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Title: The "average" male
Post by: Croatch on April 05, 2008, 12:47:36 AM
Average Bench Press: 143lbs
Pullups: One
Biceps: 13" flexed, if he weighs @175lbs
Percentage of men who don't belong to a gym: 88%, then increase that by another 5% for the people who belong, but don't go 93% :D
Enjoys 12 sex partners throughout his life

Think of how weak the average gym goer is...now imagine how weak the average guy is who never sets foot in a gym.
What's the point of this point...it's a quick pick me up for everyone out there...haha
Congratulations!  You're amongst the physically elite..haha
If your arms are above 13" flexed, bench over 150lbs, and have banged more than 12 women...you're above most. ;)  Scary, I know.

Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: LatsMcGee on April 05, 2008, 12:49:34 AM
No way man,  all those fat guys who I work with are always talking about all the pussy they get on the weekends.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: marcus on April 05, 2008, 12:49:46 AM
Just imagine how big and strong they would be if they took steroids!  :o
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: Croatch on April 05, 2008, 12:51:02 AM
Just imagine how big and strong they would be if they took steroids!  :o
Probably way below me still, but better than being that shitty. ;) ;D
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: marcus on April 05, 2008, 12:52:38 AM
No way man,  all those fat guys who I work with are always talking about all the pussy they get on the weekends.

Fat pussy doesn't count.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: io856 on April 05, 2008, 12:52:53 AM
Source?
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: Croatch on April 05, 2008, 12:53:41 AM
Source?
Men's Health.  I googled it.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 12:56:06 AM
And I thought my 17" inch pythons were tiny ;D
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: Croatch on April 05, 2008, 12:59:32 AM
And I thought my 17" inch pythons were tiny ;D
17" can still be small, depending on height/weight.  It's all relative.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 01:01:57 AM
17" can still be small, depending on height/weight.  It's all relative.

For me they feel small since I gained bad weight but to most they look good, 6'0" 220lbs (should be about 210 or so if I am lean)
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: gordiano on April 05, 2008, 01:06:39 AM
I'm a god among weaklings...... ;)
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: Croatch on April 05, 2008, 01:07:54 AM
For me they feel small since I gained bad weight but to most they look good, 6'0" 220lbs (should be about 210 or so if I am lean)
Here's some advice, drop 5" of your height, your arms will look bigger.  Take me for example, I'm 5' 8" with the same size arms at the same weight.  I probably look much bigger proportionally.  Every now and then, people call you midget and short guy, but it works itself out in the end. ;Dhaha
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: Matt C on April 05, 2008, 01:08:54 AM
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Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: Croatch on April 05, 2008, 01:09:29 AM
I'm a god among weaklings...... ;)
You get those maps?  I mainly play Free-for-All because the team based games, just don't do much for me...plus, I get ruined every time..haha
Chinatown looks sick.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: nycbull on April 05, 2008, 01:10:25 AM
17" can still be small, depending on height/weight.  It's all relative.

hahahah, you better hope mikethemachine is 6' tall otherwise he just owned you...hahaha....oh wait, your 'over' 17". ;D
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: SquatAss on April 05, 2008, 01:10:36 AM
Here's some advice, drop 5" of your height, your arms will look bigger.  Take me for example, I'm 5' 8" with the same size arms at the same weight.  I probably look much bigger proportionally.  Every now and then, people call you midget and short guy, but it works itself out in the end. ;Dhaha

You're still growing! That's nice!
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 01:16:21 AM
Here's some advice, drop 5" of your height, your arms will look bigger.  Take me for example, I'm 5' 8" with the same size arms at the same weight.  I probably look much bigger proportionally.  Every now and then, people call you midget and short guy, but it works itself out in the end. ;Dhaha


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Great but I think I would rather have height then size ;D


Don't forget I am 22, I still have some size to fill out. IMO I think I could max out at about 230-240lbs farily lean if I dedicated myself 100%
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: gordiano on April 05, 2008, 01:16:35 AM
You get those maps?  I mainly play Free-for-All because the team based games, just don't do much for me...plus, I get ruined every time..haha
Chinatown looks sick.

What maps?

Im on now btw...
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: gordiano on April 05, 2008, 01:22:46 AM
You get those maps?  I mainly play Free-for-All because the team based games, just don't do much for me...plus, I get ruined every time..haha
Chinatown looks sick.

Fuck, I gotta pay extra to play those?  :-\
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 01:25:22 AM
What maps?

Im on now btw...

Wrong thread, here is a link BTW

Halo 3: http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&cid=13469 (http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&cid=13469)

COD:4 : http://www.callofduty.com/ (http://www.callofduty.com/)
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: gordiano on April 05, 2008, 01:33:18 AM
Wrong thread, here is a link BTW

Halo 3: http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&cid=13469 (http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&cid=13469)

COD:4 : http://www.callofduty.com/ (http://www.callofduty.com/)

Sorry......you're right, let's stick to men in thongs...... ::)
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: gordiano on April 05, 2008, 01:39:47 AM
Wrong thread, here is a link BTW

Halo 3: http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&cid=13469 (http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&cid=13469)

COD:4 : http://www.callofduty.com/ (http://www.callofduty.com/)

Oh, btw....I don't give a shit about Halo.  ;)
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: io856 on April 05, 2008, 01:41:21 AM
Sorry......you're right, let's stick to men in thongs...... ::)
hahahah, gayer than playing pc games
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 01:53:47 AM
hahahah, gayer than playing pc console games

Fixed ;)


Fuck I shouldn't have pointed that out... :-\
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: gordiano on April 05, 2008, 01:55:29 AM
"Fuck MD, Especially That Faget Steve Blechman!!!"



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 02:02:18 AM
"Fuck MD, Especially That Faget Steve Blechman!!!"



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHA at least someone has noticed ;D ;D ;D......


BTW We need some new photoshops, everything has fallen off since you stopped/slowed down.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: io856 on April 05, 2008, 02:05:57 AM
hahahhahahahah

good stuff mikethemachine just noticed that
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 02:20:08 AM
hahahhahahahah

good stuff mikethemachine just noticed that


It's been there for well over 6 months now....
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: gordiano on April 05, 2008, 02:23:23 AM

HAHAHAHAHA at least someone has noticed ;D ;D ;D......


BTW We need some new photoshops, everything has fallen off since you stopped/slowed down.

I only do tributes now.....

(http://i28.tinypic.com/210aauq.jpg)


But seriously, this whole board has fallen off. Unfortunately, the things we used to be able to do (and get away with), are now deleted almost instantly. But it's okay for some idiot to rant away about shit w/nothing to do with bbing.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 02:29:13 AM
I only do tributes now.....

(http://i28.tinypic.com/210aauq.jpg)


But seriously, this whole board has fallen off. Unfortunately, the things we used to be able to do (and get away with), are now deleted almost instantly. But it's okay for some idiot to rant away about shit w/nothing to do with bbing.


Or for some (Howie W) to rant about the same thing literally 24/7. I agree though, the whole board has fallen a bit but guys like you and me need to keep the classic shit going. Those who have been around for a while greatly appreciate it, especially those who despise the whole group of newb fags that is around lately.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: Mars on April 05, 2008, 02:29:47 AM
the average male is a tiny tit.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: SquatAss on April 05, 2008, 02:31:40 AM
the average male is a tiny tit.

But certainly above 5'7 though.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 02:34:36 AM
But certainly above 5'7 though.

Well yeah.... But they are "tiny tits"
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: gordiano on April 05, 2008, 02:41:08 AM

Or for some (Howie W) to rant about the same thing literally 24/7. I agree though, the whole board has fallen a bit but guys like you and me need to keep the classic shit going. Those who have been around for a while greatly appreciate it, especially those who despise the whole group of newb fags that is around lately.

Yeah, a lot of gimmicks now-a-days. Most of these fuckers now trying to do it, suck at it.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 02:47:56 AM
Yeah, a lot of gimmicks now-a-days. Most of these fuckers now trying to do it, suck at it.


They try to hard and don't realize the best come naturally. I miss "Hurricane Ivan", "WD-40 or Rust", Dan18's Forehead", etc... We need more of that shit.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: KillerMonk on April 05, 2008, 03:16:03 AM
The average male does not take into acount fat arses like me and Squadfather, Squads 5,11 240 im 6 ft 270 i have 18 inch arms when i do not train,I have well proportioned fat distribution 38 inch waist.
MikeMachine your young but watch out for the early middle aged spread, it happened to me at 28 eating the same calories i gained weight like crazy from a lean 220 to the whale i am now,Metabolism or lowered testosterone who knows
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 03:23:00 AM
The average male does not take into acount fat arses like me and Squadfather, Squads 5,11 240 im 6 ft 270 i have 18 inch arms when i do not train,I have well proportioned fat distribution 38 inch waist.
MikeMachine your young but watch out for the early middle aged spread, it happened to me at 28 eating the same calories i gained weight like crazy from a lean 220 to the whale i am now,Metabolism or lowered testosterone who knows


Trust me is has crossed my mind... I recently got my bike running again (a 24 speed mountain bike) and plan on riding this spring and summer to lose some fat and get leg endurance back. I hope to get to about 210 or so and build my legs back up slowly. I have basically given up on the BBer look for now and just want to get back to a healthy and lean weight (about 6-8%bf) while keeping my athletic performance, which is something I lacked last summer.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: GoneAway on April 05, 2008, 03:32:04 AM
i hardly think thats the average. 12 sex partners is incredibly low for this day and age. most reach that by the time they're 19-20. 14-14 1/2" arms is more accurate, given that only about 20-30% are skinny, the rest are average weight, muscely or fat. pullups seems wrong, but i wouldnt doubt it. bench press seems about right, with little to no weight training, of course.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: KillerMonk on April 05, 2008, 03:33:29 AM

Trust me is has crossed my mind... I recently got my bike running again (a 24 speed mountain bike) and plan on riding this spring and summer to lose some fat and get leg endurance back. I hope to get to about 210 or so and build my legs back up slowly. I have basically given up on the BBer look for now and just want to get back to a healthy and lean weight (about 6-8%bf) while keeping my athletic performance, which is something I lacked last summer.
At 6ft lean 6to8% bodyfat at 200 pounds you will be getting good looks from the ladys ;D
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 03:36:57 AM
At 6ft lean 6to8% bodyfat at 200 pounds you will be getting good looks from the ladys ;D

Tell me about it.... I used to play ball and run in my neighborhood when I was just getting around 200lbs lean (veins in my abs were showing :o) 2 years ago and I live next to a very popular mall. I wish I had that look again and it's what I am striving for ;D
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: freespirit on April 05, 2008, 03:59:59 AM
the average male is a tiny tit.

Tiny tits, with fat beer bellies, no shoulders, and spaghetti arms and legs. I consider myself a saint for not beating them up.   :D
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: freespirit on April 05, 2008, 04:01:16 AM
i hardly think thats the average. 12 sex partners is incredibly low for this day and age. most reach that by the time they're 19-20. 14-14 1/2" arms is more accurate, given that only about 20-30% are skinny, the rest are average weight, muscely or fat. pullups seems wrong, but i wouldnt doubt it. bench press seems about right, with little to no weight training, of course.

You still think to highly of the average male.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: m8 on April 05, 2008, 04:16:32 AM
what about pushups?
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: Earl1972 on April 05, 2008, 09:10:29 AM
i hardly think thats the average. 12 sex partners is incredibly low for this day and age. most reach that by the time they're 19-20.

yeah sure they do ;)

E
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: GetItOnNY on April 05, 2008, 10:21:03 AM
Croatch ,dont lie your not 5' 8"  your lucky if your 5'5" maybe 5"6" tops.Little midget, lol
As far as 12 sex Partners, for thne average male, ?what losers have you been hanging around with. Sheesh. Most the guys I know, including myself, in my "younger days ,lol  would  sleep with atleast 12 or more girls a month.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: I ETA PI on April 05, 2008, 01:24:28 PM
Croatch ,dont lie your not 5' 8"  your lucky if your 5'5" maybe 5"6" tops.Little midget, lol
As far as 12 sex Partners, for thne average male, ?what losers have you been hanging around with. Sheesh. Most the guys I know, including myself, in my "younger days ,lol  would  sleep with atleast 12 or more girls a month.

Quantity over quality, eh? 
I getcha....
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: nycbull on April 05, 2008, 02:21:03 PM
Croatch ,dont lie your not 5' 8"  your lucky if your 5'5" maybe 5"6" tops.Little midget, lol
As far as 12 sex Partners, for thne average male, ?what losers have you been hanging around with. Sheesh. Most the guys I know, including myself, in my "younger days ,lol  would  sleep with atleast 12 or more girls a month.

well statistically I think he is right, there was some study where they found out men lied by saying they slept with more, and women lied by saying they slept with less, but they determined it was around 12 for both. this is for heteros though, not homos.
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: Marty Champions on April 05, 2008, 02:41:33 PM
ive had sexual encounters fingering, blowjobs, handjobs and sex excluding kissing with about 160-180 hoes, when im fully ripped i expect that number to reach around 300 by next year,
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: technokc on April 05, 2008, 02:43:10 PM
ive had sexual encounters fingering, blowjobs, handjobs and sex excluding kissing with about 160-180 hoes, when im fully ripped i expect that number to reach around 300 by next year,

Your the man neegar, what % of those would you consider top notch hoes?
Title: Re: The "average" male
Post by: Marty Champions on April 05, 2008, 02:59:32 PM
Your the man neegar, what % of those would you consider top notch hoes?

hahah good question i used to go for older women when i was younger, i preffered them to have a fat round ass or big tits i was more attracted to the older hoes cause they put out easier, that got old though but that probably makes up about 50 percent right there so if your talkin about older chicks they cant be but so hot cause there older but nice thick bodies and they all could cook and fed me well

but latley of course i go for the young hoes . most young girls are hot as hell to me aka top notch really. latley i try to only mess with top notch quality but in my younger days 17-23 i messed with the dirtiest hoes . now i only go for top notch , shes either got to have a top notch face or top notch body