So I just saw the world's worst New years resolutioner today at the gym. This dumbass obviously has never been to the gym before. He was this fat guy in his early 20's wearing a normal T-shirt with the sleeves rolled up as high as the can go showing off his hairy upper arm farmer's tan. This guy was walking around with his arms so flared out you wonder if his armpits were burning, his beer belly was pushed out so far he looked 8 monthe pregnant. He gets on the bench, puts one plate a side and psychs himself up. I had to watch this. This clown has his buddy help him get the bar up and he bangs out 3 reps of 2 inches. He barely bent his elbows. I was just standing there in amazement. He gets up like he is swole and puts on another plate. 5 mintues of him pacing back and forth to get psyched up he does the same, he barely even moved the bar for another 3 reps, does this again with 3 plates a side, the worst thing I have ever seen happens. He stands up not looking to good and throws up all over the bench and floor. It was nasty, it looked like whole tomotoes and potatoes came up. He stood there in horror and then started crying like a little girl and ran straight out of the gym. It had to be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. The entire gym cleared out because of the smell. What a freaking loser.
