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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Busted on February 01, 2008, 03:10:52 PM
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Discuss...
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Easily "Ironneck" Mower - unbreakable upper spine.
Derek would try to intimidate King Mower with a bloody fist and some tough guy stories... after that maybe a vouge-like left with his Jetfuel-handbag...
...after that Mower would brutally reanimate him to death ;D
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Totally agreed. Derek would get stomped by the man who fears no man
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mower is the man, watch out derek
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mower is tough to beat
with a neck like that he cant get knocked out because a hit to the head wont shake it, the neck holding it in place is too strong
and you cant choke the guy out either.
mowers achilles heel is getting caught in an armbar
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Mower is a cage-fighter!
Mower wears "Tapout" shirts!
Mower has POLICE dispatcher training!
All DA's got going for him is he sucks the fastest dick in the west.
Mower by a NECK!
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Mower is a cage-fighter!
Mower wears "Tapout" shirts!
Mower has POLICE dispatcher training!
All DA's got going for him is he sucks the fastest dick in the west.
Mower by a NECK!
you fear the man.
and rightfully so.
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you fear the man.
and rightfully so.
Everyone fears the man who fears no man!
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Ok. If anyone has a moment I'd appreciate it but can someone give me a cliff notes version of the history of MOWER and how he came to be one of the biggest legends in Getbig history?
I think I get it but I'd still appreciate a crash course on him. Thanks.
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MOWER was before my career here. I kind of follow but was he some schmoe who used to post like he was badass and a huge BB/ladies man and then he got exposed?
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MOWER was before my career here. I kind of follow but was he some schmoe who used to post like he was badass and a huge BB/ladies man and then he got exposed?
Mower was a 3rd shift security guard at Harper College in Palatine, IL , the very hometown of your real life friend the Beast.
He had an unhealthy obsession with Jodi Miller, who "left" him for the studly Jeff McFarland. When Jeff and Jodi announced they were moving to a town a few miles away from L.A., a few days later Mower announced he was moving to the very same town in California for a "job opportunity". It was all a big coincidence.
In general, Mower is a skinny guy with some kind of a genetic defect that enables him to look the way he does. He frequented fitness shows, was "friends" with many fitness girls who made fun of him behind his back. He even had a messageboard set up (with zero members and zero posts) about guys who supported fitness girls.
I think the word to sum up Mower is "clusterfuck".
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Mower was a 3rd shift security guard at Harper College in Palatine, IL , the very hometown of your real life friend the Beast.
He had an unhealthy obsession with Jodi Miller, who "left" him for the studly Jeff McFarland. When Jeff and Jodi announced they were moving to a town a few miles away from L.A., a few days later Mower announced he was moving to the very same town in California for a "job opportunity". It was all a big coincidence.
In general, Mower is a skinny guy with some kind of a genetic defect that enables him to look the way he does. He frequented fitness shows, was "friends" with many fitness girls who made fun of him behind his back. He even had a messageboard set up (with zero members and zero posts) about guys who supported fitness girls.
I think the word to sum up Mower is "clusterfuck".
what has he been up to since then?
there's a huge gap here of 3-4 years at least.
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On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth, and he saw that it was good.
On the second day, God created fitness sluts. And he saw that it was very good.
On the third day, God realized the fitness sluts would be lonely if there were no one to worship then, so schmoes were needed. So, on that day He created Ron.
On the fourth day, God thought a Gentile version was needed, so he took one of Ron's ribs and created Mower. Unfortunetly, Ron hogged all the food, so poor Mower never did develop properly and ended up both physically and mentally retarded. But the little guy had pluck, and was determined to become just as big of a schmoe as his Jewish brother, "fuccking all fitness chicks" and saving the fitness industry!
On the fifth day, God saw what he had done and got drunk. Unfortunately, this just made things worse, as in his drunken stupor he created Romano, Palumbo, Valentino, and the rest of "Team MD".
On the sixth day, God sobered up, looked at his creation, and said "fuck it" and gave up and moved to France.
On the seventh day, Joe Weider wandered into god's empty office...
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Mower was a 3rd shift security guard at Harper College in Palatine, IL , the very hometown of your real life friend the Beast.
He had an unhealthy obsession with Jodi Miller, who "left" him for the studly Jeff McFarland. When Jeff and Jodi announced they were moving to a town a few miles away from L.A., a few days later Mower announced he was moving to the very same town in California for a "job opportunity". It was all a big coincidence.
In general, Mower is a skinny guy with some kind of a genetic defect that enables him to look the way he does. He frequented fitness shows, was "friends" with many fitness girls who made fun of him behind his back. He even had a messageboard set up (with zero members and zero posts) about guys who supported fitness girls.
I think the word to sum up Mower is "clusterfuck".
Got it.
I'm suprised he hasn't put his focus on Jenny BEAST since she still lives in Palatine. So he was basically a 'fitness/figure girl' schmoe.
I get it. Delusional and thought one of those girls might realize how he has a heart of gold and fall for him.
He doesn't post here anymore, correct?
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On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth, and he saw that it was good.
On the second day, God created fitness sluts. And he saw that it was very good.
On the third day, God realized the fitness sluts would be lonely if there were no one to worship then, so schmoes were needed. So, on that day He created Ron.
On the fourth day, God thought a Gentile version was needed, so he took one of Ron's ribs and created Mower. Unfortunetly, Ron hogged all the food, so poor Mower never did develop properly and ended up both physically and mentally retarded. But the little guy had pluck, and was determined to become just as big of a schmoe as his Jewish brother, "fuccking all fitness chicks" and saving the fitness industry!
On the fifth day, God saw what he had done and got drunk. Unfortunately, this just made things worse, as in his drunken stupor he created Romano, Palumbo, Valentino, and the rest of "Team MD".
On the sixth day, God sobered up, looked at his creation, and said "fuck it" and gave up and moved to France.
On the seventh day, Joe Weider wandered into god's empty office...
LOL!
Excellent writing, GOATBOY!
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Mower was a 3rd shift security guard at Harper College in Palatine, IL , the very hometown of your real life friend the Beast.
He had an unhealthy obsession with Jodi Miller, who "left" him for the studly Jeff McFarland. When Jeff and Jodi announced they were moving to a town a few miles away from L.A., a few days later Mower announced he was moving to the very same town in California for a "job opportunity". It was all a big coincidence.
In general, Mower is a skinny guy with some kind of a genetic defect that enables him to look the way he does. He frequented fitness shows, was "friends" with many fitness girls who made fun of him behind his back. He even had a messageboard set up (with zero members and zero posts) about guys who supported fitness girls.
I think the word to sum up Mower is "clusterfuck".
You forgot the punch line.... now he's a fundamentalist christian missionary "spreading the word of gawd"!
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Got it.
I'm suprised he hasn't put his focus on Jenny BEAST since she still lives in Palatine. So he was basically a 'fitness/figure girl' schmoe.
I get it. Delusional and thought one of those girls might realize how he has a heart of gold and fall for him.
He doesn't post here anymore, correct?
his handle here is "ChadStickmanMower", but after doing an exclusive getbig.com interview for his "fans", he has abandoned fitness boards.
he was last seen on myspace with many photos of doing missionary missions / deeds of good work. being scorned by the fitness industry, i think he has decided to abandon it. But not before he could cause one last meltdown by Jeff McFarland, who proclaimed that "this is exactly the type of shit Mower would do. That little worm's hitting up the churches now trying to get in as a good guy , still hoping to one day see a real life vagina"
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On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth, and he saw that it was good.
On the second day, God created fitness sluts. And he saw that it was very good.
On the third day, God realized the fitness sluts would be lonely if there were no one to worship then, so schmoes were needed. So, on that day He created Ron.
On the fourth day, God thought a Gentile version was needed, so he took one of Ron's ribs and created Mower. Unfortunetly, Ron hogged all the food, so poor Mower never did develop properly and ended up both physically and mentally retarded. But the little guy had pluck, and was determined to become just as big of a schmoe as his Jewish brother, "fuccking all fitness chicks" and saving the fitness industry!
On the fifth day, God saw what he had done and got drunk. Unfortunately, this just made things worse, as in his drunken stupor he created Romano, Palumbo, Valentino, and the rest of "Team MD".
On the sixth day, God sobered up, looked at his creation, and said "fuck it" and gave up and moved to France.
On the seventh day, Joe Weider wandered into god's empty office...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
On the negative First Day, Mower created God. You left that part out
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Got it all. I can now do a book report on the kid. Thanks, everybody.
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But the little guy had pluck, and was determined to become just as big of a schmoe as his Jewish brother, "fuccking all fitness chicks" and saving the fitness industry!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/ifearnomower/TeamMowershirt.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/ifearnomower/Chadwickdickhead.jpg)
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Sucks to look that.. hahaha
Atleast DA gets some kind of attention; just of a very homosexual kind.
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He hasn't posted here in ages.. this is way before anyone knew who sarcasm/squadfather is/was
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He hasn't posted here in ages.. this is way before anyone knew who sarcasm/squadfather is/was
indeed.
this was during the times when guys like BroadStreetBruiser, vikingpower, goatboy, etc. ran the show.
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Totally agreed. Derek would get stomped by the man who fears no man
:'(
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lmaoo !! man that picture is CLASSIC !! ;D
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how can derek even show his face after taking pics of him with dental floss in his asscrack