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Post your bodybuilding predictions for 2008.
- 2008 will see a new Mr. Olympia winner. Jay Cutler will lose his title.
- Phil Heath will win the Arnold Classic.
- MuscleTech will declare bankruptcy 75% faster than any other supplement company.
- Craig Titus will be convicted of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment. Kelly Ryan will be convicted of a lesser charge and will get sentenced to "time served." Kelly will be unsuccessful in resurrecting her fitness career. Craig will get successfully wrecked in his fitness rear.
- Kevin Levrone will hint that he is coming back to competive bodybuilding one week before the opening of his new movie, I Am. As usual, it won't help the boxoffice for his movie, and he won't be back on the bodybuilding stage.
- Nasser Al-Sonbaty will die from the weight of the love from Team Nasser. Team Nasser will elevate Nasser to the level of bodybuilding god. No one but Team Nasser will care.
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Post your bodybuilding predictions for 2008.
- 2008 will see a new Mr. Olympia winner. Jay Cutler will lose his title.
Wrong- Phil Heath will win the Arnold Classic.
- MuscleTech will declare bankruptcy 75% faster than any other supplement company.
Wrong
- Craig Titus will be convicted of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment. Kelly Ryan will be convicted of a lesser charge and will get sentenced to "time served." Kelly will be unsuccessful in resurrecting her fitness career. Craig will get successfully wrecked in his fitness rear.
Won't happen in 2008 but probably correct- Kevin Levrone will hint that he is coming back to competive bodybuilding one week before the opening of his new movie, I Am. As usual, it won't help the boxoffice for his movie, and he won't be back on the bodybuilding stage.
Wrong, because any movie Levrone makes won't go to boxoffice- Nasser Al-Sonbaty will die from the weight of the love from Team Nasser. Team Nasser will elevate Nasser to the level of bodybuilding god. No one but Team Nasser will care.
Team Nasser will die a sorry death in 2008
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One thing is for sure....it won't be Nasser :-X
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A subpar cutler wins the O. Wolf gets screwed at 3rd behind vic.
vic M wins the arnold again - he has the winning formula now.
heath gets third behind dex.
titus pleads out after killy turns states evidence.
gh15 continues to lose it.
kamali talks a lot of trash about everyone and still takes 10th at the new york pro
shawn remains quiet as he is now irrelevant
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More predictions:
- The Squadfather will actually post a clear photo on GetBig prompting all the people he baits with "hahahahahaha prove it, post your picture" to finally post their pictures. The Squadfather will criticize each and every one, even the many that put his physique to shame.
- Joe Weider will finally go to that big gym in the sky. He will start heaven's (or hell's depending on your view of Joe) first bodybuilding magazine in support of the HFBB (Heavenly Federation of Body Building). Based on the picture below, Jesus will win the first Mr. Heaven contest. Steve Reeves and Reg Park will come in 2nd and 3rd.
- The Masters Olympia will be return as a contest. Bob "Chick" Cicherillo will enter to prove his 2006 Masters Pro World win wasn't a fluke.
- Ron Avidan will finally dial in his diet and show off the buff body hiding under his full-bodied figure. Fitness/figure babes will swoon.
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Cantelope will be declared an "enemy combatant" and arrested in grocery stores throughout the land.
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Cantelope will be declared an "enemy combatant" and arrested in grocery stores throughout the land.
WTF hahahah explain?
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WTF hahahah explain?
>:( I refuse to answer questions from a produce hater like you.
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cutler will win the 2008 MR O and then declare his retirement,
Victor will win the ASC (if he chooses to compete)
Heath will talk shit about how he needs to improve and bail out of doing the olympia AGAIN saying he'll compete in 2015 when he's complete
All the new pros (except ben white and evan) will fade away into oblivion and never be heard of again
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- Quincy Taylor will come in at his biggest and best at the early 2008, only to face humiliating losses to "ankle-biters" with better conditioning.
- Shawn Ray's new NY Pro (202-lb and under) contest will be as successful as his past Colorado Pro contests...It will last two years and then disappear.
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2008 Predictions:
At least 3 pros will be busted for drugs.
Ronnie Coleman will make at least two retarded comments about white bbers.
Shariat Kamali will be bigger and better than ever, just as in 2003, 04, 05, 06, 07..... ::)
Vince G. returns to his 2004 Metrolina form, and shows us again JUST HOW BAD A PERSON CAN LOOK ON STAGE.
Bob Chicardillo will continue to be in the IFBB's pocket, and changing the Weeda's depends.
MD will hire at least 4 former felons to represent their shitty magazine.
Victor Martinez will be linked to at least two different drug busts.
Servio Samuel will make a visit to the hospital after entering EVERY SINGLE FUCKING IFBB SHOW in 2008. Flex magazine will claim Servio was suffering from the "Flu". ::)
Kai Greene's "Pulp Friction" DVD, smashes all bbing DVD sales records (according to Matt C, the DVD sold 1,003 copies).
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Team Nasser will grow stronger
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2008 Predictions:
At least 3 pros will be busted for drugs.
Ronnie Coleman will make at least two retarded comments about white bbers.
Shariat Kamali will be bigger and better than ever, just as in 2003, 04, 05, 06, 07..... ::)
Vince G. returns to his 2004 Metrolina form, and shows us again JUST HOW BAD A PERSON CAN LOOK ON STAGE.
Bob Chicardillo will continue to be in the IFBB's pocket, and changing the Weeda's depends.
MD will hire at least 4 former felons to represent their shitty magazine.
Victor Martinez will be linked to at least two different drug busts.
Servio Samuel will make a visit to the hospital after entering EVERY SINGLE FUCKING IFBB SHOW in 2008. Flex magazine will claim Servio was suffering from the "Flu". ::)
Kai Greene's "Pulp Friction" DVD, smashes all bbing DVD sales records (according to Matt C, the DVD sold 1,003 copies).
LOL!
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2008 Predictions: Part 2
Derek Anthony suffers a terrible "gag-ball" accident that temporarily sidetracks the cock sucking side of his man-whoring career.....not one to quit, his asshole remains open for business, double time.
Immediately after sentencing, Kelly Ryan and Craig Titus give up on Team "jeezus" and join team "suicide".
Lee Priest returns to Cathy Priest, then leaves her for "greener pastures", tattoos the new fitness slut's name, only to have it covered up by another tattoo 3 weeks later....
Kai Greene shows up to a guest posing dressed up as Count "Cockula".
"Female" bbing adopts the two seperate classes concept, and introduces the 4" Penoris and under category.
Several well known Getbig members are Banned by Bob Chicardillo after insulting Jay Cutler's Jock Itch Cream.
Dexter Jackson shows us the spoils of Pro BBing riches in his latest DVD, in which he proudly displays his new $30,000 "Brolex", which he got at the "hook-up" price of $29,900 from a brotha in a back alley....
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the Feds will come down hard on the drug companies for selling Advil...dangerous stuff
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- Lee Priest will be re-instated by the IFBB just in time to win the Australian Pro. A day after the win, he will insult the IFBB and join the new IPBB (International Pro Body Builders) division. To celebrate his win and his new freedom from the tyranny of the IFBB, he will cover the rest of his face with tattoos.
- Chris Cormier will retire from bodybuilding.
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The Persian King Kamali will finally win a Pro show and he will get an invite to the Jay Leno, David letterman show, just Like he predicted few yrs ago ;D
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1 Jay Cutler will lose his title at the Olympia
2 There will be a film about the murder trail of Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan it will be one of the worst Bodybuilding films of all time
3 The Master Olympia will be back and the Chickster will win the master Mr Olympia
4 Vic will win the Olympia
5 Jay Cutler will Retire from the sport
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1 Jay Cutler will lose his title at the Olympia
2 There will be a film about the murder trail of Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan it will be one of the worst Bodybuilding films of all time
3 The Master Olympia will be back and the Chickster will win the master Mr Olympia
4 Vic will win the Olympia
5 Jay Cutler will Retire from the sport
Good predictions but there is no mention of Kai Greene aka Count "Cockula"....classic
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- Nasser and Milos will re-enter bodybuilding competition. At their first competition, Nasser will win over Milos only to be disqualified when his deltoids burst and spray his fellow competitors, the judging panel and the first 10 rows of the auditorium with synthol. Milos will move up a placing, though still will lose to two of his training proteges.
- Bob Chick will update his vocabulary on PBW and stop saying "let me ask you a question" and "back in the day" and will stop offering his "advices."
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2 There will be a film about the murder trail of Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan it will be one of the worst Bodybuilding films of all time
hahahaahahaaa; i see Derek Anthony starring as Titus!!
will be the worst movie ever made. ;D ;D
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LOL, OMG this is officially the best/funniest Getbig thread ever, this should become a sticky!
MuscleTech will declare bankruptcy 75% faster than any other supplement company.
lol...
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Ron will join Team Nasser.
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ill take the sure thing/safe bets..
muscletech comes out with a breakthrough supplement
Jay cutler wins his third mr. o
darrem charles picks up a victory
branch warrenn continues his transformation into a yoga/palumbo doll
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ill take the sure thing/safe bets..
muscletech comes out with a breakthrough supplement ... which is just the same supplement as it was before with more sugar and now called hardcore
Jay cutler wins his third mr. o
darrem charles picks up a victory hahaha, never!
branch warrenn continues his transformation into a yoga/palumbo doll lol, i bet he will implode on stage.
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columbusdude82 will take the lightheavy or heavyweight class at the Jr USA's!!!
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Is that your new "boy"friend, Queefy Slug?
Does it make the True Anus jealous that you are posting pictures of this "guy"?
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- The pro bodybuilders locked up in the Muscle Asylum will escape after coming to their senses and realizing that the products are MuscleTech supplements under another name. During their confinement, they will have gained no additional muscle and will be happy to escape with intact kidneys and slightly larger wallets.
(http://www.a1supplements.com/files/map3.jpg)
- Valerie Waugaman, AKA Siren from the New American Gladiators, will return to compete in the 2008 Figure Olympia. When she again takes a disappointing 9th place, she will beat the other contestants and the judges to death with her pugil stick and declare herself the winner.
(http://www.getbig.com/news/2007/12/amglad/siren040.jpg)
- Mike O'Hearn will realize that appearing as an American Gladiator dressed in a male tankini isn't a great way to quelch the online gossip that he is gay. He will quit American Gladiators and enter the UFC ring to try to butch up his credentials. He will also leak a home porn video of he and wife, Midajah. Harlequin-reading old-maids everywhere will download the video billions of times from the internet.
(http://www.getbig.com/news/2007/12/amglad/titan013.jpg)
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Dennis Wolf will crack the Top 3 at the Olympia.
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Victor will be on the cover of MD 12 times
No investigation into aas/gh in bb b/c nobody cares
every fatty girl will look at female bb/figure and say "Yuck, that's just gross..I would never want to look like that!"...haha..as if they ever could..disgusting, lazy fatasses
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- The IFBB will require pro bodybuilders to wear thongs in competition, so that the gluteus maximus muscles can be judged. E-Kul will praise the move stating, "Finally! Now I can see how ripped the competitors are without having to imagine how striated their butts are or having to yell, 'Stick it up your butt, Ronnie! Woooooooooooooo!'."
- Hidetada Yamagishi will win the inagural IFBB Japan Pro contest. (This is one prediction that I actually think will come true.)
- Jocelyn Pelletier will actually lift some weights proceeding the 2008 Montreal Pro. He will still take last place and will crawl back to his dillusional hole-in-the-ground for another year.
- Klaus Von Doring will finally take the pro stage when he is invited to compete in the 2008 Santa Susanna contest. His arms will be so big, the other competitors won't be able to get onstage during the final posedown. Klaus will win by default.
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Phil Heath wins the Arnold and takes second at the O.
An angry 4th place Vic vows to retire but doesn't.
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Wolf will dominate every Pro show of the year even though he will not be competing in them except for the big one
Cutler retires
Craig Titus gets the needle declining his appeals for the death penalty.
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1. Milos come back and wins the Europa in Aug qualifying him for the "O"......to where he will get royally screwed and place 17th
2. Jay will win another "O" looking even blockier and worse then this year
3. Masters O will come back. Kamali will win falsifying his drivers license to say he is 40 when he is really 36
4. Vince Goodrum will come in the best shape of his life in an upcoming show at 12% BF instead of his typical 16%
5. Wolf and Vic will duel it out at the Arnold with the winner being determined at night posing round
6. Darrem Charles will continue to be the best of the smaller shows
7. Getbig will be sold for a record $250K to Muscletech or one of it's alter egos
8. Titus will be found innocent and Kelly will do life (hey everyone else is saying the opposite) and will be a rep for an upcoming supp company
9. We will finally see the new pics of both Flex and Dennis Newman showing their "new, Natural" bodies all built by their supplement sponsors
10. Mike Arvilla will win 1st place at a local Miami show only to find out his Polygraph came up positive for Lasix
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The obvious ones:
Wolf will be the best on stage again, and will lose again
Squadfather will post on getbig every single day of 2008
Not so obvious:
Dorian will post here for a week or two, then leave once he realizes how crazy you all are
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Squadfather will post on getbig every single day hour of 2008
Fixed.
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The obvious ones:
Wolf will be the best on stage again, and will lose again
Squadfather will post on getbig every single day of 2008
Not so obvious:
Dorian will post here for a week or two, then leave once he realizes how crazy you all are
I think Dorian is illiterate.
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My prediction: Nasser will walk around over 300 lbs WITH abs.
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Dave Palumbo will star in Maybelenes new advert for eye liner products?
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This years dark horse will be SIlvio Samuel
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My prediction: Nasser will walk around over 300 lbs WITH abs.
...not his own, but abs nonetheless.
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...not his own, but abs nonetheless.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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I see Jen Hendershot playing Kelly Ryan in the Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan murder trail film.
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Meaning he will cary around someone else's abs (a pigs, a dogs, another bodybuilders, a picture of abs, etc.), and won't have cut abs of his own. He'll be 300 bloated pounds with some muscle underneath.
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Meaning he will cary around someone else's abs (a pigs, a dogs, another bodybuilders, a picture of abs, etc.), and won't have cut abs of his own. He'll be 300 bloated pounds with some muscle underneath.
Impossible!
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- There will be brand new Mr. Olympia and Arnold Classic winners who've never won the titles before.
- A prominent pro bodybuilder will die of kidney failure after enlisting contest preparation advice from Chad Nicholls.
- Filiming will begin on Pumping Iron III: The She-Beasts starring Iris Kyle and Dayana Cadeau. It will be financed by Schmoe Productions.