OMG you ladies are gonna love this one! I was out running errands on my bicycle, when I decided to stop at the neighborhood market for a diet Sobe tea. As I was getting off my bike, the leg of my shorts caught on the bicycle seat. This of course produced a major "wedgie" and with only having a thong on underneath, exposed my booty for the whole world to see. Of course it would not go un-noticed by a man. He leaned out of his truck window and said "those are the best glutes I've seen since the Olympia"...I thanked him while I locked up my bike at lightning speed, and ducked into the store. Lesson learned: never wear loose nylon exercise shorts with only a thong when riding a bike...ooops...
now I just vomited, thanks asshole
I kept reading that expecting to see "then my balls fell out of my shorts..."
