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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Moosejay on May 12, 2008, 02:58:53 PM
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My nephew will turn 18 tomorrow, and will be graduating high school next month.
He had a part time job at Quizno's, which suddenly and unceremoniously closed down, leaving him without a part-time job.
He likes to work out, and is getting in pretty hard, toned shape. I don't think he wants to get to 'jacked' as the youngsters like to say, but he looks to have potential.
Anyway...Here was my offer for a job to him consisted of(more like a sponsorship):
I am going to pay him $1,000.00 per month for four months, until he goes to college, to workout.
His job 'perks' will also include:
-Free tanning for the summer
-Natural NPC and WNBF Champion Ralph Remy as his trainer (twice per month to keep him on track)
-All the supplements he needs
-Photographs taken monthly by my NPC contest photographer, Dave Cain
-All necessary motivational and training books and literature
-Weekly stipend for food as per whatever Ralph writes up in his diet.
My nephew was pretty psyched by my "job offer". He is all up for it.
However...
I told him he may get an additional part time job (Truly, how much time can training take?), but ONLY if he does not miss workouts or screw up any other portion of his regimen because of it.
He must write down all aspects of his training and nutrition, and present it to me at the end of each month, at which time I will 'pay' him with the $1,000.00 installment.
And he must reach his goals by September 1st.
There are other facets to this, but I will not bore you.
In thought this might be a better 'sponsorship package' than what some IFBB pros get!
I don't have kids and am not married, so he is kinda like a surrogate son to me.
All I can tell you is I wish someone gave ME a job like this when I was 18!
PS: Anyone suggest good supplements for an 18 year old that taste pretty good and afford good protein? I buy my stuff through Dynamic Marketing...
Moosejay Approved
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Good idea if you want to waste money, and not teach that kid responsibility.
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There are other facets to this, but I will not bore you.
Too late
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Good idea if you want to waste money, and not teach that kid responsibility.
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Awesome!
All means encourage him. He will miss the odd workout perhaps though try to remember what it wa slike when you were 18. e.g If he still meets his goals tho misses say 1 workout a month he gets it.
simple creatine and whey id suggest.
Im not a yank (thank god) so i dont know much about american supps.
I think its a good idea though dont get bummed out if he doesnt end up sticking with it. Most dont
Sound like a cool guy Moose.
Fuck the tanning though. dangerous
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You'd be very well served to get him a summer internship in a field where he'll be doing his bachelors degree.
Even 4 hours a day volunteering at a law firm or hospital or vet or contractor will give his resume a leg up and teach him the ropes.
IMHO, the idea is awesome, but will lead to complacency and possibly trouble. At 18, with plenty of money, time and pool time to abuse, chances are he'll be raw-dogging some unworthy whore in your pool while you're at work and will make you a grandpa before you know it.
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Since we're all seven-figure men here at Getbig we smile on your Warren Buffet-like benevolence.
/seriously tho. that's a nice thing you're doing. maybe a completion blowout 'dinner' or something would be nice if he finishes. i'll leave the hookers and blow up to your discretion. ;)
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-Photographs taken monthly by my NPC contest photographer, Dave Cain
GAY
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If your close to Boston University, get him into Coach Mike Boyles internship for strength and conditioning, he's awesome.
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Anyone else get the feeling MooseJay is "grooming" his nephew like Joe and Ben Weider did with countless "athletes" they had for "private" parties?
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If your close to Boston University, get him into Coach Mike Boyles internship for strength and conditioning, he's awesome.
Liberal governor Mitt Romney actually used to work up near there.
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Good idea if you want to waste money, and not teach that kid responsibility.
He is already successful and accomplished at an inordinate age.
he would not get this opportunity otherwise...as I am a real MOFO when it comes to discipline.
Anyone here who has competed will understand this
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If your close to Boston University, get him into Coach Mike Boyles internship for strength and conditioning, he's awesome.
Yes, yes he is...
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You'd be very well served to get him a summer internship in a field where he'll be doing his bachelors degree.
Even 4 hours a day volunteering at a law firm or hospital or vet or contractor will give his resume a leg up and teach him the ropes.
IMHO, the idea is awesome, but will lead to complacency and possibly trouble. At 18, with plenty of money, time and pool time to abuse, chances are he'll be raw-dogging some unworthy whore in your pool while you're at work and will make you a grandpa before you know it.
Haha. Perhaps.
Not my child...so no gandpa-itis for me.
He f---s up once, and he is done. Its all written out for him. Its really not THAT much money, because he does have to save for school anyhow.
these facets and possibilities are all thought out, 240.
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Since we're all seven-figure men here at Getbig we smile on your Warren Buffet-like benevolence.
/seriously tho. that's a nice thing you're doing. maybe a completion blowout 'dinner' or something would be nice if he finishes. i'll leave the hookers and blow up to your discretion. ;)
Only if I can enjoy the hookers with him!
I thought it would be a cool, different, and fun thing to do. In my mind, its what I'd want someone to do for me!
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He is already successful and accomplished at an inordinate age.
what, did he make the honor roll this semester? ::)
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GAY
I didn't think so, but since it did enter YOUR mind....
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If your close to Boston University, get him into Coach Mike Boyles internship for strength and conditioning, he's awesome.
Hmmm. Yeah, you mentioned that once, Coach. I am literally 138 miles from the Exit to downtown Boston....something to consider...but likely too late to apply for an internship.
How would I proceed with that?
Moose
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Anyone else get the feeling MooseJay is "grooming" his nephew like Joe and Ben Weider did with countless "athletes" they had for "private" parties?
I don't think we experience these "Feelings" that you are having...no.
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Can't you think of a cheaper way to get jerking off photos?
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I didn't think so, but since it did enter YOUR mind....
What kind of guy gets photoshoots of himself? Is he gonna wear sailor hats and silly little police outfits at these things? Then show them to his classmates and get this shit kicked out of him?
Is that what you had in mind?
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Liberal governor Mitt Romney actually used to work up near there.
Was he really a lib? I know he was in hot water over the 'Big Dig'
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A nice suit
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Was he really a lib? I know he was in hot water over the 'Big Dig'
anti-gun, illegal immigrant safehaven, pro-abortion, pro-criminal, big taxes he called fees, big spender.... you name it.
Mccain has liberal leanings but he was far more conservative than Lib Romney was.
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Sounds like you have thought of everything Except when he comes to you and says the gear doesn't seem to be helping so I was reading a mag and saw a picture of Milos and decided to Pump Synthol into my Biceps.What do you think.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.Do n't say we didn't warn you.Money spent better on Hookers.
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what, did he make the honor roll this semester? ::)
He probably did. That is expected in his house.
Put it this way, we'd hear about it if he didn't make the honor roll.
He's not a punk, does not own a cell phone, pays for his own car, and holds doors opened for others.
Much ahead of the prototypical kid his age.
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Haha. Perhaps.
Not my child...so no gandpa-itis for me.
He f---s up once, and he is done. Its all written out for him. Its really not THAT much money, because he does have to save for school anyhow.
these facets and possibilities are all thought out, 240.
I think it's an awesome idea. He can learn the discipline and skills that'll last him a lifetime, and make great gains at that age with natural test levels.
just watch the boy. hormones get them into trouble. pop in on him at the gym and see which hoodrats he's pushing up on... that'll be the one with a baby in the belly come christmastime. keep him too busy.
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Only if I can enjoy the hookers with him!
I thought it would be a cool, different, and fun thing to do. In my mind, its what I'd want someone to do for me!
Can I be your nephew too, this summer? :D
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Moose that sounds incredibly generous. How about some non-bodybuilding related goals as well. Reading and researching his college degree for example. You don't want him to become "consumed" solely by bodybuilding.
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What kind of guy gets photoshoots of himself? Is he gonna wear sailor hats and silly little police outfits at these things? Then show them to his classmates and get this shit kicked out of him?
Is that what you had in mind?
I will do you a favor and respond to your questions/suppositions:
It's how we who work out very hard and are goal oriented mark our progress, champ.
Must I start another thread with a spate of Moosejay photos to prove this to you? ;D
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anti-gun, illegal immigrant safehaven, pro-abortion, pro-criminal, big taxes he called fees, big spender.... you name it.
Mccain has liberal leanings but he was far more conservative than Lib Romney was.
And so he was vanquished.
Good riddance then.
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Drop the unlimited free "tanning". Why would an 18 year old lad want to be on a tanning bed all summer.
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Sounds like you have thought of everything Except when he comes to you and says the gear doesn't seem to be helping so I was reading a mag and saw a picture of Milos and decided to Pump Synthol into my Biceps.What do you think.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.Do n't say we didn't warn you.Money spent better on Hookers.
You know, I thought of that today.
Last stuff I did afetr 1990 was Gaspari prohormones...just like the real thing!
I wondered, what if my nephew gets ahold of that stuff?
I don't think so. I likely won't even get him creatine.
He goes to more of a fitness center type gym, so the 'jakedness' factor should not be one.
He kindof would prefer the Mario Lopez route.
Either way, since I can't train, I will help him as much as I can.
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And so he was vanquished.
Good riddance then.
Yep. In his own state, he spent enough to get elected, but raised taxes so much that he was going to get creamed by 20 points, so he decided not to seek re-election.
In the national scene, Hilary was actually more of a repub than he was. When asked about the surge, he had "no opinon" on it. No balls.
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I think it's an awesome idea. He can learn the discipline and skills that'll last him a lifetime, and make great gains at that age with natural test levels.
just watch the boy. hormones get them into trouble. pop in on him at the gym and see which hoodrats he's pushing up on... that'll be the one with a baby in the belly come christmastime. keep him too busy.
Man, you ain't kidding, that can happen to anybody.
I think he is a bit scared of me (not in a Menendez-bros. kind of way :))...so I believe he will heed my conscriptions
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Can I be your nephew too, this summer? :D
Hey Uncle Howie!
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you should pay him an extra 500 a month to jerk off to internet porn. that would make just as much sense. ;D
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Man, you ain't kidding, that can happen to anybody.
I think he is a bit scared of me (not in a Menendez-bros. kind of way :))...so I believe he will heed my conscriptions
if he's a smart kid, you can break down the numbers - how a baby at 19 will likely cost him career, nice house, college, etc. Scare him into waiting to age 26 and he'll be a wealthy man.
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Moose that sounds incredibly generous. How about some non-bodybuilding related goals as well. Reading and researching his college degree for example. You don't want him to become "consumed" solely by bodybuilding.
Yes.
That is the LAST thing I'd ever want.
He is by no means into bb like I have been.
he does like to train hard, and I have pounded the idea into him that for the successful in life, those who are are always the ones with the most knowledge.
thanks for your kind words, I am looking forward to seeing how he does the next 4 months.
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Drop the unlimited free "tanning". Why would an 18 year old lad want to be on a tanning bed all summer.
No, more like three times per week.
And, I agree.
I had a tanning bed in my house...no more after melanoma...although we are unsure as to how I got that.
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Yep. In his own state, he spent enough to get elected, but raised taxes so much that he was going to get creamed by 20 points, so he decided not to seek re-election.
In the national scene, Hilary was actually more of a repub than he was. When asked about the surge, he had "no opinon" on it. No balls.
Ha!
And he is personally worth 250 mill.
I have nothing against getting wealthy, but he was too obvious
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you should pay him an extra 500 a month to jerk off to internet porn. that would make just as much sense. ;D
Perhaps to you it would.
But we need all kinds to make the world work, I understand.
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if he's a smart kid, you can break down the numbers - how a baby at 19 will likely cost him career, nice house, college, etc. Scare him into waiting to age 26 and he'll be a wealthy man.
Yes.
I read recently that if you had a child TODAY...it'd cost you over 200,000 bucks to support him/her to 18 yrs old.
College will cost 200,000+ (Private U)
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Hmmm. Yeah, you mentioned that once, Coach. I am literally 138 miles from the Exit to downtown Boston....something to consider...but likely too late to apply for an internship.
How would I proceed with that?
Moose
I will be there sometime during the summer, I've been working with him for along time. If you want, email me your info and I will pass it on.
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I will be there sometime during the summer, I've been working with him for along time. If you want, email me your info and I will pass it on.
Thanks. I will speak on this to my nephew tomorrow and see if it holds his interest
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Thanks. I will speak on this to my nephew tomorrow and see if it holds his interest
Keep in mind this is not for bodybuilding but rather sports strength and conditioning.
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Keep in mind this is not for bodybuilding but rather sports strength and conditioning.
yes and thanks
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Awesome!
All means encourage him. He will miss the odd workout perhaps though try to remember what it wa slike when you were 18. e.g If he still meets his goals tho misses say 1 workout a month he gets it.
simple creatine and whey id suggest.
Im not a yank (thank god) so i dont know much about american supps.
I think its a good idea though dont get bummed out if he doesnt end up sticking with it. Most dont
Sound like a cool guy Moose.
Fuck the tanning though. dangerous
Thanks Goudy.
The supps here are alright...I get mine through big distributor, Dynamic Marketing, and the guys there are pretty knowledgeable, and steer me into the best stuff.
Yeah...the tanning...he may not need much of that anyhow.
best regards,
Mike
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DAMN MOOSEJAY THAT IS FUCKING TIGHT DUDE !
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DAMN MOOSEJAY THAT IS FUCKING TIGHT DUDE !
Hay Candi...you are 18, right?
So "tight" in 18 year old jargon is good, no?
I will take your word for it...I guess I am "tight"! ;D
My nephew seems to think I am okay.... ;)
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THAT IS CORRECT
like two weeks 19 y.o. though
im an old man ! ;D
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THAT IS CORRECT
like two weeks 19 y.o. though
im an old man ! ;D
No.
44=Old Man and The Sea=Me :)
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44 and you don't have any kids?
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44 and you don't have any kids?
maybe moosegay doesn't like the vagina, bast?
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maybe moosegay doesn't like the vagina, bast?
i think it means quite the opposite, livewire.
you have got to HATE pussy and money if your gonna get married and have kids.
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you have got to HATE pussy and money if your gonna get married and have kids.
you got that right.
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maybe moosegay doesn't like the vagina, bast?
Maybe some folks can't, 'Livewire'
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i think it means quite the opposite, livewire.
you have got to HATE pussy and money if your gonna get married and have kids.
Now THERE is a very smart, soon to be 19 year old and destined to be wealthy young man ;)
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you got that right.
Here, here!
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sounds like you desperately want a kid though.
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sounds like you desperately want a kid though.
Well, I don't think of it too much.
I'd hate to produce a clone of me and have him punish himself like I do! :)
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Now THERE is a very smart, soon to be 19 year old and destined to be wealthy young man ;)
i have got friends that "want to get married by 23 and have kids by 25 " :o :o i think they are literally no joke mentally retarded. ;D
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Well, I don't think of it too much.
I'd hate to produce a clone of me and have him punish himself like I do! :)
so you don't enjoy life and fear your child will be the same. that's a good reason to me.
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i have got friends that "want to get married by 23 and have kids by 25 " :o :o i think they are literally no joke mentally retarded. ;D
they think having a kid is like getting a new dog.
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i have got friends that "want to get married by 23 and have kids by 25 " :o :o i think they are literally no joke mentally retarded. ;D
Candi, seriously, are you from the south or deep south?
I know that the average age for marriage down there is like 21, and kids in due course, but I still don't see the rush.
Even though I never did it, if you are in the professions where it takes longer to make $, I'd say no way prior to 30 or 35, 40 is even okay...if you are m,ale and want kids, 40 may be too old.
Individual thing, though.
Despite what women sometimes say, "Love will get us through..."....well, we have a funny thing we say here in CT..."When you go to pay your mortgage and bills and groceries...they want MONEY"
Moose
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they think having a kid is like getting a new dog.
maybe i dont know. some of these kats are the same ones who while telling me this were rolling up a two gram blunt of sitting with a red cup filled with brew.. ;D ;D mother fuckers aqre crazy
i dont want NO kids. i think ill be like moose and just go fuck around with my nephews and nieces when ever i feel like shaping a child for their future. :D
i got one nephew, little half asian fucker, he already is as good as me at chess and he is only in 2nd grade...
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so you don't enjoy life and fear your child will be the same. that's a good reason to me.
No, no, no...I enjoy life immensely.
I am very hard on myself...maybe there IS psychosis involved...either way...with each success comes thirst for more...no smelling of roses.
that kind of stuff for me.
Maybe not good to put upon a kid, via nurture or nature.
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I am 22 and cant wait to have kids.
Am in nowhere near a stable enough financial position or indeed in a relationship with somone i would want to have kids with...being a catholic boy that would probaly involve marrige...once...for life lol
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Candi, seriously, are you from the south or deep south?
I know that the average age for marriage down there is like 21, and kids in due course, but I still don't see the rush.
Even though I never did it, if you are in the professions where it takes longer to make $, I'd say no way prior to 30 or 35, 40 is even okay...if you are m,ale and want kids, 40 may be too old.
Individual thing, though.
Despite what women sometimes say, "Love will get us through..."....well, we have a funny thing we say here in CT..."When you go to pay your mortgage and bills and groceries...they want MONEY"
Moose
no dude about an hour east of san francisco/oakland ! an hour or so south of sacramento.
ive been to connecticut MANY times. i always fly into hartford when traveling to massachusettes.. then its about a 30 minute drive north to a little podunk town where i have got some relatives..
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maybe i dont know. some of these kats are the same ones who while telling me this were rolling up a two gram blunt of sitting with a red cup filled with brew.. ;D ;D mother fuckers aqre crazy
i dont want NO kids. i think ill be like moose and just go fuck around with my nephews and nieces when ever i feel like shaping a child for their future. :D
i got one nephew, little half asian fucker, he already is as good as me at chess and he is only in 2nd grade...
hahaha...Candi...if they say that stuff while high...beleieve NONE of it.
Its called 'alcohol balls'...you can tell 'em Moosejay said that ;D
I didn't plan not having kids or marrying.
Just the way it is.
And if you work as much as I do and align yourself to have success, then yes, you can have fun with and help your nieces and nephews.
You will have inordinate freedoms many do not.
You WILL, however, miss out on replicating yourself, for all time.
Quick story:
Old girlfriend and I , sitting in a 'Family Style' restaurant, replete with screaming kids and scolding parents all around us.
So she is giveing me the gas.
"Michael, you are selfish, how dare you, you don't want kids, how could you, I never, blah, blah, double blah..."
"Renee," I replied, "I feel it is you, and all of these fine folks around us this evening, that are the selfish ones..."
She became enraged.
"What? How could you say that? I never...Children are the jewels of the Lord..." and so on and so forth.
"You see, Renee, you and many like you are petrified that, someday, you will die, and there may be NO ONE to carry on your deeds and your name. So this, I feel, is the most selfish act of all..."
"Shut up, Michael..."
So yes, Renee and I are no longer together..... :'( ;D
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no dude about an hour east of san francisco/oakland ! an hour or so south of sacramento.
ive been to connecticut MANY times. i always fly into hartford when traveling to massachusettes.. then its about a 30 minute drive north to a little podunk town where i have got some relatives..
CVool. There is a running invitation to all GetBig folks to stop by my clinic for lunch when in my neck of the woods.
Sure, it'll likely never happen, but the offer stands!
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hahaha. you talk to bitches the way i talk to bitches. well, unless im REALLY trying to score some pussy. then i have a little act that i can do that normally works like 100% of the time ;)
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hahaha. you talk to bitches the way i talk to bitches. well, unless im REALLY trying to score some pussy. then i have a little act that i can do that normally works like 100% of the time ;)
Well, I understand, But I can't call 'em bitches.
If you are lucky, you will TRULY get to the point that you do not care about scoring. You really will not.
Then it will come to you...women will come to you and it will be like they don't even know why...it will be effortless on your part.
However, young guy...you will have to get to 44 to experience this! :D
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moosejay ! i know this, for i am wise ! ;D to play hard to get, act cocky, jokingly insult women, all the while smell/look good... i know the game ! ;D
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moosejay ! i know this, for i am wise ! ;D to play hard to get, act cocky, jokingly insult women, all the while smell/look good... i know the game ! ;D
You are ahead of your years...
However!.....
When you truly reach where I am telling you you can reach, you will never have to:
Play
Act
Insult
You will just
be
you will see, my protege... ;D
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Good idea if you want to waste money, and not teach that kid responsibility.
Agreed..
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Agreed.. Gotta be one of the dumbest ideas I've seen in a long time, but then again it's from moosejay - a brain dead attention whore.
oooohhhh.....its "Stormshadow"....quick...run for cover everyone...its the mysterious one.... ;)
Actually...I think its a very cool idea, much better as a birthday present than the same ole s--- everyone gets/gives (like you are likely used to...sorry for you, really)...
I like everyone to be happy...and the kid is really energized about it.
Life is all about a collection of interesting and challenging experiences...and this will help this kid get some
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I think this a great idea Moosejay! here are a couple ideas though since you don't seem to mind spending a little money on this kid.
Offer him a bonus at the end of the 4 months if he does infact complete the whole thing and reach his goal. You said he would get 1k a month at the end of the month, maybe add in another 1k at the end of the whole 4month deal if he sees the whole thing through...just a thought.
Also, what about when the 4month period is over? It would be nice if he continued to train and eat right. maybe he'll be one of the lucky ones and get hooked all by himself (in a healthy way) but most don't. Of course I understand that even with some sort of financial incentive he may not "get hooked" but it couldn't hurt. BTW, this is where the trolls come in and say "only an idiot would want to get hooked on training" lol!
Supplements that are worth while IMO:
A good isolate powder
Fish oil
Corral calcium
A good fiber supplement
...and Juice Plus+
other then that, there really isn't a need for anything else, especially at his age.
BTW, I'd like to hear how all this pans out by the end of the summer.
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Agreed..
No SS you can't have a summer job
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You are ahead of your years...
However!.....
When you truly reach where I am telling you you can reach, you will never have to:
Play
Act
Insult
You will just
be
you will see, my protege... ;D
why don't you prove that by not self-glorifying yourself in a new thread every single day. mid-life crisis much?
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why don't you prove that by not self-glorifying yourself in a new thread every single day. mid-life crisis much?
Your interpretation speaks volumes about yourself, noob
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My oldest daughter moved in with me in Hawaii right after he graduated. She was there literally one day. Went out to Hawaii Kai and applied for a job renting out Jet Ski's and parasailing. She had never done either one. The lady called her the same day and hired her. She worked there for about 2 years. Became unreal on the jet ski and was making $200 a day just in tips from the Japanese. She was also hired to operate the jet ski for a music video shot with the #1 rock group in Japan. They paid her $750 for 3 hours work. She learned how to jet ski, para sail, scuba dive and water ski all while getting paid, getting very dark, getting her captain's license and meeting her future husband. Not bad for a girl not eve 20 yet. She is now 24 has her own clothing company and has three kids. God what happened!
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My oldest daughter moved in with me in Hawaii right after he graduated. She was there literally one day. Went out to Hawaii Kai and applied for a job renting out Jet Ski's and parasailing. She had never done either one. The lady called her the same day and hired her. She worked there for about 2 years. Became unreal on the jet ski and was making $200 a day just in tips from the Japanese. She was also hired to operate the jet ski for a music video shot with the #1 rock group in Japan. They paid her $750 for 3 hours work. She learned how to jet ski, para sail, scuba dive and water ski all while getting paid, getting very dark, getting her captain's license and meeting her future husband. Not bad for a girl not eve 20 yet. She is now 24 has her own clothing company and has three kids. God what happened!
Now THAT sounds like a perfect chain of events!
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Your interpretation speaks volumes about yourself, noob
your strive for relevance is admirable, especially when you pull out hip internet words like 'noob'. you should use it as a license place for your big shiny red midlifecrisismobile.
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your strive for relevance is admirable, especially when you pull out hip internet words like 'noob'. you should use it as a license place for your big shiny red midlifecrisismobile.
Lighten up dude.
Really read my posts and you will see where I am coming from.
Or, use some of your anger to dead, squat, and press, I guess ???
Peace
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your strive for relevance is admirable, especially when you pull out hip internet words like 'noob'. you should use it as a license place for your big shiny red midlifecrisismobile.
By the way,
My license plate says
DR DUSA ;D
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Too late
Agreed, can't believe anybody would even read all that. I got to Quiznos and stopped.
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Agreed, can't believe anybody would even read all that. I got to Quiznos and stopped.
I can't believe I wrote all that!
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I can't believe I wrote all that!
lol. Jesus I have 2,000 posts and I doubt they equate to all that.
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lol. Jesus I have 2,000 posts and I doubt they equate to all that.
I know, I know...time on my hands......
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Sounds like the kid is gonna have a nice future posing for old men. ;)
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My oldest daughter moved in with me in Hawaii right after he graduated. She was there literally one day. Went out to Hawaii Kai and applied for a job renting out Jet Ski's and parasailing. She had never done either one. The lady called her the same day and hired her. She worked there for about 2 years. Became unreal on the jet ski and was making $200 a day just in tips from the Japanese. She was also hired to operate the jet ski for a music video shot with the #1 rock group in Japan. They paid her $750 for 3 hours work. She learned how to jet ski, para sail, scuba dive and water ski all while getting paid, getting very dark, getting her captain's license and meeting her future husband. Not bad for a girl not eve 20 yet. She is now 24 has her own clothing company and has three kids. God what happened!
so much for family planning lol
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Have a seat right here.
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I gave him his gift package at his party last night and all of his friends were like "that is the shit, man..."
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I gave him his gift package at his party last night and all of his friends were like "that is the shit, man..."
they won't recover
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You'd be very well served to get him a summer internship in a field where he'll be doing his bachelors degree.
Even 4 hours a day volunteering at a law firm or hospital or vet or contractor will give his resume a leg up and teach him the ropes.
IMHO, the idea is awesome, but will lead to complacency and possibly trouble. At 18, with plenty of money, time and pool time to abuse, chances are he'll be raw-dogging some unworthy whore in your pool while you're at work and will make you a grandpa before you know it.
LMAO..."raw-dogging"
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so much for family planning lol
Yea tell me about it. I have no idea why she does this. So young she misses out on a lot by having these kids so early.
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Yea tell me about it. I have no idea why she does this. So young she misses out on a lot by having these kids so early.
at least she will not be an decrepit old Grannie
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I bought my nephew a Wii, didn't see the point in making a thread about it in the G and O though.
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I bought my nephew a Wii, didn't see the point in making a thread about it in the G and O though.
You should pay him to use it.
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By the way,
My license plate says
DR DUSA ;D
holy shit, so does mine!
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PS: Anyone suggest good supplements for an 18 year old that taste pretty good and afford good protein?
Eggs, lean beef, chicken, fish
If you're talking about that powdered stuff you buy in GNC or online, forget it. ::)
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holy shit, so does mine!
Good...then can you cover for me, please? I wanna go to York toi check out the Weight Lifting HOF, and can't get time off....
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Eggs, lean beef, chicken, fish
If you're talking about that powdered stuff you buy in GNC or online, forget it. ::)
I dunno...its worked for me...and we are talking about an 18 year old kid who is on the fly and may not be sitting down to cooked meals like us adults try to do.
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I dunno...its worked for me...and we are talking about an 18 year old kid who is on the fly and may not be sitting down to cooked meals like us adults try to do.
if this is his job then he can cook real meals. im abotu his age and i cook at least 5 good whole solid meals every day... something as simple as a 1lb tube of ground meat with a can of black beans and a half can of olives..
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make your nephew post on getbig too.
we'd like to warn him about sneaky uncles to try to get him in skivvies to take pictures...
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make your nephew post on getbig too.
we'd like to warn him about sneaky uncles to try to get him in skivvies to take pictures...
Yes...especially since I now know where you are coming from, f---ing schmoe
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if this is his job then he can cook real meals. im abotu his age and i cook at least 5 good whole solid meals every day... something as simple as a 1lb tube of ground meat with a can of black beans and a half can of olives..
green or black olives? :)
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if this is his job then he can cook real meals. im abotu his age and i cook at least 5 good whole solid meals every day... something as simple as a 1lb tube of ground meat with a can of black beans and a half can of olives..
He is actually motivated enough to do so...but I thought I'd offer a path of least resistance for him...at least until he gets going
I got him squatting for the first time with WNBF pro, Ralph Remy on Saturday...that should be fun to see how he feels the next day....
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I got him squatting
that should be fun to see how he feels the next day....
Will you be *feeling* his legs or butt first?
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Will you be *feeling* his legs or butt first?
Nothing worse than an OLD queer...FU
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My nephew will turn 18 tomorrow, and will be graduating high school next month.
He had a part time job at Quizno's, which suddenly and unceremoniously closed down, leaving him without a part-time job.
He likes to work out, and is getting in pretty hard, toned shape. I don't think he wants to get to 'jacked' as the youngsters like to say, but he looks to have potential.
Anyway...Here was my offer for a job to him consisted of(more like a sponsorship):
I am going to pay him $1,000.00 per month for four months, until he goes to college, to workout.
His job 'perks' will also include:
-Free tanning for the summer
-Natural NPC and WNBF Champion Ralph Remy as his trainer (twice per month to keep him on track)
-All the supplements he needs
-Photographs taken monthly by my NPC contest photographer, Dave Cain
-All necessary motivational and training books and literature
-Weekly stipend for food as per whatever Ralph writes up in his diet.
My nephew was pretty psyched by my "job offer". He is all up for it.
However...
I told him he may get an additional part time job (Truly, how much time can training take?), but ONLY if he does not miss workouts or screw up any other portion of his regimen because of it.
He must write down all aspects of his training and nutrition, and present it to me at the end of each month, at which time I will 'pay' him with the $1,000.00 installment.
And he must reach his goals by September 1st.
There are other facets to this, but I will not bore you.
In thought this might be a better 'sponsorship package' than what some IFBB pros get!
I don't have kids and am not married, so he is kinda like a surrogate son to me.
All I can tell you is I wish someone gave ME a job like this when I was 18!
PS: Anyone suggest good supplements for an 18 year old that taste pretty good and afford good protein? I buy my stuff through Dynamic Marketing...
Moosejay Approved
moose you a pedafile? fucking homo
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Nothing worse than an OLD queer...FU
did you bang him yet, moosh?
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you left out that part about your rimming him after each workout...
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I gave up on supplements a long time ago. They seem like a huge waste of money and I get the best results from straight up food. I have been slowly building muscle and dropping weight the past 5 months. The toughest meals to get in are the ones at work during the day. Breakfast and Dinner and late snack are pretty static.
Typically I eat every 3 hours so when im on the go I either pack a loaded turkey breast sandwitch with whole grain bread and eat half for one meal, then half another. Another quick but monotonous meal is A can of Albacore Tuna (in water) drained and eaten with about 9 triscuits ( I like cracked pepper and olive oil). Its not pretty, but its cheap and good quick protien.
I used to eat Apex Bars and whey protien back in the day, but a lot of bars are expensive as hell and jack for protien and are loaded with sugar and the whey protien was just a pain in the ass to mix.
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I gave up on supplements a long time ago. They seem like a huge waste of money and I get the best results from straight up food. I have been slowly building muscle and dropping weight the past 5 months. The toughest meals to get in are the ones at work during the day. Breakfast and Dinner and late snack are pretty static.
Typically I eat every 3 hours so when im on the go I either pack a loaded turkey breast sandwitch with whole grain bread and eat half for one meal, then half another. Another quick but monotonous meal is A can of Albacore Tuna (in water) drained and eaten with about 9 triscuits ( I like cracked pepper and olive oil). Its not pretty, but its cheap and good quick protien.
I used to eat Apex Bars and whey protien back in the day, but a lot of bars are expensive as hell and jack for protien and are loaded with sugar and the whey protien was just a pain in the ass to mix.
You are better off with real food...so you are doing fine and saving money. The protein bars are maybe one step above regular candy bars.
I hooked my nephew up with whey protein, but his trainer has goty him doing mostly whole foods.
He has already gained 4 pounds of muscle, and staying lean.
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your nephew is very lucky... no doubt about it
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your nephew is very lucky... no doubt about it
Hey NW.
He deserves it, gets good grades and stays out of trouble.
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anti-gun, illegal immigrant safehaven, pro-abortion, pro-criminal, big taxes he called fees, big spender.... you name it.
Where can I sign him up!!!!! ;D
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When you take away the external rewards the individual finds the activity less desirable.
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That's an awesome idea moose really!
My prediction is that he will fuck up between weeks 3 and 5.
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I'm surprised Daddy Waddy hasn't invaded this thread begging Moosejay to adopt him.
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I bought my nephew a Wii, didn't see the point in making a thread about it in the G and O though.
For the love of God, please do.
Any additional whores, firearms or drug shopping you can work in would be appreciated.
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So our resident klansman Noosejay has branched out to dealing steroids to kids, starting with his own nephew ::)
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Moose,
Drop the tanning unless you want to promote cancer.
Also a competative bber is the LAST person I would have him train with. Find him an experienced strength coach.
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That's an awesome idea moose really!
My prediction is that he will fuck up between weeks 3 and 5.
He's right about at that point. We'll see.
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Moose,
Drop the tanning unless you want to promote cancer.
Also a competative bber is the LAST person I would have him train with. Find him an experienced strength coach.
He'd tan anyway...so I just paid for it. The bb just showed him what to do. He's on his own now.
I don't think trainers are good idea in general....if one is self-motivated, that's all they need aside from a few learning sessions.
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My nephew will turn 18 tomorrow, and will be graduating high school next month.
He had a part time job at Quizno's, which suddenly and unceremoniously closed down, leaving him without a part-time job.
He likes to work out, and is getting in pretty hard, toned shape. I don't think he wants to get to 'jacked' as the youngsters like to say, but he looks to have potential.
Anyway...Here was my offer for a job to him consisted of(more like a sponsorship):
I am going to pay him $1,000.00 per month for four months, until he goes to college, to workout.
His job 'perks' will also include:
-Free tanning for the summer
-Natural NPC and WNBF Champion Ralph Remy as his trainer (twice per month to keep him on track)
-All the supplements he needs
-Photographs taken monthly by my NPC contest photographer, Dave Cain
-All necessary motivational and training books and literature
-Weekly stipend for food as per whatever Ralph writes up in his diet.
My nephew was pretty psyched by my "job offer". He is all up for it.
However...
I told him he may get an additional part time job (Truly, how much time can training take?), but ONLY if he does not miss workouts or screw up any other portion of his regimen because of it.
He must write down all aspects of his training and nutrition, and present it to me at the end of each month, at which time I will 'pay' him with the $1,000.00 installment.
And he must reach his goals by September 1st.
There are other facets to this, but I will not bore you.
In thought this might be a better 'sponsorship package' than what some IFBB pros get!
I don't have kids and am not married, so he is kinda like a surrogate son to me.
All I can tell you is I wish someone gave ME a job like this when I was 18!
PS: Anyone suggest good supplements for an 18 year old that taste pretty good and afford good protein? I buy my stuff through Dynamic Marketing...
Moosejay Approved
Oh my gosh...
:'(
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reading moosejay's postings just cements him in the Hall of Fame for the Delusional along with Vince Goodrum et al
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:'(
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My nephew will turn 18 tomorrow, and will be graduating high school next month.
He had a part time job at Quizno's, which suddenly and unceremoniously closed down, leaving him without a part-time job.
He likes to work out, and is getting in pretty hard, toned shape. I don't think he wants to get to 'jacked' as the youngsters like to say, but he looks to have potential.
Anyway...Here was my offer for a job to him consisted of(more like a sponsorship):
I am going to pay him $1,000.00 per month for four months, until he goes to college, to workout.
His job 'perks' will also include:
-Free tanning for the summer
-Natural NPC and WNBF Champion Ralph Remy as his trainer (twice per month to keep him on track)
-All the supplements he needs
-Photographs taken monthly by my NPC contest photographer, Dave Cain
-All necessary motivational and training books and literature
-Weekly stipend for food as per whatever Ralph writes up in his diet.
My nephew was pretty psyched by my "job offer". He is all up for it.
However...
I told him he may get an additional part time job (Truly, how much time can training take?), but ONLY if he does not miss workouts or screw up any other portion of his regimen because of it.
He must write down all aspects of his training and nutrition, and present it to me at the end of each month, at which time I will 'pay' him with the $1,000.00 installment.
And he must reach his goals by September 1st.
There are other facets to this, but I will not bore you.
In thought this might be a better 'sponsorship package' than what some IFBB pros get!
I don't have kids and am not married, so he is kinda like a surrogate son to me.
All I can tell you is I wish someone gave ME a job like this when I was 18!
PS: Anyone suggest good supplements for an 18 year old that taste pretty good and afford good protein? I buy my stuff through Dynamic Marketing...
Moosejay Approved
What are the other "facets" to this "job?" ??? :-X
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What are the other "facets" to this "job?" ??? :-X
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
hooooooooooooly shit
maybe getbig needs to file a investigation
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a classic for sure
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is moosejay the homo guy who is such a pussy he cant take a little harrassing on a board and sued someone. Biggest bitch of all time? And hes gay? Suicide is the only option
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is moosejay the homo #### who is such a pussy he cant take a little harrassing on a board and sued someone. Biggest bitch of all time? And hes gay? Suicide is the only option
Id expect to recieve a court summons any day.
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hmm
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That kid's asshole is probably stretched to the point of no return
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That kid's asshole is probably stretched to the point of no return
Ass tulip?
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That was some vid.
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What do you think became of Moose's nephew now that the long cruel summer is over? I bet he's in therapy now.
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That kid's asshole is probably stretched to the point of no return
CLASSIC!
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time to ungay this thread.
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time to ungay this thread.
i call photoshop.
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sounds like a wholesome job.
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time to ungay this thread.
Ungaying approved.
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Nothing can ungay this thread
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Moose,
Drop the tanning unless you want to promote cancer.
Also a competative bber is the LAST person I would have him train with. Find him an experienced strength coach.
He's close to Boston U. I told him along time ago I could introduce him to Boyle. Since Moose is a Chiro he should be somewhat familiar with some of Boyles lingo.
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epic schmoing
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how classy ::)
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i hope that nephew has healed up properly. yikes.
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the nephew is safe now because his uncle can't molest him from his hospital bed
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This is the thread that totally exposed Moosejay as a dirty pedophile and closet homosexual.
What a filthy human being, I can't believe he came on here and admitted to paying his own NEPHEW to pose for him and let him apply "tanning" oil.
Just sick. :-X
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Yeah, you are correct. :-X
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What ever happen with your nephew?
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What ever happen with your nephew?
Moosejay has since faked his "life ending disease" and literally died on a virtual hospital bed in cyberspace.
POP Moosejay.
At least his nephew and other young boy members of his family can be at ease and not worry about being alone with their uncle.
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What ever happen with your nephew?
He's in rehab.
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Moosejay has since faked his "life ending disease" and literally died on a virtual hospital bed in cyberspace.
;D
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so nice for someone to resurrect these old ass bullshit threads that have shit all relavence and 2star champs chimming in
great work ::)