Author Topic: My wife wants to kill me... seriously (Read 4300 times)

Petrucci · « **Reply #25 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:51:57 AM »

next time she tell this to you, go to your bedroom and appear in the kitchen like this

if she blink, use the saw!!!

Arkadius · « **Reply #26 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:31:54 PM »

Is she Latvian?hmm...you don't wanna mess with former soviets dude she might have meant that

DK II · « **Reply #27 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:32:30 PM »

Quote from: m8 on January 23, 2008, 11:26:29 AM

When did you stop talking about long black penises?

he won't.

driverant dreams of black cocks all day.

Stark · « **Reply #28 on:** January 24, 2008, 01:26:27 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on January 23, 2008, 10:06:45 AM

another pussy whipped guy

Kwon · « **Reply #29 on:** January 24, 2008, 01:57:58 AM »

Stark

Good story actually!

Purge_WTF · « **Reply #30 on:** January 24, 2008, 07:13:47 AM »

Quote from: Stark on January 23, 2008, 09:53:33 AM

hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked

Wanna play billiards sometime? I'll spot you two balls.

siouxcountry · « **Reply #31 on:** January 24, 2008, 09:01:07 AM »

What does this have to do with bodybuilding?

Quote from: Stark on January 23, 2008, 09:53:33 AM

hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked

Stark · « **Reply #32 on:** January 24, 2008, 09:04:24 AM »

Quote from: siouxcountry on January 24, 2008, 09:01:07 AM

What does this have to do with bodybuilding?

it's the other way around retard

Smokincrazy · « **Reply #33 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:20:23 AM »

Might have to take some juice so that you're big enough to stand up to her

Bronx · « **Reply #34 on:** January 24, 2008, 03:31:07 PM »

This thread is hilarious considering anyone in here with a girlfriend would never have even remotely enough of the balls to say the shit that you are in here! HAHAHAHA...classic GB material.

arce377 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:25:28 AM »

Stark · « **Reply #36 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:27:54 AM »

Quote from: Bronx on January 24, 2008, 03:31:07 PM

This thread is hilarious considering anyone in here with a girlfriend would never have even remotely enough of the balls to say the shit that you are in here! HAHAHAHA...classic GB material.

Lol I totaly agree

affeman · « **Reply #37 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:40:12 AM »

Quote from: Stark on January 23, 2008, 09:53:33 AM

hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked

Your wife can't talk "Stark". Youre hallucinating again....

pedro01 · « **Reply #38 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:04:19 AM »

Quote from: Stark on January 23, 2008, 09:53:33 AM

hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked

Latvian, eh ?

How much did you pay for one of those ?

DK II · « **Reply #39 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:23:05 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on January 25, 2008, 05:04:19 AM

Latvian, eh ?

How much did you pay for one of those ?

Is there something, "pedro"?

Stark · « **Reply #40 on:** January 25, 2008, 06:02:05 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on January 25, 2008, 05:04:19 AM

Latvian, eh ?

How much did you pay for one of those ?

So listen...how did the border crossing go for ya? All ok?
Are you officially still a wetback or did you already qualify as a dirty Mexican?

Tombo · « **Reply #41 on:** January 25, 2008, 07:50:36 AM »

Quote from: driverant on January 23, 2008, 11:22:31 AM

Anyone who mixes fucking and love should be shot. True friendship is between brothers, between women it's all about intercourse lol, that's what women are done for, they don't know how to be friend, they just tease and tease to test your character.

Anyone who sayes they have a long loving relationship with their girlfreind or wife is full of shit.
"you can't be single", that's the only reason you people date, because getting one night pussy is "wrong" or something.

hope your wifes get raped

ah well, heres a man starved of everything 'he doesnt want' and has a fair bit to show for it i must say

w8m8 · « **Reply #42 on:** January 25, 2008, 09:30:01 AM »

Quote from: driverant on January 23, 2008, 11:22:31 AM

Anyone who mixes fucking and love should be shot. True friendship is between brothers, between women it's all about intercourse lol, that's what women are done for, they don't know how to be friend, they just tease and tease to test your character.

Anyone who sayes they have a long loving relationship with their girlfreind or wife is full of shit.
"you can't be single", that's the only reason you people date, because getting one night pussy is "wrong" or something.

you're mental

strikes me as odd how you managed to get a >>> lol <<< in that post

24KT · « **Reply #43 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:50:25 PM »

Quote from: Stark on January 23, 2008, 09:53:33 AM

hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked

{LOL} Stark, I think this means the honeymoon is officially over!

Tombo · « **Reply #44 on:** January 25, 2008, 07:23:51 PM »

who let you in this thread?

Deicide · « **Reply #45 on:** January 25, 2008, 07:45:35 PM »

Quote from: Stark on January 23, 2008, 09:53:33 AM

hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked

Die Ehe ist nichts anderes als gesellschaftlich anerkannte Sklaverei und Du hast Dich darauf eingelassen, warum auch immer, wohl weil Du Steuerverguenstigungen bekommen wolltest.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #46 on:** January 26, 2008, 04:56:26 AM »

saw rambo yesterday....

he kills EVERYONE in burma..

btw..isn't that mianmar now??

G.R.H. · « **Reply #47 on:** January 26, 2008, 02:42:15 PM »

obviously, the woman can't take a joke! she'll get over it though....in about 4 years! buy her some damn roses or something and bang the shit out of her! that'll work! if not, hack her to pieces like nicholson in the shining! (wendy! heeeere's johnny!)

trab · « **Reply #48 on:** January 26, 2008, 07:57:32 PM »

Quote from: Stark on January 23, 2008, 09:53:33 AM

hahah so my wife loves real good gory action movies, she loved Rocky and No Country of Old men she very much looks
forward to Rambo and loved the trailor...

A couple of days ago she asks me if I can make a tea for her, I say (joking) get your own god damn tea "woman"...
She looks at me with this serious face and says (with an Latvian English accent)

You know if you're pushed...killing is as easy as breathing

I nearly chocked

Relax, Relax She'll just cut yur dick off when your asleep.... Well get you on a cycle yet Stark
OUT OF NECESSITY....

24KT · « **Reply #49 on:** January 26, 2008, 11:18:15 PM »

Quote from: Tombo on January 25, 2008, 07:23:51 PM

who let you in this thread?

Author Topic: My wife wants to kill me... seriously (Read 4300 times)

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