Author Topic: BBing slogans i'd want on teeshirts! (Read 4677 times)

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #25 on:** May 03, 2008, 03:00:08 PM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on May 03, 2008, 02:56:51 PM

gear needed to compete in the big O = $20,000
food needed to grow that much = $ 25,000
needing a kidney implant cause i listened to chad the rad = $200,000
getting did in the ass by a rich european fan = pricess!

hahaha

perhaps a Derek Anthony skit?

Toupee = $200
Thong = $30
Pro-Tan= $20
HGH= $4,000
Getting aids from some old queer = Priceless

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #26 on:** May 03, 2008, 03:02:25 PM »

Quote from: burn2live on May 03, 2008, 02:58:50 PM

How about just your name:

PROTEIN FARTS!

bwaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaahaaa aaaaa

bwww..ooo wait...lemme catch my breath.....bwwwwaaaahaaa aahaaaaaaaa!

gawd dayum...why i didn't think of that!

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #27 on:** May 03, 2008, 03:04:57 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on May 03, 2008, 03:00:08 PM

hahaha

perhaps a Derek Anthony skit?

Toupee = $200
Thong = $30
Pro-Tan= $20
HGH= $4,000
Getting aids from some old queer = Priceless

much better!

i'd sum all that up into

" reverse blowjobs r fucking rad"!

FullROM · « **Reply #28 on:** May 03, 2008, 03:55:45 PM »

That's Not Lee Priest

hazbin · « **Reply #29 on:** May 03, 2008, 07:06:14 PM »

if they make it, take it!!

The Luke · « **Reply #30 on:** May 03, 2008, 07:14:10 PM »

Shouldn't the tshirt read:

"I'm not Lee Priest" ...or... "This is not Lee Priest"

The Luke

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #31 on:** May 03, 2008, 07:46:49 PM »

you might want to start BBing someday toxic before you get your shirt made $:-\$

HAHAHahahahahahaha

Tapeworm · « **Reply #32 on:** May 03, 2008, 07:53:10 PM »

Front: "Not now chief."

Back: "I'm in the zone!"

gordiano · « **Reply #33 on:** May 03, 2008, 08:23:59 PM »

Warning: I use Muscle tech products

Monster81 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:11:16 AM »

"ALL DRUGS"[/b]

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #35 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:12:13 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Beast on May 03, 2008, 07:46:49 PM

you might want to start BBing someday toxic before you get your shirt made $:-\$

HAHAHahahahahahaha

everytime nordic beast gets his ass handed to him he posts my drunken pix as proof that he is better looking $:-\$

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #36 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:14:07 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on May 03, 2008, 08:23:59 PM

Warning: I use Muscle tech products

lmao!

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #37 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:38:58 AM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on May 04, 2008, 06:12:13 AM

everytime nordic beast gets his ass handed to him he posts my drunken pix as proof that he is better looking $:-\$

hahaha you just owned your little 120lb self since thats teh first time Ive ever posted your pics

and honestly it made me a little sick to my stomach-----what the fuck are you doing in that first pic $:-\$

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #38 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:40:54 AM »

"I almost died for you bitches!"

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #39 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:53:53 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Beast on May 04, 2008, 06:38:58 AM

hahaha you just owned your little 120lb self since thats teh first time Ive ever posted your pics

and honestly it made me a little sick to my stomach-----what the fuck are you doing in that first pic $:-\$

made you sick yet you keep em conveniently handy!

n i'm stumbling shit wasted out of somewhere...

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #40 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:54:55 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on May 04, 2008, 06:40:54 AM

"I almost died for you bitches!"

boonasty · « **Reply #41 on:** May 04, 2008, 04:14:10 PM »

(Nordic Beast,ProteinFarts)

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=a08bf7b512af51da3dd90279a3f1c56b

odilly · « **Reply #42 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:03:16 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on May 03, 2008, 07:53:10 PM

Front: "Not now chief."

Back: "I'm in the zone!"

i would actually buy a shirt that said that

gymrat75 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 04, 2008, 11:06:45 PM »

How about:

WHATS YOUR BENCH?!

gordiano · « **Reply #44 on:** May 04, 2008, 11:20:19 PM »

Front: "It wasn't me."

Back: "It was my bro-in-law."

TheTerrifyer · « **Reply #45 on:** May 04, 2008, 11:26:01 PM »

In all my years, I don't believe I've ever met anyone with a "bodybuilding slogan" on his shirt that wasn't a tool. From "pain is weakness leaving the body" to "shut up and squat", they all tend to be FLEX reading, nitro-tech swilling, calorie counting, ab checking, mirror flexing toolboxes.

gordiano · « **Reply #46 on:** May 04, 2008, 11:26:06 PM »

The Dennis James collection:

"You should have seen me 2 weeks out"

Front: "It's a raid"

Back: "Time to pack up and take a permanent vacation."

gordiano · « **Reply #47 on:** May 04, 2008, 11:32:07 PM »

Ronnie Coleman Collection:

Front: "evree bodee wanna be a pimp..."

Back: "butt dont nobodee wanna pays no aleemonee"

"Ain't nottin' butt a big peenis" (with arrow pointing to crotch)

gordiano · « **Reply #48 on:** May 04, 2008, 11:33:51 PM »

Quote from: TheTerrifyer on May 04, 2008, 11:26:01 PM

In all my years, I don't believe I've ever met anyone with a "bodybuilding slogan" on his shirt that wasn't a tool. From "pain is weakness leaving the body" to "shut up and squat", they all tend to be FLEX reading, nitro-tech swilling, calorie counting, ab checking, mirror flexing toolboxes.

Absolutely. It's the gym version of those emo kids wearing their Abercrombie & Fytch shit.

gordiano · « **Reply #49 on:** May 04, 2008, 11:35:53 PM »

Quote from: TheTerrifyer on May 04, 2008, 11:26:01 PM

In all my years, I don't believe I've ever met anyone with a "bodybuilding slogan" on his shirt that wasn't a tool. From "pain is weakness leaving the body" to "shut up and squat", they all tend to be FLEX reading, nitro-tech swilling, calorie counting, ab checking, mirror flexing toolboxes.

The funniest part is that usually, the tools that wear that type of shirts, are the ones with no muscle...train with zero intensity, are always talking about "hard work", just not actually putting in any.