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Title: BBing slogans i'd want on teeshirts!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2008, 01:12:44 PM
Suck my Gyno Bytch!!
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Post by: jaejonna on May 03, 2008, 01:16:21 PM
G4P
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2008, 01:17:54 PM
I'm giving up my Kidneys for lent!



 :D
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Post by: Moosejay on May 03, 2008, 01:42:52 PM
"Weights Before Dates"
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Post by: Moosejay on May 03, 2008, 01:45:27 PM
"BB's Have More Meat"
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2008, 02:12:18 PM
"BB's Have More Meat"

good..but i'm going for funny here mate!

sometimes its ok to laugh at yourself...


for persian bbers like nasser

" we blow your mind..NOt your car!"   :D
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Post by: Moosejay on May 03, 2008, 02:17:10 PM
I don't get it....
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Post by: Thealmightyronald on May 03, 2008, 02:18:54 PM
"Wimmens betta be skurrrred!"
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2008, 02:23:54 PM
I don't get it....

you have to be a brownie like me to get it!  :D


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Post by: gordiano on May 03, 2008, 02:29:39 PM
"At least I'm not Dave Palumbo"

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Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2008, 02:36:02 PM
"At least I'm not Dave Palumbo"



lmao!  ;D


" its not pumboism..i swear its just elephantitis"!  :D
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Post by: jetpower on May 03, 2008, 02:36:09 PM
"Just snort it."
    --ProteinFarts!
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Post by: gordiano on May 03, 2008, 02:37:20 PM
"I wanted to be a pro bber, and all I got was Steve Blekman, a sore asshole, and this T-shirt!"
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2008, 02:38:22 PM
"Just snort it."
    --ProteinFarts!

actually tren pellets work well that way....  ;)

as for if you r implying if i used to be a head...

well o my gawwwwwd...this guy just discovered something i'd admitted on here a thousand times  :-\

<encore>!
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2008, 02:39:30 PM
"I wanted to be a pro bber, and all I got was Steve Blekman, a sore asshole, and this T-shirt!"

lmao!!  ;D
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Post by: candidizzle on May 03, 2008, 02:40:27 PM
Suck my Gyno Bytch!!
;D ;D
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2008, 02:42:49 PM
;D ;D

sadly..i actually used to say that to my girl  :D
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Post by: Camel Jockey on May 03, 2008, 02:45:01 PM
"Advil = Helluva drug"
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Post by: candidizzle on May 03, 2008, 02:45:10 PM
sadly..i actually used to say that to my girl  :D
LOL !!

 that would be hot actually
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2008, 02:51:33 PM
"Advil = Helluva drug"

you mean

"HMB!!!  Works like DECA!"
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2008, 02:52:22 PM
LOL !!

 that would be hot actually

only if i lactate!  :D
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Post by: Camel Jockey on May 03, 2008, 02:53:17 PM
you mean

"HMB!!!  Works like DECA!"


Not according to Tim Prince.  ;)
 
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Post by: candidizzle on May 03, 2008, 02:53:52 PM
only if i lactate!  :D
hahahaha
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2008, 02:56:51 PM
Not according to Tim Prince.  ;)
 



gear needed to compete in the big O = $20,000
food needed to grow that much = $ 25,000
needing a kidney implant cause i listened to chad the rad = $200,000
getting did in the ass by a rich european fan = pricess! :D
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Post by: burn2live on May 03, 2008, 02:58:50 PM

gear needed to compete in the big O = $20,000
food needed to grow that much = $ 25,000
needing a kidney implant cause i listened to chad the rad = $200,000
getting did in the ass by a rich european fan = pricess! :D

How about just your name:

PROTEIN FARTS!
Title: Re: BBing slogans i'd want on teeshirts!
Post by: Camel Jockey on May 03, 2008, 03:00:08 PM

gear needed to compete in the big O = $20,000
food needed to grow that much = $ 25,000
needing a kidney implant cause i listened to chad the rad = $200,000
getting did in the ass by a rich european fan = pricess! :D

hahaha

perhaps a Derek Anthony skit?

Toupee = $200
Thong = $30
Pro-Tan= $20
HGH= $4,000
Getting aids from some old queer = Priceless
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2008, 03:02:25 PM
How about just your name:

PROTEIN FARTS!


bwaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaahaaa aaaaa


bwww..ooo wait...lemme catch my breath.....bwwwwaaaahaaa aahaaaaaaaa!



gawd dayum...why i didn't think of that!
Title: Re: BBing slogans i'd want on teeshirts!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 03, 2008, 03:04:57 PM
hahaha

perhaps a Derek Anthony skit?

Toupee = $200
Thong = $30
Pro-Tan= $20
HGH= $4,000
Getting aids from some old queer = Priceless



much better!  ;D


i'd sum all that up into

" reverse blowjobs r fucking rad"!  ;D
Title: Re: BBing slogans i'd want on teeshirts!
Post by: FullROM on May 03, 2008, 03:55:45 PM
That's Not Lee Priest
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Post by: hazbin on May 03, 2008, 07:06:14 PM
if they make it, take it!!
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Post by: The Luke on May 03, 2008, 07:14:10 PM
Shouldn't the tshirt read:

"I'm not Lee Priest" ...or... "This is not Lee Priest"



The Luke
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Post by: Nordic Beast on May 03, 2008, 07:46:49 PM
you might want to start BBing someday toxic before you get your shirt made :-\



HAHAHahahahahahaha
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Post by: Tapeworm on May 03, 2008, 07:53:10 PM
Front: "Not now chief." 

Back: "I'm in the zone!"
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Post by: gordiano on May 03, 2008, 08:23:59 PM
Warning: I use Muscle tech products
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Post by: Monster81 on May 04, 2008, 06:11:16 AM
"ALL DRUGS"
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Title: Re: BBing slogans i'd want on teeshirts!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 04, 2008, 06:12:13 AM
you might want to start BBing someday toxic before you get your shirt made :-\



HAHAHahahahahahaha


everytime nordic beast gets his ass handed to him he posts my drunken pix as proof that he is better looking  :-\

 ;D
Title: Re: BBing slogans i'd want on teeshirts!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 04, 2008, 06:14:07 AM
Warning: I use Muscle tech products

lmao!  ;D
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Post by: Nordic Beast on May 04, 2008, 06:38:58 AM
everytime nordic beast gets his ass handed to him he posts my drunken pix as proof that he is better looking  :-\

 ;D
hahaha you just owned your little 120lb self since thats teh first time Ive ever posted your pics ;) :D

and honestly it made me a little sick to my stomach-----what the fuck are you doing in that first pic :-\
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Post by: G o a t b o y on May 04, 2008, 06:40:54 AM
"I almost died for you bitches!"
Title: Re: BBing slogans i'd want on teeshirts!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 04, 2008, 06:53:53 AM
hahaha you just owned your little 120lb self since thats teh first time Ive ever posted your pics ;) :D

and honestly it made me a little sick to my stomach-----what the fuck are you doing in that first pic :-\

made you sick yet you keep em conveniently handy!

n i'm stumbling shit wasted out of somewhere...
Title: Re: BBing slogans i'd want on teeshirts!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 04, 2008, 06:54:55 AM
"I almost died for you bitches!"


;D
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Post by: boonasty on May 04, 2008, 04:14:10 PM
(Nordic Beast,ProteinFarts)

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=a08bf7b512af51da3dd90279a3f1c56b
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Post by: odilly on May 04, 2008, 06:03:16 PM
Front: "Not now chief." 

Back: "I'm in the zone!"


i would actually buy a shirt that said that
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Post by: gymrat75 on May 04, 2008, 11:06:45 PM
How about:

WHATS YOUR BENCH?!
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Post by: gordiano on May 04, 2008, 11:20:19 PM
Front: "It wasn't me."

Back: "It was my bro-in-law."
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Post by: TheTerrifyer on May 04, 2008, 11:26:01 PM
In all my years, I don't believe I've ever met anyone with a "bodybuilding slogan" on his shirt that wasn't a tool. From "pain is weakness leaving the body" to "shut up and squat", they all tend to be FLEX reading, nitro-tech swilling, calorie counting, ab checking, mirror flexing toolboxes.
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Post by: gordiano on May 04, 2008, 11:26:06 PM
The Dennis James collection:

"You should have seen me 2 weeks out"

Front: "It's a raid"

Back: "Time to pack up and take a permanent vacation."



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Post by: gordiano on May 04, 2008, 11:32:07 PM
Ronnie Coleman Collection:

Front: "evree bodee wanna be a pimp..."

Back: "butt dont nobodee wanna pays no aleemonee"


"Ain't nottin' butt a big peenis" (with arrow pointing to crotch)



Title: Re: BBing slogans i'd want on teeshirts!
Post by: gordiano on May 04, 2008, 11:33:51 PM
In all my years, I don't believe I've ever met anyone with a "bodybuilding slogan" on his shirt that wasn't a tool. From "pain is weakness leaving the body" to "shut up and squat", they all tend to be FLEX reading, nitro-tech swilling, calorie counting, ab checking, mirror flexing toolboxes.

Absolutely. It's the gym version of those emo kids wearing their Abercrombie & Fytch shit.
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Post by: gordiano on May 04, 2008, 11:35:53 PM
In all my years, I don't believe I've ever met anyone with a "bodybuilding slogan" on his shirt that wasn't a tool. From "pain is weakness leaving the body" to "shut up and squat", they all tend to be FLEX reading, nitro-tech swilling, calorie counting, ab checking, mirror flexing toolboxes.

The funniest part is that usually, the tools that wear that type of shirts, are the ones with no muscle...train with zero intensity, are always talking about "hard work", just not actually putting in any.
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Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 11:48:18 PM
"Wimmens betta be skurrrred!"

lol.

(i just pictured myself wearing a shirt that says this)
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Post by: Mars on May 05, 2008, 12:58:03 AM
i would never wear something like that even if i were pro size, its like look at me, i train!!
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Post by: PORKY on May 05, 2008, 01:05:19 AM
"COST U $20!"  ;D
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Post by: LatsMcGee on May 05, 2008, 02:44:28 AM
The funniest part is that usually, the tools that wear that type of shirts, are the ones with no muscle...train with zero intensity, are always talking about "hard work", just not actually putting in any.

"I'm not here to talk.............




unless you can sell me drugs."
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Post by: Colossus_1986 on May 05, 2008, 05:26:37 AM
"I'm not here to talk.............




unless you can sell me drugs."

PRICELES!!! HAHAHAHAH  ;D
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Post by: musclecenter on May 07, 2008, 01:53:12 AM
Do or Die !
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Post by: Dr Kincaid on May 07, 2008, 02:12:54 AM
Stairway to Deca,
The Kidney's are Evil and must be Punished
Pro IFBB - Anti Kidney
Turtle Belly
Shakes Makes Farts
Hank & Luke Wood's Old Time Country Kitchen
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Post by: HTexan on May 07, 2008, 03:12:28 AM
"i slammed 30 pounds dumbbells"
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Post by: mossel on May 07, 2008, 06:59:12 AM
it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.


(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/431045947_d684f303f3.jpg?v=1174623593)
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Post by: gordiano on May 07, 2008, 08:34:38 AM
"i slammed 30 pounds dumbbells"

I could definitely sell these to the "studs" at my gym who do that shit, and think they're "hardcore".  ::)
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Post by: mass 04 on May 07, 2008, 08:37:01 AM
"Real Men Wear Sparkly Posing Trunks."