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Title: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 03, 2008, 08:53:48 AM
WTF is wrong with people?  At work the bathroom has 6 urinals, I'm taking a piss in the second from the left, now there are 5 empty urinals but this jackass decides to pull right up to the one next to me.  This is more annoying than the person that grabs the treadmill next to me in the gym when there are 20 empty ones.

Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: The Squadfather on January 03, 2008, 08:56:04 AM
sounds like you're insecure about your penis size. :D
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: shiftedShapes on January 03, 2008, 08:56:14 AM
WTF is wrong with people?  At work the bathroom has 6 urinals, I'm taking a piss in the second from the left, now there are 5 empty urinals but this jackass decides to pull right up to the one next to me.  This is more annoying than the person that grabs the treadmill next to me in the gym when there are 20 empty ones.



txt them this link

http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Captain Equipoise on January 03, 2008, 08:56:26 AM
WTF is wrong with people?  At work the bathroom has 6 urinals, I'm taking a piss in the second from the left, now there are 5 empty urinals but this jackass decides to pull right up to the one next to me.  This is more annoying than the person that grabs the treadmill next to me in the gym when there are 20 empty ones.



Maybe he wanted some company while taking a whizz ?
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Bluto on January 03, 2008, 08:58:14 AM
WTF is wrong with people?  At work the bathroom has 6 urinals, I'm taking a piss in the second from the left, now there are 5 empty urinals but this jackass decides to pull right up to the one next to me.  This is more annoying than the person that grabs the treadmill next to me in the gym when there are 20 empty ones.



maybe he's trying to tell you something? and stop playing hard to get!
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Tapeworm on January 03, 2008, 08:59:17 AM
So Billy... you ever watch gladiator movies?
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: jaejonna on January 03, 2008, 08:59:36 AM
maybe he's trying to tell you something? and stop playing hard to get!
Sounds like a technic that has worked in your favor  :-\
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Monster81 on January 03, 2008, 08:59:52 AM
u just got sexually harrased my freind
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: GoneAway on January 03, 2008, 09:06:46 AM
ur probably an attractive man that even men are drawn to. hey, it happens.
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: HowieW on January 03, 2008, 09:10:02 AM
WTF is wrong with people?  At work the bathroom has 6 urinals, I'm taking a piss in the second from the left, now there are 5 empty urinals but this jackass decides to pull right up to the one next to me.  This is more annoying than the person that grabs the treadmill next to me in the gym when there are 20 empty ones.



Maybe he was trolling for some action and had his bait out, hopeful you would  bite? hehe
You sound kinda anti-social? I suggest moving to a cabin in rural Idaho and taking up mail bombing while writting rambling manifestos against the evils of technology.
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: shiftedShapes on January 03, 2008, 09:10:54 AM
ur probably an attractive man that even men are drawn to. hey, it happens.

Tell me about it

straights are always turning hoping to get a piece of me.
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 03, 2008, 09:15:22 AM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D that game is funny as hell...
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Bluto on January 03, 2008, 09:16:17 AM
Sounds like a technic that has worked in your favor  :-\

nah i make sure im alone in the urinal. i need space
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: GoneAway on January 03, 2008, 09:18:14 AM
not so much turning, but just a subtle movement closer in the urinal, or a 'hey buddy, the weather is nice huh?' sort of thing. if ur hot, male or female, u will either get a very positive reaction from either sex (str8 or hetero), or a very negative (jealous) one. rarely in the middle.
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: 240 is Back on January 03, 2008, 09:33:21 AM
did he tap his foot while he urinated?

did he wear a funny smile?

did he "shake it off" 350 times, instead of the tradidional twice?
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on January 03, 2008, 09:34:41 AM
WTF is wrong with people?  At work the bathroom has 6 urinals, I'm taking a piss in the second from the left, now there are 5 empty urinals but this jackass decides to pull right up to the one next to me.  This is more annoying than the person that grabs the treadmill next to me in the gym when there are 20 empty ones.



You have wwwaaayyy too much time on your hands...
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Below Me on January 03, 2008, 09:39:48 AM
Yeah, must have been that WWWWWWWWWIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD DDEEEEEEEE Stance
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Tapeworm on January 03, 2008, 09:39:58 AM
"If I wanted a joke I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak."
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Bobby on January 03, 2008, 09:46:36 AM
no stalls? :-\
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Petrucci on January 03, 2008, 09:52:16 AM
txt them this link

http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html

i got all right!!!

now i feel more secure  ;D

Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: LatsMcGee on January 04, 2008, 01:58:32 AM
I hate to go against the grain here but the original poster is right.  The middle stall rule is never meant to be broken under any circumstance.  In some countries people are killed for this.
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: shiftedShapes on January 04, 2008, 04:51:18 AM
i got all right!!!

now i feel more secure  ;D



I missed the one at the end where you were supposed to leave the bathroom...that was my hunch, but I didn't no you could do that.
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Tombo on January 04, 2008, 05:05:21 AM
haha good thread
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: fearANDloathing on January 04, 2008, 08:20:56 AM
WTF is wrong with people?  At work the bathroom has 6 urinals, I'm taking a piss in the second from the left, now there are 5 empty urinals but this jackass decides to pull right up to the one next to me.  This is more annoying than the person that grabs the treadmill next to me in the gym when there are 20 empty ones.


Guy was cruising. Don't know where you're from but it use to be horrible like that in NYC up until a few years ago. Now they have nice big barriers between urinals. Thank God.
 
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: gtbro1 on January 04, 2008, 08:23:29 AM

   I blame the Bush Administration. >:(
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: CalvinH on January 04, 2008, 08:27:27 AM
Shoulda just peed on his foot.
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: 240 is Back on January 04, 2008, 08:43:23 AM
Hi Senator Larry Craig.
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Stavios on January 04, 2008, 08:47:46 AM
sounds like you're insecure about your penis size. :D

 ;D
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on January 04, 2008, 09:19:48 AM
WTF is wrong with people?  At work the bathroom has 6 urinals, I'm taking a piss in the second from the left, now there are 5 empty urinals but this jackass decides to pull right up to the one next to me.  This is more annoying than the person that grabs the treadmill next to me in the gym when there are 20 empty ones.



If you don't pull your pants down to your ankles @ urinals this won't happen.

ta ta
Title: Re: Choosing the right Urinal
Post by: Man of Steel on January 04, 2008, 10:07:38 AM
WTF is wrong with people?  At work the bathroom has 6 urinals, I'm taking a piss in the second from the left, now there are 5 empty urinals but this jackass decides to pull right up to the one next to me.  This is more annoying than the person that grabs the treadmill next to me in the gym when there are 20 empty ones.



Maybe he was tired of admiring your pants bulge and wanted to peep your unsheathed dong.