Author Topic: 2008 BODYBUILDING PREDICTIONS - post yours (Read 5262 times)

dantelis · « **on:** December 05, 2007, 10:24:01 AM »

Post your bodybuilding predictions for 2008.

2008 will see a new Mr. Olympia winner. Jay Cutler will lose his title.
Phil Heath will win the Arnold Classic.
MuscleTech will declare bankruptcy 75% faster than any other supplement company.
Craig Titus will be convicted of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment. Kelly Ryan will be convicted of a lesser charge and will get sentenced to "time served." Kelly will be unsuccessful in resurrecting her fitness career. Craig will get successfully wrecked in his fitness rear.
Kevin Levrone will hint that he is coming back to competive bodybuilding one week before the opening of his new movie, I Am. As usual, it won't help the boxoffice for his movie, and he won't be back on the bodybuilding stage.
Nasser Al-Sonbaty will die from the weight of the love from Team Nasser. Team Nasser will elevate Nasser to the level of bodybuilding god. No one but Team Nasser will care.

JasonH · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2007, 10:30:52 AM »

Quote from: dantelis on December 05, 2007, 10:24:01 AM

Post your bodybuilding predictions for 2008.

2008 will see a new Mr. Olympia winner. Jay Cutler will lose his title.
Wrong
Phil Heath will win the Arnold Classic.
MuscleTech will declare bankruptcy 75% faster than any other supplement company.
Wrong
Craig Titus will be convicted of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment. Kelly Ryan will be convicted of a lesser charge and will get sentenced to "time served." Kelly will be unsuccessful in resurrecting her fitness career. Craig will get successfully wrecked in his fitness rear.
Won't happen in 2008 but probably correct
Kevin Levrone will hint that he is coming back to competive bodybuilding one week before the opening of his new movie, I Am. As usual, it won't help the boxoffice for his movie, and he won't be back on the bodybuilding stage.
Wrong, because any movie Levrone makes won't go to boxoffice
Nasser Al-Sonbaty will die from the weight of the love from Team Nasser. Team Nasser will elevate Nasser to the level of bodybuilding god. No one but Team Nasser will care.
Team Nasser will die a sorry death in 2008

Playboy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2007, 10:44:49 AM »

One thing is for sure....it won't be Nasser

Livewire · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2007, 10:51:14 AM »

A subpar cutler wins the O. Wolf gets screwed at 3rd behind vic.

vic M wins the arnold again - he has the winning formula now.
heath gets third behind dex.

titus pleads out after killy turns states evidence.

gh15 continues to lose it.

kamali talks a lot of trash about everyone and still takes 10th at the new york pro

shawn remains quiet as he is now irrelevant

dantelis · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2007, 03:32:18 PM »

More predictions:

The Squadfather will actually post a clear photo on GetBig prompting all the people he baits with "hahahahahaha prove it, post your picture" to finally post their pictures. The Squadfather will criticize each and every one, even the many that put his physique to shame.
Joe Weider will finally go to that big gym in the sky. He will start heaven's (or hell's depending on your view of Joe) first bodybuilding magazine in support of the HFBB (Heavenly Federation of Body Building). Based on the picture below, Jesus will win the first Mr. Heaven contest. Steve Reeves and Reg Park will come in 2nd and 3rd.
The Masters Olympia will be return as a contest. Bob "Chick" Cicherillo will enter to prove his 2006 Masters Pro World win wasn't a fluke.
Ron Avidan will finally dial in his diet and show off the buff body hiding under his full-bodied figure. Fitness/figure babes will swoon.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2007, 03:39:16 PM »

Cantelope will be declared an "enemy combatant" and arrested in grocery stores throughout the land.

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2007, 03:41:06 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on December 05, 2007, 03:39:16 PM

Cantelope will be declared an "enemy combatant" and arrested in grocery stores throughout the land.

WTF hahahah explain?

tommywishbone · « **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2007, 03:48:21 PM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on December 05, 2007, 03:41:06 PM

WTF hahahah explain?

I refuse to answer questions from a produce hater like you.

aussiepro · « **Reply #8 on:** December 05, 2007, 04:02:40 PM »

cutler will win the 2008 MR O and then declare his retirement,
Victor will win the ASC (if he chooses to compete)
Heath will talk shit about how he needs to improve and bail out of doing the olympia AGAIN saying he'll compete in 2015 when he's complete
All the new pros (except ben white and evan) will fade away into oblivion and never be heard of again

dantelis · « **Reply #9 on:** December 05, 2007, 05:12:25 PM »

Quincy Taylor will come in at his biggest and best at the early 2008, only to face humiliating losses to "ankle-biters" with better conditioning.
Shawn Ray's new NY Pro (202-lb and under) contest will be as successful as his past Colorado Pro contests...It will last two years and then disappear.

gordiano · « **Reply #10 on:** December 05, 2007, 06:04:27 PM »

2008 Predictions:

At least 3 pros will be busted for drugs.

Ronnie Coleman will make at least two retarded comments about white bbers.

Shariat Kamali will be bigger and better than ever, just as in 2003, 04, 05, 06, 07.....

Vince G. returns to his 2004 Metrolina form, and shows us again JUST HOW BAD A PERSON CAN LOOK ON STAGE.

Bob Chicardillo will continue to be in the IFBB's pocket, and changing the Weeda's depends.

MD will hire at least 4 former felons to represent their shitty magazine.

Victor Martinez will be linked to at least two different drug busts.

Servio Samuel will make a visit to the hospital after entering EVERY SINGLE FUCKING IFBB SHOW in 2008. Flex magazine will claim Servio was suffering from the "Flu".

Kai Greene's "Pulp Friction" DVD, smashes all bbing DVD sales records (according to Matt C, the DVD sold 1,003 copies).

Lamplighterx · « **Reply #11 on:** December 05, 2007, 06:56:10 PM »

Team Nasser will grow stronger

Blockhead · « **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2007, 06:58:35 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on December 05, 2007, 06:04:27 PM

2008 Predictions:

At least 3 pros will be busted for drugs.

Ronnie Coleman will make at least two retarded comments about white bbers.

Shariat Kamali will be bigger and better than ever, just as in 2003, 04, 05, 06, 07.....

Vince G. returns to his 2004 Metrolina form, and shows us again JUST HOW BAD A PERSON CAN LOOK ON STAGE.

Bob Chicardillo will continue to be in the IFBB's pocket, and changing the Weeda's depends.

MD will hire at least 4 former felons to represent their shitty magazine.

Victor Martinez will be linked to at least two different drug busts.

Servio Samuel will make a visit to the hospital after entering EVERY SINGLE FUCKING IFBB SHOW in 2008. Flex magazine will claim Servio was suffering from the "Flu".

Kai Greene's "Pulp Friction" DVD, smashes all bbing DVD sales records (according to Matt C, the DVD sold 1,003 copies).

LOL!

gordiano · « **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2007, 09:23:24 PM »

2008 Predictions: Part 2

Derek Anthony suffers a terrible "gag-ball" accident that temporarily sidetracks the cock sucking side of his man-whoring career.....not one to quit, his asshole remains open for business, double time.

Immediately after sentencing, Kelly Ryan and Craig Titus give up on Team "jeezus" and join team "suicide".

Lee Priest returns to Cathy Priest, then leaves her for "greener pastures", tattoos the new fitness slut's name, only to have it covered up by another tattoo 3 weeks later....

Kai Greene shows up to a guest posing dressed up as Count "Cockula".

"Female" bbing adopts the two seperate classes concept, and introduces the 4" Penoris and under category.

Several well known Getbig members are Banned by Bob Chicardillo after insulting Jay Cutler's Jock Itch Cream.

Dexter Jackson shows us the spoils of Pro BBing riches in his latest DVD, in which he proudly displays his new $30,000 "Brolex", which he got at the "hook-up" price of $29,900 from a brotha in a back alley....

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2007, 09:40:16 PM »

the Feds will come down hard on the drug companies for selling Advil...dangerous stuff

dantelis · « **Reply #15 on:** December 06, 2007, 08:29:18 AM »

Lee Priest will be re-instated by the IFBB just in time to win the Australian Pro. A day after the win, he will insult the IFBB and join the new IPBB (International Pro Body Builders) division. To celebrate his win and his new freedom from the tyranny of the IFBB, he will cover the rest of his face with tattoos.
Chris Cormier will retire from bodybuilding.

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #16 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:16:10 AM »

The Persian King Kamali will finally win a Pro show and he will get an invite to the Jay Leno, David letterman show, just Like he predicted few yrs ago

Gym dude · « **Reply #17 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:33:42 AM »

1 Jay Cutler will lose his title at the Olympia

2 There will be a film about the murder trail of Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan it will be one of the worst Bodybuilding films of all time

3 The Master Olympia will be back and the Chickster will win the master Mr Olympia

4 Vic will win the Olympia

5 Jay Cutler will Retire from the sport

Mike · « **Reply #18 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:43:12 AM »

Quote from: Gym dude on December 06, 2007, 11:33:42 AM

1 Jay Cutler will lose his title at the Olympia

2 There will be a film about the murder trail of Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan it will be one of the worst Bodybuilding films of all time

3 The Master Olympia will be back and the Chickster will win the master Mr Olympia

4 Vic will win the Olympia

5 Jay Cutler will Retire from the sport

Good predictions but there is no mention of Kai Greene aka Count "Cockula"....classic

dantelis · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2007, 12:48:45 PM »

Nasser and Milos will re-enter bodybuilding competition. At their first competition, Nasser will win over Milos only to be disqualified when his deltoids burst and spray his fellow competitors, the judging panel and the first 10 rows of the auditorium with synthol. Milos will move up a placing, though still will lose to two of his training proteges.
Bob Chick will update his vocabulary on PBW and stop saying "let me ask you a question" and "back in the day" and will stop offering his "advices."

DK II · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2007, 12:58:31 PM »

Quote from: Gym dude on December 06, 2007, 11:33:42 AM

2 There will be a film about the murder trail of Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan it will be one of the worst Bodybuilding films of all time

hahahaahahaaa; i see Derek Anthony starring as Titus!!

will be the worst movie ever made.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #21 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:09:57 PM »

LOL, OMG this is officially the best/funniest Getbig thread ever, this should become a sticky!

MuscleTech will declare bankruptcy 75% faster than any other supplement company.

lol...

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #22 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:11:58 PM »

Ron will join Team Nasser.

candidizzle · « **Reply #23 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:14:55 PM »

ill take the sure thing/safe bets..

muscletech comes out with a breakthrough supplement

Jay cutler wins his third mr. o

darrem charles picks up a victory

branch warrenn continues his transformation into a yoga/palumbo doll

DK II · « **Reply #24 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:19:47 PM »

Quote from: candidizzle on December 10, 2007, 01:14:55 PM

ill take the sure thing/safe bets..

muscletech comes out with a breakthrough supplement ... which is just the same supplement as it was before with more sugar and now called hardcore

Jay cutler wins his third mr. o

darrem charles picks up a victory hahaha, never!

branch warrenn continues his transformation into a yoga/palumbo doll lol, i bet he will implode on stage.