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Title: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: BigCypriate on June 26, 2007, 01:50:20 AM
This is the "guy" that most of the women in my office are attracted to

Why is it that women these days no longer appreciate classic towers of manliness such as Arnold, Reeves, and myself?

Speak on this

(https://www.ticketzone.co.uk/data/graphicsandtext/CO011.jpg)

Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: gordiano on June 26, 2007, 01:52:15 AM
Who's that asshole?  ???
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Andre Nickatina on June 26, 2007, 01:58:19 AM
Dude wears an ascot. Not even close to cool/
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: gordiano on June 26, 2007, 02:12:44 AM
This is the "guy" that most of the women in my office are attracted to

Why is it that women these days no longer appreciate classic towers of manliness such as Arnold, Reeves, and myself?

Speak on this

(https://www.ticketzone.co.uk/data/graphicsandtext/CO011.jpg)



Well, the reason is, this is what is marketed to the sheeple (sheep+people). They have no mind of their own, so WHATEVER Oprah, Cosmo, People, US Weekly, or (insert name of retarded magazine or tv show) tell 'em to like, is what they like.


I don't even know who that asshole is. But I can just tell from looking at that shot, he's a fucking dumbass.
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: kiwiol on June 26, 2007, 02:17:01 AM
This is the "guy" that most of the women in my office are attracted to

Why is it that women these days no longer appreciate classic towers of manliness such as Arnold, Reeves, and myself?

Speak on this

(https://www.ticketzone.co.uk/data/graphicsandtext/CO011.jpg)



Are you saying 'he' can teach those girls a thing or two about giving proper head, BigC?
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Mark1 on June 26, 2007, 02:36:42 AM
Looks like a chick with a beard.

Why do the dumb bitches go for these metrosexual queers  ???
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: gordiano on June 26, 2007, 02:42:07 AM
Looks like a chick with a beard.

Why do the dumb bitches go for these metrosexual queers  ???


My post above will explain. But yes, at first look, I too thought it was a chick with a shitty beard.
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: BigCypriate on June 26, 2007, 03:08:50 AM
Are you saying 'he' can teach those girls a thing or two about giving proper head, BigC?

hahaha what i'm sayin K, is that this skinny little wine taster has probably seen more semen than the HMS Invincible
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: PORKY on June 26, 2007, 03:10:46 AM
The girls and he can go on all day talking about hair do's and make up and also all the dresses that are in fashion LOL!
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Figo on June 26, 2007, 03:37:26 AM
Is he a musician, famous hairdresser or does he decorate for a living?
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: LatsMcGee on June 26, 2007, 03:38:37 AM
My wife thinks he looks like a cum dumpster.  I agree.
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: BigCypriate on June 26, 2007, 03:41:24 AM
This polesmoker is a famous tv presenter/comedian in england and a LOT of women are attracted to him hahaha

He looks like a gayer skinnier version of the rocky horror show
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: SteelePegasus on June 26, 2007, 04:16:00 AM
This is the "guy" that most of the women in my office are attracted to

Why is it that women these days no longer appreciate classic towers of manliness such as Arnold, Reeves, and myself?

Speak on this

(https://www.ticketzone.co.uk/data/graphicsandtext/CO011.jpg)



 ::) ::)
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on June 26, 2007, 04:47:26 AM
This polesmoker is a famous tv presenter/comedian in england and a LOT of women are attracted to him hahaha

He looks like a gayer skinnier version of the rocky horror show

He is not funny either!


He is a left wing, lettuce eating, ex drug abuser and any other annoying cliche you want rolled into one monstrosity.


ta ta
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Nordic Superman on June 26, 2007, 04:50:14 AM
He is not funny either!


He is a left wing, lettuce eating, ex drug abuser and any other annoying cliche you want rolled into one monstrosity.


ta ta

I'm fucking tired of all the fags in manchester walking around the city centre emulating this jock sniffing fag.

There should be an huntings season for these clowns.
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: BigCypriate on June 26, 2007, 04:52:31 AM
I'm fucking tired of all the fags in manchester walking around the city centre emulating this jock sniffing fag.

There should be an huntings season for these clowns.

Hahahah yes!!!!!  Imagine the economic effects that a mass slaughter of this little rice cake smokers would have on the ready-made salad, and flavoured water industry!
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Darth Muscle on June 26, 2007, 04:54:10 AM
That's Alexxx right? :)
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: BigCypriate on June 26, 2007, 04:54:28 AM
gayer than this guy

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Uotl6U6ETYw3aM:http://www.ggbaloo.net/Gay)
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: nycbull on June 26, 2007, 07:14:08 AM
i agree here, i never quite understood why women are attracted to girlish or boyish looking men.

i thinks its because they associate masculinity - body hair, muscles, strength, size, with brutishness and oppression. That is their mistake. It may have come from watching their fathers oppress their mothers, or some kind of hangover from the 50's conformist male, or the 70's macho cad. I'm not sure.

Also, women believe that a more feminized looking male would never go around town saying..."i really nailed that whore...see that one over there she sucks like a hoover"...Another mistake.  These guys can be oppressive as the next.

So the lesson to learn here is that if you are a hyper masculine looking guy you may need to go the extra yard to let women know you are not a brute and prove that us macho guys have a heart too.  ;D
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Petrucci on June 26, 2007, 07:23:37 AM
i agree here, i never quite understood why women are attracted to girlish or boyish looking men.

i thinks its because they associate masculinity - body hair, muscles, strength, size, with brutishness and oppression. That is their mistake. It may have come from watching their fathers oppress their mothers, or some kind of hangover from the 50's conformist male, or the 70's macho cad. I'm not sure.

Also, women believe that a more feminized looking male would never go around town saying..."i really nailed that whore...see that one over there she sucks like a hoover"...Another mistake.  These guys can be oppressive as the next.

So the lesson to learn here is that if you are a hyper masculine looking guy you may need to go the extra yard to let women know you are not a brute and prove that us macho guys have a heart too.  ;D

well, thank god there is some exceptions and lots of girls do like other types of guys....after all, if it wasnt by that, this guy here would not have become so much world famous with his 'macho' type some years ago

(http://www.dreamworksfansite.com/gladiator/storyline/gladiator119a.jpg)

And i think that Russell Crowe have millions more girls salivating for him than for the queer posted in this topic LOL
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: BigCypriate on June 26, 2007, 07:36:46 AM
well, thank god there is some exceptions and lots of girls do like other types of guys....after all, if it wasnt by that, this guy here would not have become so much world famous with his 'macho' type some years ago

(http://www.dreamworksfansite.com/gladiator/storyline/gladiator119a.jpg)

And i think that Russell Crowe have millions more girls salivating for him than for the queer posted in this topic LOL

Well there's definately one person salivating over russel crowe on this thread "petrucci"
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: anvil on June 26, 2007, 07:37:05 AM
This is the "guy" that most of the women in my office are attracted to

Why is it that women these days no longer appreciate classic towers of manliness such as Arnold, Reeves, and myself?

Speak on this

(https://www.ticketzone.co.uk/data/graphicsandtext/CO011.jpg)




What a dumbass load.  Looks like a drunken, talentless, no-hygeine-having, white trash version of Prince.
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Nordic Superman on June 26, 2007, 07:42:14 AM
well, thank god there is some exceptions and lots of girls do like other types of guys....after all, if it wasnt by that, this guy here would not have become so much world famous with his 'macho' type some years ago

(http://www.dreamworksfansite.com/gladiator/storyline/gladiator119a.jpg)

And i think that Russell Crowe have millions more girls salivating for him than for the queer posted in this topic LOL

You're right mate, my outfit looks just like that when I go out on a friday night, and it brings me no pussy
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: BigCypriate on June 26, 2007, 07:58:18 AM
You're right mate, my outfit looks just like that when I go out on a friday night, and it brings me no pussy

hahaha, i feel your pain man

I'm definately takin this s**t back to the store!!!

(http://www.4halloweencostumes.com/images/15-020.jpg)
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 26, 2007, 08:05:31 AM
You're right mate, my outfit looks just like that when I go out on a friday night, and it brings me no pussy

maybe you should try the germanic tribe look, with axe and all.
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Nordic Superman on June 26, 2007, 08:47:51 AM
hahaha, i feel your pain man

I'm definately takin this s**t back to the store!!!

(http://www.4halloweencostumes.com/images/15-020.jpg)

ROFL, actually that's quite fetching, I think it's the mustache that's bringing you down.
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: The Squadfather on June 26, 2007, 08:50:15 AM
Dude wears an ascot. Not even close to cool/
hahahahaha, look at that penis polisher. ;D
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Nordic Superman on June 26, 2007, 09:00:22 AM
hahahahaha, look at that penis polisher. ;D

Why the big happy excitable grin?

Do penis polishers bring a smile of excitement to your face?
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: BigCypriate on June 26, 2007, 09:01:19 AM
hahahahaha, look at that penis polisher. ;D

hahaha these clowns are all over the high street where I live man, it is not unusual to see a group of "guys" all wearing tight jeans, pointy brown shoes (oh brother) and cardigans, looking like they've all styled their hair with eachothers load and a fork
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 26, 2007, 09:06:16 AM
We real men must declare war on these penis puffers.
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: local hero on June 26, 2007, 09:15:51 AM
i think russel brands funny as fuck, goes to show, all you need is good patter and you can fuck as much as u can handle,,,,,,, and he's been thru more then most on here combined!
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Petrucci on June 26, 2007, 09:42:18 AM
You're right mate, my outfit looks just like that when I go out on a friday night, and it brings me no pussy

to go out on a friday night to get some girls, specially if it is hot, go the ahnold route...you cant go wrong

(http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=87992&rendTypeId=4)

an axe is a good adition too!

Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: nycbull on June 26, 2007, 10:00:42 AM
We real men must declare war on these penis puffers.

hold on there, this is where your crossing the line. hating men who are feminine or perceived to be feminine is the same as hating women. Your just going in a circle and confirming the stereotype.

Femininity is not to be declared war on.  This is the whole problem. Why would a women want a guy who believes femininity is ugly or weak. There are a lot of very powerful men who are effeminate and very very powerfull feminine women.

If you don't like these guys fine but its sounds like you are bordering on homophobia and misogyny.

Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Nordic Superman on June 26, 2007, 10:01:12 AM
to go out on a friday night to get some girls, specially if it is hot, go the ahnold route...you cant go wrong

(http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=87992&rendTypeId=4)

an axe is a good adition too!



I bet arnold back in the day could pull supreme pussy with that getup.

Man... wouldn't have any trouble coming up with a talking point.
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 26, 2007, 10:05:00 AM
hold on there, this is where your crossing the line. hating men who are feminine or perceived to be feminine is the same as hating women. Your just going in a circle and confirming the stereotype.

Femininity is not to be declared war on.  This is the whole problem. Why would a women want a guy femininity as ugly or weak. There are a lot of very powerful men who are effeminate and very very powerfull feminine women.

If you don't like these guys fine but its sounds like you are bordering on homophobia and misogyny.



I was joking..  ::)

Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: thebigman on July 06, 2007, 01:01:53 AM
hahaha these clowns are all over the high street where I live man, it is not unusual to see a group of "guys" all wearing tight jeans, pointy brown shoes (oh brother) and cardigans, looking like they've all styled their hair with eachothers load and a fork

 ;D One of the few posts that made me laugh out loud.

Peace
TBM
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: JasonH on July 06, 2007, 01:41:53 AM
This whole thread is funny.  ;D
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Nordic Superman on July 06, 2007, 01:53:01 AM
This whole thread is funny.  ;D

More, or less funny than the Scottish football team? ???
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: JasonH on July 06, 2007, 06:06:15 AM
More, or less funny than the Scottish football team? ???

There is nothing funny about the Scottish football team.  :-\
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on July 06, 2007, 07:17:31 AM
If you hit your woman enough she'll tell you whatever you tell her to
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: hifrommike on July 06, 2007, 08:22:00 AM


Brand is swishy as hell. 
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: BigCypriate on July 06, 2007, 08:24:27 AM
If you hit your woman enough she'll tell you whatever you tell her to

Yes!!!!! This is key to respectful conversations at the dinner table!
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on July 06, 2007, 08:48:10 AM
Yes!!!!! This is key to respectful conversations at the dinner table!

You obviously don't control your household or you'd know that she doesn't sit at the same table as you during dinner. She stands waiting to give you a fresh beer or grab the salt.

Take notes junior, class is in session.
Title: Re: Russell Brand oh brother
Post by: Coach on July 06, 2007, 09:50:47 AM
I've seen the guy twice in real life, once at the train station in Bristol, and another time in a restaurant in London.  Going about his business in real life he dresses normally (jeans/T-shirt/trainers) and his hair is pretty normal, he wouldn't stand out anywhere.

The way he dresses/looks on TV and for photo-shoots is nothing more than marketing really, to make him stand out from the crowd of other bland TV presenters and comedians, and obviously it's working.