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Title: HOLY SHIT, ONLYME MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A TOOTHPICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on September 30, 2007, 07:57:12 AM
and i didn't think that was possible. ;D

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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on September 30, 2007, 08:18:17 AM
fat slob
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Post by: danielson on September 30, 2007, 08:41:13 AM
I hope he loses weight. I think his days on here are over though. You can't talk the kind of shit he did and look like one of those guys they have to cut holes in the walls to get out of the house. It amazes me he talked all that shit when he is most likely over 600 pounds.
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Post by: The Squadfather on September 30, 2007, 08:42:31 AM
reminds me of the huge fat guy in Carlito's Way chasing Pacino through the subway station.
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Post by: danielson on September 30, 2007, 08:44:33 AM
reminds me of the huge fat guy in Carlito's Way chasing Pacino through the subway station.

No, Keith would pick that guy up and rock him like a baby. I am not sure people realize just how big he is. Are there any other pics of him posted? Oh, and who won the O?
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Post by: The Squadfather on September 30, 2007, 08:46:41 AM
hahahah, BOOOOOOMMMM. ;D

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Post by: The Squadfather on September 30, 2007, 08:47:20 AM
shit he's bigger than Vito Spattafore BEFORE he lost the weight.
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Post by: danielson on September 30, 2007, 08:50:10 AM
shit he's bigger than Vito Spattafore BEFORE he lost the weight.

He is a legit 700 pounder. I wonder how long he has been depressed? Obviously he doesn't care if he lives or dies. Poor guy.
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Post by: drkaje on September 30, 2007, 09:06:36 AM
If memory serves his working out days were ended by a spider bite.

I've read some cool stuff by him but feel he has some anger issues. Seems like a nice guy, to me, but not evryone's life turns out like they planned. People have their own way to deal with shit, good or bad.
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on September 30, 2007, 09:10:31 AM
the only guy that can use a spider bite as an excuse for not working out is Spiderman
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Post by: Man of Steel on September 30, 2007, 10:12:05 AM
the only guy that can use a spider bite as an excuse for not working out is Spiderman

AAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
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Post by: drkaje on September 30, 2007, 12:00:00 PM
the only guy that can use a spider bite as an excuse for not working out is Spiderman

Peter Parker's was radioactive!!!! :)
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Post by: Hedgehog on September 30, 2007, 12:39:21 PM
He should get a gastro-reduction surgery IMO.

ASAP. I honestly hope he will get into good health.

I was shocked to see the pic, but I hope for the best.
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Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 30, 2007, 01:27:13 PM
He should get a gastro-reduction surgery IMO.

ASAP. I honestly hope he will get into good health.

I was shocked to see the pic, but I hope for the best.

Hedge, do you think his bodyfat percentage is even higher than the Y's own bitch, pumphard?
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Post by: tu_holmes on September 30, 2007, 01:45:22 PM
I feel bad for the guy also... at that size he's got to have mobility problems, not to mention type 2 diabetes and maybe high blood pressure.

He needs to take a real look at his life and decide what he wants to do.
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Post by: danielson on September 30, 2007, 01:55:19 PM

He needs to take a real look at his life and decide what he wants to do.

He wants to talk about how he used to be someone and eat. He has been doing it for years now. I hate to say it, but the guy wants to die, that is the only reason someone winds up like that, because they don't give a fuck anymore.
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Post by: tu_holmes on September 30, 2007, 01:56:52 PM
He wants to talk about how he used to be someone and eat. He has been doing it for years now. I hate to say it, but the guy wants to die, that is the only reason someone winds up like that, because they don't give a fuck anymore.

That may be true... I guess he just gave up on life.
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Post by: danielson on September 30, 2007, 01:58:55 PM
That may be true... I guess he just gave up on life.

I feel bad for the guy, but it's not like he is sick. He is just one of the laziest people in the world. How many people in the world get to that size? Maybe 10,000 total? He is just lazy and wants to die, it sucks, but lets at least be honest about it.
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Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 30, 2007, 02:14:00 PM
I feel bad for the guy, but it's not like he is sick. He is just one of the laziest people in the world. How many people in the world get to that size? Maybe 10,000 total? He is just lazy and wants to die, it sucks, but lets at least be honest about it.

Maybe he's like pumphard and thinks he needs to weigh 600 lbs just to bench 350 :-\
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Post by: danielson on September 30, 2007, 02:18:27 PM
Maybe he's like pumphard and thinks he needs to weigh 600 lbs just to bench 350 :-\

Mark my words, Keith will be on the news in a matter of a few years when they are cutting the walls out of his house so they can get him out. He will most likely be strapped to a bed and posting on getbig about how he hates squadfather and he used to know some B level movie star. If he really is/was so famous back in the day, what a lousy role model he has become to the kids. Thats not just fat, thats go on maury povich and stare at me fat.
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Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on September 30, 2007, 03:47:26 PM
Mark my words, Keith will be on the news in a matter of a few years when they are cutting the walls out of his house so they can get him out. He will most likely be strapped to a bed and posting on getbig about how he hates squadfather and he used to know some B level movie star. If he really is/was so famous back in the day, what a lousy role model he has become to the kids. Thats not just fat, thats go on maury povich and stare at me fat.

I agree, he's a complete disgrace.  I think he talks about the good old days so much because that's all he has to hold on to.  And shit I don't blame him, if I looked like that I'd do the same or else shoot myself. ;D
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Post by: The Squadfather on September 30, 2007, 03:55:05 PM
Maybe he's like pumphard and thinks he needs to weigh 600 lbs just to bench 350 :-\
hahahahahhaa, classic. ;D
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Post by: Hedgehog on September 30, 2007, 04:15:15 PM
Hedge, do you think his bodyfat percentage is even higher than the Y's own bitch, pumphard?

He's probably around 60-65% BF.

I made the guestimate from him having a LBM of 200 lbs, and a total weight of 500.

But it's always hard to know in these cases.

My guess is that Mike Wolfe, who's very lean in comparison, sits at a Lean Body Mass of around 220-225 lbs (weighing 330'ish). Perhaps Mason or Wolfe can correct me on this though.

My point is, 200 lbs of lean mass would be a whole lot of muscle considering the state he's in. It could be slightly optimistic.

But onlyme is a natural freak, so I definitely think it's possible.

Regardless, onlyme can do it. I definitely believe that. But he needs to start it now...
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Post by: danielson on September 30, 2007, 04:17:28 PM


Regardless, onlyme can do it. I definitely believe that. But he needs to start it now...

Is it true that Onlyme has been saying for 4 years he was going to lose weight? That doesn't look like a good 4 years worth of effort to me.
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Post by: Havenbull on September 30, 2007, 04:18:01 PM
He is a legit 700 pounder. I wonder how long he has been depressed? Obviously he doesn't care if he lives or dies. Poor guy.

700 lbs... are u kidding?? 

That man's pushing 8 bills
Title: Re: HOLY SHIT, ONLYME MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A TOOTHPICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: danielson on September 30, 2007, 04:19:53 PM
700 lbs... are u kidding?? 

That man's pushing 8 bills

You might be right. We should start a pool and guess his weight and the winner gets bragging rights, it's too hard to pay off real money on here. I would imagine the guesses would range from 500 to 1300 or so.
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Post by: Hedgehog on September 30, 2007, 04:20:19 PM
Is it true that Onlyme has been saying for 4 years he was going to lose weight? That doesn't look like a good 4 years worth of effort to me.

Unfortunately, it is true.

Why he hasn't been able to "turn the table" yet, only onlyme can answer.
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Post by: Nordic Beast on September 30, 2007, 06:04:28 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=172022.0;attach=199560;image)

hahaha look he's got the prototypical oblivious, fat guy food stains on the front of his shirt :-\
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Post by: CQ on September 30, 2007, 09:38:26 PM
I feel bad for the guy, but it's not like he is sick. He is just one of the laziest people in the world. How many people in the world get to that size? Maybe 10,000 total? He is just lazy and wants to die, it sucks, but lets at least be honest about it.

I can't disagree. Not making an attack here on Onlyme, but say referring to myself.....people get all impressed by me losing 100lbs, which yeah was good on my part and all, but let's be real...I was all obese with myself as I was lazy as hell and stuffed food in my face constantly for years. So one can admire the weight loss, but on the flip side why did I allow myself to get so fat in the 1st place? Obesity is self caused, and always sad and a hard thing to handle as I know all too well, but in the end we do it to ourselves :-\

I like Keith, hope he loses the weight, but as far as my personal experience tells me, until he is mentally ready - no one can help him.
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Post by: haider on September 30, 2007, 09:41:01 PM
preach on CQ!!!! and more pics please
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Post by: SS on October 01, 2007, 03:04:30 PM
OMFG! how can anyone that looks like that talk shit about anyone :-\
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Post by: Hedgehog on October 01, 2007, 04:33:27 PM
OMFG! how can anyone that looks like that talk shit about anyone :-\

How can he call Shawn Ray fat?

That's what I'd like to know.

Self loathing?
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Post by: SS on October 01, 2007, 04:41:30 PM
How can he call Shawn Ray fat?

That's what I'd like to know.

Self loathing?
no shit, plus now we know why he's obsessed with SF.
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Post by: The Squadfather on October 01, 2007, 05:02:48 PM
no shit, plus now we know why he's obsessed with SF.
hahahhaa, can you imagine him calling me fat? his shirts are bigger than the American flag that hangs at the White House. you could fit four of me in his clothes.
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Post by: SS on October 01, 2007, 06:40:51 PM
hahahhaa, can you imagine him calling me fat? his shirts are bigger than the American flag that hangs at the White House. you could fit four of me in his clothes.
hahahaha! he looks like the typical gaped tooth lard ass truck driver and more then likely stinks like ass with epic onion breath :D
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Post by: Man of Steel on October 02, 2007, 02:57:36 PM
I can't disagree. Not making an attack here on Onlyme, but say referring to myself.....people get all impressed by me losing 100lbs, which yeah was good on my part and all, but let's be real...I was all obese with myself as I was lazy as hell and stuffed food in my face constantly for years. So one can admire the weight loss, but on the flip side why did I allow myself to get so fat in the 1st place? Obesity is self caused, and always sad and a hard thing to handle as I know all too well, but in the end we do it to ourselves :-\

I like Keith, hope he loses the weight, but as far as my personal experience tells me, until he is mentally ready - no one can help him.

This is exactly correct ~ I live by the words "you can't change a grown adult so don't bother tryin".   Be an example, be a source of encouragement, let others see quality in you and let others make their own choices.  Even when I'm asked for my opinion I only answer with "what I would do for myself is".....I never tell someone "you should do this for you".   Do that and they're instantly turned off.   People must feel completely in control and any unsolicited advice will not fly.   The irony is that it anything you say can still be considered unsolicited advice even if they ask you for the advice in first place....people wanna be told exactly what they wanna hear and nothing else.   Change comes from with and cannot be forced upon anyone....only when you're a kid can you be molded.   Once a person becomes an adult their path is set and only they will alter it.
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Post by: HUGEPECS on October 03, 2007, 10:18:44 AM
reminds me of the huge fat guy in Carlito's Way chasing Pacino through the subway station.



lol...you mean the one that block the way when they were chasing Carlito in the train.
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Post by: The Squadfather on October 03, 2007, 02:36:39 PM


lol...you mean the one that block the way when they were chasing Carlito in the train.
hahahahhaa, yep, that's the one, the one who saw Carlito riding the escalator down and shot through the glass. ;D