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Title: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on August 27, 2007, 12:10:48 PM
hahahaha, let's destroy this little queen, i'll start, if sucking dicks was leg training Scott would be Tom Platz.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on August 27, 2007, 12:20:34 PM
Scott Markey sucks so bad if "he" were a sports team, "he" would be the Browns.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on August 27, 2007, 12:22:27 PM
hahahaha, let's destroy this little queen, i'll start, if sucking dicks was leg training Scott would be Tom Platz.
If sucking cock was like dog fighting Scotty poo would be Michael Vick.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on August 27, 2007, 12:23:13 PM
if swallowing loads was doing giant sets and sipping on amino's and carbs Scott would be Milos style training.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 27, 2007, 12:29:36 PM
If swallowing penii were inventing chin-ups and the the deltoid, Scott would be Doggcrapp
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on August 27, 2007, 12:30:26 PM
If sloppy dong throating were migrant workers Scotty would be South Texas.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on August 27, 2007, 12:30:44 PM
If swallowing dongs were like eating hot dogs Scotty poo would be Takeru Kobayashi
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on August 27, 2007, 12:33:56 PM
If mass ingestion of man batter were gallons of water Scotty would be the Great Lakes.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on August 27, 2007, 12:36:38 PM
hahahahaha, this little dong throating maniac has three loves in life, chewing bubblegum, shopping for panties and smoking a penis, and "he's" all out of bubblegum and credit cards.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Joey Tito on August 27, 2007, 12:37:13 PM
If mass ingestion of man batter were gallons of water Scotty would be the Great Lakes.

hahaha, this is the most classic shit I've seen in ages ;D
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 27, 2007, 12:38:48 PM
PS  Did this guy do a Google search for "gay sounding names" to come up with Scott Markey?

Gayer than brake fluid
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on August 27, 2007, 12:39:02 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!  Beautiful thread!!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on August 27, 2007, 12:40:23 PM
hahahaha, i'm actually starting to feel a little bit sorry for Scotty........nevermind, if taking it up the butt was cheese Scotty would be Wisconsin.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on August 27, 2007, 12:43:36 PM
If he could have a dime for every load he's swallowed, Scott Markey's name would be Schlomo Finklestein.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on August 27, 2007, 12:49:06 PM
If the oral pleasing of heavy-set, poorly-washed, homosexual elder statesmen were kilometers, Scotty would be a journey to the Andromeda galaxy.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on August 27, 2007, 12:52:11 PM
If bringing your ankles behind your ears and shrieking "Knock me up, Big Boy" were a science, Scott Markey would have a Nobel prize!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on August 27, 2007, 01:19:14 PM
If mouthing sweaty weiners were children's limericks, Scotty would be Mother Goose.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on August 27, 2007, 03:20:53 PM
If mouthing sweaty weiners were children's limericks, Scotty would be Mother Goose.
hahahahahahhaha, another MOS classic "sweaty weiners", i almost spatted my lasagna and steak all over the screen.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on August 30, 2007, 02:04:19 AM
hahahahahahaha, if inhaling smelly salamis for a living was intergalactic warfare, scott would be the Force
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on August 30, 2007, 06:54:41 AM
hahahahahahaha, if inhaling smelly salamis for a living was intergalactic warfare, scott would be the Force
hahahahaa, classic.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on August 30, 2007, 07:52:57 AM
If Scott Markey's gloryhole were a fast-food restaurant, its sign would say "Over a Billion Served"!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dan18 on August 30, 2007, 09:53:52 AM
If Scott Markey's gloryhole were a fast-food restaurant, its sign would say "Over a Billion Served"!
just like a deli he has a ticket dispenser on his night stand ..

serving one billion one ticket please..
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on September 02, 2007, 02:12:05 AM
hahahha yet another getbig douche pown3d sealed an delivered by the boys on the y
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on September 02, 2007, 06:29:27 AM
If servicing smelly fat truckers in Nebraska truckstops were covering up for pedophiles, Scott Markey would be the Pope!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on September 03, 2007, 05:18:26 AM
No Scott Markey thread is complete without this...
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BuffGoddess on September 03, 2007, 09:16:16 PM
SquatFeather, you can't even make me look bad...and you want to make some guy look like a pussy? Dude...give up!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jarhead on September 07, 2007, 02:21:00 PM
if being teabagged by older men was a bridge then Scott would be Golden Gate.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on September 07, 2007, 02:25:24 PM
if being teabagged by older men was a bridge then Scott would be Golden Gate.

Are you saying that Scott Markey likes to service rich old Republicans so he can experience first-hand the "trickledown effect"?
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mons Venus on September 09, 2007, 01:11:52 PM
SquatFeather, you can't even make me look bad...and you want to make some guy look like a pussy? Dude...give up!

BG, I just viewed a video of you and Denise M. DAMN....you eat pussy like a champ !!!

Very nice.  :D
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on September 09, 2007, 01:17:03 PM
monster 3 inch package, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM M ;D
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on September 09, 2007, 01:58:32 PM
monster 3 inch package, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM M ;D

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA brutal humiliation!!!!!!

Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jarhead on September 10, 2007, 02:52:53 PM
blech!!  I hate those pictures.

if small dicks were stacks of mud bricks then scott would be the great wall of china
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: WJ_Harley on September 10, 2007, 06:08:05 PM
http://www.smutjunkies.com/profiles/k/o_stars/Kraus_Derek/index.html
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on September 10, 2007, 06:14:59 PM
http://www.smutjunkies.com/profiles/k/o_stars/Kraus_Derek/index.html

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Shameless faggotry right there!!! Undeniable, irrefutable proof that Scotty is a cheap gay whore!

How's he gonna wriggle his way out of this one??? I wonder...
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jarhead on September 11, 2007, 08:12:42 AM
if 5 restraining orders for 6 ex-girlfriends were personally conflicted homosexuality then Derek Krause would be Scott Markey.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: bmacsys on September 13, 2007, 07:42:48 PM
hahahaha, let's destroy this little queen, i'll start, if sucking dicks was leg training Scott would be Tom Platz.

The advices I would give to Scott Markey would be to cash in his chips.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on September 17, 2007, 02:43:43 PM
Come back, Derek Kraus!!!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mons Venus on September 18, 2007, 07:29:39 AM
We want Scott "tiny tool" Markey back to play with.  ;D