.
hahahaah, it's 38 inches as of today, sounds like you're angry that you had to bulk all the way up to 270 pounds just to be able to bench press 315 for 3 and squat 385 for 4, hahahaha, what a MONSTER!!! ;D
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Ego, which Rush do you go to?
It depends. I go to the West one about 2 or 3 days a week. I go to Courtsouth the other 3 days.
How about you?
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hahahaah, it's 38 inches as of today
sure it is, buddy. sure it is. ::)
you're heavier than you were when you posted the toothbrushing picture. you've gained weight. there is no way in helllll this paunch is under 42". hell your tit's hanging over top and your second chin is folded over the neckline of your shirt, and you're only 240 pounds.
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hahahaha, there's this tall lanky kid around 20, 6'4" 195 pounds wearing an Arnold Classic 2007 ballcap with his dad buying him some groceries for the week in a futile attempt to get bigger and i say to him, "my Lord!!!!! the Arnold Classic!!!!!! did you go?" he says "yeah", i say, "man some of those guys are huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you see Ronnie Coleman? and he says, "no i didn't" and i say, "man big guy you're gonna be that big in a few years, i'm trying to get these little toothpicks as big as yours!!!" as i flex my arm totally dwarfing his, hahahahaha.
Well it lasted for a few weeks anyways. You know.........when a guy gets his ass handed to him and it shuts him up for a while. Like how you got owned on this here board for being a tub of goo wearing an XL dress. Now you are back at your bullshit stories that never happen. Get a life you fat delusional troll, do you really have to make stories up in order to elevate your self esteem? You are weak.
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ok "joey tito" what an incredible dorky name haha.
"dorky"? You really are a geek ::)
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hahahaha, there's this tall lanky kid around 20, 6'4" 195 pounds wearing an Arnold Classic 2007 ballcap with his dad buying him some groceries for the week in a futile attempt to get bigger and i say to him, "my Lord!!!!! the Arnold Classic!!!!!! did you go?" he says "yeah", i say, "man some of those guys are huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you see Ronnie Coleman? and he says, "no i didn't" and i say, "man big guy you're gonna be that big in a few years, i'm trying to get these little toothpicks as big as yours!!!" as i flex my arm totally dwarfing his, hahahahaha.
did you get out of breath lifting your fatass arm up to flex it? It prolly woulda gone over better with the kid if you weren't walking around with 42%BF and a 56 inch waist ;D ;D ;D
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hahahaha, ok anonymous one. ;D
S'up moralman
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hahahaha, there's this tall lanky kid around 20, 6'4" 195 pounds wearing an Arnold Classic 2007 ballcap with his dad buying him some groceries for the week in a futile attempt to get bigger and i say to him, "my Lord!!!!! the Arnold Classic!!!!!! did you go?" he says "yeah", i say, "man some of those guys are huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you see Ronnie Coleman? and he says, "no i didn't" and i say, "man big guy you're gonna be that big in a few years, i'm trying to get these little toothpicks as big as yours!!!" as i flex my arm totally dwarfing his, hahahahaha.
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! "my Lord!!!!! the Arnold Classic!!!!!!"
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"dorky"? You really are a geek ::)
Shut up skinny fag.
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Shut up skinny fag.
you are lame mars
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Don't make me post your picture here and embaress you for everyone big mac.
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Don't make me post your picture here and embaress you for everyone big mac.
posting fake pics
is only embarrassing yourself
you little bitch
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I think we still need to adress that squad actually posted this shit like it was cool. When if I even saw something like this I would probably die from laughing
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Shut up skinny fag.
You will always be the laughing stock of the V. Your Saddam shit got you kicked out of the squad and now you are too chickenshit to show your face at the V, BIYATCH. :-*
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I'm terrified ::)
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I'm terrified ::)
Ummm, that's the "comeback" you use when someone threatens e-violence, or something like that. Your english skills aren't the best, eh "Mars"? ::)
Anyway why are you too afraid to show your face in the V? Is it because we humiliate you on a daily basis and make you the laughing stock of getbig, Mr. Saddam? :P
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hahahaha, your arms are pathetic judging from that picture, they look tiny and smooth, the worst of both worlds but as Mars said, damn good chest.
try dieting down and see what size your arms turn out to be. I never claimed to be the biggest..
what size are your arms measure..I am guessing that we are in the same area.
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try dieting down and see what size your arms turn out to be. I never claimed to be the biggest..
what size are your arms measure..I am guessing that we are in the same area.
mine are a little over 18 inches and don't even try telling that yours are anywhere over 16 in that avatar shot because they look small and that's just the truth, your chest does look very good though.
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mine are a little over 18 inches
Hey fatty, soon after your pics got posted you claimed your arms were "BARELY 18 inches", so now they've grown roughly a quarter of an inch or more in the past couple months or so? ::) Stick to the same story
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Hey fatty, soon after your pics got posted you claimed your arms were "BARELY 18 inches", so now they've grown roughly a quarter of an inch or more in the past couple months or so? ::) Stick to the same story
hahaha, i've put on almost ten pounds, "joey". ;D
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thanks man..the triceps and biceps aren't bad either ;D
lol..I thought about doing the Mr.Getbig..but since eveyone won't be natural I am sure that I would be outclassed
No man, you should do the Mr.Getbig, you wouldn't be outclassed at all....from what I can see of your physique it looks to be really quite good.
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mine are a little over 18 inches and don't even try telling that yours are anywhere over 16 in that avatar shot because they look small and that's just the truth, your chest does look very good though.
yes, your arms are bigger than mine..I only measure 17"
and yes, I can provide proof..lucky for me I got the myostat tape to measure..will take pics when I get home
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hahaha, i've put on almost ten pounds, "joey". ;D
Yes, I forgot you're a genetic wonder and at the age of 35 can put on ten pounds of mostly muscle in two months. That's how your arms got so much bigger ::)
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No man, you should do the Mr.Getbig, you wouldn't be outclassed at all....from what I can see of your physique it looks to be really quite good.
thanks..I will think about it...
I hate cutting my calories though
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Way to brutalize Levrone style bruthu! Squad father rulz!!! ;D
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sure it is, buddy. sure it is. ::)
you're heavier than you were when you posted the toothbrushing picture. you've gained weight. there is no way in helllll this paunch is under 42". hell your tit's hanging over top and your second chin is folded over the neckline of your shirt, and you're only 240 pounds.
Squadfather=Magowned ;D
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Squadfather=Magowned ;D
hahahahahaha, Magoo isn't owning anyone with that big loose skinned C section stomach, hahahaha, looks like he tried to get his stomach stapled and they botched the job. ;D
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hahahahahaha, Magoo isn't owning anyone with that big loose skinned C section stomach, hahahaha, looks like he tried to get his stomach stapled and they botched the job. ;D
I don't think you realize how much you own yourself, now that we know what YOU look like. Zach never claimed to be a bodybuilder. He has no love handles and weighs less than you do--you who have a protruding gut and pointy bitch tits. Remember, we saw your pics, the toothbrush one and the HBK ones. ;)
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I don't think you realize how much you own yourself, now that we know what YOU look like. Zach never claimed to be a bodybuilder. He has no love handles and weighs less than you do--you who have a protruding gut and pointy bitch tits. Remember, we saw your pics, the toothbrush one and the HBK ones. ;)
hahahaha, i look a million time better than him here and i never claimed to be a bodybuilder either, just a guy who lifts, that's all i've ever claimed, danielson.
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hahahaha, i look a million time better than him here and i never claimed to be a bodybuilder either, just a guy who lifts, that's all i've ever claimed, danielson.
With all due respect, you look like someone who makes daily visits to the chinese buffet in that pic. If you really want to post a realistic pic, then do one in a moderately fitting T shirt or something like that--in other words, a shirt that does not hang out like a tent and conveniently disguise your protruding gut
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With all due respect, you look like someone who makes daily visits to the chinese buffet in that pic. If you really want to post a realistic pic, then do one in a moderately fitting T shirt or something like that--in other words, a shirt that does not hang out like a tent and conveniently disguise your protruding gut
hahahaha, if it's "hanging out like a tent" around my stomach it must mean my stomach isn't that big, hahaha, epic self ownage. ;D
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hahahaha, if it's "hanging out like a tent" around my stomach it must mean my stomach isn't that big, hahaha, epic self ownage. ;D
Ok, let's break this down for you because you're obviously in denial. First of all, you're leaning toward the viewer in your pic, pushing your shoulders over your gut, which of course you're sucking in as much as you can. Furthermore, you wear an extremely baggy shirt that purposely conceals your rolls of fat. If you wore a form-fitting shirt, well, we would see you in all your cellulite glory. Of course if you want to post another pic to prove me wrong, then by all means go ahead. I don't know why you wouldn't, you now know HOW to post pics...
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hahahaah, it's 38 inches as of today,
A 38" waist? Hahaha Your a FAT jackass !!!
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A 38" waist? Hahaha Your a FAT jackass !!!
haha is it any surprise Dave is making silly claims? Of course if he wants to prove us all wrong he can post a vid of him measuring his waist--you know, just like he challenged MINDSPIN to make a vid weighing himself because SF didn't believe he weighed what he said he did.
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Ok, let's break this down for you because you're obviously in denial. First of all, you're leaning toward the viewer in your pic, pushing your shoulders over your gut, which of course you're sucking in as much as you can. Furthermore, you wear an extremely baggy shirt that purposely conceals your rolls of fat. If you wore a form-fitting shirt, well, we would see you in all your cellulite glory. Of course if you want to post another pic to prove me wrong, then by all means go ahead. I don't know why you wouldn't, you now know HOW to post pics...
hahahaha, sounds like you've studied the picture pretty hard, danielson. ;D
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hahahaha, sounds like you've studied the picture pretty hard, danielson. ;D
Boy, what a comeback. You see, Dave, this is why nobody takes you seriously. You are incapable of responding to any serious objection using reason, all you come back with is this "hahahaha" shit ::)
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Squaddy is some what delusional...he doesn't realize that most of his size is fat..diet down and see what happens
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Squaddy is some what delusional...he doesn't realize that most of his size is fat..diet down and see what happens
Exactly. But be careful Steele, now he's gonna come back with some "hahahaha" post to own you ::)
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hahahaha, i look a million time better than him here and i never claimed to be a bodybuilder either, just a guy who lifts, that's all i've ever claimed, danielson.
sure ya do!
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Is 'WTF!" about Dave eating the phone?
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sure ya do!
haha Zach you forgot to hold a toothbrush and take the pic of you from a weird angle to accentuate your upper arm size :P
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Ok, let's break this down for you because you're obviously in denial. First of all, you're leaning toward the viewer in your pic, pushing your shoulders over your gut, which of course you're sucking in as much as you can. Furthermore, you wear an extremely baggy shirt that purposely conceals your rolls of fat. If you wore a form-fitting shirt, well, we would see you in all your cellulite glory. Of course if you want to post another pic to prove me wrong, then by all means go ahead. I don't know why you wouldn't, you now know HOW to post pics...
hahahha
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I just finished an 18 hour shift "owning" people on GetBig. My white Haynes Undershirt was covered in Pizza,coffee,dough nut,chocolate milk, and sweat stains. I went to my bedroom and opened the top drawer of my childhood bedroom set that my parents let me keep, all 38 of my white Haynes Undershirts were in the dirty laundry - time to go out !
I jumped in my 1986 K car and drove down to Walmart. I walked into Walmart and was greeted with "Hey Squadfather back for some more 10lbs bags of chicken ?" I replied "Not today tiger, just need some new threads". I made my way to the mens clothing section and saw the last package of white Haynes Undershirts, "Damn its a medium size !" I flagged down a 15 year old female employee and asked her to check in the back for more shirts. She said "Sir there is a three pack of undershirts right on the shelf". I quickly lost my patience and yelled in her face "What the Fuck is your problem you little skinny bitch ?", She looked puzzled and I continued my owning - "Are you implying I am a fucking medium bitch ? - look at these !" I flexed my nearly 18 inch arms in her face ! Problem was I tucked my white Haynes Undershirt into my grey track pants which showcased my 48 inch waist ! oh shit ! she stared at my obese belly and not at my 18 inch pythons. I had to get out of there ! I said "forget it bitch" and quickly walked to the checkout counter with my belly jiggling.
I scooped up a box of Krispy Kreemes and 6-pack of cola, paid and drove home. Finally I was back in my one bedroom apartment with my best friends - my pc and Getbig...life is good...
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It's worth mentioning (course intelligent discussion in this thread is probably not going to work) that the Arnold Classic also plays host to alot of martial arts activities. I'm sure they would fit with a bodybuilders view of tall and lanky but probably wouldn't be "owned" if you tried to show off.
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Zach is pretty much mopping the floor with fatshit in those pics. Damn Dave, you're truly a fat motherfu**er
Ouch ;D
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Zach is pretty much mopping the floor with fatshit in those pics. Damn Dave, you're truly a fat motherfu**er
sweeeeeet
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hahahaha, sounds like you've studied the picture pretty hard, danielson. ;D
Wtf does that mean?
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Hahaha life long mental assistence for the both of them.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=154903.0;attach=173520;image)
Epic red shirt 2 sizes too small to show arms and tighten around the chest. Get a bigger shirt you goof :D
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thats mr magoo on the right if im not mistaken.
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Squad, how big are your arms cold?
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thats mr magoo on the right if im not mistaken.
Your not so bad yourself there "Mars"
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Squad, how big are your arms cold?
right at 18.
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thats mr magoo on the right if im not mistaken.
most of the time you're not so wrong yourself, mars
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Ok.
I actually thought you were bigger :( (not an insult). I would think it would take 19'' at a "normal" bf level to really dwarn and own.
Meaning, I have 17.75 at an ok BF level...I just don't think they'll own anyone, even when they hit 18.
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right at 18.
what's your height and weight?
how much u squat and dead?
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Ok.
I actually thought you were bigger :( (not an insult). I would think it would take 19'' at a "normal" bf level to really dwarn and own.
Meaning, I have 17.75 at an ok BF level...I just don't think they'll own anyone, even when they hit 18.
believe me even 17 owns the "guy" i was talking about in the store.
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Squad, have you ever
- gotten into any real trouble from your antics here on GB
- gotten into a fight or whatever from your ownings.
I enjoy your posts man. They make me ROFL
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Squad, have you ever
- gotten into any real trouble from your antics here on GB
- gotten into a fight or whatever from your ownings.
I enjoy your posts man. They make me ROFL
no i always do it with a smile or a laugh, no big deal.
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These stories are totally made up. You might have seen the kid but you were way to busy looking at the slice of pizza and ice cream at the food stand to say shit.
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whats wrong with pizza and ice cream? ;D
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whats wrong with pizza and ice cream? ;D
Nothing, if you don't have saggy tits and love handles.
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Nothing, if you don't have saggy tits and love handles.
what does that have to do with pizza and ice cream???? ???
;D
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This thread has got me thinking!! :D
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hahahaha, there's this tall lanky kid around 20, 6'4" 195 pounds wearing an Arnold Classic 2007 ballcap with his dad buying him some groceries for the week in a futile attempt to get bigger and i say to him, "my Lord!!!!! the Arnold Classic!!!!!! did you go?" he says "yeah", i say, "man some of those guys are huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you see Ronnie Coleman? and he says, "no i didn't" and i say, "man big guy you're gonna be that big in a few years, i'm trying to get these little toothpicks as big as yours!!!" as i flex my arm totally dwarfing his, hahahahaha.
I love these anecdotes. You should tell them at dinner parties!
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Epic made up BS story to try and impress people he doesn't even know on the internet. What a sad convict he is.
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hahahaha, there's this tall lanky kid around 20, 6'4" 195 pounds wearing an Arnold Classic 2007 ballcap with his dad buying him some groceries for the week in a futile attempt to get bigger and i say to him, "my Lord!!!!! the Arnold Classic!!!!!! did you go?" he says "yeah", i say, "man some of those guys are huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you see Ronnie Coleman? and he says, "no i didn't" and i say, "man big guy you're gonna be that big in a few years, i'm trying to get these little toothpicks as big as yours!!!" as i flex my arm totally dwarfing his, hahahahaha.
Wow your a asshole, congratz on that.
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I'm still always amazed at how many people took these stories seriously. He was OBVIOUSLY doing it to get a reaction, I used to do the same ones, might start again. And guess what? If I do, people will chime in about what an asshole I am and that it didn't really happen. That's the whole joke people. Lighten up Francis....
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I'm still always amazed at how many people took these stories seriously. He was OBVIOUSLY doing it to get a reaction, I used to do the same ones, might start again. And guess what? If I do, people will chime in about what an asshole I am and that it didn't really happen. That's the whole joke people. Lighten up Francis....
Remember the story about fighting with an Iraq war vet?
People were literally crying, LOL!