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Title: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Stark on January 23, 2008, 09:53:33 AM
hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked :D :D
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: pumpster on January 23, 2008, 09:58:01 AM
Sounds like one of those "you had to be there" moments *yawn*
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: DK II on January 23, 2008, 09:58:33 AM
lol!

It's great to have a wife that loves Action movies!

I watched 300 and Casino Royale with my wife last week. 300 is a great movie, we watched it again the next day.
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Post by: spinnis on January 23, 2008, 10:00:07 AM
You should have slapped her...
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: youandme on January 23, 2008, 10:01:30 AM
You should have slapped her...

easy dude he's not a muslim
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: m8 on January 23, 2008, 10:02:30 AM
In that case, kill her first.
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: dan18 on January 23, 2008, 10:03:07 AM
hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathingI nearly chocked :D :D
She said the same thing to me when i asked if i could put it in her ass.. ;D
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Bluto on January 23, 2008, 10:06:45 AM
another pussy whipped guy

Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: DK II on January 23, 2008, 10:08:42 AM
another pussy whipped guy



Hey Messias, how were your two training sessions, burger king lunch, xbox360 and ps3 sessions and your two girlfriends today??
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Livewire on January 23, 2008, 10:08:42 AM
another pussy whipped guy



Sounds like "Stark", if that is his real name, wears the skirt in that household.
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: dan18 on January 23, 2008, 10:10:05 AM
another pussy whipped guy


Better than cock whipped like yourself...
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 23, 2008, 10:11:12 AM
hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked :D :D

why did canada pass a law allowing same sex marriages?
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: DK II on January 23, 2008, 10:12:31 AM
Sounds like "Stark", if that is his real name, wears the skirt in that household.

hahaha, you're just jealous that his wife has a great humor and loves good movies, not that "hugh Grant" shit you have to watch with your girlfriend.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: _bruce_ on January 23, 2008, 10:15:42 AM
Say goodbye to your dick Stark!  ;D
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: emn1964 on January 23, 2008, 10:58:50 AM
She said the same thing to me when i asked  if i could put it in her ass.. ;D

You asked if you could put it in Stark's wife's ass?  I didn't ask.  She begged me to fk her in the ass. ;D
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 23, 2008, 11:02:49 AM
Can't say I blame her.
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 23, 2008, 11:06:27 AM
Say goodbye to your dick Stark!  ;D

your question implies that he has one...based on this thread clearly his makes tea for her on a regular basis

"gayer than making mint tea for your wife"
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Army of One on January 23, 2008, 11:07:47 AM
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

Just tell the bitch tonight she can go catch your dinner as well as cook it.
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: _bruce_ on January 23, 2008, 11:14:34 AM
your question implies that he has one...based on this thread clearly his makes tea for her on a regular basis

"gayer than making mint tea for your wife"

All balls but no dick - must be a high-pressured existence  ;D
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Post by: cht868 on January 23, 2008, 11:16:03 AM
dude, u need to learn to put ur bitch in check
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Post by: driverant on January 23, 2008, 11:22:31 AM
your question implies that he has one...based on this thread clearly his makes tea for her on a regular basis

"gayer than making mint tea for your wife"

Anyone who mixes fucking and love should be shot. True friendship is between brothers, between women it's all about intercourse lol, that's what women are done for, they don't know how to be friend, they just tease and tease to test your character.

Anyone who sayes they have a long loving relationship with their girlfreind or wife is full of shit.
"you can't be single", that's the only reason you people date, because getting one night pussy is "wrong" or something.

hope your wifes get raped

Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: m8 on January 23, 2008, 11:26:29 AM
Anyone who mixes fucking and love should be shot. True friendship is between brothers, between women it's all about intercourse lol, that's what women are done for, they don't know how to be friend, they just tease and tease to test your character.

Anyone who sayes they have a long loving relationship with their girlfreind or wife is full of shit.
"you can't be single", that's the only reason you people date, because getting one night pussy is "wrong" or something.

hope your wifes get raped



When did you stop talking about long black penises?
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: SF1900 on January 23, 2008, 11:31:46 AM
This thread is nothing without pictures. When she tries to kill you, see if you can take a picture :)
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: SF1900 on January 23, 2008, 11:32:23 AM
When did you stop talking about long black penises?

Oddly enough, he replied to a post of mine today and did not mention one black penis. I was actually kind of proud of him lol
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Post by: Sir William Idol on January 23, 2008, 11:35:43 AM
hahhah, someone post that picture of starks tattoo
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Petrucci on January 23, 2008, 11:51:57 AM
next time she tell this to you, go to your bedroom and appear in the kitchen like this

(http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/13964-3/hostel.jpg)

if she blink, use the saw!!!
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Arkadius on January 23, 2008, 12:31:54 PM
Is she Latvian?hmm...you don't wanna mess with former soviets dude she might have meant that ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: DK II on January 23, 2008, 12:32:30 PM
When did you stop talking about long black penises?

he won't.

driverant dreams of black cocks all day.
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Stark on January 24, 2008, 01:26:27 AM
another pussy whipped guy



::)
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Kwon on January 24, 2008, 01:57:58 AM
Stark

Good story actually!

Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Purge_WTF on January 24, 2008, 07:13:47 AM
hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked :D :D

  Wanna play billiards sometime? I'll spot you two balls.
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: siouxcountry on January 24, 2008, 09:01:07 AM
What does this have to do with bodybuilding?

hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked :D :D
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Stark on January 24, 2008, 09:04:24 AM
What does this have to do with bodybuilding?


it's the other way around retard ::)
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Smokincrazy on January 24, 2008, 10:20:23 AM
Might have to take some juice so that you're big enough to stand up to her
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Bronx on January 24, 2008, 03:31:07 PM
This thread is hilarious considering anyone in here with a girlfriend would never have even remotely enough of the balls to say the shit that you are in here! HAHAHAHA...classic GB material.
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: arce377 on January 25, 2008, 02:25:28 AM
:D
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Stark on January 25, 2008, 03:27:54 AM
This thread is hilarious considering anyone in here with a girlfriend would never have even remotely enough of the balls to say the shit that you are in here! HAHAHAHA...classic GB material.

Lol I totaly agree :D
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: affeman on January 25, 2008, 03:40:12 AM
hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked :D :D

Your wife can't talk "Stark". Youre hallucinating again.... ::)

(http://www.props-n-frocks.co.uk/prodimages/accessories/henstag/AJ001.jpg)
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: pedro01 on January 25, 2008, 05:04:19 AM
hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked :D :D

Latvian, eh ?

How much did you pay for one of those ?
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: DK II on January 25, 2008, 05:23:05 AM
Latvian, eh ?

How much did you pay for one of those ?

Is there something, "pedro"?
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Stark on January 25, 2008, 06:02:05 AM
Latvian, eh ?

How much did you pay for one of those ?

So listen...how did the border crossing go for ya? All ok?
Are you officially still a wetback or did you already qualify as a dirty Mexican?
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Tombo on January 25, 2008, 07:50:36 AM
Anyone who mixes fucking and love should be shot. True friendship is between brothers, between women it's all about intercourse lol, that's what women are done for, they don't know how to be friend, they just tease and tease to test your character.

Anyone who sayes they have a long loving relationship with their girlfreind or wife is full of shit.
"you can't be single", that's the only reason you people date, because getting one night pussy is "wrong" or something.

hope your wifes get raped



ah well, heres a man starved of everything 'he doesnt want' and has a fair bit to show for it i must say
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: w8m8 on January 25, 2008, 09:30:01 AM

Anyone who mixes fucking and love should be shot. True friendship is between brothers, between women it's all about intercourse lol, that's what women are done for, they don't know how to be friend, they just tease and tease to test your character.

Anyone who sayes they have a long loving relationship with their girlfreind or wife is full of shit.
"you can't be single", that's the only reason you people date, because getting one night pussy is "wrong" or something.




you're mental


strikes me as odd how you managed to get a >>>   lol  <<< in that post  ::)
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: 24KT on January 25, 2008, 05:50:25 PM
hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked :D :D

{LOL}  Stark, I think this means the honeymoon is officially over!  :D
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Tombo on January 25, 2008, 07:23:51 PM
who let you in this thread?
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: Deicide on January 25, 2008, 07:45:35 PM
hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked :D :D

Die Ehe ist nichts anderes als gesellschaftlich anerkannte Sklaverei und Du hast Dich darauf eingelassen, warum auch immer, wohl weil Du Steuerverguenstigungen bekommen wolltest.
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on January 26, 2008, 04:56:26 AM
saw rambo yesterday....


he kills EVERYONE in burma..

btw..isn't that mianmar now??
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Post by: G.R.H. on January 26, 2008, 02:42:15 PM
obviously, the woman can't take a joke! she'll get over it though....in about 4 years! buy her some damn roses or something and bang the shit out of her! that'll work! if not, hack her to pieces like nicholson in the shining! (wendy! heeeere's johnny!)  ;D
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: trab on January 26, 2008, 07:57:32 PM
hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked :D :D

Relax, Relax  She'll just cut yur dick off when your asleep.... Well get you on a cycle yet Stark
OUT OF NECESSITY....  ;D
Title: Re: My wife wants to kill me... seriously
Post by: 24KT on January 26, 2008, 11:18:15 PM
who let you in this thread?

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_aYmx3hE2E8E/RgMucdAdVoI/AAAAAAAAADQ/IFvNfrr6GZ4/s320/homer_kiss_my_ass-t.jpg)
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Post by: pedro01 on January 27, 2008, 07:01:07 AM
So listen...how did the border crossing go for ya? All ok?
Are you officially still a wetback or did you already qualify as a dirty Mexican?


Border crossing ????

I did go to Wales once, but to be honest I didn't notice a border.