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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: El Diablo Blanco on January 07, 2008, 08:32:59 AM
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So I just saw the world's worst New years resolutioner today at the gym. This dumbass obviously has never been to the gym before. He was this fat guy in his early 20's wearing a normal T-shirt with the sleeves rolled up as high as the can go showing off his hairy upper arm farmer's tan. This guy was walking around with his arms so flared out you wonder if his armpits were burning, his beer belly was pushed out so far he looked 8 monthe pregnant. He gets on the bench, puts one plate a side and psychs himself up. I had to watch this. This clown has his buddy help him get the bar up and he bangs out 3 reps of 2 inches. He barely bent his elbows. I was just standing there in amazement. He gets up like he is swole and puts on another plate. 5 mintues of him pacing back and forth to get psyched up he does the same, he barely even moved the bar for another 3 reps, does this again with 3 plates a side, the worst thing I have ever seen happens. He stands up not looking to good and throws up all over the bench and floor. It was nasty, it looked like whole tomotoes and potatoes came up. He stood there in horror and then started crying like a little girl and ran straight out of the gym. It had to be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. The entire gym cleared out because of the smell. What a freaking loser.
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Vomit is not a sexy dinner topic.
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He wont recover
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hahahhaa, why doesn't this shit ever happen at my gym? ;D
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Probably that hardcore pre-workout drink he consumed :-\
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You know someone is serious about the gym when they work out in jeans. ::)
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For some GetBiggers, their New Years Resolution should be:
Paragraphs!!!!
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You know someone is serious about the gym when they work out in jeans. ::)
Hahaha, exactly. he had on black cotton khakis. Straight up idiot. Never saw him at the gym before and probably never will again.
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Why do people always run out of the gym? Every gym story people 'run' out of the gym. wtf.
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attempting 315 after already failing at 135 = hardcore.
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So I just saw the world's worst New years resolutioner today at the gym. This dumbass obviously has never been to the gym before. He was this fat guy in his early 20's wearing a normal T-shirt with the sleeves rolled up as high as the can go showing off his hairy upper arm farmer's tan. This guy was walking around with his arms so flared out you wonder if his armpits were burning, his beer belly was pushed out so far he looked 8 monthe pregnant. He gets on the bench, puts one plate a side and psychs himself up. I had to watch this. This clown has his buddy help him get the bar up and he bangs out 3 reps of 2 inches. He barely bent his elbows. I was just standing there in amazement. He gets up like he is swole and puts on another plate. 5 mintues of him pacing back and forth to get psyched up he does the same, he barely even moved the bar for another 3 reps, does this again with 3 plates a side, the worst thing I have ever seen happens. He stands up not looking to good and throws up all over the bench and floor. It was nasty, it looked like whole tomotoes and potatoes came up. He stood there in horror and then started crying like a little girl and ran straight out of the gym. It had to be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. The entire gym cleared out because of the smell. What a freaking loser.
I though I felt somebody staring at me. Next time just introduce yourself maybe we can bang the iron together. I promise I won't throw up on you. :P
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So I just saw the world's worst New years resolutioner today at the gym. This dumbass obviously has never been to the gym before. He was this fat guy in his early 20's wearing a normal T-shirt with the sleeves rolled up as high as the can go showing off his hairy upper arm farmer's tan. This guy was walking around with his arms so flared out you wonder if his armpits were burning, his beer belly was pushed out so far he looked 8 monthe pregnant. He gets on the bench, puts one plate a side and psychs himself up. I had to watch this. This clown has his buddy help him get the bar up and he bangs out 3 reps of 2 inches. He barely bent his elbows. I was just standing there in amazement. He gets up like he is swole and puts on another plate. 5 mintues of him pacing back and forth to get psyched up he does the same, he barely even moved the bar for another 3 reps, does this again with 3 plates a side, the worst thing I have ever seen happens. He stands up not looking to good and throws up all over the bench and floor. It was nasty, it looked like whole tomotoes and potatoes came up. He stood there in horror and then started crying like a little girl and ran straight out of the gym. It had to be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. The entire gym cleared out because of the smell. What a freaking loser.
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Self-pwning....classic.
Now change your username.
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I never see this kind of shit.
I did once witness a fat woman fall off a treadmill..it was quite funny, like an episode of gym jackass.
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Yeah, I love the fat people that walk around like they are "big." Kind of reminds me of a guy at my gym who walks into the gym wearing a jacket that says "security" on it. Takes off his jacket and hes wearing a tank top, and his big fucking belly is popping out. Dude must be 5'9" 300 pounds with at least 40% if not more bodyfat. He puts 4 plates on the hack squats and goes down about 2 inches LOLZ. Stupid asshole!
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Why do people always run out of the gym? Every gym story people 'run' out of the gym. wtf.
Are you perhaps implying that these stories are not true?
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hes wearing a tank top
To me,the only ones who should be wearing tank tops are the pros.
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To me,the only ones who should be wearing tank tops are the pros.
Really? Why? What's wrong with tank tops?
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Really? Why? What's wrong with tank tops?
You have to be huge and ripped to pull it off. It looks fucking gay when average shmucks wear them in the gym. just my opinion.
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You have to be huge and ripped to pull it off. It looks fucking gay when average shmucks wear them in the gym. just my opinion.
Hmm never really notice what other dudes wear. Guess I should start paying attention.
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attempting 315 after already failing at 135 = hardcore.
Theres an Asian guy at my gym who every week puts 3 plates a side on the bench, then fights to get the weight up for 1 rep with the help of his spotter.
Then he adds another half plate a side!!
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Hmm never really notice what other dudes wear. Guess I should start paying attention.
Skinny dudes wear that shit in my gym all day long. It looks whack.Especially the ricans and brazilians.I'm 45 so maybe I'm out of the loop.
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This is why tanktops shouldnt be allowed in the gym because of kids like this lol
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Exactly. Show some respect.
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This is why tanktops shouldnt be allowed in the gym because of kids like this lol
More disturbing is the shmuck training the kid.
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More disturbing is the shmuck training the kid.
LOL...I was thinking the same thing. Was wondering who was the bigger douchebag, the "trainer" or the "trainee" LOL
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LOL...I was thinking the same thing. Was wondering who was the bigger douchebag, the "trainer" or the "trainee" LOL
At least you know where the kid got the idea.He may have some hope. The trainer doesn't have a chance in hell.
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At least you know where the kid got the idea.He may have some hope. The trainer doesn't have a chance in hell.
When hes doing side raises toward the end, it looks like his arms are about to tear off his body lol
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That is sick dude.
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When hes doing side raises toward the end, it looks like his arms are about to tear off his body lol
Arms?I thought those were potatoe sticks.Lightly salty.
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Arms?I thought those were potatoe sticks.Lightly salty.
Potatoe sticks are too thick. I would say more like stringbeans :)
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Potatoe sticks are too thick. I would say more like stringbeans :)
you're too kind sir. Twine maybe?
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you're too kind sir. Twine maybe?
Yeah, I don't think there is anything thinner than twine lol
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So I just saw the world's worst New years resolutioner today at the gym. This dumbass obviously has never been to the gym before. He was this fat guy in his early 20's wearing a normal T-shirt with the sleeves rolled up as high as the can go showing off his hairy upper arm farmer's tan. This guy was walking around with his arms so flared out you wonder if his armpits were burning, his beer belly was pushed out so far he looked 8 monthe pregnant. He gets on the bench, puts one plate a side and psychs himself up. I had to watch this. This clown has his buddy help him get the bar up and he bangs out 3 reps of 2 inches. He barely bent his elbows. I was just standing there in amazement. He gets up like he is swole and puts on another plate. 5 mintues of him pacing back and forth to get psyched up he does the same, he barely even moved the bar for another 3 reps, does this again with 3 plates a side, the worst thing I have ever seen happens. He stands up not looking to good and throws up all over the bench and floor. It was nasty, it looked like whole tomotoes and potatoes came up. He stood there in horror and then started crying like a little girl and ran straight out of the gym. It had to be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. The entire gym cleared out because of the smell. What a freaking loser.
He's a loser? What about the guy who took notes to relay the story here!!
ta ta
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Unfortunate for those mishaps at the gym. I go to the gym and focus on myself. If you spend too much time watching and criticizing someone do their workout, you need a life. I commend people of all fitness level, to be at the gym. It is difficult for many to step into the gym because of the feeling of intimidation in a room of fit people, who they fear will kick sand in their face. It's the gym, not highschool.
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I thought it was cool and hardcore to throw up during a workout........at least that what I saw on the Milos Hardcore training segment on bodybuilding.com........ you should refer this dude to the Koleseum Gym, throwing up there happens frequently and is accepted, no need to cry after, there you can walk around with you head held high!
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Unfortunate for those mishaps at the gym. I go to the gym and focus on myself. If you spend too much time watching and criticizing someone do their workout, you need a life. I commend people of all fitness level, to be at the gym. It is difficult for many to step into the gym because of the feeling of intimidation in a room of fit people, who they fear will kick sand in their face. It's the gym, not highschool.
Exactly. People here often wonder why fat people won't start working out when they're so fat, but i don't think it makes starting exercising any easier when they know that there are people at the gym who just concentrate on the beginners and "not so fit" people, and then write stories about them on the internet forums.
Then again, no matter how much you're focusing on yourself, i think it's quite impossible to notice if someone throws up next to you ;)
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Exactly. People here often wonder why fat people won't start working out when they're so fat, but i don't think it makes starting exercising any easier when they know that there are people at the gym who just concentrate on the beginners and "not so fit" people, and then write stories about them on the internet forums.
Then again, no matter how much you're focusing on yourself, i think it's quite impossible to notice if someone throws up next to you ;)
I'll help anybody.Except those who choose to wear tanktops.
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I'll help anybody.Except those who choose to wear tanktops.
Often the skinny guys wearing tank tops don't think they need help, they think they're already big and knows everything there is to know :-\
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Unfortunate for those mishaps at the gym. I go to the gym and focus on myself. If you spend too much time watching and criticizing someone do their workout, you need a life. I commend people of all fitness level, to be at the gym. It is difficult for many to step into the gym because of the feeling of intimidation in a room of fit people, who they fear will kick sand in their face. It's the gym, not highschool.
You must have serious focus to block out all around you. How old were you when you acquired this Jedi mind skill?
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While I was a trainer at a very posh gym, I was training a lady very hard on the Nautilus Duo Squat (great machine, btw).
She starts to really push, but she always needed to be reminded to breathe, as she would hold her breath from time to time.
Well, as she is pushing really hard on one rep, all you hear is one of the loudest farts one could ever hear. I suspect she shat her pants, as she literally ran to the ladies room.
The whole gym was fucking laughing hysterically, and I tried to keep my composure, as I didn't want to embarass my client more than she already was, but I couldn't help it.
She spent like 10 minutes in the bathroom and told me that she had thrown up from the intensity and that it was probably best that she went home.
When she left, the whole gym started laughing again.
I felt bad for her.
LMAO. Best shit ever. ;D
Did she ever come back?
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You must have serious focus to block out all around you. How old were you when you acquired this Jedi mind skill?
i love these stone faced warriors who don't notice anything around them in between curling the massive 30's, they stare at the ground between "sets" and are SO FUCCKING INTENSE, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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i love these stone faced warriors who don't notice anything around them in between curling the massive 30's, they stare at the ground between "sets" and are SO FUCCKING INTENSE, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
they're missing a pretty good show
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they're missing a pretty good show
funniest thing about it is that 99 percent of the time the biggest strongest motherfucckers in the gym are the guys laughing, joking and in a good mood and it's almost always the 171 pounders doing 135 pound seated cable row/hyperextension supersets who are scowling at everyone. ::)
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funniest thing about it is that 99 percent of the time the biggest strongest motherfucckers in the gym are the guys laughing, joking and in a good mood and it's almost always the 171 pounders doing 135 pound seated cable row/hyperextension supersets who are scowling at everyone. ::)
so what you're saying is most of lying fucks on this board are scowling during workouts?
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This is the absolute worst time of year. It never fails. The gym is packed with all the new years resolutionists taking up space in the gym. God, why can't it be spring already...
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This is the absolute worst time of year. It never fails. The gym is packed with all the new years resolutionists taking up space in the gym. God, why can't it be spring already...
At least here, the spring is maybe even worse. There's all these people who only come to gym when the beach season approaches, thinking they can get that "beach body" in one month :-\
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funniest thing about it is that 99 percent of the time the biggest strongest motherfucckers in the gym are the guys laughing, joking and in a good mood and it's almost always the 171 pounders doing 135 pound seated cable row/hyperextension supersets who are scowling at everyone. ::)
Its those dudes that do 10 pound pound latterals while his buddy is "spotting" him from behind grunting loud to make people think they are intense, then once done with their sets, throw the weight down and start their 30 second TapOut shadow boxing routine.
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i love these stone faced warriors who don't notice anything around them in between curling the massive 30's, they stare at the ground between "sets" and are SO FUCCKING INTENSE, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
hahaha, Sounds like me though...hahah
I usually find, the strongest/biggest guys are usually geared up and train half as hard as me. In fact, I saw this one science experiment the other day...probably 6' 8" 270lbs @5%bf...he then proceeds to do bent over rows with 95lbs on the squat rack, followed by doing 2 plates on the power squat machine. I'm sure he was working on the "mind muscle" connection. Just goes to show, with the right drugs, genetics, and maybe diet...you can attain big things in a gym, while exerting minimal effort. These guys get no respect from me...total losers. I've seen national level competitors at my gym train like fucking girl scouts. It's not even bodybuilding to me, just drug experimentation.
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I totally admitt that I do not stay "stone-faced" between sets. I am too busy checking out tits and ass and talking to the MILF's :) LOL
Actually reminds me of the kid I saw the other day. Dude is wearing a hat and a sweatshirt with a hood on it. Not only is he wearing the hat, hes also wearing the hood and listening to his IPOD, totally ignoring everyone as he bangs out brutal reps with 125 on barbell shurgs. I bet he reads the animalpak site right before the gym :)