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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Moosejay on April 15, 2008, 08:07:22 PM
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...doesn't have to be in the gym...discuss...
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I once ate a 2x4 and shit sawdust..........does that count?
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I threw my mother-in-law out of my house once....no belt, no straps, no suit.....
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I threw my mother-in-law out of my house once....no belt, no straps, no suit.....
LMAO!!
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LMAO!!
Nothing funny about it.......she's a big bitch!
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Nothing funny about it.......she's a big bitch!
I hope your wife doesn't troll these boards, I don't know if you were on about 6 years ago, but my ex did and made my life a living hell >:(
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Spotting a guy attempting a 315lb benchpress... that was the heaviest upright row i've ever done.
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in college...some kids in my dorm were disrupting my study with a loud party...aftery extending courteous requests for silence...i threw their keg out of glass doors and down a hill...
...yes...i was on one of those 'suicide, 1980's contest diets' that lent heavily to my ire ;D
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I hope your wife doesn't troll these boards, I don't know if you were on about 6 years ago, but my ex did and made my life a living hell >:(
That's why I tell anyone who'll listen......DO NOT MARRY! Wish someone had told me that....
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Held hands with a transvestite hooker in Vegas.
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hmmmmm
Lifted a keg up almost over my head because i was told i couldnt do it and hurt my back for a few weeks......
shoulder pressed my bro and one of his friends when they were younger by holding their stomachs (were about 95lbs each)....before you talk sht try it with PEOPLE
Squat 495x3 DEEP (i give credit to big squatters, you have NO idea how much tension builds up in your upper back and entire body with that kind of weight...seeing Platz do it for 23 was amazing)
Front raised 100lb dumbells with a swing for 8 reps each (even with a swing, try it before you talk)
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
how about a firemans carry at 140lbs (junior in high school) with a 350lb gym teacher on my back playing around in class
offered to help a guy get his dead battery huge pickup out of the drive through at taco bell (didnt realize it was downhill!) so i told him to get in and steer and i could handle pushing it....that was probably the HARDEST thing iv ever done, cuz it was comin back on me if i didnt push with everything i had....and i was 230 at the time! Dripping sweat after that in the freezing cold cuz i was too lazy to go INSIDE taco bell for my food (but i pushed a truck?) probably one of the more idiotic idea's iv had
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That's why I tell anyone who'll listen......DO NOT MARRY! Wish someone had told me that....
agree...never did
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hmmmmm
Lifted a keg up almost over my head because i was told i couldnt do it and hurt my back for a few weeks......
shoulder pressed my bro and one of his friends when they were younger by holding their stomachs (were about 95lbs each)....before you talk sht try it with PEOPLE
Squat 495x3 DEEP (i give credit to big squatters, you have NO idea how much tension builds up in your upper back and entire body with that kind of weight...seeing Platz do it for 23 was amazing)
Front raised 100lb dumbells with a swing for 8 reps each (even with a swing, try it before you talk)
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
how about a firemans carry at 140lbs (junior in high school) with a 350lb gym teacher on my back playing around in class
offered to help a guy get his dead battery huge pickup out of the drive through at taco bell (didnt realize it was downhill!) so i told him to get in and steer and i could handle pushing it....that was probably the HARDEST thing iv ever done, cuz it was comin back on me if i didnt push with everything i had....and i was 230 at the time! Dripping sweat after that in the freezing cold cuz i was too lazy to go INSIDE taco bell for my food (but i pushed a truck?) probably one of the more idiotic idea's iv had
the kegger sounds the hardest...but the truck up the hill=hercules
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how about a firemans carry at 140lbs (junior in high school) with a 350lb gym teacher on my back playing around in class
that's disturbing.
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the kegger sounds the hardest...but the truck up the hill=hercules
Wasnt a BIG hill by any means...but enough for the truck to start rolling as soon as the truck was in neutral and the brake was off lol......i just remember thinking..HOLY SH1T
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Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers & Return on the King extended DVD's back to back
F*cked up my whole Sunday
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nothing that would impress anyone on here
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hmmmmm
Lifted a keg up almost over my head because i was told i couldnt do it and hurt my back for a few weeks......
shoulder pressed my bro and one of his friends when they were younger by holding their stomachs (were about 95lbs each)....before you talk sht try it with PEOPLE
Squat 495x3 DEEP (i give credit to big squatters, you have NO idea how much tension builds up in your upper back and entire body with that kind of weight...seeing Platz do it for 23 was amazing)
Front raised 100lb dumbells with a swing for 8 reps each (even with a swing, try it before you talk)
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
how about a firemans carry at 140lbs (junior in high school) with a 350lb gym teacher on my back playing around in class
offered to help a guy get his dead battery huge pickup out of the drive through at taco bell (didnt realize it was downhill!) so i told him to get in and steer and i could handle pushing it....that was probably the HARDEST thing iv ever done, cuz it was comin back on me if i didnt push with everything i had....and i was 230 at the time! Dripping sweat after that in the freezing cold cuz i was too lazy to go INSIDE taco bell for my food (but i pushed a truck?) probably one of the more idiotic idea's iv had
So much power man, but it was useless against DJSANTOS.PL v0,02 rc2 ;D
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Pushed Onlyme out of a buffet once :-\
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hmm...225 for 20 on the bench? Nothing special outside of the gym.
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Pushed Onlyme out of a buffet once :-\
Damn impressive!!!!!!!
We have a winner!!! ;D
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Clean and pressed 225 last month....Been clean and pressing 205 for about two years and i said to hell with it, ill try 225....My back showed it's disapproval for a few weeks....I wont try it again for another year or two, if ever....Ego is a bitch...
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Clean and pressed 225 last month....Been clean and pressing 205 for about two years and i said to hell with it, ill try 225....My back showed it's disapproval for a few weeks....I wont try it again for another year or two, if ever....Ego is a bitch...
Two years @ 205.......and 225 put you down for "a few weeks"??
LAME.
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Ill make sure i press 315 by the end of the month, fall on my ass and end up in the hospital just to deserve approval from the great Chaos.... ::)
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Ill make sure i press 315 by the end of the month, fall on my ass and end up in the hospital just to deserve approval from the great Chaos.... ::)
Well if you're going to do it, get it on youtube....
20lbs hurt you for "a few weeks"...........hahhahhahaaaa a funny guy you are.
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Pushed Onlyme out of a buffet once :-\
Yes but I got up and went back in. Now that is a feat. And I was off balance when that happened
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4 bitches in 24 hours. thank god for ibiza!
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knocked out 3 people within 30seconds.
hand was fucked for 3 weeks after lol first 2 knuckles swollen.
Its a long story though how i was not murdered god only knows.
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Well if you're going to do it, get it on youtube....
20lbs hurt you for "a few weeks"...........hahhahhahaaaa a funny guy you are.
My camera was stolen by ninjas....
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600 pound deadlift
220 pound shoulder press
400 bench
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Pushed Onlyme out of a buffet once :-\
This is the only post I'm calling bullshit on. Be like knocking the moon out of its orbit. :)
/jk keith
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500 pound deadlift had sex with 3 different hoes in one day, one with huge tits one with big ass one kinda average size but young
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My strongest feats ever pale in comparison to what I saw a freshman lineman do in the weightroom. Kid was throwing around unbelievable amounts of weight!!!
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...doesn't have to be in the gym...discuss...
bench pressed 495 for 12 last week
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...doesn't have to be in the gym...discuss...
I once had sex with a woman standing up while holding her. I took almost one hour to cum and she weighted about 130 lbs. Does that count as a feat of strengh?
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Helped a friend move an old 60"+ projection TV up 3 flights of stairs with no dolly...more difficult than any deadlift workout i've done in my life.
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Helped a friend move an old 60"+ projection TV up 3 flights of stairs with no dolly...more difficult than any deadlift workout i've done in my life.
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Those rear projections can be heavy as sh*t. I worked at Bestbuy in high school and once this dude bought one about 60 inch and had me go through all this trouble bringing it to the front. The idiot had a tiny ass Rav-4 ;D
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Those rear projections can be heavy as sh*t. I worked at Bestbuy in high school and once this dude bought one about 60 inch and had me go through all this trouble bringing it to the front. The idiot had a tiny ass Rav-4 ;D
Yeah, they are awkward and front heavy.
Each step was like a fucking deadlift attempt and we went up 3 flights. i was covered in sweat and my whole body was sore for 2 days. this is why i never offer to help people move anymore...
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in college...some kids in my dorm were disrupting my study with a loud party...aftery extending courteous requests for silence...i threw their keg out of glass doors and down a hill...
...yes...i was on one of those 'suicide, 1980's contest diets' that lent heavily to my ire ;D
hahahahhaaa, of course you did. :D
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I threw my mother-in-law out of my house once....no belt, no straps, no suit.....
LMFAO!
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This is the only post I'm calling bullshit on. Be like knocking the moon out of its orbit. :)
/jk keith
lmfao EVEN BETTER!
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hahahahhaaa, of course you did. :D
Are you saying that "Moosejay" was too busy soaping up his thumb to bother with these loud hooligans?
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knocked out 3 people within 30seconds.
hand was fucked for 3 weeks after lol first 2 knuckles swollen.
Its a long story though how i was not murdered god only knows.
hahahahhaaa, looks like all the internet badasses are coming out of the woodwork on this thread. ::)
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Helped a friend move an old 60"+ projection TV up 3 flights of stairs with no dolly...more difficult than any deadlift workout i've done in my life.
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HAHAHA, I had to help my brother move this HUGE ASS armour up 3 flights of narrow ass stairs when he started dental school at marquette! It was the middle of july, hot and humid as shit!!!
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HAHAHA, I had to help my brother move this HUGE ASS armour up 3 flights of narrow ass stairs when he started dental school at marquette! It was the middle of july, hot and humid as shit!!!
your brother is a knight? I didn't know that Marquette had a jousting team.
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speaking of Marquette we've got big fat Rick Majerus coaching Saint Louis University now and they still suck.
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your brother is a knight? I didn't know that Marquette had a jousting team.
OOPS, I meant armoire! No my brother is not a knight!!!!!
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speaking of Marquette we've got big fat Rick Majerus coaching Saint Louis University now and they still suck.
Sorry to hear that. They just lost Crean to Indiana! That university is crazy, its a prestigious school right in the middle of the fricken ghettos in milwaukee!
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OOPS, I meant armoire! No my brother is not a knight!!!!!
too bad.....knights get a lot of pussy
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Sorry to hear that. They just lost Crean to Indiana! That university is crazy, its a prestigious school right in the middle of the fricken ghettos in milwaukee!
i have relatives who used to live in West Allis/New Berlin, we used to drive up there all the time, we used to go to Wisconsin Dells sometimes too.
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Once I killed a man with a trident.
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i have relatives who used to live in West Allis/New Berlin, we used to drive up there all the time, we used to go to Wisconsin Dells sometimes too.
The dells is home of Noah's ark, America's largest waterpark!! You will also find some of America's largest women there!!!! They do have a ton of "fine ass hoes" as falcon would put it, working as lifeguards though!
too bad.....knights get a lot of pussy
This is true, Knights are much cooler than dentists!!!
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Once I killed a man with a trident.
You better hide somewhere, the cops are going to be looking for you Brick!!
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Once I killed a man with a trident.
those missles weigh a shit load........niggah shit yo......
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You better hide somewhere, the cops are going to be looking for you Brick!!
;D ;D ;D
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your brother is a knight? I didn't know that Marquette had a jousting team.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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knocked out 3 people within 30seconds.
hand was fucked for 3 weeks after lol first 2 knuckles swollen.
Its a long story though how i was not murdered god only knows.
once again i have never lied on getbig and anything i was able to prove/back up i have.
i iwll explain this if yas like.
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Knocked out a 6"5 guy once, I barley reached him with the punch lol but it felt good.
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hmmmmm
Lifted a keg up almost over my head because i was told i couldnt do it and hurt my back for a few weeks......
shoulder pressed my bro and one of his friends when they were younger by holding their stomachs (were about 95lbs each)....before you talk sht try it with PEOPLE
Squat 495x3 DEEP (i give credit to big squatters, you have NO idea how much tension builds up in your upper back and entire body with that kind of weight...seeing Platz do it for 23 was amazing)
Front raised 100lb dumbells with a swing for 8 reps each (even with a swing, try it before you talk)
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
how about a firemans carry at 140lbs (junior in high school) with a 350lb gym teacher on my back playing around in class
offered to help a guy get his dead battery huge pickup out of the drive through at taco bell (didnt realize it was downhill!) so i told him to get in and steer and i could handle pushing it....that was probably the HARDEST thing iv ever done, cuz it was comin back on me if i didnt push with everything i had....and i was 230 at the time! Dripping sweat after that in the freezing cold cuz i was too lazy to go INSIDE taco bell for my food (but i pushed a truck?) probably one of the more idiotic idea's iv had
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once again i have never lied on getbig and anything i was able to prove/back up i have.
i iwll explain this if yas like.
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The dells is home of Noah's ark, America's largest waterpark!! You will also find some of America's largest women there!!!! They do have a ton of "fine ass hoes" as falcon would put it, working as lifeguards though!
This is true, Knights are much cooler than dentists!!!
Some of the prettiest women I've ever met have been from the midwest. Must be the water
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Some of the prettiest women I've ever met have been from the midwest. Must be the water
We have ALOT of heavy beautiful women here, its frusterating. All over you'll see women with really hot faces that are about 50 lbs too heavy. Its a darn shame i tell ya!
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We have ALOT of heavy beautiful women here, its frusterating. All over you'll see women with really hot faces that are about 50 lbs too heavy. Its a darn shame i tell ya!
bing................bang........sis...............boooom.......BAAAAAAHHHH :o
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Like this girl for example! I've know her for a while and we're kinda friends. I think she's hot but she's just a tad too big for me? What do y'all think????
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Like this girl for example! I've know her for a while and we're kinda friends. I think she's hot but she's just a tad too big for me? What do y'all think????
sorry dude but if you wouldn't hit that maybe you're playing for the other team.
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Like this girl for example! I've know her for a while and we're kinda friends. I think she's hot but she's just a tad too big for me? What do y'all think????
Hit it twice!
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sorry dude but if you wouldn't hit that maybe you're playing for the other team.
ARGGGGGGGGGG, This ones just fricken KILLNG me. She's hot but she's a little bigger than she looks in the pics. She pulls a classic move with her facebook and has NOOOOOOOO full body shots. This is the closest thing and she's covered up. I sound like fricken Kip now from Napoleon Dynamite! She's had a thing for me for a while so it would be pretty easy to hook up. I need some feedback from you guys!!
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ARGGGGGGGGGG, This ones just fricken KILLNG me. She's hot but she's a little bigger than she looks in the pics. She pulls a classic move with her facebook and has NOOOOOOOO full body shots. This is the closest thing and she's covered up. I sound like fricken Kip now from Napoleon Dynamite! She's had a thing for me for a while so it would be pretty easy to hook up. I need some feedback from you guys!!
To fat. You can get better.
If you havent had any for a long time, Then ok for a night.
Glad I could help
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ARGGGGGGGGGG, This ones just fricken KILLNG me. She's hot but she's a little bigger than she looks in the pics. She pulls a classic move with her facebook and has NOOOOOOOO full body shots. This is the closest thing and she's covered up. I sound like fricken Kip now from Napoleon Dynamite! She's had a thing for me for a while so it would be pretty easy to hook up. I need some feedback from you guys!!
i'd hammer the living shit out of her honestly but hey, whatever floats your boat, that girl looks pretty damn good IMO, is she a size 2 supermodel? fucck no but she looks great IMO.
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ARGGGGGGGGGG, This ones just fricken KILLNG me. She's hot but she's a little bigger than she looks in the pics. She pulls a classic move with her facebook and has NOOOOOOOO full body shots. This is the closest thing and she's covered up. I sound like fricken Kip now from Napoleon Dynamite! She's had a thing for me for a while so it would be pretty easy to hook up. I need some feedback from you guys!!
My advice to you...drink heavy :D
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ARGGGGGGGGGG, This ones just fricken KILLNG me. She's hot but she's a little bigger than she looks in the pics. She pulls a classic move with her facebook and has NOOOOOOOO full body shots. This is the closest thing and she's covered up. I sound like fricken Kip now from Napoleon Dynamite! She's had a thing for me for a while so it would be pretty easy to hook up. I need some feedback from you guys!!
send her some hay and a nice card
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send her some hay and a nice card
Thats bad! The thing is she's actually really nice and not a fucking headcase like all the hotties around me. I actually just watched shallow Hal last night and its got me thinking!! I'm wondering what she would look like if she lost some weight. Anyone here got any crazy software that can simulate this??
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Shallow Hal? the girl is 185-190 pounds for fuccks sake not 350-400, some of you guys have ridiculously high standards, i could understand being 18 and having standards liek that but eventually you grow up and realize that chicks like these are great.
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i'd hammer the living shit out of her honestly but hey, whatever floats your boat, that girl looks pretty damn good IMO, is she a size 2 supermodel? fucck no but she looks great IMO.
Dude,he already has a bunch of pics of her.so he's already close to tappin it.he just needs that little push{Jack Daniels}to take her home ;) :D
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Thats bad! The thing is she's actually really nice and not a fucking headcase like all the hotties around me. I actually just watched shallow Hal last night and its got me thinking!! I'm wondering what she would look like if she lost some weight. Anyone here got any crazy software that can simulate this??
face is pretty.........ride it hard........just don't let anyone know
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Shallow Hal? the girl is 185-190 pounds for fuccks sake not 350-400, some of you guys have ridiculously high standards, i could understand being 18 and having standards liek that but eventually you grow up and realize that chicks like these are great.
Yeah, im just wondering if she's mushy big or firm big, there's a HUGE difference. I'd rather take a firmer big chick than a 115 pound chick thats all mush. That shit grosses me out. I gotta have some ass on my girls too. I can't stand girls that have the build of 12 year olds.
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Anyone here got any crazy software that can simulate this??
No, but 8 jager bombs will take an easy 50 pounds off her!
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Dude,he already has a bunch of pics of her.so he's already close to tappin it.he just needs that little push{Jack Daniels}to take her home ;) :D
any guy who wouldn't fucck the bottom out of her is lying or gay as the day is long. ::)
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whatever, she's got some DSL's
ho 4 sho
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any guy who wouldn't fucck the bottom out of her is lying or gay as the day is long. ::)
I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try!
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No, but 8 jager bombs will take an easy 50 pounds off her!
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I'll call your 8, and see her in 4. :D
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i deadlifted 135lbs
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i deadlifted 135lbs
GUY, I'm in a serious dilema here and I would appreciate it if you could leave your nonsense comments out of this ;D
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GUY, I'm in a serious dilema here and I would appreciate it if you could leave your nonsense comments out of this ;D
no, im serious....it was on my 18th birthday
(I havent got pics to prove it)
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no, im serious....it was on my 18th birthday
(I havent got pics to prove it)
Yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uu son of a bitch!
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ARGGGGGGGGGG, This ones just fricken KILLNG me. She's hot but she's a little bigger than she looks in the pics. She pulls a classic move with her facebook and has NOOOOOOOO full body shots. This is the closest thing and she's covered up. I sound like fricken Kip now from Napoleon Dynamite! She's had a thing for me for a while so it would be pretty easy to hook up. I need some feedback from you guys!!
Dude, she's hot. Hit it.
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Thats bad! The thing is she's actually really nice and not a fucking headcase like all the hotties around me. I actually just watched shallow Hal last night and its got me thinking!! I'm wondering what she would look like if she lost some weight. Anyone here got any crazy software that can simulate this??
Id turn that beautiful face and big tits into a 10. Your a gym rat right? pretty knowledgeable? Get her azz in shape! When all said and done you will have a religious dieter who will cook for you, someone who loves to work out, someone who is NOT full of themself (since she wasnt always hot), a personality, and NOW...shel be HOT.....you didnt expect to get an outstanding physique by lifting for 2 days.....dont expect a perfect 10 without some hard work haha......you will have a 10 that WORSHIPS you!
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I benched a 165-lb female bodybuilder 42 times while we were having sex.
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Id turn that beautiful face and big tits into a 10. Your a gym rat right? pretty knowledgeable? Get her azz in shape! When all said and done you will have a religious dieter who will cook for you, someone who loves to work out, someone who is NOT full of themself (since she wasnt always hot), a personality, and NOW...shel be HOT.....you didnt expect to get an outstanding physique by lifting for 2 days.....dont expect a perfect 10 without some hard work haha......you will have a 10 that WORSHIPS you!
Plus she looks like a nice girl that loves to suck dick.
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Yeah, im just wondering if she's mushy big or firm big, there's a HUGE difference. I'd rather take a firmer big chick than a 115 pound chick thats all mush. That shit grosses me out. I gotta have some ass on my girls too. I can't stand girls that have the build of 12 year olds.
well there is only one way to solve that question................ ........ dude get after it.. and don't be hung up about what other people think you are obviously attracted to her, hence stalking her facebook and pondering it so much ...so just get after it whats the worst that will happen.................. . you get your rocks off
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well there is only one way to solve that question................ ........ dude get after it.. and don't be hung up about what other people think you are obviously attracted to her, hence stalking her facebook and pondering it so much ...so just get after it whats the worst that will happen.................. . you get your rocks off
You are wise beyond your years my friend!
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Tore a security door to pieces i was not strong enough to get it of the hinges but there was bent torn metal bars everywhere got charged and convicted. ???
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I once drank 19 beers in 36 minutes.
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(http://i30.tinypic.com/35813wp.jpg)
who is the anorexic bitch?
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I once drank 19 beers in 36 minutes.
Strong dude,real strong!
but then again if I was watching the Tigers play I'd probably do the same :D
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Strong dude,real strong!
but then again if I was watching the Tigers play I'd probably do the same :D
:'(
Actually that was back in my wilder college days. However, if the Tigers keep playing this way I'll be able to match that feat by the All Star break.
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8) I seen a guy fucking a grapefruit on this board so I went out and FUCKED a PUMPKIN ! A grapefruit is nutn ! lol ! :D
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:'(
Actually that was back in my wilder college days. However, if the Tigers keep playing this way I'll be able to match that feat by the All Star break.
Actually I can put the bottle down now.the Yanks don't have to pitch to Manny until July :-\
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Actually I can put the bottle down now.the Yanks don't have to pitch to Manny until July :-\
Yankee fan eh? I'll be at the Yankees/Tigers game on May 1 in New York.
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Yankee fan eh? I'll be at the Yankees/Tigers game on May 1 in New York.
Awesome,getting to the stadium before it's closed.
I'll be at a bunch of games this year.
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Survived a divorce and three tax audits.
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Survived ... three tax audits.
Interesting. Who did you piss off?
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Those rear projections can be heavy as sh*t. I worked at Bestbuy in high school and once this dude bought one about 60 inch and had me go through all this trouble bringing it to the front. The idiot had a tiny ass Rav-4 ;D
LOL