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hahahahahaha
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What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or
other commercial interests
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PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
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Excellent! HAHA
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Beautifully written.
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lol
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hahaha fucking brilliant...did she wrote back?
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That bitch got owned
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hahah, better than Shakespeare
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Well done, sir.
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;D
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FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!
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yeah this is masterful trolling
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Love it.
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Gotta love it !
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Gold-diggers are delusional. :)
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Nice.
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They are both scum.
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Wow. She states she's beautiful, but sounds pretty desperate.
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Wow. She states she's beautiful, but sounds pretty desperate.
all women are desperate, it is just a matter of isolating the fat ones that are more so..usually after 2am and after a few drinks the desperation level increases.
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all women are desperate, it is just a matter of isolating the fat ones that are more so..usually after 2am and after a few drinks the desperation level increases.
>:(
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lmao /\/\
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all women are desperate, it is just a matter of isolating the fat ones that are more so..usually after 2am and after a few drinks the desperation level increases.
Don't forget that most fat woman are hungry and there for give good head
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all women are desperate, it is just a matter of isolating the fat ones that are more so..usually after 2am and after a few drinks the desperation level increases.
ROFL, but the goal is to fukk by 9:30 and hit the sack by 11PM so you can get up and golf early, no?
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That was fucking poetry on his part. I'd love to go O.J. on that bitch! >:(
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One word answer to that girl's weird request:
"Mistress"
Why not just go after all these already-married-millionaires she meets?
The Luke
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To see the look on her face upon reading that...priceless!
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One word answer to that girl's weird request:
"Mistress"
Why not just go after all these already-married-millionaires she meets?
The Luke
Ah then she doesn't get the contract of marriage and the 50% when she decides to divorce !
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hahahahahaha
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from craigslist
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ORIGINAL INQUIRY
THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or
other commercial interests
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PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
This guy humiliated this whore in grand style! And what he says about the fading away of beauty is so true, although I think that he was being generous. I know 22 year-old girls who are already ageing and have lines beneath their eyes, etc. Getting off-topic a little, I think women look their best around 16 and start to fall apart already in their college years. We men age just as badly, but we're lucky that beauty in males is not as valued as it is in women - unless you're gay. Anyway, she deserved this reply. All of us men know that women get all kinds of favor and their bills taken care of by us due to the power of the pussy, but she wen't over the line. If there is one thing that we men hate, is to have this fact rubbed in our faces like she did. ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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that was brilliant.
what a whore. ;D
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I have to say... that was a work of pure genius! ;D
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THAT IS AWESOME! Makes me what to print it off and go had them out in Scottsdale like mini-bibles! ;D
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I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
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This bitch is obviously from some back water town in Idaho if she believes a million is middle class in NYC. Six figures for a single guy with no kids is enough to live upper middle class in NYC.
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I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
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This bitch is obviously from some back water town in Idaho if she believes a million is middle class in NYC. Six figures for a single guy with no kids is enough to live upper middle class in NYC.
true, she kinda exaggerted there, but I totaly believe this ad is real and she is truly desperate. In the last two years there has been an influx of young single women in NY. These are girls that grew up with Sex in the City and they think they are going meet a MR. Big of their own. There must be a 3 to one ratio of single girls to men in this city, no exaggeration. They live 4 in a 1 bedroom apt and the wear very expensive shoes and insist on taking on cell phones in every public place possible. These girls are pretty damn hot, if you will accept a gay mans opinion. They are all looking for rich boyfriends, problem is mathmatically not all of them will marry rich. In a few years there are going to be riots in the streets, seriously. They will go nuts if they dont meet a millionaire.
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At least this bitch is honest. Plenty of women like her that hide it. ;D
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Rarely am I envious of another's wit and eloquence, but I stand before you profoundly impressed.
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-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?
I think I can answer these two.
1. Over 50.
2. Most were lucky enough to be born into wealthy families and they travelled in circles in which they were able to meet guys from wealthy families.
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I know a lot of golddiggers and I send them to Gaerreth 8)
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Genius !
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why doesn't she just hang around where ball players hang out
they are not too bright and have tons of money.
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hahahahahaha
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from craigslist
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ORIGINAL INQUIRY
THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or
other commercial interests
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PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
NEED MORE MAKEUP, HIGHER HEELS, SHORTER SKIRT, AND PRACTICE THE SLUTTY LOOK MORE IN MIRROR
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Classic "pump and dump."
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Classic "pump and dump."
Who is that monster in your avatar :o
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true, she kinda exaggerted there, but I totaly believe this ad is real and she is truly desperate. In the last two years there has been an influx of young single women in NY. These are girls that grew up with Sex in the City and they think they are going meet a MR. Big of their own. There must be a 3 to one ratio of single girls to men in this city, no exaggeration. They live 4 in a 1 bedroom apt and the wear very expensive shoes and insist on taking on cell phones in every public place possible. These girls are pretty damn hot, if you will accept a gay mans opinion. They are all looking for rich boyfriends, problem is mathmatically not all of them will marry rich. In a few years there are going to be riots in the streets, seriously. They will go nuts if they dont meet a millionaire.
i go for the rich horny lonely women when im NY. always have a blast!
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Excellent response from that man!
Kudos!
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Hand that man a Pulitzer! ;D
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Impressive Ownage. Well played sir, well played. 8)
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She's 25, now, or so she says. Anyway, here's the timeline for her:
Age 30: Realizes that a guy "only" making 200K a year is actually a pretty good catch, but, there's none of these types interested.
Age 35: Acknowledges the impressive benefit packages of city employees, and becomes determined to find herself a cop, fireman, or sanitation worker. Unfortunately, all the good ones are taken.
Age 40: Has the revelation that a guy with a job, any job, is better than nothing. So, she accepts a wedding proposal from a Mexican dishwasher named Pablo.
Age 41: Pablo, tired of her constant bitching, kicks her out of his apartment, requests that she never return and calls her a "puta."
Age 42: After living on the street for a year, eating out of garbage cans, and sleeping on the steps of a church, a sympathic Priest finds her a bed in a homeless shelter.
Age 43: Her fellow shelter residents, tired of her constant bitching, suffocate her with a pillow.
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did the above happen to your mother? :-*
Why the dickheadedness?
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your mother is a crack whore.
It takes one to know one. ;D
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fucking whore...This must be Kamali's ex wife.. ;D
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This bitch got owned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ;D
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Bump for all the delusional gold-diggers.
Oh brother look at this skinny puta below...
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The response is "Classic" 8) 8)
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haha yes that single response is gold...
however unfortunately that bitch probably did find her sugar daddy, and at this moment as we praise her 'owning', she is probably strolling down 5th Avenue with her hands full of filled designer shopping bags and her purse filled with plastic of unlimited means :-\
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Bump for excellence!
EPIC wrong side of the tracks approach to dating.
As the Great Dr. Kaje said: You can marry for money, but you'll earn every penny.
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This guy is a legend!
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More responses!! :o
http://gawker.com/news/easy-money/how-to-marry-a-rich-man-304824.php
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looks-wise a females stock drops considerably, some look great till there 21, few look great till 30, but not many look good after that, they expand, they sag..and yell a lot of as soon as they hit 20 they look shit.
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haha yes that single response is gold...
however unfortunately that bitch probably did find her sugar daddy, and at this moment as we praise her 'owning', she is probably strolling down 5th Avenue with her hands full of filled designer shopping bags and her purse filled with plastic of unlimited means :-\
She might have, but the second dude is tired of pounding that pussy mercilessly she's out the fucking door. Shes as worthless as hollywood. I'm making that a new term now, if youre worthless you're now "hollywood".
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looks-wise a females stock drops considerably, some look great till there 21, few look great till 30, but not many look good after that, they expand, they sag..and yell a lot of as soon as they hit 20 they look shit.
hahahaaaa "some look good until 21" hahahahaa
sounds like a potential pedofile here. ;)
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hahahaaaa "some look good until 21" hahahahaa
sounds like a potential pedofile here. ;)
hahah Good point
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Same story just updated:
http://compliancex.com/a-letter-from-jp-morgan-ceo-to-gold-diggers/?utm_source=CompliancEX+Newsletter+November+25%2C+2013&utm_campaign=Got+a+Swiss+Bank+Account%3F&utm_medium=email
A letter from JP Morgan CEO To Gold Diggers
This might be the best thing I’ve seen in a while:
A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.
I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
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This guy humiliated this whore in grand style! And what he says about the fading away of beauty is so true, although I think that he was being generous. I know 22 year-old girls who are already ageing and have lines beneath their eyes, etc. Getting off-topic a little, I think women look their best around 16 and start to fall apart already in their college years. We men age just as badly, but we're lucky that beauty in males is not as valued as it is in women - unless you're gay. Anyway, she deserved this reply. All of us men know that women get all kinds of favor and their bills taken care of by us due to the power of the pussy, but she wen't over the line. If there is one thing that we men hate, is to have this fact rubbed in our faces like she did. ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Pedro
has issues
with sexual
relationships
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Pedro
has issues
with sexual
relationships
Maddy-o-tron: what is the distinction between these two athletes?
(A) Pedro Coderch
(B) Hindemburg Melao Jr.
???
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She needs to post on Getbig. Everyone knows the average getbigger is worth $1 million. ;D
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way better than Shakespeare
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would hit , dont get me wrong, but theres something latently mongoloid to her face
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galeniko
how may times
will you let
your arogance
be your undoing
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would hit , dont get me wrong, but theres something latently mongoloid to her face
Yes you are correct as usual, her other pics are less impressive e.g. exhibit B below (bb-related):
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galeniko
how may times
will you let
your arogance
be your undoing
Are there things "Maddy"?
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Vince
there may be
things suspisious
flags have
been raised
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galeniko
how may times
will you let
your arogance
be your undoing
its not arogance, its entertaiment.
im a humble man :D
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the woman who originally wrote the article is now almost 7 years older.
at 32, she's starting to see the truth in his words?
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Classic "pump and dump."
Also, interchangeable with "Blow and Go" (another craigslist favorite)
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what a thread bump
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All of them are gold diggers.
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Something so unattractive about the grasping nature of some women. Having said that I find dudes in their 30's chasing 16 year olds equally distasteful.