Author Topic: The "average" male (Read 6840 times)

Croatch · « **on:** April 05, 2008, 12:47:36 AM »

Average Bench Press: 143lbs
Pullups: One
Biceps: 13" flexed, if he weighs @175lbs
Percentage of men who don't belong to a gym: 88%, then increase that by another 5% for the people who belong, but don't go 93%

Enjoys 12 sex partners throughout his life

Think of how weak the average gym goer is...now imagine how weak the average guy is who never sets foot in a gym.
What's the point of this point...it's a quick pick me up for everyone out there...haha
Congratulations! You're amongst the physically elite..haha
If your arms are above 13" flexed, bench over 150lbs, and have banged more than 12 women...you're above most.

Scary, I know.

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:49:34 AM »

No way man, all those fat guys who I work with are always talking about all the pussy they get on the weekends.

marcus · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:49:46 AM »

Just imagine how big and strong they would be if they took steroids!

Croatch · « **Reply #3 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:51:02 AM »

Quote from: marcus on April 05, 2008, 12:49:46 AM

Just imagine how big and strong they would be if they took steroids!

Probably way below me still, but better than being that shitty.

marcus · « **Reply #4 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:52:38 AM »

Quote from: LatsMcGee on April 05, 2008, 12:49:34 AM

No way man, all those fat guys who I work with are always talking about all the pussy they get on the weekends.

Fat pussy doesn't count.

io856 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:52:53 AM »

Source?

Croatch · « **Reply #6 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:53:41 AM »

Quote from: io856 on April 05, 2008, 12:52:53 AM

Source?

Men's Health. I googled it.

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #7 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:56:06 AM »

And I thought my 17" inch pythons were tiny

Croatch · « **Reply #8 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:59:32 AM »

Quote from: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 12:56:06 AM

And I thought my 17" inch pythons were tiny

17" can still be small, depending on height/weight. It's all relative.

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #9 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:01:57 AM »

Quote from: Croatch on April 05, 2008, 12:59:32 AM

17" can still be small, depending on height/weight. It's all relative.

For me they feel small since I gained bad weight but to most they look good, 6'0" 220lbs (should be about 210 or so if I am lean)

gordiano · « **Reply #10 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:06:39 AM »

I'm a god among weaklings......

Croatch · « **Reply #11 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:07:54 AM »

Quote from: MikeThaMachine on April 05, 2008, 01:01:57 AM

For me they feel small since I gained bad weight but to most they look good, 6'0" 220lbs (should be about 210 or so if I am lean)

Here's some advice, drop 5" of your height, your arms will look bigger. Take me for example, I'm 5' 8" with the same size arms at the same weight. I probably look much bigger proportionally. Every now and then, people call you midget and short guy, but it works itself out in the end. ;Dhaha

Matt C · « **Reply #12 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:08:54 AM »

Croatch · « **Reply #13 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:09:29 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on April 05, 2008, 01:06:39 AM

I'm a god among weaklings......

You get those maps? I mainly play Free-for-All because the team based games, just don't do much for me...plus, I get ruined every time..haha
Chinatown looks sick.

nycbull · « **Reply #14 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:10:25 AM »

Quote from: Croatch on April 05, 2008, 12:59:32 AM

17" can still be small, depending on height/weight. It's all relative.

hahahah, you better hope mikethemachine is 6' tall otherwise he just owned you...hahaha....oh wait, your 'over' 17".

SquatAss · « **Reply #15 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:10:36 AM »

Quote from: Croatch on April 05, 2008, 01:07:54 AM

Here's some advice, drop 5" of your height, your arms will look bigger. Take me for example, I'm 5' 8" with the same size arms at the same weight. I probably look much bigger proportionally. Every now and then, people call you midget and short guy, but it works itself out in the end. ;Dhaha

You're still growing! That's nice!

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #16 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:16:21 AM »

Quote from: Croatch on April 05, 2008, 01:07:54 AM

Here's some advice, drop 5" of your height, your arms will look bigger. Take me for example, I'm 5' 8" with the same size arms at the same weight. I probably look much bigger proportionally. Every now and then, people call you midget and short guy, but it works itself out in the end. ;Dhaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Great but I think I would rather have height then size

Don't forget I am 22, I still have some size to fill out. IMO I think I could max out at about 230-240lbs farily lean if I dedicated myself 100%

gordiano · « **Reply #17 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:16:35 AM »

Quote from: Croatch on April 05, 2008, 01:09:29 AM

You get those maps? I mainly play Free-for-All because the team based games, just don't do much for me...plus, I get ruined every time..haha
Chinatown looks sick.

What maps?

Im on now btw...

gordiano · « **Reply #18 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:22:46 AM »

Quote from: Croatch on April 05, 2008, 01:09:29 AM

You get those maps? I mainly play Free-for-All because the team based games, just don't do much for me...plus, I get ruined every time..haha
Chinatown looks sick.

Fuck, I gotta pay extra to play those? $:-\$