hahahaha, let's destroy this little queen, i'll start, if sucking dicks was leg training Scott would be Tom Platz.
If mass ingestion of man batter were gallons of water Scotty would be the Great Lakes.
If mouthing sweaty weiners were children's limericks, Scotty would be Mother Goose.
hahahahahahaha, if inhaling smelly salamis for a living was intergalactic warfare, scott would be the Force
If Scott Markey's gloryhole were a fast-food restaurant, its sign would say "Over a Billion Served"!