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Title: I just vomited after reading this!
Post by: flexingtonsteele on July 19, 2007, 10:49:36 PM
 :-X
OMG you ladies are gonna love this one! I was out running errands on my bicycle, when I decided to stop at the neighborhood market for a diet Sobe tea. As I was getting off my bike, the leg of my shorts caught on the bicycle seat. This of course produced a major "wedgie" and with only having a thong on underneath, exposed my booty for the whole world to see. Of course it would not go un-noticed by a man. He leaned out of his truck window and said "those are the best glutes I've seen since the Olympia"...I thanked him while I locked up my bike at lightning speed, and ducked into the store. Lesson learned: never wear loose nylon exercise shorts with only a thong when riding a bike...ooops...  ;)
Title: Re: I just vomited after reading this!
Post by: chaos on July 19, 2007, 10:56:56 PM
now I just vomited, thanks asshole >:(
Title: Re: I just vomited after reading this!
Post by: flexingtonsteele on July 19, 2007, 11:29:40 PM
sorry, but once I hurled, I had to share my pain with the rest of the Y board.

now I just vomited, thanks asshole >:(
Title: Re: I just vomited after reading this!
Post by: Always Sore on July 20, 2007, 06:23:26 AM
 :-X I kept reading that expecting to see "then my balls fell out of my shorts..."  :-X
Title: Re: I just vomited after reading this!
Post by: drkaje on July 20, 2007, 06:30:42 AM
Could a guy who is actually straight go that far?

It just seems very natural, to him. :)
Title: Re: I just vomited after reading this!
Post by: Man of Steel on July 20, 2007, 02:39:55 PM
AAHAHAHAHAA!!!!  this thread is gayer than diet Sobe tea
Title: Re: I just vomited after reading this!
Post by: GOLEAFSGO on July 27, 2007, 07:06:48 AM
:-X I kept reading that expecting to see "then my balls fell out of my shorts..."  :-X

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOOOOH FUCK THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!