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Title: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: UpTheDosage on June 14, 2007, 05:29:31 PM
Alright guys I'm in the process of opening a basic, "hardcore" type gym, that is more old school with no joining fees or contracts and 20 bucks a month. Any ideas are welcome. Thanks.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: phyxsius on June 14, 2007, 05:30:30 PM
Call it UpYourDosage
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: UpTheDosage on June 14, 2007, 05:31:50 PM
lol, that'd be cool but I think that might be a little too edgy. lol
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: big_vic on June 14, 2007, 05:33:45 PM
i thought that if i owned a gym i would name it the sweat shop

Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: CQ on June 14, 2007, 05:37:17 PM
Sorry to sound negative, and I am not sure what the demographics of your area are as well as your goals, so my post could be total garbage......but in my experience the greater profit potential is not with the 'hardcore' crowd, more the 'general population.' Best of luck with your new business venture in any case ;)

Edit, forgot my point like a idiot, but I would go for not too much of a hardcore name, in case you ever want to change your target market.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: beatmaster on June 14, 2007, 05:37:52 PM
heavymetal

ironbench

heavyduty

pump

intense city

........................ .....

hard 'n' heavy lolll

mc iron  :-\

........................ i'll come back if i have more

Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: climber on June 14, 2007, 05:37:56 PM
The Ironhouse
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Post by: Option D on June 14, 2007, 05:42:05 PM
GETBIG!!!!!!!!
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Post by: phyxsius on June 14, 2007, 05:43:02 PM
The House of Bodybuilding Trolls
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 14, 2007, 05:43:17 PM
Knife to the Eye Socket Hardcore Gym of Blood!
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: davidpaul on June 14, 2007, 05:43:55 PM
the warzone
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Bast000 on June 14, 2007, 05:44:42 PM
"Gay Sex Fitness"
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: phyxsius on June 14, 2007, 05:46:59 PM
G4P
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: climber on June 14, 2007, 05:48:10 PM
what's that thing dorian always used to scream out in his workouts?
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: davidpaul on June 14, 2007, 05:48:34 PM
GOLDS.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: big_vic on June 14, 2007, 05:48:51 PM
Sorry to sound negative, and I am not sure what the demographics of your area are as well as your goals, so my post could be total garbage......but in my experience the greater profit potential is not with the 'hardcore' crowd, more the 'general population.' Best of luck with your new business venture in any case ;)

Edit, forgot my point like a idiot, but I would go for not too much of a hardcore name, in case you ever want to change your target market.
no offense but i dont think he asked for your business opinion
in any case i think that there is room for bothe in the same gym have a sort of power room and a seperatearea for cardio as well as circuits
there are plenty of gyms with hardcore guys workingout harmoniously and inspiring the regular folk
you just have to accomidate bothe and have a good staff to make people feel comfortable thats where sales and personal trainers play an important role
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: phyxsius on June 14, 2007, 05:49:55 PM
SQUUEEEEZZZZEEEEEE
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Dorian01 on June 14, 2007, 05:51:23 PM
Platinums
The Brick Shithouse
Synthol Pete's
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: climber on June 14, 2007, 05:51:55 PM
SQUUEEEEZZZZEEEEEE

doesn't look good written down.. bugger
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: phyxsius on June 14, 2007, 05:52:58 PM
doesn't look good written down.. bugger

DIESEL?
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: davidpaul on June 14, 2007, 05:54:02 PM
no offense but i dont think he asked for your business opinion
in any case i think that there is room for bothe in the same gym have a sort of power room and a seperatearea for cardio as well as circuits
there are plenty of gyms with hardcore guys workingout harmoniously and inspiring the regular folk
you just have to accomidate bothe and have a good staff to make people feel comfortable thats where sales and personal trainers play an important role

were you wearing a crazywear ragtop and a bandana while typing this?
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: beatmaster on June 14, 2007, 05:54:36 PM
the iron house was pretty good


also:

''yeah Buddy''

''small weight''

tank

hey why not........ upthedosage, fit perfectly with todays bodybuilders  :D

just joking  ;D

but seriously, THE IRON HOUSE
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: benchmstr on June 14, 2007, 05:55:06 PM
the funking thunderdome ;D

bench
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: climber on June 14, 2007, 05:57:00 PM
DIESEL?

yeah, that's what I was thinking.. that probably wouldn't make a good name either..
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: dzulboy on June 14, 2007, 05:57:49 PM
anything with "fitness" seems to pull a crowd for some reason
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: phyxsius on June 14, 2007, 05:59:15 PM
Sweet Fitness?

HAHAHA
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: ARMZ on June 14, 2007, 05:59:33 PM
Universe Fitness..  Better than Planet Fitness..
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: akers1021 on June 14, 2007, 06:00:21 PM
"In the Trenches"
"In the Cage"
"Chalkin up"
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Bast000 on June 14, 2007, 06:00:48 PM
Skinny-Fat Fitness
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: climber on June 14, 2007, 06:01:07 PM
Fitness Fortress or Fort Fitness
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: knny187 on June 14, 2007, 06:01:22 PM
Ferrigno's Gym


 ;D















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Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: phyxsius on June 14, 2007, 06:01:37 PM
Fitness Battle
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: UpTheDosage on June 14, 2007, 06:01:48 PM
Sorry to sound negative, and I am not sure what the demographics of your area are as well as your goals, so my post could be total garbage......but in my experience the greater profit potential is not with the 'hardcore' crowd, more the 'general population.' Best of luck with your new business venture in any case ;)

Edit, forgot my point like a idiot, but I would go for not too much of a hardcore name, in case you ever want to change your target market.

It's ok man, you're not sounding negative at all. I appreciate everything that everyone has to say. You have identified the hardest part of what I'm trying to do. The building I have found has only one gym around and it is the one I worked at. It caters to people that have money, charges $45/month and have this high tech garbage called the "Bodybug," which is owned by Apex. The building I'm going after is a few minutes from downtown and is surrounded by mostly middle class families. I basically want to open something affordable that is welcome to EVERYONE, especially people that want results. The challenging part will be the marketing and getting the point across that you DON'T have to be big to workout there. The last thing I want is for people to say, "you have to be a bodybuilder to go there." Although that would be cool, it's simply not viable because I would have no members. So I want a name that gets the point across. It's a gym where you go to train hard and reach your goals. That's it. Although I am gonna have pics of Arnold and others up on the walls. lol.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: climber on June 14, 2007, 06:02:05 PM
Universe Fitness..  Better than Planet Fitness..

then someone will just come up with Multiverse Fitness... :P
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: SirTraps on June 14, 2007, 06:02:19 PM
either BITCHES or WEASELS
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: dzulboy on June 14, 2007, 06:02:25 PM
Ferrigno's Gym


 ;D















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you know this post is gonna cost you, right?
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: phyxsius on June 14, 2007, 06:02:39 PM
Ferrigno's Gym


 ;D


He will sure you for $20
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: UpTheDosage on June 14, 2007, 06:02:47 PM
no offense but i dont think he asked for your business opinion
in any case i think that there is room for bothe in the same gym have a sort of power room and a seperatearea for cardio as well as circuits
there are plenty of gyms with hardcore guys workingout harmoniously and inspiring the regular folk
you just have to accomidate bothe and have a good staff to make people feel comfortable thats where sales and personal trainers play an important role

EXACTLY! you nailed it buddy! wanna come work with me. lol.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: knny187 on June 14, 2007, 06:03:02 PM
It's ok man

he is a she

hope this helps





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Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: phyxsius on June 14, 2007, 06:03:21 PM
either BITCHES or WEASELS

No no.. That's the gym for Vince Goodbum
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: knny187 on June 14, 2007, 06:04:29 PM
Seriously....


I would open up a gym & call it Ferrigno's gym.....just for the publicity



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Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: UpTheDosage on June 14, 2007, 06:05:18 PM
Holy shit some of these posts are crackin me up. I reallly appreciate all the feedback guys. I really like The Iron House.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Don Miracle on June 14, 2007, 06:05:52 PM
Call it UpYourDosage


LOL..That's the very first thing that came to mind when I saw the thread.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: climber on June 14, 2007, 06:06:07 PM
Seriously....


I would open up a gym & call it Ferrigno's gym.....just for the publicity



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that background on your posts is annoying dude.. considered a different color?
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: SirTraps on June 14, 2007, 06:06:43 PM
SMOKIN' VINCE GOODRUM'S PALACE OF IRON
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: climber on June 14, 2007, 06:08:21 PM
SMOKIN' VINCE GOODRUM'S PALACE OF IRON

GOODRUM'S PALACE OF IRON

that would be good.. make it a gym/bar combo. :)
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Bast000 on June 14, 2007, 06:08:32 PM
Tiny Tits
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: VGalanti on June 14, 2007, 06:08:55 PM
OLD SCHOOL FITNESS
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: knny187 on June 14, 2007, 06:09:16 PM
that background on your posts is annoying dude.. considered a different color?


gee...why change it when it seems to work

 ;D



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Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: CQ on June 14, 2007, 06:10:36 PM
no offense but i dont think he asked for your business opinion
in any case i think that there is room for bothe in the same gym have a sort of power room and a seperatearea for cardio as well as circuits
there are plenty of gyms with hardcore guys workingout harmoniously and inspiring the regular folk
you just have to accomidate bothe and have a good staff to make people feel comfortable thats where sales and personal trainers play an important role

This is getbig, he posted a thread, so I'll give my opinion when and where I feel like it :)

I phrased my post nicely as I always do, wished him good luck and was speaking from my personal experience as a gym owner.

Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: bigdumbbell on June 14, 2007, 06:11:53 PM
dont forget the yoga clients and the boutique  :)
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: knny187 on June 14, 2007, 06:17:10 PM
This is getbig, he posted a thread, so I'll give my opinion when and where I feel like it :)

I phrased my post nicely as I always do, wished him good luck and was speaking from my personal experience as a gym owner.



you tell'm sweet tits....errr I mean CQ

 ;D



























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Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: phyxsius on June 14, 2007, 06:18:18 PM
Call it CageFighter Fitness Centre
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Frauhorn on June 14, 2007, 06:27:25 PM
Holy shit some of these posts are crackin me up. I reallly appreciate all the feedback guys. I really like The Iron House.

or.. "House of Iron"
essentially the same name, but more dramatic

others:
The Holy Chapel of Steel
The Synagogue of Sinew (to cater for a jewish crowd)

Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Deadpool on June 14, 2007, 06:30:18 PM
Gym's gym
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: myseone on June 14, 2007, 06:31:04 PM
the pain factory

Heavy duty gym

The Iron House

Tanks gym

Hard to the core

Hard-core fitness

The kill zone

The house of Iron

The Pit

Enter at your own risk ;D
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: sgt. d on June 14, 2007, 06:31:55 PM
CQ i think you need to put you are a female in your avatar. :-\
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: The Squadfather on June 14, 2007, 06:32:13 PM
MYESONE'S HOUSE OF QUARTER REPS
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: 187knny on June 14, 2007, 06:34:31 PM
Rainbow Fitness
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: davidpaul on June 14, 2007, 06:34:59 PM
no offense but i dont think he asked for your business opinion
in any case i think that there is room for bothe in the same gym have a sort of power room and a seperatearea for cardio as well as circuits
there are plenty of gyms with hardcore guys workingout harmoniously and inspiring the regular folk
you just have to accomidate bothe and have a good staff to make people feel comfortable thats where sales and personal trainers play an important role

Yeah you are the epitome of "hardcore" mr gay for pay ::)
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: sgt. d on June 14, 2007, 06:35:21 PM
"DA GYM"  :)
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 14, 2007, 06:35:31 PM
True Adonis Fitness
home of "a calorie is a calorie"
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: steelballs on June 14, 2007, 06:36:28 PM
The Train Yard  8)
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Deadpool on June 14, 2007, 06:36:45 PM
Ben Dover's Gym  ;D
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: The Squadfather on June 14, 2007, 06:37:02 PM
Yeah you are the epitome of "hardcore" mr gay for pay ::)
hahahahaha, another brutal owning by David Paul.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: sgt. d on June 14, 2007, 06:37:33 PM
The Train Yard  8)

Many jails have "yard" in it. Not original imo
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: bigdumbbell on June 14, 2007, 06:40:44 PM
Ben Dover's Gym  ;D

oh Medford   :)
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: sgt. d on June 14, 2007, 06:43:10 PM
oh Medford   :)

okay medford ::)
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: davidpaul on June 14, 2007, 06:44:04 PM
hahahahaha, another brutal owning by David Paul.

Would you call yourself "big" if you are 5'0 feet tall and weigh 150 pounds?  ::)

Looks like Derek Anthonys midget training partner  ;D

Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: gh15 on June 14, 2007, 06:44:12 PM
GH-15

if its hardcore that is  ;),,,

but you could always say it stands for general health 15 and up and not for the "dealerprowannabe" from that other board,, :D


second option

MONSTER
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: The Squadfather on June 14, 2007, 06:44:52 PM
Would you call yourself "big" if you are 5'0 feet tall and weigh 150 pounds?  ::)

Looks like Derek Anthonys midget training partner  ;D


hahahahaha, does this guy use "big" in his name?
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: davidpaul on June 14, 2007, 06:46:38 PM
hahahahaha, does this guy use "big" in his name?

big_vic
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: The Squadfather on June 14, 2007, 06:47:48 PM
big_vic
hahahaha, the only things big on him are his ears, attitude and love for the penis.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: CQ on June 14, 2007, 06:51:02 PM
you tell'm sweet tits....errr I mean CQ

 ;D


I made a perfectly polite post with a serious point, and the guy jumps all on me for no reason ::)
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: knny187 on June 14, 2007, 06:52:21 PM
I made a perfectly polite post with a serious point, and the guy jumps all on me for no reason ::)

I saw that


but I just think he was intimidated by little ole you





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Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Rimbaud on June 14, 2007, 06:52:54 PM
Monkey's Throwing Poop
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: JediKnight on June 14, 2007, 07:02:18 PM
Bankruptcy in 6 months GYM
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: ARMZ on June 14, 2007, 07:13:09 PM
Bankruptcy in 6 months GYM




80% do go belly up right away..   80% of franchise gyms make it long after 10 years..   You do the math..
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: CQ on June 14, 2007, 07:16:40 PM

80% do go belly up right away..   80% of franchise gyms make it long after 10 years..   You do the math..

Exactly, a point I was politely trying to get at earlier. My gym is one of the 20% non-franchises that has succeeded so I know it can be done and I wish Upthedosage all the best, but like you said those are the statistics.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: youandme on June 14, 2007, 07:18:09 PM
Depends, this gym has alot of potential if your in the right area, and you get your name out in the open. It will attract ALOT of athletes, HS kids, and dad's who want to push their kids to the athletic edge your business, has many angles.
If you know alot about lifting or have ever played college ball, then you might be best naming the gym after yourself for marketing and branding purposes.
Like for instance "Billy Bob's Fitness Center"
Then hire HS kids, that play sports, and open up a traiing camp during the summer, and talk to the coaches.
Bodda Bing

Also these types of gyms are dying out! People are looking for them but falling short, buy cheap good quality equipment little by little over time.

Now that my 2 cents are out of the way....back to names


DA's BootyTundra "Putting the pain in your ass"

Lift-a-Tit

Gettin Jiggy Wit it


Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: phyxsius on June 14, 2007, 07:22:47 PM
Your Office
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: dzulboy on June 14, 2007, 07:25:34 PM
OLD SCHOOL FITNESS

vinny  you aren;t a senior yet
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Tapeworm on June 14, 2007, 08:37:47 PM
McDonalds

ILS - House of Delusion

Own Zone

"The Firm"

Mower's Gym
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: bigdumbbell on June 14, 2007, 08:39:45 PM
hahahaha, the only things big on him are his ears, attitude and love for the penis.
LOL
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: beatmaster on June 14, 2007, 08:41:49 PM
McDonalds

ILS - House of Delusion

Own Zone

"The Firm"

Mower's Gym


lmao........
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Tapeworm on June 14, 2007, 08:45:20 PM
Fwiw - "Own Zone" and "The Firm" were serious, but ILS is probably better.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Campeon Del Mundo on June 14, 2007, 09:16:05 PM
Silver's Gym.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: wes mantooth on June 14, 2007, 09:48:14 PM
iron works


btw...gotta bump this thread...funny as shit ;D
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: The Coach on June 14, 2007, 09:53:03 PM
Bankruptcy in 6 months GYM

BINGO!!
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: youandme on June 14, 2007, 09:58:59 PM
Star Wars

(You can have green covered benches, and let members play with their saber swords in the shower)
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: UpTheDosage on June 14, 2007, 10:19:32 PM
LMAO! I knew you guys would come through for me! Thanks for all the ideas. Even "Monkeys Throwing Poop" and my personal favorite "Bankrupty in 6 Months Gym," are appreciated. lol.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Fulgorre on June 14, 2007, 10:35:57 PM
Legend

or

New Jersey Worthless State
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: gordiano on June 14, 2007, 10:44:55 PM
Alright guys I'm in the process of opening a basic, "hardcore" type gym, that is more old school with no joining fees or contracts and 20 bucks a month. Any ideas are welcome. Thanks.

Damn, that's fucking awesome!


Hope it's a success, man!
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: PORKY on June 14, 2007, 11:05:12 PM
"House of Pain" or you could go with "Evolution Fitness" should you decide to go in a different direction down the road  ;D ;)
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: D_1000 on June 14, 2007, 11:10:42 PM
House of Syringes
Men in Tights
Fitness Heaven
Health Club
Fitness & Health
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: onlyme on June 14, 2007, 11:11:54 PM
Goodrum's House of Delusion

Adonis Skin & Bones Club
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Theoak* on June 14, 2007, 11:15:10 PM
"Brutal Workouts, Epic Equipment, Monster Staff"
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: jwb on June 14, 2007, 11:22:29 PM
99% of people, even the hardcore crowd, join a gym for two reasons...

1. price
2. convenience

as far as names go many gyms are now going for a logo with their name on top and a few descriptive words beneath it.

eg.

Trafalgar Street Gym
affordable, friendly, convenient

Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: wes mantooth on June 14, 2007, 11:40:27 PM

Health Club


we have a winner!!!!!!!! :o

it has a nice ring t it....
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: phyxsius on June 15, 2007, 12:22:36 AM
DEA WatchDOG
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: MikeThaMachine on June 15, 2007, 03:19:16 AM
The Gas House
Squats and Thrusts
Your Moms Basement
Fuck Off
Weekend Warrior
Planet Gym
World Fitness
I Just Spit my Food all Over my Screen
Vince Basile's: Safety Fat Gym
Ron Avidan's: Kosher Gym
Craig Titus': Jaguar's on Fire Gym
Jumpstart's: Stan McQuay Gym
225 X 112

Personally I like Getbig, I mean it would be a tribute to this site and the Godfather Ron Avidan. ;D
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Tapeworm on June 15, 2007, 03:37:04 AM

Craig Titus': Jaguar's on Fire Gym


 ;D

Is it on a corner?  You could have two entrances, and 2 different names.
"The Squat 'til U Puke Juice Monkey Club"
"Betty's Holistic Swiss Ball Health and Beauty Center"

Then separate the 2 halves with a soundproof wall.  Be sure to have a door between the 2 that you can open when you're feeling bored.

Fvck it.  Just call it "Gayer than Yoga"
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Bluto on June 15, 2007, 03:38:47 AM
THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: omg on June 15, 2007, 03:40:31 AM
Alright guys I'm in the process of opening a basic, "hardcore" type gym, that is more old school with no joining fees or contracts and 20 bucks a month. Any ideas are welcome. Thanks.

old school gym

just a bunch of ppl who love to lift weights, no hating , no nothing just weights!!
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Bluto on June 15, 2007, 03:40:49 AM
Or you could call it Bluto's

but that would cost you 50% of the revenues
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: MikeThaMachine on June 15, 2007, 03:44:46 AM
Or you could call it Bluto's

but that would cost you 50% of the revenues


Why not "Empire" Gym ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: spinnis on June 15, 2007, 03:47:27 AM
EXACTLY! you nailed it buddy! wanna come work with me. lol.

I want to I want to I want to lol :D
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: MikeThaMachine on June 15, 2007, 03:51:32 AM
Where is this gym gonna be at anyway???
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Post by: The Ugly on June 15, 2007, 05:49:16 AM
Shooters.
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Post by: phreak on June 15, 2007, 05:56:35 AM
Bosu Madness
Metrosex Gym
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Post by: HowieW on June 15, 2007, 06:19:48 AM
If the town or city does not already have one, name it after the town.
Ex . " Springboro Fitness" or after some common nickname/ aspect of the town "Port city gym"
This way you tie in with the entire local community.
Good luck. Howard
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Post by: Bluto on June 15, 2007, 07:05:17 AM
WHATABOUT THE PUMPSTATION  ??? :D
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Post by: andydude00 on June 15, 2007, 07:26:31 AM
Universal Gym

The Temple Gym (doz's franchise)

Bust-A-Nut-Hut

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Post by: Tokyo Joe on June 15, 2007, 08:18:01 AM
go with something mainstream like

Muscles 'R' Us

Muscle Mart

Budget Muscle
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Post by: The Squadfather on June 15, 2007, 08:21:02 AM
CHRIS MASON'S HOUSE OF CHEAT CURLS AND QUARTER REP T BAR ROWS.
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Post by: Mars on June 15, 2007, 08:23:39 AM
bullshit, chris mason doesn't eat peanutbutter.
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Post by: Old_Rooster on June 15, 2007, 08:36:44 AM
good luck with the gym, you will need it.  hope you aren't looking to make more than a couple thousand a year if you open a hard core gym.
I always find that funny anyway, hard core lifters can get huge in a unisex, everyone welcome type gym so opening a hard core gym is ridiculous from a profit standpoint.
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Post by: thewickedtruth on June 15, 2007, 08:38:34 AM
the funking thunderdome ;D

bench


HAHA! I second THIS!
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Post by: The Squadfather on June 15, 2007, 08:40:23 AM
OLD ROOSTERS NO SQUAT RACKS OR LEG PRESSES GYM
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Post by: thewickedtruth on June 15, 2007, 08:41:19 AM
OLD ROOSTERS NO SQUAT RACKS OR LEG PRESSES GYM

I thought rooster already had a "curves" under his management?
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Post by: The Squadfather on June 15, 2007, 08:42:55 AM
I thought rooster already had a "curves" under his management?
hahahaha, no, that would mean that he was into women but we know that Terry Bowerman loves the cock.
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Post by: columbusdude82 on June 15, 2007, 08:56:02 AM
My dear Delphic friend,

Sorry I haven't been able to come through and produce any candidate names you might like, these past two months or so. God knows I've tried.

Have you thought of names that are hardcore in a way, but don't evoke images of roided-out bodybuilders throwing 45 lbs plates around like frisbees and being dicks to the 'smaller' members? How about something related to the Greek traditions and legends of athletics and strength? Like Herculeum or Herculaneum?

Just a thought...
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Post by: TheEgoCrusher on June 15, 2007, 08:57:57 AM
Fit Happens
The Fithouse
Strength and Honor (might want to drug test at the door to keep the "honor" part, though)
Jacked Fitness
Pain, Veins and Gains
Brutality Fitness (for the trolls on the boards)
Ownership Fitness (just for squadfather)

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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 15, 2007, 09:43:11 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LIFT
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Post by: Option D on June 15, 2007, 10:27:28 AM
OLD ROOSTERS NO SQUAT RACKS OR LEG PRESSES GYM
HAHAAHAHAHAAAHA
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Post by: ~flower~ on June 15, 2007, 10:35:31 AM
  Sale on Fitness   

   Lift Studio

       ::)
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Post by: dr.chimps on June 15, 2007, 10:50:59 AM
My dear Delphic friend,

Sorry I haven't been able to come through and produce any candidate names you might like, these past two months or so. God knows I've tried.

Have you thought of names that are hardcore in a way, but don't evoke images of roided-out bodybuilders throwing 45 lbs plates around like frisbees and being dicks to the 'smaller' members? How about something related to the Greek traditions and legends of athletics and strength? Like Herculeum or Herculaneum?

Just a thought...
LOL. That was the town that got buried along with Pompeii. Are you saying he's fcuked?  :D
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Post by: Old_Rooster on June 15, 2007, 10:54:03 AM
OLD ROOSTERS NO SQUAT RACKS OR LEG PRESSES GYM

HOOOO RAH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Old_Rooster on June 15, 2007, 10:54:47 AM
I thought rooster already had a "curves" under his management?

I DO BOY!  Her name is DIONNA!   HOOOOO RAH!
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Post by: youandme on June 15, 2007, 11:02:15 AM
I DO BOY!  Her name is DIONNA!   HOOOOO RAH!

wtf
are you taking a dump and typing on the computer
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Post by: columbusdude82 on June 15, 2007, 11:03:00 AM
LOL. That was the town that got buried along with Pompeii. Are you saying he's fcuked?  :D

Well jeeez what a tough crowd... If I had known that we had a bunch of scholars of greek and roman history on here I would have been much more careful...
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Post by: Man of Steel on June 15, 2007, 11:30:11 AM
"Gay Sex Fitness"

AHAAHAHAHAH!!!
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Man of Steel on June 15, 2007, 11:31:19 AM
Monkey's Throwing Poop

AHAHAHAHAH!!!
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Man of Steel on June 15, 2007, 11:33:30 AM
The Cockatorium
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Post by: tweeter on June 15, 2007, 11:35:58 AM
The Asylum
Blood, Sweat, and Tears
Needles Gym
Torture Dungeon
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Post by: Man of Steel on June 15, 2007, 11:52:03 AM
The Dickateria
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Post by: MAXX on June 15, 2007, 11:54:01 AM
The Cockatorium
agreed
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Post by: Option D on June 15, 2007, 11:58:17 AM
GET SWOLE BITCH GYM

WE THROW WEIGHTS AROUND BECAUSE WE ARE HARDCORE GYM


DONT NEED NO SPOT GYM

ROIDS R US GYM

NO SYNTHOL IN THESE GYM

ANIMAL PAK GYM

WE BONE FITNESS CHICKS IN THE BACK GYM

ALL OF OUR SHIT IS BROKEN GYM
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Man of Steel on June 15, 2007, 11:59:08 AM
If You're Queer Lift Here
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Post by: onlyme on June 15, 2007, 12:06:15 PM
Roids Room
Blood, Sweat and Gear
23.5 Hour Fitness
No Aerobics Gym
Heavyweight Gym
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: unbatrainer on June 15, 2007, 12:07:45 PM
the buff shop
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Post by: Man of Steel on June 15, 2007, 12:08:50 PM
Pump the Lap Ham Gym
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Post by: Man of Steel on June 15, 2007, 12:11:03 PM
Bad To The Boner
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Post by: The Ugly on June 15, 2007, 12:17:57 PM
Preachers with Boners
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Post by: PUERTOROCKS on June 15, 2007, 12:39:04 PM
Jacked
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Post by: Man of Steel on June 15, 2007, 12:43:19 PM
Ben In Jerry's Gym
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Post by: The Squadfather on June 15, 2007, 01:31:29 PM
MARS' HOUSE OF SLOPPY BLOWJOBS AND TAINT LICKING
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Post by: bigdumbbell on June 15, 2007, 01:32:59 PM
ALL DRUGS
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Man of Steel on June 15, 2007, 01:58:54 PM
MARS' HOUSE OF SLOPPY BLOWJOBS AND TAINT LICKING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: MoralMan on June 15, 2007, 02:02:28 PM
Call it "Rage gym"
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: The Ugly on June 15, 2007, 02:06:58 PM
OJdidit's.

Fidness fo' the inner city.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: HowieW on June 15, 2007, 02:18:21 PM
If You're Queer Lift Here
Not sure why , but this got me cracking up for real ;D
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: MikeThaMachine on June 15, 2007, 03:07:39 PM
If You're Queer Lift Here


It should be              Earl1972 & BayGBM's: If You're Queer Lift Here
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: bigdumbbell on June 15, 2007, 03:13:30 PM
FATSO'S GYM
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Post by: oldman on June 15, 2007, 03:23:08 PM
this is getbig so,

Epic

Ownage

Brutal

Goodrums
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Wombat on June 16, 2007, 01:19:11 AM
Alright guys I'm in the process of opening a basic, "hardcore" type gym, that is more old school with no joining fees or contracts and 20 bucks a month. Any ideas are welcome. Thanks.

Here is what you do...advertise free memberships to all fireman, policeman and service men...Offer 25% off to anyone with a college ID...That should get young woman in your gym...And when the women come, the guys will follow...
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Wombat on June 16, 2007, 01:32:00 AM
oh yeah gym names


1. Above average "Joe's" Gym
2. Epic Fitness
3. Open Gym
4. Dumb Bells
5. House of Fitness
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Tigerman on June 16, 2007, 04:44:38 AM
No Bull Gym
One More Rep Gym
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Post by: coltrane on June 16, 2007, 05:15:53 AM
"Fat Daddy's Barbell Co."
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Post by: Rami on June 16, 2007, 05:31:28 AM
Call it "The Loser"
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Post by: Deadpool on June 16, 2007, 05:35:13 AM

It should be              Earl1972 & BayGBM's: If You're Queer Lift Here
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Post by: bigdumbbell on June 16, 2007, 05:59:37 AM

cool medford :)
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: D_1000 on June 16, 2007, 08:45:55 AM
Syringe in the Ass
All Drugs
It's Too Easy
Synthol Club
Pump & Pose
Shredded Glutes
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: columbusdude82 on June 16, 2007, 09:21:07 AM
Columbusdude's House of Pancakes

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Post by: The Squadfather on June 16, 2007, 09:22:42 AM
TREY BREWERS HOUSE OF LIES AND INFLATED POUNDAGE CLAIMS
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Mars on June 16, 2007, 09:25:14 AM
Dave's fucking machines.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Man of Steel on June 16, 2007, 10:51:19 AM
Columbusdude's House of Pancakes



AHAHAAHAH!!!  I don't know why, but that made me laugh.
Title: Re: HELP ME NAME MY GYM
Post by: Stark on June 16, 2007, 11:10:57 AM
I would love to know if you be successfull with that Gym, I personally see it as a hard thing to accomplish.