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Title: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: ATHEIST on May 05, 2008, 07:46:51 PM
This is my problem.

The Finance company i work with just purchased a new property and the building will be finished in a month or so. The employees in my department as well as two other departments will be transferring to the new building, it is two stories with four restrooms all are singles (one toilet) two per floor, so its basically a private restroom. Here is my dilemma, the company is making two of the restrooms for females and the other two unisex, there will be no male only restrooms. When i heard about this i got pissed, they are also trying to keep this info private until we make the move. I dont want to share a restroom with  female coworkers. The number of females greatly out number the males, however it just isnt right, females take forever in the restrooms. Am i over reacting? will it not be as bad as i think its going to be? Oh i already called the state office for civil liberties and they said it isnt discrimination.  Please help. i know if the table were turned the female in charge of the opporation would not be as adamant on having two male restrooms and two unisex restrooms....
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: danielson on May 05, 2008, 07:49:45 PM
Kind of like how there is a black entertainment channel and no white entertainment channel. I'd be pissed too.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: Dirty Harry on May 05, 2008, 07:59:29 PM
I dont blame you, do you have a union you can go to?

I'm surprised the women arent screaming about this.

It wouldn't be good to be walking out of the cubicle after taking a dump as an office hotty walks in..
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: chaos on May 05, 2008, 08:43:10 PM
One good beer and hot peppered egg dump in one of those restrooms will permanently make it a mens room. And leave a Playboy on the back of the toilet.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: onlyme on May 05, 2008, 11:32:14 PM
One good beer and hot peppered egg dump in one of those restrooms will permanently make it a mens room. And leave a Playboy on the back of the toilet.

Yep my answer too.  Leave the seat up and a huge dump too.  Write some good graffiti on the walls too. 
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: Dirty Harry on May 06, 2008, 01:34:30 AM
One good beer and hot peppered egg dump in one of those restrooms will permanently make it a mens room. And leave a Playboy on the back of the toilet.

And remember to piss all over the floor.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: Butterbean on May 06, 2008, 06:34:52 AM
hahaa good responses ;D



ATHEIST, you say that the number of females greatly outnumber the males.  Maybe that is why corporate plans to designate the bathrooms as they are?  In any case it seems that all the bathrooms could be unisex.

I would just consider any open bathroom is available to anyone...even if they sign says "women."    Certainly no one wants you to stand in line in the hall with a turtle head.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: DK II on May 06, 2008, 06:42:06 AM
And remember to piss all over the floor.

I agree.

pissing while standing and leaving visible piss marks all over the toilet will prevent from women entering it again.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: ~flower~ on May 06, 2008, 06:43:06 AM
If they are all single bathrooms then why not just make them all unisex?  If you are going to be alone in there then who cares?
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: Butterbean on May 06, 2008, 06:43:59 AM
I agree.

pissing while standing and leaving visible piss marks all over the toilet will prevent from women entering it again.
In addition if you leave the toilet in a "hairy situation" it could discourage use from the females.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: DK II on May 06, 2008, 06:54:16 AM
In addition if you leave the toilet in a "hairy situation" it could discourage use from the females.

just taking a real mle dump on the toilet might solve the situation.

Problem is, if there aren't many males around, the feloner will be found very fast.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: Dirty Harry on May 06, 2008, 07:09:10 AM
I've heard womens toilets are worse than mens most of the time so it might be Atheist looking for somewhere else to take a crap.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: 240 is Back on May 06, 2008, 08:31:55 AM
This is an easy one.


Take loud, graphic dumps.  Walk around with your junk out in the bathroom.  Walk in unannounced and catch a few in the act.  maybe even crank one out on the clock and get caught doing it.  make the women uncomfortable.

better yet - get some of that skunk spray.  very effective.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: ATHEIST on May 06, 2008, 11:28:30 AM
Kind of like how there is a black entertainment channel and no white entertainment channel. I'd be pissed too.
of course if there were a white entertainment channel Jesse Jackson and his buddy Al Sharpton would cry racism.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: ATHEIST on May 06, 2008, 11:33:55 AM
Yep my answer too.  Leave the seat up and a huge dump too.  Write some good graffiti on the walls too. 
i was thinking about taking all the toilet paper out of the restroom a few times a day, i hate that it has to come to this, or hell just remover the toilet seat all together, be kind of hard to hide that in my pants though
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: Dos Equis on May 06, 2008, 11:37:40 AM
Good luck with this one.  Unisex bathrooms are coming to a business near you.  They have been trying to push a "gender identity" bill through the legislature for the past several years that will prohibit discrimination in employment on the basis of a person's actual or perceived gender identity and/or expression.    
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: ATHEIST on May 06, 2008, 11:39:59 AM
hahaa good responses ;D



ATHEIST, you say that the number of females greatly outnumber the males.  Maybe that is why corporate plans to designate the bathrooms as they are?  In any case it seems that all the bathrooms could be unisex.

I would just consider any open bathroom is available to anyone...even if they sign says "women."    Certainly no one wants you to stand in line in the hall with a turtle head.
thats what i was thinking, but the person in charge of the operation doesnt see that, i feel this is an injustice and am doing my best not to retaliate in some way.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: ATHEIST on May 06, 2008, 11:45:30 AM
I've heard womens toilets are worse than mens most of the time so it might be Atheist looking for somewhere else to take a crap.
i used to work at a gym in college and would have to check both restrooms, i was surprised at how dirty the women's was. not saying thats how all women are, just my experience.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: ATHEIST on May 06, 2008, 11:48:15 AM
I dont blame you, do you have a union you can go to?

It wouldn't be good to be walking out of the cubicle after taking a dump as an office hotty walks in..
no union to go to...

and yes there are a few hotties that will be there..i can only do the " it wasnt me" shtick for so long.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: ATHEIST on May 06, 2008, 11:50:11 AM
Good luck with this one.  Unisex bathrooms are coming to a business near you.  They have been trying to push a "gender identity" bill through the legislature for the past several years that will prohibit discrimination in employment on the basis of a person's actual or perceived gender identity and/or expression.    
i have no problem with the unisex if it has to be that way, but why do the women get their own restrooms? I mean there are four total restrooms why cant they just make one a mens?
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: Dos Equis on May 06, 2008, 11:59:36 AM
i have no problem with the unisex if it has to be that way, but why do the women get their own restrooms? I mean there are four total restrooms why cant they just make one a mens?

If there is a unisex bathroom, a woman's bathroom, but no men's bathroom then that sounds improper to me.  Did you call the Hawaii Civil Rights Commission? 
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: 240 is Back on May 06, 2008, 12:12:02 PM
Hawaii Civil Rights Commission? 

Oh brother.
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: Dos Equis on May 06, 2008, 12:16:49 PM
Oh brother.

 ::)
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: ATHEIST on May 06, 2008, 12:32:09 PM
If there is a unisex bathroom, a woman's bathroom, but no men's bathroom then that sounds improper to me.  Did you call the Hawaii Civil Rights Commission? 
yes i did, they said its not discrimination because the men have access to the unisex restroom. its just not right. i know if the tables were turned and there were only four of five females and thirty males, management would make it a priority to give the minority their own restrooms.
 serioulsy girls take forever in the restrooms, if i have to go i know i'll be wating..
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: Dos Equis on May 06, 2008, 01:05:14 PM
yes i did, they said its not discrimination because the men have access to the unisex restroom. its just not right. i know if the tables were turned and there were only four of five females and thirty males, management would make it a priority to give the minority their own restrooms.
 serioulsy girls take forever in the restrooms, if i have to go i know i'll be wating..

Is this something an investigator told you over the phone (i.e., not discrimination)? 

It does sound unfair to me. 

You know, now that I think about it, I have to share my bathroom with a woman at home (my wife).  I should lobby for my own bathroom. . . .
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: ATHEIST on May 06, 2008, 02:19:33 PM
Is this something an investigator told you over the phone (i.e., not discrimination)? 

It does sound unfair to me. 

You know, now that I think about it, I have to share my bathroom with a woman at home (my wife).  I should lobby for my own bathroom. . . .
i dont know if it was an investigator, but just spoke to someone from HCRC and thats what they she told me. i was thinking about calling again and getting another opinion, but thats just me getting desperate. its just the principal of the thing.

 im pretty sure your wife would love to have her own bathroom also. i share a bathroom with my gf. just bottles of shampoo, conditioners, makeup remover everywhere. i keep telling her why cant you just have; soap, shampoo, and toothpaste? we have four bottles of hair product just in the shower!!!!  that doesnt include her two different bodywashes and two luffas.
the embarrassing and sad part is that she moved in with me....
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: Stark on May 09, 2008, 07:29:15 AM
make sure you eat some Mutlivitamins 30min before, so your piss is real yellow.

In all fairness this is another excample of reverse sexism
Title: Re: Seriously need your help fellas...
Post by: ATHEIST on May 09, 2008, 03:18:02 PM
make sure you eat some Mutlivitamins 30min before, so your piss is real yellow.

In all fairness this is another excample of reverse sexism
that seriously pisses me off. i'll just overload on some B complex.