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brent2741

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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2008, 11:11:49 AM »
Quote from: Purple Aki on April 27, 2008, 03:55:34 AM


Hahahahah!!11! What a lard arse.

I'm now 98.34567% certain that I could make him tap now.

165lbs with abs > 300lbs+ ex undisputed world champion, mental rapist.
he would kill you
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2008, 11:12:59 AM »
Quote from: BigJ on April 27, 2008, 07:19:49 AM
Yep, but he could probably still kick the shit out of 99.9999% of men on this planet so I'm gonna have to give him the benefit of the doubt.

I think I coudl take him, if all ales failed I would just run around him until he tuckered out, maybe about 30 seconds.

Then I would put a figure 4 wrestling move on him and finish with a pile driver!
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2008, 11:19:40 AM »
Quote from: brent2741 on April 27, 2008, 11:11:49 AM
he would kill you

No way, brah.

I've been practicing my striking at a Thai boxing gym, and if it went to the ground it would be curtains for fatty.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2008, 09:22:35 PM »
Quote from: Purple Aki on April 27, 2008, 11:19:40 AM
No way, brah.

I've been practicing my striking at a Thai boxing gym, and if it went to the ground it would be curtains for fatty.

wait, wait... my question is do you have some kind of tapout shirt you can wear? That is a horse of a different color!!
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2008, 10:20:39 PM »
Mike Tyson quote - "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

Looks like Tyson finally got around to eating those children

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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2008, 11:02:15 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyVegas on April 27, 2008, 11:12:59 AM
I think I coudl take him, if all ales failed I would just run around him until he tuckered out, maybe about 30 seconds.

Then I would put a figure 4 wrestling move on him and finish with a pile driver!

I think youd try to suck his cock you fucking cock sucker
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2008, 11:17:36 PM »
Fuck stg did you have a troubled child hood your one angry young man.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2008, 03:27:52 AM »
thats sad...growing up in the 80's tyson was god... i really want the fella to do well......
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2008, 04:34:16 AM »
who knew eating children would be so fattening!
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2008, 04:51:50 AM »
Quote from: Purple Aki on April 27, 2008, 03:55:34 AM


Hahahahah!!11! What a lard arse.

I'm now 98.34567% certain that I could make him tap now.

165lbs with abs > 300lbs+ ex undisputed world champion, mental rapist.

THESE PICS ARE MORPHED!!!!

I just saw Mike Tyson on the news two days ago and he is not this large. Yes he gained some weight, but I see either a getbigger or that garbage TMZ or similar station has doctored up these photos...just like those Kevin Federline fake photos. Damn amerikkkan media is so FULL OF SHIT.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2008, 04:58:39 AM »
Quote from: SAMSON123 on April 30, 2008, 04:51:50 AM
THESE PICS ARE MORPHED!!!!

I just saw Mike Tyson on the news two days ago and he is not this large. Yes he gained some weight, but I see either a getbigger or that garbage TMZ or similar station has doctored up these photos...just like those Kevin Federline fake photos. Damn amerikkkan media is so FULL OF SHIT.

they look legit to me... i just wish mike would do some kind of comeback... he was a idol to me when i was younger.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2008, 05:04:40 AM »
Quote from: SAMSON123 on April 30, 2008, 04:51:50 AM
THESE PICS ARE MORPHED!!!!

I just saw Mike Tyson on the news two days ago and he is not this large. Yes he gained some weight, but I see either a getbigger or that garbage TMZ or similar station has doctored up these photos...just like those Kevin Federline fake photos. Damn amerikkkan media is so FULL OF SHIT.

See you are falling in to the devil's plan by believing everything you see on the news, my man.

Television...or telling lies to your vision, eh, ya dig!
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2008, 05:30:59 AM »
Quote from: Purple Aki on April 27, 2008, 04:29:20 AM
You blokes are selling yourselves short. Sure he may be a mentally unstable, ex-world champ who could cave your face in with one punch, but has he ever had shredded glutes?

No, I thought not.

I would beat him like a slave, wearing nothing but dreamtan and posing trunks.

Some funnt shit!   ;D
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2008, 05:41:18 AM »
Quote from: Mobil on April 30, 2008, 04:58:39 AM
they look legit to me... i just wish mike would do some kind of comeback... he was a idol to me when i was younger.

YEAH..they look legit to a BLIND person as well...
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2008, 05:48:47 AM »
thats not Ronnie Coleman
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2008, 06:19:22 AM »
EASILY MORPHED LIKE PHOTO ABOVE
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2008, 06:22:45 AM »
The bastards! Always trying to keep a brother down with duplicitous means.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #42 on: April 30, 2008, 07:01:16 AM »
Quote from: aussiejosh on April 29, 2008, 11:17:36 PM
Fuck stg did you have a troubled child hood your one angry young man.

is there things "aussiejosh"
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2008, 07:08:46 AM »
wtf?
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #44 on: April 30, 2008, 07:09:25 AM »
Morphed pics...
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #45 on: April 30, 2008, 07:17:14 AM »
Quote from: SAMSON123 on April 30, 2008, 06:19:22 AM
EASILY MORPHED LIKE PHOTO ABOVE

That pic is not morphed.  If you saw the video on TV then you would know better.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #46 on: April 30, 2008, 02:13:56 PM »
Maybe when he is done with sumo wrestling mike should do Pro BB. I mean he's tried everything......
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #47 on: April 30, 2008, 03:04:43 PM »
Quote from: bigdarksnake on April 30, 2008, 02:13:56 PM
Maybe when he is done with sumo wrestling mike should do Pro BB. I mean he's tried everything......

If he took up competitive bodybuilding when he was young he'd do very well - but he had a more succesful career than anyone can with bodybuilding.  At his prime he was huge for a natural who does not even bodybuild.  Put him on a bodybuilding routine with drugs and he'd be a force to be reckoned with in bodybuilding, just as he was in boxing.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #48 on: April 30, 2008, 03:58:45 PM »
Quote from: onlyme on April 30, 2008, 07:17:14 AM
That pic is not morphed.  If you saw the video on TV then you would know better.

ONLYME likes his men LARGE....
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #49 on: April 30, 2008, 04:41:35 PM »
haha the backdrop  says " a bathing ape" lol

seriously looks like someone pasted mike's head on foreman's body
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