Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...

[Monster_Everything]

Who else is going out tonight to a bar to catch up with old freinds and get wasted??

[danielson]

Copycat

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=182028.0

[The_Iron_Disciple]

I'll be at Home drinking myself into a drunken rage ... 

[the Pure Majestic]

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

[Monster81]

Who else is going out tonight to a bar to catch up with old freinds and get wasted??

no thanx ,,,ill just have my 20 oz low fat milk and go to bed

[Top Dog]

Who else is going out tonight to a bar to catch up with old freinds and get wasted??

In Scranton you can't be doing much. I'll be at a gin mill in old forge.

[Mad Nickels]

Tonight I'm getting my GF drunk on apple pucker, then I'm going to try to put it in her butt.

Any advice?

[XFACTOR]

Who else is going out tonight to a bar to catch up with old freinds and get wasted??

I'm going to sound stupid here, but why is this?

[XFACTOR]

Tonight I'm getting my GF drunk on apple pucker, then I'm going to try to put it in her butt.

Any advice?

Yes, forget the apple pucker and just go for ghb.  I've tried the the booze and half way in it was "no I'm sorry baby, I can't do this".  BOOOOOO

[Mad Nickels]

Yes, forget the apple pucker and just go for ghb.  I've tried the the booze and half way in it was "no I'm sorry baby, I can't do this".  BOOOOOO

i dont want to ask.  I just want to get her really drunk without food, then plug her.  it'll work, right?

[XFACTOR]

i dont want to ask.  I just want to get her really drunk without food, then plug her.  it'll work, right?

  The only time it has worked for me with any girl is when they were drunk.  I actually have videos of two of them. 

My god I hope my wife doesn't read this. 

[muscularny]

Tonight I'm getting my GF drunk on apple pucker, then I'm going to try to put it in her butt.

Any advice?

for xmas you can buy her some classes to this school http://www.tushyschool.com

[Deadpool]

stupid me for not getting a piece of this.  I should be bartending.  dammit

[Colossus_1986]

Yes, forget the apple pucker and just go for ghb.  I've tried the the booze and half way in it was "no I'm sorry baby, I can't do this".  BOOOOOO

YES! hahaha love that shit!

[XFACTOR]

YES! hahaha love that shit!

LOL  I knew some other meatheads on here would like that.

ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BroadStreetBruiser]

getbig.com + case of bud = legendary time out warnings from Ron

[the Pure Majestic]

Tonight I'm getting my GF drunk on apple pucker, then I'm going to try to put it in her butt.

Any advice?

Date a girl who's not afraid to have fun.

[Mad Nickels]

Date a girl who's not afraid to have fun.

shes all about the anal integrity

[Colossus_1986]

LOL  I knew some other meatheads on here would like that.

ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you hang around bodybuilding circles long enough, u get a taste of it.
usually whoever your hookup is for juice or anything "gear related" is gonna
be able to get you some.

not a fan of it as much as weed...GHB feels like your ingesting some sort of paint thinner and its frying your brain hard and shit, but the buzz makes up for it!

GHB and nightclubs go hand in hand...nothing like that experience. 

[the Pure Majestic]

shes all about the anal integrity

How the fuck does her shit shoot have integrity. 
Let it be known that if she won't let you pile drive the final sphincter before shit hits the water, you're going to find some "real broads" that will let you take them from behind. 

[XFACTOR]

if you hang around bodybuilding circles long enough, u get a taste of it.
usually whoever your hookup is for juice or anything "gear related" is gonna
be able to get you some.

not a fan of it as much as weed...GHB feels like your ingesting some sort of paint thinner and its frying your brain hard and shit, but the buzz makes up for it!

GHB and nightclubs go hand in hand...nothing like that experience. 

You sound like you are from Canada like I am.  LOL  I'm in London,ON.  In Toronto every other weekend though.

[the Pure Majestic]

YES! hahaha love that shit!

There is nothing more manly then admitting to not only use, but LOVE using one of the most harshly regulated drugs on earth.  Good think you've never posted pictures of yourself on here. 


I'm sure you have cataplexy though, right?

[G o a t b o y]

I would think the biggest bar night would be either St Patrick's Day or New Year';s Eve, not the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.

[danielson]

I would think the biggest bar night would be either St Patrick's Day or New Year';s Eve, not the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.

New Years has too many home parties. I would also think St. Patricks day was the biggest. Maybe cuz its spread out throughout the day on Patties day and tonight is all about "the night". It's one of the biggest anyway.

[Mad Nickels]

How the fuck does her shit shoot have integrity. 
Let it be known that if she won't let you pile drive the final sphincter before shit hits the water, you're going to find some "real broads" that will let you take them from behind. 

How should I word it to her?  Exact sentence, please.