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Title: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: jaejonna on August 01, 2007, 07:02:43 AM
So i had to pick up some coffee this morning at the 'bucks'.... I'm in line and in front of me is a well to do gentleman in his 70s or 80s....He asked the counter girl whats her favorite coffee...the counter girl (who weighs 200+ and her head alone must of been 50lbs easy) told him .."I only drink water and green tea. I don't drink coffee and worked here for 8 years" ..The old man was like "Why is that ?" The girl told him .." Water hydrates the body and I also drink green tea" Old man says "Whats green tea do" she says..."helps you stay thin."

 So interjected "How long have you been laying off the green tea?" hahahahahahah

Discuss these constantly obese women who are also 'dietitians' for everyone else but themselves hahahahah
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on August 01, 2007, 07:09:02 AM
So i had to pick up some coffee this morning at the 'bucks'.... I'm in line and in front of me is a well to do gentleman in his 70s or 80s....He asked the counter girl whats her favorite coffee...the counter girl (who weighs 200+ and her head alone must of been 50lbs easy) told him .."I only drink water and green tea. I don't drink coffee and worked here for 8 years" ..The old man was like "Why is that ?" The girl told him .." Water hydrates the body and I also drink green tea" Old man says "Whats green tea do" she says..."helps you stay thin."

 So interjected "How long have you been laying off the green tea?" hahahahahahah

Discuss these constantly obese women who are also 'dietitians' for everyone else but themselves hahahahah


I think a lot of fat people consider eating after 7pm and before 6am a dead zone where the body doesn't absorb any of the nasty processed bullshit they eat while enjoying 4+ hours of reality shows and vaginal licking sessions from their cats while they have peanut butter on their snatches.

We could also discuss why overweight girls even bother shaving their pussy's since I never got that at all.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: musclehedz on August 01, 2007, 07:09:39 AM
ahhahaha
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: jaejonna on August 01, 2007, 07:12:27 AM
Why do fat people buy nice clothes and jewelry? All those things are meant to accentuate a person's looks, but when you see a fat person ..your like....hey, your fat .... :-\
...Why why why ? I guess if fat people were smart enough to see the error in that they would be smart enough to know that buying two large pizzas for delivery to your house isnt a good thing when your home alone.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: wisconsinBB on August 01, 2007, 07:18:53 AM
Why do fat people buy nice clothes and jewelry? All those things are meant to accentuate a person's looks, but when you see a fat person ..your like....hey, your fat .... :-\
...Why why why ? I guess if fat people were smart enough to see the error in that they would be smart enough to know that buying two large pizzas for delivery to your house isnt a good thing when your home alone.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i totally agree.  My girlfriend has a REALLY fat friend who brags about wearing designer clothes and having coach purses. NEWSFLASH, your FAT, none of the fancy clothes matter.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on August 01, 2007, 07:19:25 AM
Why do fat people buy nice clothes and jewelry? All those things are meant to accentuate a person's looks, but when you see a fat person ..your like....hey, your fat .... :-\
...Why why why ? I guess if fat people were smart enough to see the error in that they would be smart enough to know that buying two large pizzas for delivery to your house isnt a good thing when your home alone.

I think somebody really needs to sit down with a negro figurehead like Russell Simmons or Jay-z and ask them to push for black men to stop encouraging white women to get neck tattoo's and act like they are skinny. I'm not to proud to throw a bone to fat hog but don't act like YOU made me want to fuck you. I hate fat people. In fact when the race war comes and the Gods of Valhalla summon me for my final victory I shall smite these loads of blubber and laugh as the corpses pile up under my Timberlands. THE DAY IS COMING!
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: UK Gold on August 01, 2007, 07:29:56 AM
I think somebody really needs to sit down with a negro figurehead like Russell Simmons or Jay-z and ask them to push for black men to stop encouraging white women to get neck tattoo's and act like they are skinny. I'm not to proud to throw a bone to fat hog but don't act like YOU made me want to fuck you. I hate fat people. In fact when the race war comes and the Gods of Valhalla summon me for my final victory I shall smite these loads of blubber and laugh as the corpses pile up under my Timberlands. THE DAY IS COMING!
You sound like a bitter ex fatty. Were you bullied in high school for being a flab monster?
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on August 01, 2007, 07:31:13 AM
You sound like a bitter ex fatty. Were you bullied in high school for being a flab monster?

Hardly! I was 160lbs of piss & vinegar!
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: Paul Allen on August 01, 2007, 07:32:41 AM
You sound like a bitter ex fatty. Were you bullied in high school for being a flab monster?

he is a skinhead.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: UK Gold on August 01, 2007, 07:39:57 AM
Hardly! I was 160lbs of piss & vinegar!
There was a fat kid in my year, and after every 'phys ed' lesson we would whip him with wet towels and make him cry. Ha ha ha, once we chased him into the main school corridor - completely naked - and a load of girls laughed at his tiny, wrinkled penis. This kind of shit carried on until he was 18! Damn, i wouldn't be surprised if he's commited suicide by now. School can be very harsh if you're fat. [unless you're a fat guy that can fight - they tend to be the nastiest bullies of all]
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on August 01, 2007, 07:41:46 AM
There was a fat kid in my year, and after every 'phys ed' lesson we would whip him with wet towels and make him cry. Ha ha ha, once we chased him into the main school corridor - completely naked - and a load of girls laughed at his tiny, wrinkled penis. This kind of shit carried on until he was 18! Damn, i wouldn't be surprised if he's commited suicide by now. School can be very harsh if you're fat. [unless you're a fat guy that can fight - they tend to be the nastiest bullies of all]

I fought a fat kid when I was like 140lbs. He must have been 200lbs. I couldn't knock him down. I must have hit his face 40 times till my hands were swollen. On the other hand I got completely manhandled and bloody at the hands of GIANT fat kid during a football game hahaha OWNED!
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: UK Gold on August 01, 2007, 07:45:12 AM
I fought a fat kid when I was like 140lbs. He must have been 200lbs. I couldn't knock him down. I must have hit his face 40 times till my hands were swollen. On the other hand I got completely manhandled and bloody at the hands of GIANT fat kid during a football game hahaha OWNED!
The good news is they've probably died of heart attacks by now.

[why were you fighting with the first one?]
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on August 01, 2007, 07:47:34 AM
The good news is they've probably died of heart attacks by now.

[why were you fighting with the first one?]

ummmmm, gym class. He was a big shit talker and bully so I while we were running relays I barrelled into him to get him to fight and once everybody saw that you could basically beat the shit out of him w/o him fighting back his days were over.

Even then I was a friend to mankind!
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: D.L. 5 on August 01, 2007, 07:50:14 AM
hate it when out of shape people especially fat ass women, talk shit like that and they are just fat.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: UK Gold on August 01, 2007, 07:51:54 AM
I used to fantasize about being transferred to an American high school and licking out all the cheerleaders in the showers. Reality television destroyed the fantasy. If i was a yank i would have ended up being like that gook or the columbine guys.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on August 01, 2007, 07:53:01 AM
Nobody has game in highschool. I remember trying to fuck my girlfriend in such a way she couldn't look at me incase I made a funny face. Teens are ghey like that. Now that I'm 27 I have mad game on all the 16 year old biddy's
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: UK Gold on August 01, 2007, 07:57:40 AM
Nobody has game in highschool. I remember trying to fuck my girlfriend in such a way she couldn't look at me incase I made a funny face. Teens are ghey like that. Now that I'm 27 I have mad game on all the 16 year old biddy's
Lol! When i was at school all the 16/17 year olds used to go out with guys in their late twenties. I would look at them in disgust and say, "why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?"
Now i'm 28 [where does the time go?], i've become one of those creepy 'old' guys that does exactly the same. And i love it.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: jaejonna on August 01, 2007, 08:13:58 AM
I used to fantasize about being transferred to an American high school and licking out all the cheerleaders in the showers. Reality television destroyed the fantasy. If i was a yank i would have ended up being like that gook or the columbine guys.
Us gooks have it hard in america...were the new black.. :-\
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: UK Gold on August 01, 2007, 08:18:50 AM
Us gooks have it hard in america...were the new black.. :-\
Yes, but you guys work hard and usually end up in well paid employment. From what i have learnt on getbig, all black guys are either drug dealers, street cleaners or welfare scroungers. Monster ambition.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: jaejonna on August 01, 2007, 08:21:16 AM
Yes, but you guys work hard and usually end up in well paid employment. From what i have learnt on getbig, all black guys are either drug dealers, street cleaners or welfare scroungers. Monster ambition.
Those are cool sterotypes, asains are small dicked, dry cleaning, nail polishing, bad english sounding yellow skins.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: UK Gold on August 01, 2007, 08:28:07 AM
Most stereotypes have a basis in reality: alot of English people do have bad teeth, most Americans are fat, all muslims are evil psychpaths etc.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: Joey Tito on August 01, 2007, 08:59:02 AM
So i had to pick up some coffee this morning at the 'bucks'.... I'm in line and in front of me is a well to do gentleman in his 70s or 80s....He asked the counter girl whats her favorite coffee...the counter girl (who weighs 200+ and her head alone must of been 50lbs easy) told him .."I only drink water and green tea. I don't drink coffee and worked here for 8 years" ..The old man was like "Why is that ?" The girl told him .." Water hydrates the body and I also drink green tea" Old man says "Whats green tea do" she says..."helps you stay thin."

 So interjected "How long have you been laying off the green tea?" hahahahahahah

Discuss these constantly obese women who are also 'dietitians' for everyone else but themselves hahahahah


Did she ask you what it's like to live with Down Syndrome?
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: slaveboy1980 on August 01, 2007, 11:41:54 AM
I think a lot of fat people consider eating after 7pm and before 6am a dead zone where the body doesn't absorb any of the nasty processed bullshit they eat while enjoying 4+ hours of reality shows and vaginal licking sessions from their cats while they have peanut butter on their snatches.

We could also discuss why overweight girls even bother shaving their pussy's since I never got that at all.

maybe they want their girls to look "good" when they masturbate on webcam on yahoo?
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: Fulgorre on August 01, 2007, 12:08:00 PM
.."I don't drink coffee and worked here (Starbucks) for 8 years"

Problem numero uno. :P

Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: JasonH on August 01, 2007, 12:50:03 PM
Haha. Fat people are so fat.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: gordiano on August 01, 2007, 12:52:04 PM
I think a lot of fat people consider eating after 7pm and before 6am a dead zone where the body doesn't absorb any of the nasty processed bullshit they eat while enjoying 4+ hours of reality shows and vaginal licking sessions from their cats while they have peanut butter on their snatches.

We could also discuss why overweight girls even bother shaving their pussy's since I never got that at all.

Or getting tramp stamps..... :-X
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: EbBnFlO on August 01, 2007, 12:59:32 PM
Those are cool sterotypes, asains are small dicked, dry cleaning, nail polishing, bad english sounding yellow skins.


you forgot shitty drivers, know kung fu , eat bugs and cats and dogs.i am sure there is more i am just trying to help ;)
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: EbBnFlO on August 01, 2007, 01:01:26 PM
i also heard a girl once say "i wish i could lose some fat on my calves so can wear capris" i guess she noticed the look on my face and giggled and said "well i guess i would have to lose it everywhere for that right?" i just smiled.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on August 01, 2007, 01:03:37 PM
I think a lot of fat people consider eating after 7pm and before 6am a dead zone where the body doesn't absorb any of the nasty processed bullshit they eat while enjoying 4+ hours of reality shows and vaginal licking sessions from their cats while they have peanut butter on their snatches.

We could also discuss why overweight girls even bother shaving their pussy's since I never got that at all.
you answered your own question on this one, has to do with the cat-peanut butter sessions you mentioned.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: No Patience on August 01, 2007, 02:00:42 PM
Why do fat people buy nice clothes and jewelry? All those things are meant to accentuate a person's looks, but when you see a fat person ..your like....hey, your fat .... :-\
...Why why why ? I guess if fat people were smart enough to see the error in that they would be smart enough to know that buying two large pizzas for delivery to your house isnt a good thing when your home alone.

overcompensation....they know they look like shit but try to offset it with nails, clothes, hair, etc

kind of like a certain type of people that put 22" rims on a rusted out piece of shit car....you know, the same kind of people
that are fucking the fat chics.....hmmmm? now it all makes sense.....
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: The Squadfather on August 01, 2007, 02:01:23 PM
big girls love the penis.
Title: Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
Post by: danielson on August 01, 2007, 02:01:54 PM


 So interjected "How long have you been laying off the green tea?" hahahahahahah




 ;D