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Russell Brand oh brother
« on: June 26, 2007, 01:50:20 AM »
This is the "guy" that most of the women in my office are attracted to

Why is it that women these days no longer appreciate classic towers of manliness such as Arnold, Reeves, and myself?

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2007, 01:52:15 AM »
Who's that asshole?  ???
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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2007, 01:58:19 AM »
Dude wears an ascot. Not even close to cool/

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2007, 02:12:44 AM »
This is the "guy" that most of the women in my office are attracted to

Why is it that women these days no longer appreciate classic towers of manliness such as Arnold, Reeves, and myself?

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Well, the reason is, this is what is marketed to the sheeple (sheep+people). They have no mind of their own, so WHATEVER Oprah, Cosmo, People, US Weekly, or (insert name of retarded magazine or tv show) tell 'em to like, is what they like.


I don't even know who that asshole is. But I can just tell from looking at that shot, he's a fucking dumbass.
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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2007, 02:17:01 AM »
This is the "guy" that most of the women in my office are attracted to

Why is it that women these days no longer appreciate classic towers of manliness such as Arnold, Reeves, and myself?

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Are you saying 'he' can teach those girls a thing or two about giving proper head, BigC?

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2007, 02:36:42 AM »
Looks like a chick with a beard.

Why do the dumb bitches go for these metrosexual queers  ???

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2007, 02:42:07 AM »
Looks like a chick with a beard.

Why do the dumb bitches go for these metrosexual queers  ???


My post above will explain. But yes, at first look, I too thought it was a chick with a shitty beard.
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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2007, 03:08:50 AM »
Are you saying 'he' can teach those girls a thing or two about giving proper head, BigC?

hahaha what i'm sayin K, is that this skinny little wine taster has probably seen more semen than the HMS Invincible

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2007, 03:10:46 AM »
The girls and he can go on all day talking about hair do's and make up and also all the dresses that are in fashion LOL!
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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2007, 03:37:26 AM »
Is he a musician, famous hairdresser or does he decorate for a living?

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2007, 03:38:37 AM »
My wife thinks he looks like a cum dumpster.  I agree.

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2007, 03:41:24 AM »
This polesmoker is a famous tv presenter/comedian in england and a LOT of women are attracted to him hahaha

He looks like a gayer skinnier version of the rocky horror show

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2007, 04:16:00 AM »
This is the "guy" that most of the women in my office are attracted to

Why is it that women these days no longer appreciate classic towers of manliness such as Arnold, Reeves, and myself?

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2007, 04:47:26 AM »
This polesmoker is a famous tv presenter/comedian in england and a LOT of women are attracted to him hahaha

He looks like a gayer skinnier version of the rocky horror show

He is not funny either!


He is a left wing, lettuce eating, ex drug abuser and any other annoying cliche you want rolled into one monstrosity.


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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2007, 04:50:14 AM »
He is not funny either!


He is a left wing, lettuce eating, ex drug abuser and any other annoying cliche you want rolled into one monstrosity.


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I'm fucking tired of all the fags in manchester walking around the city centre emulating this jock sniffing fag.

There should be an huntings season for these clowns.
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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2007, 04:52:31 AM »
I'm fucking tired of all the fags in manchester walking around the city centre emulating this jock sniffing fag.

There should be an huntings season for these clowns.

Hahahah yes!!!!!  Imagine the economic effects that a mass slaughter of this little rice cake smokers would have on the ready-made salad, and flavoured water industry!

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2007, 04:54:10 AM »
That's Alexxx right? :)

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2007, 04:54:28 AM »
gayer than this guy


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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2007, 07:14:08 AM »
i agree here, i never quite understood why women are attracted to girlish or boyish looking men.

i thinks its because they associate masculinity - body hair, muscles, strength, size, with brutishness and oppression. That is their mistake. It may have come from watching their fathers oppress their mothers, or some kind of hangover from the 50's conformist male, or the 70's macho cad. I'm not sure.

Also, women believe that a more feminized looking male would never go around town saying..."i really nailed that whore...see that one over there she sucks like a hoover"...Another mistake.  These guys can be oppressive as the next.

So the lesson to learn here is that if you are a hyper masculine looking guy you may need to go the extra yard to let women know you are not a brute and prove that us macho guys have a heart too.  ;D

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2007, 07:23:37 AM »
i agree here, i never quite understood why women are attracted to girlish or boyish looking men.

i thinks its because they associate masculinity - body hair, muscles, strength, size, with brutishness and oppression. That is their mistake. It may have come from watching their fathers oppress their mothers, or some kind of hangover from the 50's conformist male, or the 70's macho cad. I'm not sure.

Also, women believe that a more feminized looking male would never go around town saying..."i really nailed that whore...see that one over there she sucks like a hoover"...Another mistake.  These guys can be oppressive as the next.

So the lesson to learn here is that if you are a hyper masculine looking guy you may need to go the extra yard to let women know you are not a brute and prove that us macho guys have a heart too.  ;D

well, thank god there is some exceptions and lots of girls do like other types of guys....after all, if it wasnt by that, this guy here would not have become so much world famous with his 'macho' type some years ago



And i think that Russell Crowe have millions more girls salivating for him than for the queer posted in this topic LOL
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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2007, 07:36:46 AM »
well, thank god there is some exceptions and lots of girls do like other types of guys....after all, if it wasnt by that, this guy here would not have become so much world famous with his 'macho' type some years ago



And i think that Russell Crowe have millions more girls salivating for him than for the queer posted in this topic LOL

Well there's definately one person salivating over russel crowe on this thread "petrucci"

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2007, 07:37:05 AM »
This is the "guy" that most of the women in my office are attracted to

Why is it that women these days no longer appreciate classic towers of manliness such as Arnold, Reeves, and myself?

Speak on this






What a dumbass load.  Looks like a drunken, talentless, no-hygeine-having, white trash version of Prince.

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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2007, 07:42:14 AM »
well, thank god there is some exceptions and lots of girls do like other types of guys....after all, if it wasnt by that, this guy here would not have become so much world famous with his 'macho' type some years ago



And i think that Russell Crowe have millions more girls salivating for him than for the queer posted in this topic LOL

You're right mate, my outfit looks just like that when I go out on a friday night, and it brings me no pussy
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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2007, 07:58:18 AM »
You're right mate, my outfit looks just like that when I go out on a friday night, and it brings me no pussy

hahaha, i feel your pain man

I'm definately takin this s**t back to the store!!!


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Re: Russell Brand oh brother
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2007, 08:05:31 AM »
You're right mate, my outfit looks just like that when I go out on a friday night, and it brings me no pussy

maybe you should try the germanic tribe look, with axe and all.