Author Topic: Choosing the right Urinal (Read 2373 times)

El Diablo Blanco · « **on:** January 03, 2008, 08:53:48 AM »

WTF is wrong with people? At work the bathroom has 6 urinals, I'm taking a piss in the second from the left, now there are 5 empty urinals but this jackass decides to pull right up to the one next to me. This is more annoying than the person that grabs the treadmill next to me in the gym when there are 20 empty ones.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #1 on:** January 03, 2008, 08:56:04 AM »

sounds like you're insecure about your penis size.

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #2 on:** January 03, 2008, 08:56:14 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 03, 2008, 08:53:48 AM

txt them this link

http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #3 on:** January 03, 2008, 08:56:26 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 03, 2008, 08:53:48 AM

Maybe he wanted some company while taking a whizz ?

Bluto · « **Reply #4 on:** January 03, 2008, 08:58:14 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 03, 2008, 08:53:48 AM

maybe he's trying to tell you something? and stop playing hard to get!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #5 on:** January 03, 2008, 08:59:17 AM »

So Billy... you ever watch gladiator movies?

jaejonna · « **Reply #6 on:** January 03, 2008, 08:59:36 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on January 03, 2008, 08:58:14 AM

Sounds like a technic that has worked in your favor $:-\$

Monster81 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 03, 2008, 08:59:52 AM »

u just got sexually harrased my freind

GoneAway · « **Reply #8 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:06:46 AM »

ur probably an attractive man that even men are drawn to. hey, it happens.

HowieW · « **Reply #9 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:10:02 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 03, 2008, 08:53:48 AM

Maybe he was trolling for some action and had his bait out, hopeful you would bite? hehe
You sound kinda anti-social? I suggest moving to a cabin in rural Idaho and taking up mail bombing while writting rambling manifestos against the evils of technology.

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #10 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:10:54 AM »

Quote from: GoneAway on January 03, 2008, 09:06:46 AM

Tell me about it

straights are always turning hoping to get a piece of me.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #11 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:15:22 AM »

that game is funny as hell...

Bluto · « **Reply #12 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:16:17 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on January 03, 2008, 08:59:36 AM

nah i make sure im alone in the urinal. i need space

GoneAway · « **Reply #13 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:18:14 AM »

not so much turning, but just a subtle movement closer in the urinal, or a 'hey buddy, the weather is nice huh?' sort of thing. if ur hot, male or female, u will either get a very positive reaction from either sex (str8 or hetero), or a very negative (jealous) one. rarely in the middle.

240 is Back · « **Reply #14 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:33:21 AM »

did he tap his foot while he urinated?

did he wear a funny smile?

did he "shake it off" 350 times, instead of the tradidional twice?

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #15 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:34:41 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 03, 2008, 08:53:48 AM

You have wwwaaayyy too much time on your hands...

Below Me · « **Reply #16 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:39:48 AM »

Yeah, must have been that WWWWWWWWWIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD DDEEEEEEEE Stance

Tapeworm · « **Reply #17 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:39:58 AM »

"If I wanted a joke I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak."

Bobby · « **Reply #18 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:46:36 AM »

no stalls? $:-\$

Petrucci · « **Reply #19 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:52:16 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on January 03, 2008, 08:56:14 AM

i got all right!!!

now i feel more secure

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #20 on:** January 04, 2008, 01:58:32 AM »

I hate to go against the grain here but the original poster is right. The middle stall rule is never meant to be broken under any circumstance. In some countries people are killed for this.

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #21 on:** January 04, 2008, 04:51:18 AM »

Quote from: Petrucci on January 03, 2008, 09:52:16 AM

I missed the one at the end where you were supposed to leave the bathroom...that was my hunch, but I didn't no you could do that.

Tombo · « **Reply #22 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:05:21 AM »

haha good thread

fearANDloathing · « **Reply #23 on:** January 04, 2008, 08:20:56 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 03, 2008, 08:53:48 AM

Guy was cruising. Don't know where you're from but it use to be horrible like that in NYC up until a few years ago. Now they have nice big barriers between urinals. Thank God.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 04, 2008, 08:23:29 AM »

I blame the Bush Administration.