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Title: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: jaejonna on August 28, 2007, 08:38:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-quMo2nOQYg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-quMo2nOQYg)


THIS IS HOW YOU OPEN A SET
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: SquatAss on August 28, 2007, 09:16:28 AM
Ehm ok
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Tapeworm on August 28, 2007, 09:26:34 AM
Yes, I always have good luck being underweight and turning my back on women right after awkwardly starting a conversation.  No need for the girl to have shown any prior signs of interest at all.  It works every time.
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Livewire on August 28, 2007, 09:27:15 AM
Go Hokies!!
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Naked4Jesus on August 28, 2007, 09:32:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-quMo2nOQYg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-quMo2nOQYg)


THIS IS HOW YOU OPEN A SET

It's reality TV, it's staged, and P.S. a tall lanky dude with a pimp hat and long hair doesn't pull that much ass unless he's a rock star.............and "Mystery" is a no talent gimp.

Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: stormshadow on August 28, 2007, 11:00:11 AM
You have no idea what you are talking about.

It's reality TV, it's staged, and P.S. a tall lanky dude with a pimp hat and long hair doesn't pull that much ass unless he's a rock star.............and "Mystery" is a no talent gimp.


Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Naked4Jesus on August 28, 2007, 11:01:49 AM
You have no idea what you are talking about.


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Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: jaejonna on August 28, 2007, 11:11:13 AM
hahah I just got two phone numbers from hot ass girls during lunch... in a 15 min. span using 'the method' ...hahah while ha then while waiting for my food i hooked up with the waitress!!!!!
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Andre Nickatina on August 28, 2007, 11:48:56 AM
hahah I just got two phone numbers from hot ass girls during lunch... in a 15 min. span using 'the method' ...hahah while ha then while waiting for my food i hooked up with the waitress!!!!!

And then you benched 500 for reps and knocked out chuck norris
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Naked4Jesus on August 28, 2007, 12:54:39 PM
And then you benched 500 for reps and knocked out chuck norris

Oh puh-leeeeeze he's too busy fvcking supermodels to bother with Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: jaejonna on August 28, 2007, 01:23:30 PM
Oh puh-leeeeeze he's too busy fvcking supermodels to bother with Chuck Norris.
the method works.....do not doubt the method
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Laura Lee on August 28, 2007, 02:04:21 PM
I can't stand the way he talks.  The whole show is a joke.
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: gordiano on August 28, 2007, 02:07:11 PM
Is that that Chris Angel Magician dude?
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Naked4Jesus on August 28, 2007, 02:09:45 PM
I can't stand the way he talks.  The whole show is a joke.

That's what I'm saying.  If that weird, lanky bastard approached you, wouldn't you be creeped out?  That pimped out goth emo isn't getting any tail unless he's paying for it.  Frickin' reality TV's so cheesy.
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Steve Pulcinella on August 28, 2007, 02:13:38 PM
I have seen this show and I don't know where these guys cruise around but here in the Philly area walking into a bar with eye make-up and those fucking costumes those guys wear wouldn't cut it. They all appear totally fem.......especially by GETBIG standards.
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: gordiano on August 28, 2007, 02:18:26 PM
That's what I'm saying.  If that weird, lanky bastard approached you, wouldn't you be creeped out?  That pimped out goth emo isn't getting any tail unless he's paying for it.  Frickin' reality TV's so cheesy.

Wow, they really do give ANYONE a tv show these days.



It's funny, cause If I were a woman, and that thing approached me I'd mace him and then kick him in the nuts....

Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Naked4Jesus on August 28, 2007, 02:19:42 PM
I have seen this show and I don't know where these guys cruise around but here in the Philly area walking into a bar with eye make-up and those fucking costumes those guys wear wouldn't cut it. They all appear totally fem.......especially by GETBIG standards.

Excellent observation!  Truth of it is, the only real way to get any respect on here is by having a raw 500 lbs plus bench (typical for most getbiggers (even women)).
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Laura Lee on August 28, 2007, 06:04:33 PM
That's what I'm saying.  If that weird, lanky bastard approached you, wouldn't you be creeped out?  That pimped out goth emo isn't getting any tail unless he's paying for it.  Frickin' reality TV's so cheesy.
Definitely
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: The Luke on August 28, 2007, 06:27:09 PM
Here's a method that I use when Stateside...

I put on my thickest Irish brogue, head straight to the DJ box and ask to use the microphone claiming that I have to make an announcement... if you look serious and are polite the DJ will turn down/off the music:

"Eh... hello everybody... sorry to interrupt your evening... (awkward pause... glance at DJ... look around the room of befuddled faces). Not sure how you do this over here, but where I come from... back in Oireland, it's customary to introduce yourself when you're new in town... (another awkward pause, bit of giggling from audience) My name is Luke... staying with my cousins (mention cousins name)... really enjoying myself here in the States, so thank you all for that... (long awkward pause, one guy claps a couple of times but stops when no one else joins in). Thank you, thank you all very much."

Pass the mic back to the DJ... step away in an awkward, self-conscious manner while people throughout the bar/club stifle a laugh.

Now this is the trick... this is the bit that seals the deal.

Just before the DJ turns the music back on... grab the mic back and say the following.

"Oh... forgot to mention, I'm neither married nor bethroed and am available for courting... (awkward pause) if there might be any eligible young ladies who might be..." (trail off, wave and walk away awkwardly)


Works every time.
Just takes about 20 minutes before some horny girl walks over to tell you how much she appreciated your honesty/openness/quaintness/politeness/whatever.... translation: "Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!"



The Luke
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: jerseboy811 on August 28, 2007, 06:37:38 PM
the method works.....do not doubt the method
you're being sarcastic right?
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: dr.chimps on August 28, 2007, 06:38:58 PM
Here's a method that I use when Stateside...

I put on my thickest Irish brogue, head straight to the DJ box and ask to use the microphone claiming that I have to make an announcement... if you look serious and are polite the DJ will turn down/off the music:

"Eh... hello everybody... sorry to interrupt your evening... (awkward pause... glance at DJ... look around the room of befuddled faces). Not sure how you do this over here, but where I come from... back in Oireland, it's customary to introduce yourself when you're new in town... (another awkward pause, bit of giggling from audience) My name is Luke... staying with my cousins (mention cousins name)... really enjoying myself here in the States, so thank you all for that... (long awkward pause, one guy claps a couple of times but stops when no one else joins in). Thank you, thank you all very much."

Pass the mic back to the DJ... step away in an awkward, self-conscious manner while people throughout the bar/club stifle a laugh.

Now this is the trick... this is the bit that seals the deal.

Just before the DJ turns the music back on... grab the mic back and say the following.

"Oh... forgot to mention, I'm neither married nor bethroed and am available for courting... (awkward pause) if there might be any eligible young ladies who might be..." (trail off, wave and walk away awkwardly)


Works every time.
Just takes about 20 minutes before some horny girl walks over to tell you how much she appreciated your honesty/openness/quaintness/politeness/whatever.... translation: "Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!"
The Luke
Let me guess. You're looking for a gal with a stong resemblance to Bigfoot.
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: SS on August 28, 2007, 06:41:26 PM
Here's a method that I use when Stateside...

I put on my thickest Irish brogue, head straight to the DJ box and ask to use the microphone claiming that I have to make an announcement... if you look serious and are polite the DJ will turn down/off the music:

"Eh... hello everybody... sorry to interrupt your evening... (awkward pause... glance at DJ... look around the room of befuddled faces). Not sure how you do this over here, but where I come from... back in Oireland, it's customary to introduce yourself when you're new in town... (another awkward pause, bit of giggling from audience) My name is Luke... staying with my cousins (mention cousins name)... really enjoying myself here in the States, so thank you all for that... (long awkward pause, one guy claps a couple of times but stops when no one else joins in). Thank you, thank you all very much."

Pass the mic back to the DJ... step away in an awkward, self-conscious manner while people throughout the bar/club stifle a laugh.

Now this is the trick... this is the bit that seals the deal.

Just before the DJ turns the music back on... grab the mic back and say the following.

"Oh... forgot to mention, I'm neither married nor bethroed and am available for courting... (awkward pause) if there might be any eligible young ladies who might be..." (trail off, wave and walk away awkwardly)


Works every time.
Just takes about 20 minutes before some horny girl walks over to tell you how much she appreciated your honesty/openness/quaintness/politeness/whatever.... translation: "Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!"



The Luke
yeah I'm sure the ladies go crazy for a 4 eyed pony tail receding hairline midget, that lives in his parents basement like yourself, stud! ::)
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: WOOO on August 28, 2007, 06:41:38 PM
boring
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: jerseboy811 on August 28, 2007, 06:42:12 PM
That's what I'm saying.  If that weird, lanky bastard approached you, wouldn't you be creeped out?  That pimped out goth emo isn't getting any tail unless he's paying for it.  Frickin' reality TV's so cheesy.
dude the guy's obviously gay.   he's just trying to make a profit off how he knows he would like a guy to approach him.     he's ridiculously flaming and i feel bad for any guy who has trouble getting girls and is watching that show and gonna grow their hair long and start wearing fuzzy hats and black nail polish.   then the girls are just gonna laugh in their faces or beat them up.   this show's gonna cause mass suicides amongst dorks who get turned down after following their idle mystery's advice.  
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: The Luke on August 28, 2007, 06:46:46 PM
yeah I'm sure the ladies go crazy for a 4 eyed pony tail receding hairline midget, that lives in his parents basement like yourself, stud! ::)

...American girls are dumb.



The Luke
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: dzulboy on August 28, 2007, 07:02:07 PM
It's reality TV, it's staged, and P.S. a tall lanky dude with a pimp hat and long hair doesn't pull that much ass unless he's a rock star.............and "Mystery" is a no talent gimp.



or in vegas
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: NeverTrustABlonde on August 28, 2007, 08:06:41 PM
Mystery? i think i read a book about this dude....
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Laura Lee on August 29, 2007, 06:09:01 AM
...American girls are dumb.



The Luke
>:(
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: jaejonna on August 29, 2007, 06:11:05 AM
The method works with all women, now its up to you to execute......be interseting, create some IOI, escalate kino......then move in for the kiss  8)
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Laura Lee on August 29, 2007, 06:16:39 AM
The method works with all women, now its up to you to execute......be interseting, create some IOI, escalate kino......then move in for the kiss  8)
Just watch out for the right hook. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/blflammia/Gifs/boxing_smiley.gif)
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: dr.chimps on August 29, 2007, 07:24:17 AM
The method works with all women, now its up to you to execute......be interseting, create some IOI, escalate kino......then move in for the kiss  8)
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LOL. Uh, no it doesn't work on women with any semblance of self-respect. And the ones that it does work on...these are the ones you want to be with!?  Sounds like damaged people trying to hook up with other damaged people.  :-\
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Tapeworm on August 29, 2007, 06:10:03 PM
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LOL. Uh, no it doesn't work on women with any semblance of self-respect. And the ones that it does work on...these are the ones you want to be with!?  Sounds like damaged people trying to hook up with other damaged people.  :-\

So you're saying I'll be able to get some pussy with The Method? Cool!  8)
Title: Re: I never bothered to ask....
Post by: Kwon on August 29, 2007, 11:40:30 PM
I have seen this show and I don't know where these guys cruise around but here in the Philly area walking into a bar with eye make-up and those fucking costumes those guys wear wouldn't cut it. They all appear totally fem.......especially by GETBIG standards.

Steve, maybe not all the women in the world have "Getbig standards". :D