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Title: SF is a genius
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 29, 2007, 04:41:25 PM
i have eaten 2 twizzlers a day for the last three days and ive gained 14 pounds of mass.

thanks for the tip squadfather
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: chaos on June 29, 2007, 04:42:27 PM
is "twizzlers" some kind of code for 14" mandingo penis? :-\
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: WetWorker on June 29, 2007, 04:44:52 PM
I think this is the first time sf and genius have been used in the same sentence
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: The Squadfather on June 29, 2007, 04:45:12 PM
i have eaten 2 twizzlers a day for the last three days and ive gained 14 pounds of mass.

thanks for the tip squadfather

hahahaha, good stuff but you forgot the quarter cup of oatmeal and the glass of water.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 29, 2007, 04:48:36 PM
is "twizzlers" some kind of code for 14" mandingo penis? :-\

no, but i heard you have a cardio workout that involves working two of those simultaneously like cross country ski poles.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: chaos on June 29, 2007, 04:53:55 PM
no, but i heard you have a cardio workout that involves working two of those simultaneously like cross country ski poles.

hhahaha you wouldn't know cardio if it jumped up and bit you where your balls should be.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: davidpaul on June 29, 2007, 04:55:55 PM
i have eaten 2 twizzlers a day for the last three days and ive gained 14 pounds of mass.

thanks for the tip squadfather

Props.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 29, 2007, 05:14:01 PM
hhahaha you wouldn't know cardio if it jumped up and bit you where your balls should be.

i get plenty of cardio doing your sister
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: chaos on June 29, 2007, 05:45:19 PM
i get plenty of cardio doing your sister

::)
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: 240 is Back on June 29, 2007, 05:48:35 PM
michael lockett is natural, eats twizzlers all day long, and is perhaps the thickest amateur out there at the moment.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: chaos on June 29, 2007, 05:54:24 PM
michael lockett is natural, eats twizzlers all day long, and is perhaps the thickest amateur out there at the moment.
not near as fat "thick" as getbigs own resident "twizzler" eater, dickdrainer.   ::)
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 29, 2007, 06:02:03 PM
not near as fat "thick" as getbigs own resident "twizzler" eater, dickdrainer.   ::)

you been peekin at my junk in the locker room again chaos or did your sister tell you how im hung like a can of pringles?
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: chaos on June 29, 2007, 06:06:17 PM
you been peekin at my junk in the locker room again chaos or did your sister tell you how im hung like a can of pringles?

again with the sister jokes ::)

I told you before IF I had a sister she would kick your fat ass and pee on your face while you laid on the ground in a puddle of your own urine and feces.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: CARTEL on June 29, 2007, 06:09:41 PM
she would kick your fat ass and pee on your face while you laid on the ground in a puddle of your own urine and feces.

Big deal. That's just a typical weeknight for Kegdrainer.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: chaos on June 29, 2007, 06:17:38 PM
Big deal. That's just a typical weeknight for Kegdrainer.
are you saying that kegdrainer enjoys the taste of warm urine after being beaten in the face with a wooden spoon?
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 29, 2007, 06:18:13 PM
again with the sister jokes ::)

I told you before IF I had a sister she would kick your fat ass and pee on your face while you laid on the ground in a puddle of your own urine and feces.

you really need some new material.  if you ever met MY sister she would prematurely squeeze out her unborn son, strangle you with the umbilical cord, shove the baby back into her uterus...and then in two months when they baby is born he would feast on your rotting corpse....and then wash it down with a half cup of oatmeal and a couple twizzlers.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: Jake_W on June 29, 2007, 06:22:40 PM
                                    twizzlers
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: CARTEL on June 29, 2007, 06:26:40 PM
are you saying that kegdrainer enjoys the taste of warm urine after being beaten in the face with a wooden spoon?

Not sure if he enjoys it but, he is subjected to it rather often.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 29, 2007, 06:28:37 PM
Big deal. That's just a typical weeknight for Kegdrainer.

come on now cartel, you know i save the watersports for the weekend.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: CARTEL on June 29, 2007, 06:34:03 PM
come on now cartel, you know i save the watersports for the weekend.


Oops. My bad.  :-[
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: nycbull on June 30, 2007, 08:09:55 AM
Jerry Fawell claimed that the rainbow twizzlers was a part of the gay agenda to turn all  kids into homosexuals.  Boycott rainbow twizzlers.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: The Squadfather on June 30, 2007, 08:11:49 AM
Jerry Fawell claimed that the rainbow twizzlers was a part of the gay agenda to turn all  kids into homosexuals.  Boycott rainbow twizzlers.
are you suggesting that "kegdrainer" likes the penile tissue, Bull?
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: nycbull on June 30, 2007, 08:14:48 AM
are you suggesting that "kegdrainer" likes the penile tissue, Bull?

well I understand he bought out the entire stock of rainbow twizzlers at the Piggly Wiggly.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: The Squadfather on June 30, 2007, 08:15:28 AM
well I understand he bought out the entire stock of rainbow twizzlers at the Piggly Wiggly.
hahahahaha, do they have Piggly Wiggly's in Rochester?
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: The True Adonis on June 30, 2007, 08:19:34 AM
hahahahaha, do they have Piggly Wiggly's in Rochester?
Let`s just say that KegDrainer has more rainbow colored shirts in his closet than he admits to.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: buffbodz on June 30, 2007, 08:36:00 AM
again with the sister jokes ::)

I told you before IF I had a sister she would kick your fat ass and pee on your face while you laid on the ground in a puddle of your own urine and feces.

Some people pay good money for a session like that. 8)
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 02, 2007, 05:20:12 PM
Let`s just say that KegDrainer has more rainbow colored shirts in his closet than he admits to.

thank god i have you around to iron them all for me.
Title: Re: SF is a genius
Post by: Havenbull on July 02, 2007, 08:04:36 PM
thank god i have you around to iron them all for me.


pffft... "mopar" oh brother