Author Topic: Gold Digger Owned! (Read 8402 times)

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #25 on:** October 04, 2007, 05:48:14 PM »

Quote from: The Luke on October 04, 2007, 05:30:38 PM

One word answer to that girl's weird request:

"Mistress"

Why not just go after all these already-married-millionaires she meets?

The Luke

Ah then she doesn't get the contract of marriage and the 50% when she decides to divorce !

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #26 on:** October 04, 2007, 05:48:56 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on October 04, 2007, 10:54:40 AM

hahahahahaha
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from craigslist
___________________

ORIGINAL INQUIRY

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or
other commercial interests

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PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

This guy humiliated this whore in grand style! And what he says about the fading away of beauty is so true, although I think that he was being generous. I know 22 year-old girls who are already ageing and have lines beneath their eyes, etc. Getting off-topic a little, I think women look their best around 16 and start to fall apart already in their college years. We men age just as badly, but we're lucky that beauty in males is not as valued as it is in women - unless you're gay. Anyway, she deserved this reply. All of us men know that women get all kinds of favor and their bills taken care of by us due to the power of the pussy, but she wen't over the line. If there is one thing that we men hate, is to have this fact rubbed in our faces like she did.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 04, 2007, 05:48:57 PM »

that was brilliant.

what a whore.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #28 on:** October 04, 2007, 05:55:21 PM »

I have to say... that was a work of pure genius!

Shraded · « **Reply #29 on:** October 04, 2007, 06:09:21 PM »

THAT IS AWESOME! Makes me what to print it off and go had them out in Scottsdale like mini-bibles!

George Whorewell · « **Reply #30 on:** October 04, 2007, 07:36:14 PM »

I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
^

This bitch is obviously from some back water town in Idaho if she believes a million is middle class in NYC. Six figures for a single guy with no kids is enough to live upper middle class in NYC.

nycbull · « **Reply #31 on:** October 04, 2007, 07:56:54 PM »

Quote from: George Whorewell on October 04, 2007, 07:36:14 PM

I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
^

This bitch is obviously from some back water town in Idaho if she believes a million is middle class in NYC. Six figures for a single guy with no kids is enough to live upper middle class in NYC.

true, she kinda exaggerted there, but I totaly believe this ad is real and she is truly desperate. In the last two years there has been an influx of young single women in NY. These are girls that grew up with Sex in the City and they think they are going meet a MR. Big of their own. There must be a 3 to one ratio of single girls to men in this city, no exaggeration. They live 4 in a 1 bedroom apt and the wear very expensive shoes and insist on taking on cell phones in every public place possible. These girls are pretty damn hot, if you will accept a gay mans opinion. They are all looking for rich boyfriends, problem is mathmatically not all of them will marry rich. In a few years there are going to be riots in the streets, seriously. They will go nuts if they dont meet a millionaire.

Bast000 · « **Reply #32 on:** October 04, 2007, 07:59:20 PM »

At least this bitch is honest. Plenty of women like her that hide it.

Special Ed · « **Reply #33 on:** October 04, 2007, 08:03:03 PM »

Rarely am I envious of another's wit and eloquence, but I stand before you profoundly impressed.

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #34 on:** October 04, 2007, 08:35:42 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on October 04, 2007, 10:54:40 AM

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

I think I can answer these two.

1. Over 50.

2. Most were lucky enough to be born into wealthy families and they travelled in circles in which they were able to meet guys from wealthy families.

Stavios · « **Reply #35 on:** October 04, 2007, 09:39:21 PM »

I know a lot of golddiggers and I send them to Gaerreth

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #36 on:** October 04, 2007, 09:40:23 PM »

Genius !

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #37 on:** October 04, 2007, 09:45:02 PM »

why doesn't she just hang around where ball players hang out

they are not too bright and have tons of money.

omg · « **Reply #38 on:** October 04, 2007, 10:29:34 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on October 04, 2007, 10:54:40 AM

hahahahahaha
-----------------------------------------------------------

from craigslist
___________________

ORIGINAL INQUIRY

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or
other commercial interests

---------------------------------------------------------------------- --------

PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

NEED MORE MAKEUP, HIGHER HEELS, SHORTER SKIRT, AND PRACTICE THE SLUTTY LOOK MORE IN MIRROR

Alex23 · « **Reply #39 on:** October 04, 2007, 10:39:46 PM »

Classic "pump and dump."

sgt. d · « **Reply #40 on:** October 04, 2007, 11:11:58 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 is Back on October 04, 2007, 10:39:46 PM

Classic "pump and dump."

Who is that monster in your avatar

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #41 on:** October 05, 2007, 05:38:43 AM »

Quote from: nycbull on October 04, 2007, 07:56:54 PM

true, she kinda exaggerted there, but I totaly believe this ad is real and she is truly desperate. In the last two years there has been an influx of young single women in NY. These are girls that grew up with Sex in the City and they think they are going meet a MR. Big of their own. There must be a 3 to one ratio of single girls to men in this city, no exaggeration. They live 4 in a 1 bedroom apt and the wear very expensive shoes and insist on taking on cell phones in every public place possible. These girls are pretty damn hot, if you will accept a gay mans opinion. They are all looking for rich boyfriends, problem is mathmatically not all of them will marry rich. In a few years there are going to be riots in the streets, seriously. They will go nuts if they dont meet a millionaire.

i go for the rich horny lonely women when im NY. always have a blast!

Gregzs · « **Reply #42 on:** October 05, 2007, 07:23:18 PM »

Excellent response from that man!

Kudos!

The.Giant · « **Reply #43 on:** October 05, 2007, 07:39:50 PM »

Hand that man a Pulitzer!

Dballn247 · « **Reply #44 on:** October 05, 2007, 08:06:41 PM »

Impressive Ownage. Well played sir, well played.

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #45 on:** October 05, 2007, 08:27:08 PM »

She's 25, now, or so she says. Anyway, here's the timeline for her:

Age 30: Realizes that a guy "only" making 200K a year is actually a pretty good catch, but, there's none of these types interested.

Age 35: Acknowledges the impressive benefit packages of city employees, and becomes determined to find herself a cop, fireman, or sanitation worker. Unfortunately, all the good ones are taken.

Age 40: Has the revelation that a guy with a job, any job, is better than nothing. So, she accepts a wedding proposal from a Mexican dishwasher named Pablo.

Age 41: Pablo, tired of her constant bitching, kicks her out of his apartment, requests that she never return and calls her a "puta."

Age 42: After living on the street for a year, eating out of garbage cans, and sleeping on the steps of a church, a sympathic Priest finds her a bed in a homeless shelter.

Age 43: Her fellow shelter residents, tired of her constant bitching, suffocate her with a pillow.

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #46 on:** October 05, 2007, 08:32:55 PM »

Quote from: slaveboy1980 on October 05, 2007, 08:31:15 PM

did the above happen to your mother?

Why the dickheadedness?

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #47 on:** October 05, 2007, 08:38:31 PM »

Quote from: slaveboy1980 on October 05, 2007, 08:36:06 PM

your mother is a crack whore.

It takes one to know one.

the choad · « **Reply #48 on:** October 05, 2007, 08:47:38 PM »

fucking whore...This must be Kamali's ex wife..

gmflex · « **Reply #49 on:** October 05, 2007, 09:01:38 PM »

This bitch got owned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Author Topic: Gold Digger Owned! (Read 8402 times)

suckmymuscle

Stavios

Alex23