GROCERY STORE FUNNY!!

[thewickedtruth]

Yesterday in line at the grocery store, I picked up a few things to get me through the next couple of days. While unloading my basket, I noticed the dude, probably weighing a good buck fifty in his skin tight jeans and wife beater/sports bra looking thing watching me unload my basket.


I looked over and started laughing..and had to snap a shot with my cell phone. Even the cashier started giggling when she looked at his shit and then at my basket.. THE DUDE WAS A VEGeTARIAN! DECIDED HE HAD TO HAVE SOME CANNED VEGGIES, RICE, AND TOFU for the evening..

...while I unloaded 3 gallons of kid builder chocolate milk (10g of protien per cup, 1% fat, and the same carbs as regular milk with more protien..good stuff) 3 doz eggs, bologna because i just hafta have it, and 15lbs of meat!

THE DUDE PALED WHEN HE LOOKED AT ALL MY SHIT AND GOES " YOU EAT ALL THAT?!" to which I replied.. "and the occassional virgin too..when she stops kicking and screaming!"  then had to say "GOD DID NOT PUT ANIMALS ON THE EARTH FOR US TO EAT!!!"   I couldn't resist.."You're right, he didn't put us here to eat them, there's only enough in this tiny ass store for me!"


dude just bag'd his shit and left...HAHA!

now I was only joking around with the dude...but do all vegetarians get so uppity like that when they see you putting back the animals?!?!

[The Squadfather]

if God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

[thewickedtruth]

if God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

HAHA that should be made into a t-shirt!

[HalloweenMan]

kid builder chocolate milk.   sounds good.  wish they had that around here.  

[The Squadfather]

i knew a powerlifter who drank a gallon of chocolate milk a day.

[marcus]

kid builder chocolate milk.   sounds good.  wish they had that around here. 

Me too.

[thewickedtruth]

i knew a powelifter who drank a gallon of chocolate milk a day.

Shit tastes GREAT and I have a glass of it when I want dessert or something instead. I take down a gal or close to it a day. I drink it with breakfast, post workout, for a snack, and before bed. the ratio of fats, protien, and carbs is pretty damn near what you'd want in your typical diet anyway! 10 grams of protien per cup too unlike regular milk which has like 6-8 and an average glass holds about 2-3 cups!

[The Squadfather]

Shit tastes GREAT and I have a glass of it when I want dessert or something instead. I take down a gal or close to it a day. I drink it with breakfast, post workout, for a snack, and before bed. the ratio of fats, protien, and carbs is pretty damn near what you'd want in your typical diet anyway! 10 grams of protien per cup too unlike regular milk which has like 6-8 and an average glass holds about 2-3 cups!

yep it's good stuff, i don't drink much milk but the occasional glass of choco is awesome.

[thewickedtruth]

yep it's good stuff, i don't drink much milk but the occasional glass of choco is awesome.

dude you know me man...i'm not going to be winning any sort of bodybuilding contests anytime soon, I just wanna grow and get stronger so I put it away whenever I can food wise.

[Andre Nickatina]

I need to invest in chocolate milk  

[The Squadfather]

dude you know me man...i'm not going to be winning any sort of bodybuilding contests anytime soon, I just wanna grow and get stronger so I put it away whenever I can food wise.

yeah i hear ya but with all the meat i eat milk is overkill most times plus i ain't exactly the leanest dude around.

[rocket]

HAHA that should be made into a t-shirt!

Hah

It is a shirt.

I have one (no joke - I really do)

[The_Leafy_Bug]

Yesterday in line at the grocery store, I picked up a few things to get me through the next couple of days. While unloading my basket, I noticed the dude, probably weighing a good buck fifty in his skin tight jeans and wife beater/sports bra looking thing watching me unload my basket.


I looked over and started laughing..and had to snap a shot with my cell phone. Even the cashier started giggling when she looked at his shit and then at my basket.. THE DUDE WAS A VEGeTARIAN! DECIDED HE HAD TO HAVE SOME CANNED VEGGIES, RICE, AND TOFU for the evening..

...while I unloaded 3 gallons of kid builder chocolate milk (10g of protien per cup, 1% fat, and the same carbs as regular milk with more protien..good stuff) 3 doz eggs, bologna because i just hafta have it, and 15lbs of meat!

THE DUDE PALED WHEN HE LOOKED AT ALL MY SHIT AND GOES " YOU EAT ALL THAT?!" to which I replied.. "and the occassional virgin too..when she stops kicking and screaming!"  then had to say "GOD DID NOT PUT ANIMALS ON THE EARTH FOR US TO EAT!!!"   I couldn't resist.."You're right, he didn't put us here to eat them, there's only enough in this tiny ass store for me!"


dude just bag'd his shit and left...HAHA!

now I was only joking around with the dude...but do all vegetarians get so uppity like that when they see you putting back the animals?!?!

Hahaha yeah, because cancer and obesity is soooooooooooooooo cool

[thewickedtruth]

Hahaha yeah, because cancer and obesity is soooooooooooooooo cool

Huh?!

[realkarateblackbelt]

lmao good stuff!

[affy]

lol seriously i dont know how much beef you eat...but from the looks of it...that would last me more then a couple of days

you must be 260lbs

[Andre Nickatina]

Hahaha yeah, because cancer and obesity is soooooooooooooooo cool

You're kind of more of a pussy than I originally thought.

[thewickedtruth]

lol seriously i dont know how much beef you eat...but from the looks of it...that would last me more then a couple of days

you must be 260lbs

I'm actually not a big dude at all.. only 245..i'm usually 250 walking around until I take a big shit from all the food I eat. I eat 2lbs of beef a day. I split it up though. I'll eat some for breakfast with a couple hard boiled eggs, I'll eat it at lunch with veggies..and at dinner. I always keep some sort of meat cooked and sitting in the fridge for snacks incase I run out of chocolate milk.    It's alot cheaper than buying protien! I stopped buying just of protien shakes, haven't lost any size or strength, and saved myself 50 bucks a month in the process.

[realkarateblackbelt]

I'm actually not a big dude at all.. only 245..i'm usually 250 walking around until I take a big shit from all the food I eat.

lmao only on Getbig!

[thewickedtruth]

lmao only on Getbig!

LOL seriously..i'm not big. If I cut down I'd probably be a buck ninety. If you saw me walking down the street, I don't think you'd stop and go WOW he must work out.

Maybe if I followed the billy gunz juicy protocol.

[nycbull]

I was a vegetarian for about 10yrs and while being one the site of raw meat was sickenting. I dont know why, cause it doesnt bother me now,  but it would be the equivalent of looking at a dead body in a morgue. When I went back on meat I had stomach cramps for about a week.

Although I dont agree with the guy lecturing you, you should consider cutting down on it, at least 10%, Meat has huge environmental consequences, deforistation, water pollution and so on.   Plus do you really need that much protein, you could be saving money. The 2grms per bodyweight thing is total bullshit for the average lifter.

[thewickedtruth]

I was a vegetarian for about 10yrs and while being one the site of raw meat was sickenting. I dont know why, cause it doesnt bother me now,  but it would be the equivalent of looking at a dead body in a morgue. When I went back on meat I had stomach cramps for about a week.

Although I dont agree with the guy lecturing you, you should consider cutting down on it, at least 10%, Meat has huge environmental consequences, deforistation, water pollution and so on.   Plus do you really need that much protein, you could be saving money. The 2grms per bodyweight thing is total bullshit for the average lifter.

Any drastic diet change does that until the bacteria in your system adapts to the type of food you eat... if I eat anything rich, ethnic, or basically anythign that isn't PAPER BLAND it upsets my stomach.

[The_Leafy_Bug]

You're kind of more of a pussy than I originally thought.

A diet of choclate milk and beef is man food right? Sorry if you find logic feminine.

[HalloweenMan]

I was a vegetarian for about 10yrs and while being one the site of raw meat was sickenting. I dont know why, cause it doesnt bother me now,  but it would be the equivalent of looking at a dead body in a morgue. When I went back on meat I had stomach cramps for about a week.

Although I dont agree with the guy lecturing you, you should consider cutting down on it, at least 10%, Meat has huge environmental consequences, deforistation, water pollution and so on.   Plus do you really need that much protein, you could be saving money. The 2grms per bodyweight thing is total bullshit for the average lifter.

 

[Kwon]

A diet of choclate milk and beef is man food right?

Yes.