SF is a genius

[Kegdrainer]

i have eaten 2 twizzlers a day for the last three days and ive gained 14 pounds of mass.

thanks for the tip squadfather

[chaos]

is "twizzlers" some kind of code for 14" mandingo penis?

[WetWorker]

I think this is the first time sf and genius have been used in the same sentence

[The Squadfather]

i have eaten 2 twizzlers a day for the last three days and ive gained 14 pounds of mass.

thanks for the tip squadfather

hahahaha, good stuff but you forgot the quarter cup of oatmeal and the glass of water.

[Kegdrainer]

is "twizzlers" some kind of code for 14" mandingo penis?

no, but i heard you have a cardio workout that involves working two of those simultaneously like cross country ski poles.

[chaos]

no, but i heard you have a cardio workout that involves working two of those simultaneously like cross country ski poles.

hhahaha you wouldn't know cardio if it jumped up and bit you where your balls should be.

[davidpaul]

i have eaten 2 twizzlers a day for the last three days and ive gained 14 pounds of mass.

thanks for the tip squadfather

Props.

[Kegdrainer]

hhahaha you wouldn't know cardio if it jumped up and bit you where your balls should be.

i get plenty of cardio doing your sister

[chaos]

i get plenty of cardio doing your sister

[240 is Back]

michael lockett is natural, eats twizzlers all day long, and is perhaps the thickest amateur out there at the moment.

[chaos]

michael lockett is natural, eats twizzlers all day long, and is perhaps the thickest amateur out there at the moment.

not near as fat "thick" as getbigs own resident "twizzler" eater, dickdrainer.   

[Kegdrainer]

not near as fat "thick" as getbigs own resident "twizzler" eater, dickdrainer.   

you been peekin at my junk in the locker room again chaos or did your sister tell you how im hung like a can of pringles?

[chaos]

you been peekin at my junk in the locker room again chaos or did your sister tell you how im hung like a can of pringles?

again with the sister jokes

I told you before IF I had a sister she would kick your fat ass and pee on your face while you laid on the ground in a puddle of your own urine and feces.

[CARTEL]

she would kick your fat ass and pee on your face while you laid on the ground in a puddle of your own urine and feces.

Big deal. That's just a typical weeknight for Kegdrainer.

[chaos]

Big deal. That's just a typical weeknight for Kegdrainer.

are you saying that kegdrainer enjoys the taste of warm urine after being beaten in the face with a wooden spoon?

[Kegdrainer]

again with the sister jokes

I told you before IF I had a sister she would kick your fat ass and pee on your face while you laid on the ground in a puddle of your own urine and feces.

you really need some new material.  if you ever met MY sister she would prematurely squeeze out her unborn son, strangle you with the umbilical cord, shove the baby back into her uterus...and then in two months when they baby is born he would feast on your rotting corpse....and then wash it down with a half cup of oatmeal and a couple twizzlers.

[Jake_W]

                                    twizzlers

[CARTEL]

are you saying that kegdrainer enjoys the taste of warm urine after being beaten in the face with a wooden spoon?

Not sure if he enjoys it but, he is subjected to it rather often.

[Kegdrainer]

Big deal. That's just a typical weeknight for Kegdrainer.

come on now cartel, you know i save the watersports for the weekend.

[CARTEL]

come on now cartel, you know i save the watersports for the weekend.

Oops. My bad. 

[nycbull]

Jerry Fawell claimed that the rainbow twizzlers was a part of the gay agenda to turn all  kids into homosexuals.  Boycott rainbow twizzlers.

[The Squadfather]

Jerry Fawell claimed that the rainbow twizzlers was a part of the gay agenda to turn all  kids into homosexuals.  Boycott rainbow twizzlers.

are you suggesting that "kegdrainer" likes the penile tissue, Bull?

[nycbull]

are you suggesting that "kegdrainer" likes the penile tissue, Bull?

well I understand he bought out the entire stock of rainbow twizzlers at the Piggly Wiggly.

[The Squadfather]

well I understand he bought out the entire stock of rainbow twizzlers at the Piggly Wiggly.

hahahahaha, do they have Piggly Wiggly's in Rochester?

[The True Adonis]

hahahahaha, do they have Piggly Wiggly's in Rochester?

Let`s just say that KegDrainer has more rainbow colored shirts in his closet than he admits to.