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Title: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Man of Steel on September 03, 2007, 08:18:04 AM
...I went for my weekly shoulder thrashing and happened upon a savage group of 22 yr old frat boys all training chest and bis (no fvckin way).   Each member of said group was decked out in the usual garb: Gold's gym logo'd shorts, string tanks, couple of doo-rags, several gallons of water surrounding them and a collective weight of 700lbs of brutally huge mass between the four.    After I collected myself I ventured over to db rack to perform some laterals while this brutish gathering of iron savages twisted and mangled their bodies with torturous sets of 55lb db flys while yelling and screamin, "C'MON BIG SAUCE!!  C'MON BIG SAUCE!!  PUSSY WEIGHT!!  PUSSY WEIGHT!!"   They then proceeded to treat those in attendance to an impromptu posedown session in the free weight area mirrors for 5 solid minutes.   They contorted and flexed their brutal 175lb frames while those in attendance snickered uncontrollably.  It wasn't until the alpha of the group hoisted his freakish 16" cannons into a front double bi, slipped in the spilled water from one of their 4 gallons of water and busted his head on the db rack that I finally busted out.  AHAHAHAHAH!!!  Owned.   
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: The Squadfather on September 03, 2007, 08:20:12 AM
hahahahha, good stuff MOS, where do these little women's panty wearing penis smokers come from?
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 03, 2007, 08:22:57 AM
...I went for my weekly shoulder thrashing and happened upon a savage group of 22 yr old frat boys all training chest and bis (no fvckin way).   Each member of said group was decked out in the usual garb: Gold's gym logo'd shorts, string tanks, couple of doo-rags, several gallons of water surrounding them and a collective weight of 700lbs of brutally huge mass between the four.    After I collected myself I ventured over to db rack to perform some laterals while this brutish gathering of iron savages twisted and mangled their bodies with torturous sets of 55lb db flys while yelling and screamin, "C'MON BIG SAUCE!!  C'MON BIG SAUCE!!  PUSSY WEIGHT!!  PUSSY WEIGHT!!"   They then proceeded to treat those in attendance to an impromptu posedown session in the free weight area mirrors for 5 solid minutes.   They contorted and flexed their brutal 175lb frames while those in attendance snickered uncontrollably.  It wasn't until the alpha of the group hoisted his freakish 16" cannons into a front double bi, slipped in the spilled water from one of their 4 gallons of water and busted his head on the db rack that I finally busted out.  AHAHAHAHAH!!!  Owned.   

The bitterness of an old man never rang truer.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Man of Steel on September 03, 2007, 08:23:37 AM
hahahahha, good stuff MOS, where do these little women's panty wearing penis smokers come from?

AHAHHAAHAH!!!  It took every ounce of courage I could muster to even sit next to them and lift.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: The Squadfather on September 03, 2007, 08:25:19 AM
AHAHHAAHAH!!!  It took every ounce of courage I could muster to even sit next to them and lift.
hahahhaa, they sound like they were quite the group of brutal iron slinging goliaths.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: BigCypriate on September 03, 2007, 08:31:45 AM
hahahahha, good stuff MOS, where do these little women's panty wearing penis smokers come from?

hahahahahahaha classic  ;D

Honestly, where do these little steel slingin saxons come from?
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: The Squadfather on September 03, 2007, 08:33:53 AM
hahahahahahaha classic  ;D

Honestly, where do these little steel slingin saxons come from?
hahahhaha, exactly, these "guys" sound gayer than Peter Andre.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 03, 2007, 08:36:35 AM
hahahhaha, exactly, these "guys" sound gayer than Peter Andre.

Peter Andre has gotten 10 times more ass than you have.... This means you are gayer than Peter Andre. Epic insulting yourself....
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: The Squadfather on September 03, 2007, 08:37:33 AM
Peter Andre has gotten 10 times more ass than you have.... This means you are gayer than Peter Andre. Epic insulting yourself....
;D
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Man of Steel on September 03, 2007, 08:38:05 AM
The bitterness of an old man never rang truer.

AAHHAAHAH!! "old man"
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Below Me on September 03, 2007, 08:38:41 AM
Simply brutal.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Man of Steel on September 03, 2007, 08:39:01 AM
Peter Andre has gotten 10 times more ass than you have.... This means you are gayer than Peter Andre. Epic insulting yourself....

Best you go put your helmet and mouthpiece back on.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: BigCypriate on September 03, 2007, 08:39:52 AM
hahahhaha, exactly, these "guys" sound gayer than Peter Andre.

What's gay about peter andre  ;D

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:lEK582eQhKXNhM:http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/musicians/peterandre/images/pic01.jpg)
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Man of Steel on September 03, 2007, 08:40:12 AM
hahahahahahaha classic  ;D

Honestly, where do these little steel slingin saxons come from?

AHAHAHAAHAH!!!  I don't know BC, lately my local Gold's has had a cockroach-like infestation of these little dong wranglers.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Mars on September 03, 2007, 08:41:44 AM
Gayer than being friends with a woman.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: BigCypriate on September 03, 2007, 08:48:38 AM
AHAHAHAAHAH!!!  I don't know BC, lately my local Gold's has had a cockroach-like infestation of these little dong wranglers.

hahahahahahaha dong wranglers!!!!
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: JasonH on September 03, 2007, 09:07:18 AM
Good story - love these ownings.  :)
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: slaveboy1980 on September 03, 2007, 09:29:24 AM
haaaaaaaa..the obese one is trying hard to convince himself to start dieting.

your what gh15 calls "big guy".
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: jason armstrong on September 03, 2007, 09:46:25 AM
good one squatfatter...I mean Man of Penis.

Change you rmade up fantasies to the local all you can eat bar and we'll definitely beleive that nobody get in fat ass squatfatter/man of Penis' way when there is food involved.
Man of Penis/squatfatter gimmick tubby queer.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Man of Steel on September 03, 2007, 10:03:34 AM
good one squatfatter...I mean Man of Penis.

Change you rmade up fantasies to the local all you can eat bar and we'll definitely beleive that nobody get in fat ass squatfatter/man of Penis' way when there is food involved.
Man of Penis/squatfatter gimmick tubby queer.

Why are you queerin up a perfectly good thread?
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: chaos on September 03, 2007, 10:29:45 AM
good one squatfatter...I mean Man of Penis.

Change you rmade up fantasies to the local all you can eat bar and we'll definitely beleive that nobody get in fat ass squatfatter/man of Penis' way when there is food involved.
Man of Penis/squatfatter gimmick tubby queer.
you have huge amounts of bitterness inside, you should get yourself a colonoscopy
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: peroni on September 03, 2007, 12:33:01 PM
...I went for my weekly shoulder thrashing and happened upon a savage group of 22 yr old frat boys all training chest and bis (no fvckin way).   Each member of said group was decked out in the usual garb: Gold's gym logo'd shorts, string tanks, couple of doo-rags, several gallons of water surrounding them and a collective weight of 700lbs of brutally huge mass between the four.    After I collected myself I ventured over to db rack to perform some laterals while this brutish gathering of iron savages twisted and mangled their bodies with torturous sets of 55lb db flys while yelling and screamin, "C'MON BIG SAUCE!!  C'MON BIG SAUCE!!  PUSSY WEIGHT!!  PUSSY WEIGHT!!"   They then proceeded to treat those in attendance to an impromptu posedown session in the free weight area mirrors for 5 solid minutes.   They contorted and flexed their brutal 175lb frames while those in attendance snickered uncontrollably.  It wasn't until the alpha of the group hoisted his freakish 16" cannons into a front double bi, slipped in the spilled water from one of their 4 gallons of water and busted his head on the db rack that I finally busted out.  AHAHAHAHAH!!!  Owned.   

You really feel that insecure about yourself that you have to spend all that typing time to attempt to belittle other people and make yourself look and feel better on a FUCKING INTERNET CHAT ROOM?
Move out of your parents house and get a life. You'll feel better about yourself and then other men won't be such a threat to you.

Stupid penis
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Man of Steel on September 03, 2007, 12:36:30 PM
You really feel that insecure about yourself that you have to spend all that typing time to attempt to belittle other people and make yourself look and feel better on a FUCKING INTERNET CHAT ROOM?
Move out of your parents house and get a life. You'll feel better about yourself and then other men won't be such a threat to you.

Stupid penis

AHAHAHAHH!!!!  "peroni", I'm surprised, you above all others never found the penis to be stupid.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: The Squadfather on September 03, 2007, 12:37:27 PM
AHAHAHAHH!!!!  "peroni", I'm surprised, you above all others never found the penis to be stupid.
hahahahaha, exactly MOS, "peroni" is extremely serious about the dong, his diet would be empty without it.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Man of Steel on September 03, 2007, 12:42:01 PM
hahahahaha, exactly MOS, "peroni" is extremely serious about the dong, his diet would be empty without it.

AAHAHAHAHAH!!!!  Are you suggesting that "peroni" visited his local GNC and asked the cashier if his new EAS protein can be mixed with ball gravy?
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on September 03, 2007, 12:42:52 PM
You really feel that insecure about yourself that you have to spend all that typing time to attempt to belittle other people and make yourself look and feel better on a FUCKING INTERNET CHAT ROOM?
Move out of your parents house and get a life. You'll feel better about yourself and then other men won't be such a threat to you.

Stupid penis
man all the Tiny Tits are coming out in force to defend their bretheren
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Man of Steel on September 03, 2007, 12:58:04 PM
man all the Tiny Tits are coming out in force to defend their bretheren

AHAHAHAHAAH!!!!  Kinda makes you feel sorry for how small and weak they are.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: slaveboy1980 on September 03, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
not doubt sarcasm has an inferiority complex...but "jason armstrong" your totally owned by sarcasm...he totally owns your soul and mind. ahhhhhhhhhhhhaha :D

you have so much anger inside of you mr armstrong so I advice you to chop off your penis and cook it embachoolie oil.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: WOOO on September 03, 2007, 04:31:51 PM
Simply brutal.

bump for brutal self-pwning
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: jason armstrong on September 03, 2007, 06:13:55 PM
You really feel that insecure about yourself that you have to spend all that typing time to attempt to belittle other people and make yourself look and feel better on a FUCKING INTERNET CHAT ROOM?
Move out of your parents house and get a life. You'll feel better about yourself and then other men won't be such a threat to you.

Stupid penis

man of penis=squatfatter.
nuff said
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: peroni on September 03, 2007, 07:00:58 PM
hahahahaha, exactly MOS, "peroni" is extremely serious about the dong, his diet would be empty without it.

a fat fool like yourself who endlessly posts with his cyber friends all day to fit in somewhere insults me... oh, stop the pain is too much...

1 tip for you btw.  With the pics I've seen of you, you might want to look up the word diet before using it in a sentence again. You're obviously unfamiliar with the term.

I'm out
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Bluto on September 03, 2007, 07:38:53 PM
what the hell was big sauce suppose to mean
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: CalvinH on September 04, 2007, 12:03:46 PM
what the hell was big sauce suppose to mean



maybe it means steroids ???
people around here call steroids"sauce"
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: jason armstrong on September 04, 2007, 01:56:52 PM
a fat fool like yourself who endlessly posts with his cyber friends all day to fit in somewhere insults me... oh, stop the pain is too much...

1 tip for you btw.  With the pics I've seen of you, you might want to look up the word diet before using it in a sentence again. You're obviously unfamiliar with the term.

I'm out

man of penis..I mean squatfatter is a monster piece of fat do do.

Sad with all these gimmicks he has.
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Man of Steel on September 04, 2007, 02:11:07 PM
man of penis..I mean squatfatter is a monster piece of fat do do.

Sad with all these gimmicks he has.

Look everyone it's little "Jason Armstrong"!!   So Jason, how many dicks you sucked today?
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: Cap on September 04, 2007, 02:14:33 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Completely forgot.....this weekend at my local Gold's......
Post by: bigmc on September 04, 2007, 02:15:06 PM
man of penis..I mean squatfatter is a monster piece of fat do do.

Sad with all these gimmicks he has.

take some valium big guy  ???

anger is an anchor that weighs a man  :)