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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: jaejonna on August 01, 2007, 07:02:43 AM
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So i had to pick up some coffee this morning at the 'bucks'.... I'm in line and in front of me is a well to do gentleman in his 70s or 80s....He asked the counter girl whats her favorite coffee...the counter girl (who weighs 200+ and her head alone must of been 50lbs easy) told him .."I only drink water and green tea. I don't drink coffee and worked here for 8 years" ..The old man was like "Why is that ?" The girl told him .." Water hydrates the body and I also drink green tea" Old man says "Whats green tea do" she says..."helps you stay thin."
So interjected "How long have you been laying off the green tea?" hahahahahahah
Discuss these constantly obese women who are also 'dietitians' for everyone else but themselves hahahahah
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So i had to pick up some coffee this morning at the 'bucks'.... I'm in line and in front of me is a well to do gentleman in his 70s or 80s....He asked the counter girl whats her favorite coffee...the counter girl (who weighs 200+ and her head alone must of been 50lbs easy) told him .."I only drink water and green tea. I don't drink coffee and worked here for 8 years" ..The old man was like "Why is that ?" The girl told him .." Water hydrates the body and I also drink green tea" Old man says "Whats green tea do" she says..."helps you stay thin."
So interjected "How long have you been laying off the green tea?" hahahahahahah
Discuss these constantly obese women who are also 'dietitians' for everyone else but themselves hahahahah
I think a lot of fat people consider eating after 7pm and before 6am a dead zone where the body doesn't absorb any of the nasty processed bullshit they eat while enjoying 4+ hours of reality shows and vaginal licking sessions from their cats while they have peanut butter on their snatches.
We could also discuss why overweight girls even bother shaving their pussy's since I never got that at all.
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ahhahaha
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Why do fat people buy nice clothes and jewelry? All those things are meant to accentuate a person's looks, but when you see a fat person ..your like....hey, your fat .... :-\
...Why why why ? I guess if fat people were smart enough to see the error in that they would be smart enough to know that buying two large pizzas for delivery to your house isnt a good thing when your home alone.
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Why do fat people buy nice clothes and jewelry? All those things are meant to accentuate a person's looks, but when you see a fat person ..your like....hey, your fat .... :-\
...Why why why ? I guess if fat people were smart enough to see the error in that they would be smart enough to know that buying two large pizzas for delivery to your house isnt a good thing when your home alone.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i totally agree. My girlfriend has a REALLY fat friend who brags about wearing designer clothes and having coach purses. NEWSFLASH, your FAT, none of the fancy clothes matter.
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Why do fat people buy nice clothes and jewelry? All those things are meant to accentuate a person's looks, but when you see a fat person ..your like....hey, your fat .... :-\
...Why why why ? I guess if fat people were smart enough to see the error in that they would be smart enough to know that buying two large pizzas for delivery to your house isnt a good thing when your home alone.
I think somebody really needs to sit down with a negro figurehead like Russell Simmons or Jay-z and ask them to push for black men to stop encouraging white women to get neck tattoo's and act like they are skinny. I'm not to proud to throw a bone to fat hog but don't act like YOU made me want to fuck you. I hate fat people. In fact when the race war comes and the Gods of Valhalla summon me for my final victory I shall smite these loads of blubber and laugh as the corpses pile up under my Timberlands. THE DAY IS COMING!
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I think somebody really needs to sit down with a negro figurehead like Russell Simmons or Jay-z and ask them to push for black men to stop encouraging white women to get neck tattoo's and act like they are skinny. I'm not to proud to throw a bone to fat hog but don't act like YOU made me want to fuck you. I hate fat people. In fact when the race war comes and the Gods of Valhalla summon me for my final victory I shall smite these loads of blubber and laugh as the corpses pile up under my Timberlands. THE DAY IS COMING!
You sound like a bitter ex fatty. Were you bullied in high school for being a flab monster?
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You sound like a bitter ex fatty. Were you bullied in high school for being a flab monster?
Hardly! I was 160lbs of piss & vinegar!
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You sound like a bitter ex fatty. Were you bullied in high school for being a flab monster?
he is a skinhead.
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Hardly! I was 160lbs of piss & vinegar!
There was a fat kid in my year, and after every 'phys ed' lesson we would whip him with wet towels and make him cry. Ha ha ha, once we chased him into the main school corridor - completely naked - and a load of girls laughed at his tiny, wrinkled penis. This kind of shit carried on until he was 18! Damn, i wouldn't be surprised if he's commited suicide by now. School can be very harsh if you're fat. [unless you're a fat guy that can fight - they tend to be the nastiest bullies of all]
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There was a fat kid in my year, and after every 'phys ed' lesson we would whip him with wet towels and make him cry. Ha ha ha, once we chased him into the main school corridor - completely naked - and a load of girls laughed at his tiny, wrinkled penis. This kind of shit carried on until he was 18! Damn, i wouldn't be surprised if he's commited suicide by now. School can be very harsh if you're fat. [unless you're a fat guy that can fight - they tend to be the nastiest bullies of all]
I fought a fat kid when I was like 140lbs. He must have been 200lbs. I couldn't knock him down. I must have hit his face 40 times till my hands were swollen. On the other hand I got completely manhandled and bloody at the hands of GIANT fat kid during a football game hahaha OWNED!
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I fought a fat kid when I was like 140lbs. He must have been 200lbs. I couldn't knock him down. I must have hit his face 40 times till my hands were swollen. On the other hand I got completely manhandled and bloody at the hands of GIANT fat kid during a football game hahaha OWNED!
The good news is they've probably died of heart attacks by now.
[why were you fighting with the first one?]
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The good news is they've probably died of heart attacks by now.
[why were you fighting with the first one?]
ummmmm, gym class. He was a big shit talker and bully so I while we were running relays I barrelled into him to get him to fight and once everybody saw that you could basically beat the shit out of him w/o him fighting back his days were over.
Even then I was a friend to mankind!
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hate it when out of shape people especially fat ass women, talk shit like that and they are just fat.
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I used to fantasize about being transferred to an American high school and licking out all the cheerleaders in the showers. Reality television destroyed the fantasy. If i was a yank i would have ended up being like that gook or the columbine guys.
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Nobody has game in highschool. I remember trying to fuck my girlfriend in such a way she couldn't look at me incase I made a funny face. Teens are ghey like that. Now that I'm 27 I have mad game on all the 16 year old biddy's
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Nobody has game in highschool. I remember trying to fuck my girlfriend in such a way she couldn't look at me incase I made a funny face. Teens are ghey like that. Now that I'm 27 I have mad game on all the 16 year old biddy's
Lol! When i was at school all the 16/17 year olds used to go out with guys in their late twenties. I would look at them in disgust and say, "why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?"
Now i'm 28 [where does the time go?], i've become one of those creepy 'old' guys that does exactly the same. And i love it.
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I used to fantasize about being transferred to an American high school and licking out all the cheerleaders in the showers. Reality television destroyed the fantasy. If i was a yank i would have ended up being like that gook or the columbine guys.
Us gooks have it hard in america...were the new black.. :-\
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Us gooks have it hard in america...were the new black.. :-\
Yes, but you guys work hard and usually end up in well paid employment. From what i have learnt on getbig, all black guys are either drug dealers, street cleaners or welfare scroungers. Monster ambition.
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Yes, but you guys work hard and usually end up in well paid employment. From what i have learnt on getbig, all black guys are either drug dealers, street cleaners or welfare scroungers. Monster ambition.
Those are cool sterotypes, asains are small dicked, dry cleaning, nail polishing, bad english sounding yellow skins.
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Most stereotypes have a basis in reality: alot of English people do have bad teeth, most Americans are fat, all muslims are evil psychpaths etc.
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So i had to pick up some coffee this morning at the 'bucks'.... I'm in line and in front of me is a well to do gentleman in his 70s or 80s....He asked the counter girl whats her favorite coffee...the counter girl (who weighs 200+ and her head alone must of been 50lbs easy) told him .."I only drink water and green tea. I don't drink coffee and worked here for 8 years" ..The old man was like "Why is that ?" The girl told him .." Water hydrates the body and I also drink green tea" Old man says "Whats green tea do" she says..."helps you stay thin."
So interjected "How long have you been laying off the green tea?" hahahahahahah
Discuss these constantly obese women who are also 'dietitians' for everyone else but themselves hahahahah
Did she ask you what it's like to live with Down Syndrome?
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I think a lot of fat people consider eating after 7pm and before 6am a dead zone where the body doesn't absorb any of the nasty processed bullshit they eat while enjoying 4+ hours of reality shows and vaginal licking sessions from their cats while they have peanut butter on their snatches.
We could also discuss why overweight girls even bother shaving their pussy's since I never got that at all.
maybe they want their girls to look "good" when they masturbate on webcam on yahoo?
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.."I don't drink coffee and worked here (Starbucks) for 8 years"
Problem numero uno. :P
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Haha. Fat people are so fat.
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I think a lot of fat people consider eating after 7pm and before 6am a dead zone where the body doesn't absorb any of the nasty processed bullshit they eat while enjoying 4+ hours of reality shows and vaginal licking sessions from their cats while they have peanut butter on their snatches.
We could also discuss why overweight girls even bother shaving their pussy's since I never got that at all.
Or getting tramp stamps..... :-X
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Those are cool sterotypes, asains are small dicked, dry cleaning, nail polishing, bad english sounding yellow skins.
you forgot shitty drivers, know kung fu , eat bugs and cats and dogs.i am sure there is more i am just trying to help ;)
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i also heard a girl once say "i wish i could lose some fat on my calves so can wear capris" i guess she noticed the look on my face and giggled and said "well i guess i would have to lose it everywhere for that right?" i just smiled.
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I think a lot of fat people consider eating after 7pm and before 6am a dead zone where the body doesn't absorb any of the nasty processed bullshit they eat while enjoying 4+ hours of reality shows and vaginal licking sessions from their cats while they have peanut butter on their snatches.
We could also discuss why overweight girls even bother shaving their pussy's since I never got that at all.
you answered your own question on this one, has to do with the cat-peanut butter sessions you mentioned.
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Why do fat people buy nice clothes and jewelry? All those things are meant to accentuate a person's looks, but when you see a fat person ..your like....hey, your fat .... :-\
...Why why why ? I guess if fat people were smart enough to see the error in that they would be smart enough to know that buying two large pizzas for delivery to your house isnt a good thing when your home alone.
overcompensation....they know they look like shit but try to offset it with nails, clothes, hair, etc
kind of like a certain type of people that put 22" rims on a rusted out piece of shit car....you know, the same kind of people
that are fucking the fat chics.....hmmmm? now it all makes sense.....
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big girls love the penis.
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So interjected "How long have you been laying off the green tea?" hahahahahahah
;D