My nurse must cut my meat..

[Moosejay]

Ssry...can'ty type much one handed....can't use dom arm so nurse must cut my food....can't even wak off!

Suggestions?

[Livewire]

Suggestions?

stop making shitty posts, for a start.

[bigmc]

kill yourself

and stop posting twenty year old pics of you weighing a buck fifty

hope that helps

[Moosejay]

If being shitty means I am different than YOU, than I will continue on with my shitty posts...

[Moosejay]

kill yourself

and stop posting twenty year old pics of you weighing a buck fifty

hope that helps

Oh gosh...there ya go

Some very recent picks...all better than you....you were conceived on one of your pappy's weak sperm days, no doubt!

[bigmc]

oh brother 

[technokc]

What the hell again are you in the hospital for?

[Moosejay]

Neurosurgery times 3

[Deadpool]

Ssry...can'ty type much one handed....can't use dom arm so nurse must cut my food....can't even wak off!

Suggestions?

 

[bigmc]

Neurosurgery times 3

can't you think of a decent thread
 

[dr.chimps]

Neurosurgery times 3

  Holy smokes, my friend. Lotsa doohickies, wiring and a few dinguses up there. I hope your doc knows what he's doing! Don't want to cross any main cables or anything. 

[Moosejay]

can't you think of a decent thread
 

tell ya what...since my thinking is blurred, why don't  you get out of the stands, come onto the field, pl;ay a round or two and YOU think up a decent thread, armchair qb

[The ChemistV2]

Hang in there ,pal. I hope these procedures are almost over for you. It seems that you are handling this nightmare much better than most people would. After this, hopefully you can stay away from hospitals and doctors for as long as possible. I'm rooting for you, Mike.

[The ChemistV2]

Oh and i'm glad the title of this thread didn't mean what I thought it did. I thought she may have  cut some other "meat". Then you really wouldn't be able to Yank your Frank.

[no one]

i don't know why people bust moosejay's balls so much.

he's a nice guy, and has a quick wit.

he's going thru a bad time and being in the hospital i imagine this board is just a form of escape from the drudgery he is undergoing.

cut him some slack, or fuck off.

[Moosejay]

  Holy smokes, my friend. Lotsa doohickies, wiring and a few dinguses up there. I hope your doc knows what he's doing! Don't want to cross any main cables or anything. 

ida know...i HOPE he klnoews

[Moosejay]

Hang in there ,pal. I hope these procedures are almost over for you. It seems that you are handling this nightmare much better than most people would. After this, hopefully you can stay away from hospitals and doctors for as long as possible. I'm rooting for you, Mike.

Thanks chem you really do lifet my spirits to know there are high quality americans like you ouyt there

[Moosejay]

Oh and i'm glad the title of this thread didn't mean what I thought it did. I thought she may have  cut some other "meat". Then you really wouldn't be able to Yank your Frank.

yes no nurse bobbit here thabks to God

[Moosejay]

i don't know why people bust moosejay's balls so much.

he's a nice guy, and has a quick wit.

he's going thru a bad time and being in the hospital i imagine this board is just a form of escape from the drudgery he is undergoing.

cut him some slack, or fuck off.

Thnaks you noone.

It doesn't really bother me...I am happy to conversate with anyone

and even lift them up if I can

thabks again

mikme

[Sharma]

another great post by tiny tim

[Method101]

Moosejay grow the mustache back, the luigi look suited you.  

ime not being sarcastic.  

[Simple Carbs]

yes no nurse bobbit here thabks to God

Listen up mother fucker.

When I told you to fuck off, I meant it.

[Moosejay]

another great post by tiny tim

as long as

Moosejay does not

= sHARMA

then I will stay my course

homo

[Moosejay]

Listen up mother fucker.

When I told you to fuck off, I meant it.

OOOOOOOOooooooooo

perhaps we should duel at dawn, simpleton

[Simple Carbs]

OOOOOOOOooooooooo

perhaps we should duel at dawn, simpleton

Perhaps ill come in and excrete some of my fecal matter on your face while you sleep.