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Title: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Purple Aki on April 27, 2008, 03:55:34 AM
(http://i31.tinypic.com/b6qywm.jpg)

Hahahahah!!11! What a lard arse.

I'm now 98.34567% certain that I could make him tap now.

165lbs with abs > 300lbs+ ex undisputed world champion, mental rapist.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: m8 on April 27, 2008, 03:56:51 AM
He'd kick my ass.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: webcake on April 27, 2008, 04:13:45 AM
Fuck he's huge now.

Still wouldn't mess with him though... :D
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Purple Aki on April 27, 2008, 04:29:20 AM
You blokes are selling yourselves short. Sure he may be a mentally unstable, ex-world champ who could cave your face in with one punch, but has he ever had shredded glutes?

No, I thought not.

I would beat him like a slave, wearing nothing but dreamtan and posing trunks.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Epic_Monster on April 27, 2008, 06:45:06 AM
You blokes are sell yourselves short. Sure he may be a mentally unstable, ex-world champ who could cave your face in with one punch, but has he ever had shredded glutes?

No, I thought not.

I would beat him like a slave, wearing nothing but dreamtan and posing trunks.
::)
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Stark on April 27, 2008, 06:52:53 AM
He would still any mother on this board with one blow to their head... no denying.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Mars on April 27, 2008, 06:54:10 AM
huge beyond belief.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Bigger Business on April 27, 2008, 06:55:10 AM
vertical stripes are 'thinning'
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Purple Aki on April 27, 2008, 06:56:11 AM
::)

You stepping to me, puto?
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Epic_Monster on April 27, 2008, 07:01:00 AM
 8)

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Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: spinnis on April 27, 2008, 07:05:00 AM
Holy hell hes Huge  ;D
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: JasonH on April 27, 2008, 07:19:49 AM
Holy hell hes Huge  ;D

Yep, but he could probably still kick the shit out of 99.9999% of men on this planet so I'm gonna have to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: spinnis on April 27, 2008, 07:20:55 AM
Yep, but he could probably still kick the shit out of 99.9999% of men on this planet so I'm gonna have to give him the benefit of the doubt.

I agree, His punch is probably harder now with all that weight behind it.. God damnit lol
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: danielson on April 27, 2008, 09:51:42 AM
Fried chicken, catfish and malt liquor are very high in calories.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Epic_Monster on April 27, 2008, 09:53:51 AM
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Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: BEAST 8692 on April 27, 2008, 10:03:19 AM
i'm thinking he's not training for a fight right now...
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: spinnis on April 27, 2008, 10:08:43 AM
(http://i31.tinypic.com/b6qywm.jpg)

Hahahahah!!11! What a lard arse.

I'm now 98.34567% certain that I could make him tap now.

165lbs with abs > 300lbs+ ex undisputed world champion, mental rapist.

Are u sure thats him btw?



Looks alot taller then Tyson,
And lol the back of the head doesn´t look like him either  ;D
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: spinnis on April 27, 2008, 10:09:24 AM
(http://i31.tinypic.com/b6qywm.jpg)

Hahahahah!!11! What a lard arse.

I'm now 98.34567% certain that I could make him tap now.

165lbs with abs > 300lbs+ ex undisputed world champion, mental rapist.


(http://www.boxnews.com.ua/photos/660/MikeTysonMcBrideWeigh.jpg)
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Purple Aki on April 27, 2008, 10:14:12 AM
Are u sure thats him btw?



Looks alot taller then Tyson,
And lol the back of the head doesn´t look like him either  ;D

It's definitely him. In the second picture, notice how his rape targeting system has locked on to the girl in front of hims ass.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: BEAST 8692 on April 27, 2008, 10:15:32 AM
that's most definitely tyson, unless he has a twin brother with the exact same artistic tastes and has also had a long career in boxing (note the tell tale scar tissue and puffiness around the brow).
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Team Diver on April 27, 2008, 10:18:39 AM
I would avoid any eye-contact with him...
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Purge_WTF on April 27, 2008, 10:27:20 AM
  Dude's a walking train wreck.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Stark on April 27, 2008, 10:34:39 AM
It's definitely him. In the second picture, notice how his rape targeting system has locked on to the girl in front of hims ass.

rofl :D
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Thealmightyronald on April 27, 2008, 10:54:44 AM
Would not want to piss him off.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Parker on April 27, 2008, 11:08:54 AM
Would not want to piss him off.

Yeah, now you don't know if he is gonna kill you, or kill you and then eat you.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: brent2741 on April 27, 2008, 11:11:49 AM
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Hahahahah!!11! What a lard arse.

I'm now 98.34567% certain that I could make him tap now.

165lbs with abs > 300lbs+ ex undisputed world champion, mental rapist.
he would kill you
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: JohnnyVegas on April 27, 2008, 11:12:59 AM
Yep, but he could probably still kick the shit out of 99.9999% of men on this planet so I'm gonna have to give him the benefit of the doubt.

I think I coudl take him, if all ales failed I would just run around him until he tuckered out, maybe about 30 seconds.

Then I would put a figure 4 wrestling move on him and finish with a pile driver!
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Purple Aki on April 27, 2008, 11:19:40 AM
he would kill you

No way, brah.

I've been practicing my striking at a Thai boxing gym, and if it went to the ground it would be curtains for fatty.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: brent2741 on April 29, 2008, 09:22:35 PM
No way, brah.

I've been practicing my striking at a Thai boxing gym, and if it went to the ground it would be curtains for fatty.

wait, wait... my question is do you have some kind of tapout shirt you can wear? That is a horse of a different color!!
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Radical Plato on April 29, 2008, 10:20:39 PM
Mike Tyson quote - "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

Looks like Tyson finally got around to eating those children

Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: sgt. d on April 29, 2008, 11:02:15 PM
I think I coudl take him, if all ales failed I would just run around him until he tuckered out, maybe about 30 seconds.

Then I would put a figure 4 wrestling move on him and finish with a pile driver!

I think youd try to suck his cock you fucking cock sucker
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: aussiejosh on April 29, 2008, 11:17:36 PM
Fuck stg did you have a troubled child hood your one angry young man.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Mobil on April 30, 2008, 03:27:52 AM
thats sad...growing up in the 80's tyson was god... i really want the fella to do well......
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: thepeg on April 30, 2008, 04:34:16 AM
who knew eating children would be so fattening!
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: SAMSON123 on April 30, 2008, 04:51:50 AM
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Hahahahah!!11! What a lard arse.

I'm now 98.34567% certain that I could make him tap now.

165lbs with abs > 300lbs+ ex undisputed world champion, mental rapist.

THESE PICS ARE MORPHED!!!!

I just saw Mike Tyson on the news two days ago and he is not this large. Yes he gained some weight, but I see either a getbigger or that garbage TMZ or similar station has doctored up these photos...just like those Kevin Federline fake photos. Damn amerikkkan media is so FULL OF SHIT.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Mobil on April 30, 2008, 04:58:39 AM
THESE PICS ARE MORPHED!!!!

I just saw Mike Tyson on the news two days ago and he is not this large. Yes he gained some weight, but I see either a getbigger or that garbage TMZ or similar station has doctored up these photos...just like those Kevin Federline fake photos. Damn amerikkkan media is so FULL OF SHIT.

they look legit to me... i just wish mike would do some kind of comeback... he was a idol to me when i was younger.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Purple Aki on April 30, 2008, 05:04:40 AM
THESE PICS ARE MORPHED!!!!

I just saw Mike Tyson on the news two days ago and he is not this large. Yes he gained some weight, but I see either a getbigger or that garbage TMZ or similar station has doctored up these photos...just like those Kevin Federline fake photos. Damn amerikkkan media is so FULL OF SHIT.

See you are falling in to the devil's plan by believing everything you see on the news, my man.

Television...or telling lies to your vision, eh, ya dig!
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: johnnytosh on April 30, 2008, 05:30:59 AM
You blokes are selling yourselves short. Sure he may be a mentally unstable, ex-world champ who could cave your face in with one punch, but has he ever had shredded glutes?

No, I thought not.

I would beat him like a slave, wearing nothing but dreamtan and posing trunks.

Some funnt shit!   ;D
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: SAMSON123 on April 30, 2008, 05:41:18 AM
they look legit to me... i just wish mike would do some kind of comeback... he was a idol to me when i was younger.

YEAH..they look legit to a BLIND person as well...
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Frauhorn on April 30, 2008, 05:48:47 AM
thats not Ronnie Coleman
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: SAMSON123 on April 30, 2008, 06:19:22 AM
EASILY MORPHED LIKE PHOTO ABOVE
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Purple Aki on April 30, 2008, 06:22:45 AM
The bastards! Always trying to keep a brother down with duplicitous means.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: sgt. d on April 30, 2008, 07:01:16 AM
Fuck stg did you have a troubled child hood your one angry young man.

is there things "aussiejosh"
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: aussiejosh on April 30, 2008, 07:08:46 AM
wtf?
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: webcake on April 30, 2008, 07:09:25 AM
Morphed pics...
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: onlyme on April 30, 2008, 07:17:14 AM
EASILY MORPHED LIKE PHOTO ABOVE

That pic is not morphed.  If you saw the video on TV then you would know better.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: bigdarksnake on April 30, 2008, 02:13:56 PM
Maybe when he is done with sumo wrestling mike should do Pro BB. I mean he's tried everything......
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: bigbobs on April 30, 2008, 03:04:43 PM
Maybe when he is done with sumo wrestling mike should do Pro BB. I mean he's tried everything......

If he took up competitive bodybuilding when he was young he'd do very well - but he had a more succesful career than anyone can with bodybuilding.  At his prime he was huge for a natural who does not even bodybuild.  Put him on a bodybuilding routine with drugs and he'd be a force to be reckoned with in bodybuilding, just as he was in boxing.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: SAMSON123 on April 30, 2008, 03:58:45 PM
That pic is not morphed.  If you saw the video on TV then you would know better.

ONLYME likes his men LARGE....
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Kegdrainer on April 30, 2008, 04:41:35 PM
haha the backdrop  says " a bathing ape" lol

seriously looks like someone pasted mike's head on foreman's body
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Purple Aki on June 03, 2008, 08:55:18 AM
Not often he gets good press:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/campaigns/our_boys/article1230738.ece (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/campaigns/our_boys/article1230738.ece)

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FORMER boxing champ Mike Tyson has given one of his precious world title belts to battling soldier Ben Parkinson.

And Tyson, 41, insisted: “He is the real hero – an inspiration.”

Lance Bombardier Ben, 24, who lost both his legs when his Land Rover was blown up by a mine in Afghanistan, was “amazed” to meet his sporting hero at a celebrity dinner.

His mum Diane Dernie, 50, said: “Ben had a wonderful evening. He was over the moon at meeting Mike and getting the belt.

“Mike was an absolute gentleman, he was gentle, caring and kind.”

Para Ben suffered 37 other injuries in the bombing in 2006 – including a blast injury to his brain.

Ben, the worst-injured soldier ever to survive such wounds, met Tyson when the American went to his home town, Doncaster, South Yorks, with the signed IBF title belt.


Diane, a supporter of The Sun-backed Help For Heroes campaign that raises money to care for injured troops, added: “Ben was a heavyweight and boxed for 7th Para.

“He was always a fan of Mike. Despite what has happened, Ben never thinks of himself as special and could not believe Tyson wanted to meet him. We tried to keep the belt a surprise but Ben found out.

“When Prince William and Prince Harry came to Hedley Court, where Ben is being treated, it was the first thing he told them.

“We were informed the belt is very special to Mike – but he has given it to Ben.”

Tyson, who presented the belt at a dinner for 800 fans, said: “I was humbled when I met Ben. I wanted to do something special for him.”

Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Big Worm on June 03, 2008, 09:40:52 AM
No way, brah.

I've been practicing my striking at a Thai boxing gym, and if it went to the ground it would be curtains for fatty.
The only thing going to the ground .......would be you ,once he cracks your skull with a punch..
 Out of shape or not? That man has trained longer than you've been alive... It's gonna take many ,many ,years to even think you can imagine throwing something at him that he doesn't see or hasn't seen a million times..
 But I will give it to you ..You do have a wicked imagination.
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: TechnoViking on June 03, 2008, 08:15:33 PM
The future doesn't look to good for Iron Mike...Massively depressed and highly medicated...My guess is we will someday see "Raging Bull" all over again...
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: jonsande on June 03, 2008, 08:23:18 PM
Iron Mike is the greatest ever.  The guy's got issues, but shit; who doesn't?  People love hating on those with a legacy. 
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: HTexan on June 03, 2008, 08:33:31 PM
he still gets mad chicks ;)
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: JohnnyVegas on June 03, 2008, 10:22:49 PM
he still gets mad chicks ;)

Only crack ho's....his quality has gone WAY down...and lets face it, Robin Givens was no beauty queen.  ::)
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: HTexan on June 03, 2008, 10:40:40 PM
Only crack ho's....his quality has gone WAY down...and lets face it, Robin Givens was no beauty queen.  ::)
give the man a break, is was a tuesday. ;)
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: arce377 on June 03, 2008, 11:57:23 PM
  :(
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 04, 2008, 01:26:41 AM
anyone ever noticed how big his hands are and the long fingers ?
Title: Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on June 04, 2008, 03:20:58 AM
anyone ever noticed how big his hands are and the long fingers ?
photochopped so what big deal he got rich and I didnt so I photochopped it and put on the internet and folks think its real...I did my job.