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Title: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: thewickedtruth on October 04, 2007, 04:17:42 PM
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Yesterday in line at the grocery store, I picked up a few things to get me through the next couple of days. While unloading my basket, I noticed the dude, probably weighing a good buck fifty in his skin tight jeans and wife beater/sports bra looking thing watching me unload my basket.


I looked over and started laughing..and had to snap a shot with my cell phone. Even the cashier started giggling when she looked at his shit and then at my basket.. THE DUDE WAS A VEGeTARIAN! DECIDED HE HAD TO HAVE SOME CANNED VEGGIES, RICE, AND TOFU for the evening..

...while I unloaded 3 gallons of kid builder chocolate milk (10g of protien per cup, 1% fat, and the same carbs as regular milk with more protien..good stuff) 3 doz eggs, bologna because i just hafta have it, and 15lbs of meat!

THE DUDE PALED WHEN HE LOOKED AT ALL MY SHIT AND GOES " YOU EAT ALL THAT?!" to which I replied.. "and the occassional virgin too..when she stops kicking and screaming!"  then had to say "GOD DID NOT PUT ANIMALS ON THE EARTH FOR US TO EAT!!!"   I couldn't resist.."You're right, he didn't put us here to eat them, there's only enough in this tiny ass store for me!"


dude just bag'd his shit and left...HAHA!

now I was only joking around with the dude...but do all vegetarians get so uppity like that when they see you putting back the animals?!?!

Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: The Squadfather on October 04, 2007, 04:19:28 PM
if God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: thewickedtruth on October 04, 2007, 04:20:02 PM
if God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

HAHA that should be made into a t-shirt!
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: HalloweenMan on October 04, 2007, 04:20:24 PM
kid builder chocolate milk.   sounds good.  wish they had that around here.  

Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: The Squadfather on October 04, 2007, 04:21:56 PM
i knew a powerlifter who drank a gallon of chocolate milk a day.
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: marcus on October 04, 2007, 04:23:49 PM
kid builder chocolate milk.   sounds good.  wish they had that around here. 



Me too.
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: thewickedtruth on October 04, 2007, 04:25:25 PM
i knew a powelifter who drank a gallon of chocolate milk a day.

Shit tastes GREAT and I have a glass of it when I want dessert or something instead. I take down a gal or close to it a day. I drink it with breakfast, post workout, for a snack, and before bed. the ratio of fats, protien, and carbs is pretty damn near what you'd want in your typical diet anyway! 10 grams of protien per cup too unlike regular milk which has like 6-8 and an average glass holds about 2-3 cups!
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: The Squadfather on October 04, 2007, 04:26:56 PM
Shit tastes GREAT and I have a glass of it when I want dessert or something instead. I take down a gal or close to it a day. I drink it with breakfast, post workout, for a snack, and before bed. the ratio of fats, protien, and carbs is pretty damn near what you'd want in your typical diet anyway! 10 grams of protien per cup too unlike regular milk which has like 6-8 and an average glass holds about 2-3 cups!
yep it's good stuff, i don't drink much milk but the occasional glass of choco is awesome.
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: thewickedtruth on October 04, 2007, 04:29:46 PM
yep it's good stuff, i don't drink much milk but the occasional glass of choco is awesome.

dude you know me man...i'm not going to be winning any sort of bodybuilding contests anytime soon, I just wanna grow and get stronger so I put it away whenever I can food wise.
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: Andre Nickatina on October 04, 2007, 04:30:24 PM
I need to invest in chocolate milk  :(
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: The Squadfather on October 04, 2007, 04:31:16 PM
dude you know me man...i'm not going to be winning any sort of bodybuilding contests anytime soon, I just wanna grow and get stronger so I put it away whenever I can food wise.
yeah i hear ya but with all the meat i eat milk is overkill most times plus i ain't exactly the leanest dude around. ;D
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: rocket on October 04, 2007, 04:34:27 PM
HAHA that should be made into a t-shirt!

Hah

It is a shirt.

I have one (no joke - I really do)
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on October 04, 2007, 04:38:43 PM
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Yesterday in line at the grocery store, I picked up a few things to get me through the next couple of days. While unloading my basket, I noticed the dude, probably weighing a good buck fifty in his skin tight jeans and wife beater/sports bra looking thing watching me unload my basket.


I looked over and started laughing..and had to snap a shot with my cell phone. Even the cashier started giggling when she looked at his shit and then at my basket.. THE DUDE WAS A VEGeTARIAN! DECIDED HE HAD TO HAVE SOME CANNED VEGGIES, RICE, AND TOFU for the evening..

...while I unloaded 3 gallons of kid builder chocolate milk (10g of protien per cup, 1% fat, and the same carbs as regular milk with more protien..good stuff) 3 doz eggs, bologna because i just hafta have it, and 15lbs of meat!

THE DUDE PALED WHEN HE LOOKED AT ALL MY SHIT AND GOES " YOU EAT ALL THAT?!" to which I replied.. "and the occassional virgin too..when she stops kicking and screaming!"  then had to say "GOD DID NOT PUT ANIMALS ON THE EARTH FOR US TO EAT!!!"   I couldn't resist.."You're right, he didn't put us here to eat them, there's only enough in this tiny ass store for me!"


dude just bag'd his shit and left...HAHA!

now I was only joking around with the dude...but do all vegetarians get so uppity like that when they see you putting back the animals?!?!


Hahaha yeah, because cancer and obesity is soooooooooooooooo cool
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: thewickedtruth on October 04, 2007, 04:39:43 PM
Hahaha yeah, because cancer and obesity is soooooooooooooooo cool

Huh?!
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on October 04, 2007, 04:40:35 PM
lmao good stuff!
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: affy on October 04, 2007, 04:40:53 PM
lol seriously i dont know how much beef you eat...but from the looks of it...that would last me more then a couple of days

you must be 260lbs
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: Andre Nickatina on October 04, 2007, 04:42:53 PM
Hahaha yeah, because cancer and obesity is soooooooooooooooo cool
You're kind of more of a pussy than I originally thought.
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: thewickedtruth on October 04, 2007, 04:43:27 PM
lol seriously i dont know how much beef you eat...but from the looks of it...that would last me more then a couple of days

you must be 260lbs

I'm actually not a big dude at all.. only 245..i'm usually 250 walking around until I take a big shit from all the food I eat. I eat 2lbs of beef a day. I split it up though. I'll eat some for breakfast with a couple hard boiled eggs, I'll eat it at lunch with veggies..and at dinner. I always keep some sort of meat cooked and sitting in the fridge for snacks incase I run out of chocolate milk.  ;D  It's alot cheaper than buying protien! I stopped buying just of protien shakes, haven't lost any size or strength, and saved myself 50 bucks a month in the process.

Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: realkarateblackbelt on October 04, 2007, 04:44:03 PM
I'm actually not a big dude at all.. only 245..i'm usually 250 walking around until I take a big shit from all the food I eat.

lmao only on Getbig!
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: thewickedtruth on October 04, 2007, 04:47:59 PM
lmao only on Getbig!

LOL seriously..i'm not big. If I cut down I'd probably be a buck ninety. If you saw me walking down the street, I don't think you'd stop and go WOW he must work out.

Maybe if I followed the billy gunz juicy protocol.
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: nycbull on October 04, 2007, 04:48:03 PM
I was a vegetarian for about 10yrs and while being one the site of raw meat was sickenting. I dont know why, cause it doesnt bother me now,  but it would be the equivalent of looking at a dead body in a morgue. When I went back on meat I had stomach cramps for about a week.

Although I dont agree with the guy lecturing you, you should consider cutting down on it, at least 10%, Meat has huge environmental consequences, deforistation, water pollution and so on.   Plus do you really need that much protein, you could be saving money. The 2grms per bodyweight thing is total bullshit for the average lifter.
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: thewickedtruth on October 04, 2007, 04:54:32 PM
I was a vegetarian for about 10yrs and while being one the site of raw meat was sickenting. I dont know why, cause it doesnt bother me now,  but it would be the equivalent of looking at a dead body in a morgue. When I went back on meat I had stomach cramps for about a week.

Although I dont agree with the guy lecturing you, you should consider cutting down on it, at least 10%, Meat has huge environmental consequences, deforistation, water pollution and so on.   Plus do you really need that much protein, you could be saving money. The 2grms per bodyweight thing is total bullshit for the average lifter.

Any drastic diet change does that until the bacteria in your system adapts to the type of food you eat... if I eat anything rich, ethnic, or basically anythign that isn't PAPER BLAND it upsets my stomach.
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on October 04, 2007, 05:21:19 PM
You're kind of more of a pussy than I originally thought.
A diet of choclate milk and beef is man food right? Sorry if you find logic feminine.
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: HalloweenMan on October 04, 2007, 05:23:30 PM
I was a vegetarian for about 10yrs and while being one the site of raw meat was sickenting. I dont know why, cause it doesnt bother me now,  but it would be the equivalent of looking at a dead body in a morgue. When I went back on meat I had stomach cramps for about a week.

Although I dont agree with the guy lecturing you, you should consider cutting down on it, at least 10%, Meat has huge environmental consequences, deforistation, water pollution and so on.   Plus do you really need that much protein, you could be saving money. The 2grms per bodyweight thing is total bullshit for the average lifter.

 ;D
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: Kwon on October 04, 2007, 05:27:26 PM
A diet of choclate milk and beef is man food right?

Yes.
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: MB_722 on October 04, 2007, 05:28:00 PM
LOL

I could never be a vegetarian.

Chocolate milk is the best. I go through 6L in a week

Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: Honour on October 04, 2007, 05:37:33 PM
Hahaha great stuff Wicked ;D. It's so true when you are at the checkout and you see some of the junk people eat, makes me laugh all the time ;D.
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: webcake on October 04, 2007, 05:48:41 PM
Hahahah good stuff ;D

Good to see that more people are catching onto the idea of taking photos. Lets see more of it!!

Hahaha stupid vegetarians.
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Post by: Andre Nickatina on October 04, 2007, 06:36:33 PM
A diet of choclate milk and beef is man food right? Sorry if you find logic feminine.
You're ridiculous.
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Post by: GonnaRuckYou on October 04, 2007, 07:13:55 PM
Cant stand vegetarians. Fuck animals. Its not our fault they cant shoot back.
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Post by: Ozzy on October 04, 2007, 07:17:16 PM
if God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat.


Squad, let me just say that I takes a hell of a lot to get me to laugh, and you just made me laugh out loud.
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: dawakaman on October 04, 2007, 07:25:06 PM
Meat is murder, and murder tastes good.

Peace
D
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on October 04, 2007, 11:57:47 PM
kid builder chocolate milk.   sounds good.  wish they had that around here.  



I Second that !!
Title: Re: GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!
Post by: no one on October 05, 2007, 12:46:55 AM
A diet of choclate milk and beef is man food right? Sorry if you find logic feminine.

your an idiot.

you weigh a buck- 50 on a good day and have to run around in the shower to get wet, but is still  give dietary advice.

do you have any idea how many of the great physiques of the past were built on milk and beef?

you should try it.

then maybe you'd actually look like you work out instead of looking like the captain of the swim team.