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Title: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Monster_Everything on November 21, 2007, 11:35:07 AM
Who else is going out tonight to a bar to catch up with old freinds and get wasted??
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: danielson on November 21, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
Copycat ;)

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=182028.0
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on November 21, 2007, 11:44:37 AM
I'll be at Home drinking myself into a drunken rage ...  :P
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 21, 2007, 11:49:05 AM
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Monster81 on November 21, 2007, 11:55:34 AM
Who else is going out tonight to a bar to catch up with old freinds and get wasted??
no thanx ,,,ill just have my 20 oz low fat milk and go to bed
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Top Dog on November 21, 2007, 11:58:40 AM
Who else is going out tonight to a bar to catch up with old freinds and get wasted??
In Scranton you can't be doing much. I'll be at a gin mill in old forge.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Mad Nickels on November 21, 2007, 12:02:16 PM
Tonight I'm getting my GF drunk on apple pucker, then I'm going to try to put it in her butt.

Any advice?
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: XFACTOR on November 21, 2007, 12:02:40 PM
Who else is going out tonight to a bar to catch up with old freinds and get wasted??

I'm going to sound stupid here, but why is this?

Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: XFACTOR on November 21, 2007, 12:04:30 PM
Tonight I'm getting my GF drunk on apple pucker, then I'm going to try to put it in her butt.

Any advice?

Yes, forget the apple pucker and just go for ghb.  I've tried the the booze and half way in it was "no I'm sorry baby, I can't do this".  BOOOOOO
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Mad Nickels on November 21, 2007, 12:08:06 PM
Yes, forget the apple pucker and just go for ghb.  I've tried the the booze and half way in it was "no I'm sorry baby, I can't do this".  BOOOOOO

i dont want to ask.  I just want to get her really drunk without food, then plug her.  it'll work, right?
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: XFACTOR on November 21, 2007, 12:11:24 PM
i dont want to ask.  I just want to get her really drunk without food, then plug her.  it'll work, right?

  The only time it has worked for me with any girl is when they were drunk.  I actually have videos of two of them. 

My god I hope my wife doesn't read this. 
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: muscularny on November 21, 2007, 12:13:10 PM
Tonight I'm getting my GF drunk on apple pucker, then I'm going to try to put it in her butt.

Any advice?

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Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Deadpool on November 21, 2007, 12:13:22 PM
stupid me for not getting a piece of this.  I should be bartending.  dammit
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Colossus_1986 on November 21, 2007, 12:18:57 PM
Yes, forget the apple pucker and just go for ghb.  I've tried the the booze and half way in it was "no I'm sorry baby, I can't do this".  BOOOOOO

YES! hahaha love that shit!
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: XFACTOR on November 21, 2007, 12:21:42 PM
YES! hahaha love that shit!

LOL  I knew some other meatheads on here would like that.

ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on November 21, 2007, 12:22:19 PM
getbig.com + case of bud = legendary time out warnings from Ron
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 21, 2007, 12:24:27 PM
Tonight I'm getting my GF drunk on apple pucker, then I'm going to try to put it in her butt.

Any advice?

Date a girl who's not afraid to have fun.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Mad Nickels on November 21, 2007, 12:26:35 PM
Date a girl who's not afraid to have fun.

shes all about the anal integrity
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Colossus_1986 on November 21, 2007, 12:26:43 PM
LOL  I knew some other meatheads on here would like that.

ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you hang around bodybuilding circles long enough, u get a taste of it.
usually whoever your hookup is for juice or anything "gear related" is gonna
be able to get you some.

not a fan of it as much as weed...GHB feels like your ingesting some sort of paint thinner and its frying your brain hard and shit, but the buzz makes up for it!

GHB and nightclubs go hand in hand...nothing like that experience.  ;D
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 21, 2007, 12:28:34 PM
shes all about the anal integrity

How the fuck does her shit shoot have integrity. 
Let it be known that if she won't let you pile drive the final sphincter before shit hits the water, you're going to find some "real broads" that will let you take them from behind. 



Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: XFACTOR on November 21, 2007, 12:30:23 PM
if you hang around bodybuilding circles long enough, u get a taste of it.
usually whoever your hookup is for juice or anything "gear related" is gonna
be able to get you some.

not a fan of it as much as weed...GHB feels like your ingesting some sort of paint thinner and its frying your brain hard and shit, but the buzz makes up for it!

GHB and nightclubs go hand in hand...nothing like that experience.  ;D

You sound like you are from Canada like I am.  LOL  I'm in London,ON.  In Toronto every other weekend though.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 21, 2007, 12:32:50 PM
YES! hahaha love that shit!

There is nothing more manly then admitting to not only use, but LOVE using one of the most harshly regulated drugs on earth.  Good think you've never posted pictures of yourself on here. 


I'm sure you have cataplexy though, right?
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: G o a t b o y on November 21, 2007, 12:36:02 PM
I would think the biggest bar night would be either St Patrick's Day or New Year';s Eve, not the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: danielson on November 21, 2007, 12:38:18 PM
I would think the biggest bar night would be either St Patrick's Day or New Year';s Eve, not the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.

New Years has too many home parties. I would also think St. Patricks day was the biggest. Maybe cuz its spread out throughout the day on Patties day and tonight is all about "the night". It's one of the biggest anyway.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Mad Nickels on November 21, 2007, 12:38:55 PM
How the fuck does her shit shoot have integrity. 
Let it be known that if she won't let you pile drive the final sphincter before shit hits the water, you're going to find some "real broads" that will let you take them from behind. 

How should I word it to her?  Exact sentence, please.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: XFACTOR on November 21, 2007, 12:40:21 PM
New Years has too many home parties. I would also think St. Patricks day was the biggest. Maybe cuz its spread out throughout the day on Patties day and tonight is all about "the night". It's one of the biggest anyway.

Home parties are better.  People start to get suspicious when I go to the bathroom stall every 25 minutes.  LOL
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Colossus_1986 on November 21, 2007, 01:18:57 PM
You sound like you are from Canada like I am.  LOL  I'm in London,ON.  In Toronto every other weekend though.

Montreal
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Colossus_1986 on November 21, 2007, 01:19:44 PM
There is nothing more manly then admitting to not only use, but LOVE using one of the most harshly regulated drugs on earth.  Good think you've never posted pictures of yourself on here. 


I'm sure you have cataplexy though, right?

don't you have a dick to suck right about now?

get to it.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: XFACTOR on November 21, 2007, 01:20:45 PM
Montreal

I knew it.  you ever go to the white party?  NYE has the best events at the bell center.  FAWK!!!
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 21, 2007, 01:23:56 PM
How should I word it to her?  Exact sentence, please.

"We're having anal sex tonight.  You might want to get drunk first."
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: tommywishbone on November 21, 2007, 01:42:38 PM
Suicidal Tendencies... tonight, House of Blues, Sunset Strip.  We'll be there.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: YoungBlood on November 21, 2007, 01:46:14 PM
Tonight I'm getting my GF drunk on apple pucker, then I'm going to try to put it in her butt.

Any advice?

Dip your wick in apple pucker once you get home, then after you stick it in her poop chute, have her lick it...she'll love it, trust me! ;)
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 21, 2007, 02:39:08 PM
I'll be at Home drinking myself into a drunken rage ...  :P
yeeess Rochefort 10 greatest beer on the earth!!!!
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 21, 2007, 03:03:26 PM
I've had chicken lomien with a pint of guiness already.

Gonna spend tonight at home with some tv and get wine sodden.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 21, 2007, 03:06:01 PM
I've had chicken lomien with a pint of guiness already.

Gonna spend tonight at home with some tv and get wine sodden.

Probably didn't need to tell people that.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 21, 2007, 03:16:57 PM
Probably didn't need to tell people that.

I was out shopping and visited battery park. Shouldn't have told you guys that.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 21, 2007, 03:28:49 PM
I was out shopping and visited battery park. Shouldn't have told you guys that.

No one gives a shit about that. 
The fact that you're stuck at home on the biggest American bar night of the year, sucking down fermented fruit to forget your pains is just a downer and didn't need to be said. 

Seriously, you've just made my penis soft.  Our babysitter thinks it's her fault.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 21, 2007, 04:54:03 PM
No one gives a shit about that. 
The fact that you're stuck at home on the biggest American bar night of the year, sucking down fermented fruit to forget your pains is just a downer and didn't need to be said. 

Seriously, you've just made my penis soft.  Our babysitter thinks it's her fault.

I didn't say it was great. Not having a girl for the usual movie and after cocktails sucks.

Friends, I could care less for. Any night, even before an exam can be a night of heavy drinking and bong hits amongst friends. Tonight isn't any different to me.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 21, 2007, 05:32:46 PM
No one gives a shit about that. 
The fact that you're stuck at home on the biggest American bar night of the year, sucking down fermented fruit to forget your pains is just a downer and didn't need to be said. 

Seriously, you've just made my penis soft.  Our babysitter thinks it's her fault.
dont worry pure majestic. ill be stopping by camel's later with a van full of hookers. that we imported from the philippines for $29.95 each. it will be a riproaringly good time
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on November 21, 2007, 05:35:40 PM
Truth be told, I used to really look forward to going out on this night. I must be getting old.(34).

There's also so many fucking cops out on a night like this which kind of puts a damper on things. Lots of checkpoints. The obvious solution is to find a designated driver. However, on a night like this, I don't have many friends willing to play that role.

Be safe tonight, guys. Don't drink and drive.

Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: the Pure Majestic on November 21, 2007, 05:39:07 PM
dont worry pure majestic. ill be stopping by camel's later with a van full of hookers. that we imported from the philippines for $29.95 each. it will be a riproaringly good time

Shit yes it'll be a good time.
Phillipine night walkers are the best in the world.  If you can get past the malnutrition forced stomach distention, they'll have names for shit you haven't even heard of. 

You know how Eskimos have 100 different names for snow....it's like that.
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 21, 2007, 05:45:22 PM
Filipino chicks can be nice and busty, unlike other asian chicks. Nice.  8)
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 21, 2007, 06:05:05 PM
Shit yes it'll be a good time.
Phillipine night walkers are the best in the world.  If you can get past the malnutrition forced stomach distention, they'll have names for shit you haven't even heard of. 

You know how Eskimos have 100 different names for snow....it's like that.
your invited too bro. there will be plenty of little tarts to go around. bro
Title: Re: Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 21, 2007, 07:31:24 PM
fcuk i'm pretty drunk... had another pint of heiniken with pizza and like 700 ml wine. feels awesome! wish I had some weed but none  :'(