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Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
« on: August 01, 2007, 07:02:43 AM »
So i had to pick up some coffee this morning at the 'bucks'.... I'm in line and in front of me is a well to do gentleman in his 70s or 80s....He asked the counter girl whats her favorite coffee...the counter girl (who weighs 200+ and her head alone must of been 50lbs easy) told him .."I only drink water and green tea. I don't drink coffee and worked here for 8 years" ..The old man was like "Why is that ?" The girl told him .." Water hydrates the body and I also drink green tea" Old man says "Whats green tea do" she says..."helps you stay thin."

 So interjected "How long have you been laying off the green tea?" hahahahahahah

Discuss these constantly obese women who are also 'dietitians' for everyone else but themselves hahahahah
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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2007, 07:09:02 AM »
So i had to pick up some coffee this morning at the 'bucks'.... I'm in line and in front of me is a well to do gentleman in his 70s or 80s....He asked the counter girl whats her favorite coffee...the counter girl (who weighs 200+ and her head alone must of been 50lbs easy) told him .."I only drink water and green tea. I don't drink coffee and worked here for 8 years" ..The old man was like "Why is that ?" The girl told him .." Water hydrates the body and I also drink green tea" Old man says "Whats green tea do" she says..."helps you stay thin."

 So interjected "How long have you been laying off the green tea?" hahahahahahah

Discuss these constantly obese women who are also 'dietitians' for everyone else but themselves hahahahah


I think a lot of fat people consider eating after 7pm and before 6am a dead zone where the body doesn't absorb any of the nasty processed bullshit they eat while enjoying 4+ hours of reality shows and vaginal licking sessions from their cats while they have peanut butter on their snatches.

We could also discuss why overweight girls even bother shaving their pussy's since I never got that at all.

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Re: Strange Starbucks Story ....followed by self owning...
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2007, 07:09:39 AM »
ahhahaha

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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2007, 07:12:27 AM »
Why do fat people buy nice clothes and jewelry? All those things are meant to accentuate a person's looks, but when you see a fat person ..your like....hey, your fat .... :-\
...Why why why ? I guess if fat people were smart enough to see the error in that they would be smart enough to know that buying two large pizzas for delivery to your house isnt a good thing when your home alone.
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2007, 07:18:53 AM »
Why do fat people buy nice clothes and jewelry? All those things are meant to accentuate a person's looks, but when you see a fat person ..your like....hey, your fat .... :-\
...Why why why ? I guess if fat people were smart enough to see the error in that they would be smart enough to know that buying two large pizzas for delivery to your house isnt a good thing when your home alone.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i totally agree.  My girlfriend has a REALLY fat friend who brags about wearing designer clothes and having coach purses. NEWSFLASH, your FAT, none of the fancy clothes matter.

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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2007, 07:19:25 AM »
Why do fat people buy nice clothes and jewelry? All those things are meant to accentuate a person's looks, but when you see a fat person ..your like....hey, your fat .... :-\
...Why why why ? I guess if fat people were smart enough to see the error in that they would be smart enough to know that buying two large pizzas for delivery to your house isnt a good thing when your home alone.

I think somebody really needs to sit down with a negro figurehead like Russell Simmons or Jay-z and ask them to push for black men to stop encouraging white women to get neck tattoo's and act like they are skinny. I'm not to proud to throw a bone to fat hog but don't act like YOU made me want to fuck you. I hate fat people. In fact when the race war comes and the Gods of Valhalla summon me for my final victory I shall smite these loads of blubber and laugh as the corpses pile up under my Timberlands. THE DAY IS COMING!

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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2007, 07:29:56 AM »
I think somebody really needs to sit down with a negro figurehead like Russell Simmons or Jay-z and ask them to push for black men to stop encouraging white women to get neck tattoo's and act like they are skinny. I'm not to proud to throw a bone to fat hog but don't act like YOU made me want to fuck you. I hate fat people. In fact when the race war comes and the Gods of Valhalla summon me for my final victory I shall smite these loads of blubber and laugh as the corpses pile up under my Timberlands. THE DAY IS COMING!
You sound like a bitter ex fatty. Were you bullied in high school for being a flab monster?

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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2007, 07:31:13 AM »
You sound like a bitter ex fatty. Were you bullied in high school for being a flab monster?

Hardly! I was 160lbs of piss & vinegar!

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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2007, 07:32:41 AM »
You sound like a bitter ex fatty. Were you bullied in high school for being a flab monster?

he is a skinhead.

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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2007, 07:39:57 AM »
Hardly! I was 160lbs of piss & vinegar!
There was a fat kid in my year, and after every 'phys ed' lesson we would whip him with wet towels and make him cry. Ha ha ha, once we chased him into the main school corridor - completely naked - and a load of girls laughed at his tiny, wrinkled penis. This kind of shit carried on until he was 18! Damn, i wouldn't be surprised if he's commited suicide by now. School can be very harsh if you're fat. [unless you're a fat guy that can fight - they tend to be the nastiest bullies of all]

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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2007, 07:41:46 AM »
There was a fat kid in my year, and after every 'phys ed' lesson we would whip him with wet towels and make him cry. Ha ha ha, once we chased him into the main school corridor - completely naked - and a load of girls laughed at his tiny, wrinkled penis. This kind of shit carried on until he was 18! Damn, i wouldn't be surprised if he's commited suicide by now. School can be very harsh if you're fat. [unless you're a fat guy that can fight - they tend to be the nastiest bullies of all]

I fought a fat kid when I was like 140lbs. He must have been 200lbs. I couldn't knock him down. I must have hit his face 40 times till my hands were swollen. On the other hand I got completely manhandled and bloody at the hands of GIANT fat kid during a football game hahaha OWNED!

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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2007, 07:45:12 AM »
I fought a fat kid when I was like 140lbs. He must have been 200lbs. I couldn't knock him down. I must have hit his face 40 times till my hands were swollen. On the other hand I got completely manhandled and bloody at the hands of GIANT fat kid during a football game hahaha OWNED!
The good news is they've probably died of heart attacks by now.

[why were you fighting with the first one?]

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« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2007, 07:47:34 AM »
The good news is they've probably died of heart attacks by now.

[why were you fighting with the first one?]

ummmmm, gym class. He was a big shit talker and bully so I while we were running relays I barrelled into him to get him to fight and once everybody saw that you could basically beat the shit out of him w/o him fighting back his days were over.

Even then I was a friend to mankind!

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« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2007, 07:50:14 AM »
hate it when out of shape people especially fat ass women, talk shit like that and they are just fat.
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« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2007, 07:51:54 AM »
I used to fantasize about being transferred to an American high school and licking out all the cheerleaders in the showers. Reality television destroyed the fantasy. If i was a yank i would have ended up being like that gook or the columbine guys.

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« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2007, 07:53:01 AM »
Nobody has game in highschool. I remember trying to fuck my girlfriend in such a way she couldn't look at me incase I made a funny face. Teens are ghey like that. Now that I'm 27 I have mad game on all the 16 year old biddy's

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« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2007, 07:57:40 AM »
Nobody has game in highschool. I remember trying to fuck my girlfriend in such a way she couldn't look at me incase I made a funny face. Teens are ghey like that. Now that I'm 27 I have mad game on all the 16 year old biddy's
Lol! When i was at school all the 16/17 year olds used to go out with guys in their late twenties. I would look at them in disgust and say, "why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?"
Now i'm 28 [where does the time go?], i've become one of those creepy 'old' guys that does exactly the same. And i love it.

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« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2007, 08:13:58 AM »
I used to fantasize about being transferred to an American high school and licking out all the cheerleaders in the showers. Reality television destroyed the fantasy. If i was a yank i would have ended up being like that gook or the columbine guys.
Us gooks have it hard in america...were the new black.. :-\
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« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2007, 08:18:50 AM »
Us gooks have it hard in america...were the new black.. :-\
Yes, but you guys work hard and usually end up in well paid employment. From what i have learnt on getbig, all black guys are either drug dealers, street cleaners or welfare scroungers. Monster ambition.

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« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2007, 08:21:16 AM »
Yes, but you guys work hard and usually end up in well paid employment. From what i have learnt on getbig, all black guys are either drug dealers, street cleaners or welfare scroungers. Monster ambition.
Those are cool sterotypes, asains are small dicked, dry cleaning, nail polishing, bad english sounding yellow skins.
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« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2007, 08:28:07 AM »
Most stereotypes have a basis in reality: alot of English people do have bad teeth, most Americans are fat, all muslims are evil psychpaths etc.

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« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2007, 08:59:02 AM »
So i had to pick up some coffee this morning at the 'bucks'.... I'm in line and in front of me is a well to do gentleman in his 70s or 80s....He asked the counter girl whats her favorite coffee...the counter girl (who weighs 200+ and her head alone must of been 50lbs easy) told him .."I only drink water and green tea. I don't drink coffee and worked here for 8 years" ..The old man was like "Why is that ?" The girl told him .." Water hydrates the body and I also drink green tea" Old man says "Whats green tea do" she says..."helps you stay thin."

 So interjected "How long have you been laying off the green tea?" hahahahahahah

Discuss these constantly obese women who are also 'dietitians' for everyone else but themselves hahahahah


Did she ask you what it's like to live with Down Syndrome?

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« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2007, 11:41:54 AM »
I think a lot of fat people consider eating after 7pm and before 6am a dead zone where the body doesn't absorb any of the nasty processed bullshit they eat while enjoying 4+ hours of reality shows and vaginal licking sessions from their cats while they have peanut butter on their snatches.

We could also discuss why overweight girls even bother shaving their pussy's since I never got that at all.

maybe they want their girls to look "good" when they masturbate on webcam on yahoo?

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« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2007, 12:08:00 PM »
.."I don't drink coffee and worked here (Starbucks) for 8 years"

Problem numero uno. :P


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« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2007, 12:50:03 PM »
Haha. Fat people are so fat.