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Title: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 10:55:26 AM
Ssry...can'ty type much one handed....can't use dom arm so nurse must cut my food....can't even wak off!

Suggestions?
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Livewire on May 05, 2008, 10:56:44 AM
Suggestions?

stop making shitty posts, for a start.
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: bigmc on May 05, 2008, 10:57:14 AM
kill yourself

and stop posting twenty year old pics of you weighing a buck fifty

hope that helps
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 10:57:43 AM
If being shitty means I am different than YOU, than I will continue on with my shitty posts... ;)
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 11:03:26 AM
kill yourself

and stop posting twenty year old pics of you weighing a buck fifty

hope that helps

Oh gosh...there ya go

Some very recent picks...all better than you....you were conceived on one of your pappy's weak sperm days, no doubt! ;)
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: bigmc on May 05, 2008, 11:04:28 AM
oh brother  ::)
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Post by: technokc on May 05, 2008, 11:04:55 AM
What the hell again are you in the hospital for?
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 11:06:29 AM
Neurosurgery times 3
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Deadpool on May 05, 2008, 11:08:10 AM
Ssry...can'ty type much one handed....can't use dom arm so nurse must cut my food....can't even wak off!

Suggestions?

 ::)
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: bigmc on May 05, 2008, 11:08:51 AM
Neurosurgery times 3

can't you think of a decent thread
  ???
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: dr.chimps on May 05, 2008, 11:10:59 AM
Neurosurgery times 3
:o  Holy smokes, my friend. Lotsa doohickies, wiring and a few dinguses up there. I hope your doc knows what he's doing! Don't want to cross any main cables or anything. 
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 11:20:29 AM
can't you think of a decent thread
  ???


tell ya what...since my thinking is blurred, why don't  you get out of the stands, come onto the field, pl;ay a round or two and YOU think up a decent thread, armchair qb
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: The ChemistV2 on May 05, 2008, 12:11:50 PM
Hang in there ,pal. I hope these procedures are almost over for you. It seems that you are handling this nightmare much better than most people would. After this, hopefully you can stay away from hospitals and doctors for as long as possible. I'm rooting for you, Mike.
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: The ChemistV2 on May 05, 2008, 12:14:13 PM
Oh and i'm glad the title of this thread didn't mean what I thought it did. I thought she may have  cut some other "meat". Then you really wouldn't be able to Yank your Frank.
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: no one on May 05, 2008, 01:36:03 PM


i don't know why people bust moosejay's balls so much.

he's a nice guy, and has a quick wit.

he's going thru a bad time and being in the hospital i imagine this board is just a form of escape from the drudgery he is undergoing.

cut him some slack, or fuck off.




Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 03:11:02 PM
:o  Holy smokes, my friend. Lotsa doohickies, wiring and a few dinguses up there. I hope your doc knows what he's doing! Don't want to cross any main cables or anything. 

ida know...i HOPE he klnoews
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 03:12:02 PM
Hang in there ,pal. I hope these procedures are almost over for you. It seems that you are handling this nightmare much better than most people would. After this, hopefully you can stay away from hospitals and doctors for as long as possible. I'm rooting for you, Mike.

Thanks chem you really do lifet my spirits to know there are high quality americans like you ouyt there
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 03:13:12 PM
Oh and i'm glad the title of this thread didn't mean what I thought it did. I thought she may have  cut some other "meat". Then you really wouldn't be able to Yank your Frank.

yes no nurse bobbit here thabks to God
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 03:14:24 PM

i don't know why people bust moosejay's balls so much.

he's a nice guy, and has a quick wit.

he's going thru a bad time and being in the hospital i imagine this board is just a form of escape from the drudgery he is undergoing.

cut him some slack, or fuck off.

Thnaks you noone.

It doesn't really bother me...I am happy to conversate with anyone

and even lift them up if I can

thabks again

mikme




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Post by: Sharma on May 05, 2008, 03:16:36 PM
another great post by tiny tim
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Post by: Method101 on May 05, 2008, 03:16:57 PM
Moosejay grow the mustache back, the luigi look suited you.  8)

ime not being sarcastic.  ;D
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Simple Carbs on May 05, 2008, 03:18:16 PM
yes no nurse bobbit here thabks to God

Listen up mother fucker.

When I told you to fuck off, I meant it.
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 03:18:35 PM
another great post by tiny tim

as long as

Moosejay does not

= sHARMA

then I will stay my course ;)

homo
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 03:19:33 PM
Listen up mother fucker.

When I told you to fuck off, I meant it.


OOOOOOOOooooooooo

perhaps we should duel at dawn, simpleton
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Simple Carbs on May 05, 2008, 03:32:54 PM

OOOOOOOOooooooooo

perhaps we should duel at dawn, simpleton

Perhaps ill come in and excrete some of my fecal matter on your face while you sleep.
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 03:33:49 PM
you are insignificant
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Simple Carbs on May 05, 2008, 03:34:54 PM
You are illegitimate.
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Sharma on May 05, 2008, 03:36:45 PM
I don't even believe this old cripple is even in hospital. i dont know many that you can surf all day in.

if he is. someone please got here and pull all his tubes out
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 03:39:34 PM
we have security in America, you prehistoric filthy camel rider

I realize anesthesia to you is taking a swig of rum, biting on a stick while the witch doctor digs a bullet out your flesh with a rusty knife, but we are orgaized and sterile in the States

and you'd get the dirt kicked out of you if you tried to approach one of our esteemd iunstitutions

only a maytter of time till we erase your misbegotten country off the map

'God bless America, and no where else..."
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Simple Carbs on May 05, 2008, 03:41:41 PM
we have security in America, you prehistoric filthy camel rider

I realize anesthesia to you is taking a swig of rum, biting on a stick while the witch doctor digs a bullet out your flesh with a rusty knife, but we are orgaized and sterile in the States

and you'd get the dirt kicked out of you if you tried to approach one of our esteemd iunstitutions

only a maytter of time till we erase your misbegotten country off the map

'God bless America, and no where else..."

You fucking racist.
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 03:42:38 PM
Moosejay grow the mustache back, the luigi look suited you.  8)

ime not being sarcastic.  ;D

ironically, I was thinking of it but my gal says 'no'
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 03:43:45 PM
You fucking racist.

watch your language or your outta here... :o
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Sharma on May 05, 2008, 03:45:03 PM
we have security in America, you prehistoric filthy camel rider

I realize anesthesia to you is taking a swig of rum, biting on a stick while the witch doctor digs a bullet out your flesh with a rusty knife, but we are orgaized and sterile in the States

and you'd get the dirt kicked out of you if you tried to approach one of our esteemd iunstitutions

only a maytter of time till we erase your misbegotten country off the map

'God bless America, and no where else..."

You can't even spell word properly and it's supposed to be your language. It's my third.

Also, I am sure you didn't know this - you look very low class, shit house etc.. - but a great many doctors in America are Arabs.

So basically the Arabs are saving your crippled, winging , constipated old man ass.

Praise Allah for the Muslims who save your worthless life.

ps, you look like an Arab anyway
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Simple Carbs on May 05, 2008, 03:45:10 PM
watch your language or your outta here... :o

Suck my dick kunt.
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 04:02:57 PM
You fucking racist.

No, actually, I am a jingoist.

But I wouldn't expect you to understand that word. :)

Peace to you,

Moosejay
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 04:05:58 PM
You can't even spell word properly and it's supposed to be your language. It's my third.

Also, I am sure you didn't know this - you look very low class, shit house etc.. - but a great many doctors in America are Arabs.

So basically the Arabs are saving your crippled, winging , constipated old man ass.

Praise Allah for the Muslims who save your worthless life.

ps, you look like an Arab anyway

you are filth

as is mohammed, mohammed

And no, I only have Italian doctors, for whatever reason

But I can understand them

they don't speak gibberish

I have a nice home

I am a published author

just google my name

and move out of the desert

yes, you folkks are very smart

just keep throwing those rocks at tanks

Truly

an award winning plan

I wouldn't change a thing
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 04:14:35 PM
Oh sharma

I forgot

Someone left

a turd in the toilet bowl

kinda looked like a cross

between

Allah and Nasser

How about that?
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: The ChemistV2 on May 05, 2008, 07:19:23 PM
You mean that people who blow themselves up and kill innocent people with the expectation of having sex with 72 virgins for all eternity aren't intellectual giants? Wow, what a revelation!
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Post by: Disgusted on May 05, 2008, 07:25:00 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.  >:(
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 07:32:55 PM
You mean that people who blow themselves up and kill innocent people with the expectation of having sex with 72 virgins for all eternity aren't intellectual giants? Wow, what a revelation!

Yeah Chem, I am flummoxed...!
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 07:33:35 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.  >:(

niiiiiicccceeee...... :-*
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on May 05, 2008, 08:08:38 PM
sheit dude im sorry I guess we need to stop making fun of you I didnt know that was you hope you recover well....

Oh gosh...there ya go

Some very recent picks...all better than you....you were conceived on one of your pappy's weak sperm days, no doubt! ;)
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 08:44:14 PM
No no Jock...no big deal...its all in good fun

This place is great stress relief for me

Thanks for your well wishes
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Post by: Tombo on May 05, 2008, 09:00:54 PM
::)

that picture barely even helps illustrate the point..
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 05, 2008, 09:02:52 PM
Moosejay wouldn't be out of place all over the LANA DORA thread on MM
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 09:04:16 PM
that picture barely even helps illustrate the point..

I don't get it
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 09:04:50 PM
Moosejay wouldn't be out of place all over the LANA DORA thread on MM

What does that mean, BSB?
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 05, 2008, 09:11:07 PM
What does that mean, BSB?

It means you're too nice for either this board or getbig as a whole.
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 05, 2008, 09:11:49 PM
Oh, thanks, I guess.
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on May 05, 2008, 10:22:59 PM
No no Jock...no big deal...its all in good fun

This place is great stress relief for me

Thanks for your well wishes
ok then if thats the case FCK YOU





















 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: roc on May 05, 2008, 10:24:10 PM
moose just be patient with your recovery, seriously! i obviously don't know the details of your surgery but just be patient. is your hand wrapped up, or immobilized?
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Post by: TechnoViking on May 05, 2008, 10:36:41 PM
MooseJay, since you are in the hospital with time on your hands...Here is your assignment

Google Chemtrails and post how the chemicals could effect all of us that are trying to be healthy and post a thread about them with Youtube video's for all to see...

That is the challenge....ARe you up to it?
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Tombo on May 06, 2008, 04:03:40 PM
I don't get it

well lets just say posting a man on a minigun is as helpful as her explaining her joke, as it would be posting a picture of a paintbrush
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 06, 2008, 07:28:42 PM
moose just be patient with your recovery, seriously! i obviously don't know the details of your surgery but just be patient. is your hand wrapped up, or immobilized?

Yes, I have to wear a Cast and sling for six weeks, will do and thanks, roc
Title: Re: My nurse must cut my meat..
Post by: Moosejay on May 06, 2008, 07:29:21 PM
MooseJay, since you are in the hospital with time on your hands...Here is your assignment

Google Chemtrails and post how the chemicals could effect all of us that are trying to be healthy and post a thread about them with Youtube video's for all to see...

That is the challenge....ARe you up to it?

Sorry, techno, I am now out of the hosp!