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Title: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 06:57:29 AM
ill say " When you are this healthy , carrying no bodyfat, a phsyical superior, you dont need to drink a common mans drink feel good, plus its not that good for the body" then proceed to lift up shirt and show clearley etched 8 pack abs, speak on nibiru for a bit, then i will make my case as to why weed is an ample enough buzz for me to attain. proceede to spit more game, overstanding them, but underminding them as well because women say the dumbest things thinking that they are smart, i will simply agree and continue to undermine as if to give the some sort of approval they desire, agreeing and nodding, rubbing my hard on up against them, with ascension diet you attain stronger erections more rapidly, i will carry on the underminding process as if im so high , that they may attain advantage over me to have sex with the master being. i will get my feel on with her and many others carrying a water bottle or perhaps a diet coke (perhaps lying if i feel like it saying there is alcohol in it) in a super exaggerated over high state pimping the whole bar/club at my mercy, conjuring up ultimate wit as i always do when im in a good mood , inspiring many with my kindness and a smile that will draw attention of all fine assed hoes as that inquire into the mind of a falcon johnny.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 06:58:53 AM
if any falcon brothers wish extra things to say feel free to adress your ultra master in this thread
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: io856 on May 18, 2008, 07:00:07 AM
attn: bodybuilders, you don't have to drink to start relationship with female
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: danielson on May 18, 2008, 07:00:12 AM
ill say " When you are this healthy , carrying no bodyfat, a phsyical superior, you dont need to drink a common mans drink feel good, plus its not that good for the body" then proceed to lift up shirt and show clearley etched 8 pack abs, speak on nibiru for a bit, then i will make my case as to why weed is an ample enough buzz for me to attain. proceede to spit more game, overstanding them, but underminding them as well because women say the dumbest things thinking that they are smart, i will simply agree and continue to undermine as if to give the some sort of approval they desire, agreeing and nodding, rubbing my hard on up against them, with ascension diet you attain stronger erections more rapidly, i will carry on the underminding process as if im so high , that they may attain advantage over me to have sex with the master being. i will get my feel on with her and many others carrying a water bottle or perhaps a diet coke (perhaps lying if i feel like it saying there is alcohol in it) in a super exaggerated over high state pimping the whole bar/club at my mercy, conjuring up ultimate wit as i always do when im in a good mood , inspiring many with my kindness and a smile that will draw attention of all fine assed hoes as that inquire into the mind of a falcon johnny.


You do have a gorgeous smile Johnny, I'll give you that much.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness
Post by: Mars on May 18, 2008, 07:02:32 AM
bump for pics.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 18, 2008, 07:02:54 AM
A nice smilie and a wink will get there attention, then I proceed to disscuss the benefits of a low fat diet. Next I breake out mi lange calipers four some skinfold action, once I start the pinching it's all over.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 07:03:01 AM
attn: bodybuilders, you don't have to drink to start relationship with female

one must have a plan with somethign to say if confronted on the matter

a falcon is always ready. many times he has to undermind the situation because lower minds tend to get offended easily , thus need a thorough explanation by a falcon member.

after that issue is solved, the gathering of fine assed hoes is much easier
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness
Post by: Howard on May 18, 2008, 07:03:19 AM
ill say " When you are this healthy , carrying no bodyfat, a phsyical superior, you dont need to drink a common mans drink feel good, plus its not that good for the body" then proceed to lift up shirt and show clearley etched 8 pack abs, speak on nibiru for a bit, then i will make my case as to why weed is an ample enough buzz for me to attain. proceede to spit more game, overstanding them, but underminding them as well because women say the dumbest things thinking that they are smart, i will simply agree and continue to undermine as if to give the some sort of approval they desire, agreeing and nodding, rubbing my hard on up against them, with ascension diet you attain stronger erections more rapidly, i will carry on the underminding process as if im so high , that they may attain advantage over me to have sex with the master being. i will get my feel on with her and many others carrying a water bottle or perhaps a diet coke (perhaps lying if i feel like it saying there is alcohol in it) in a super exaggerated over high state pimping the whole bar/club at my mercy, conjuring up ultimate wit as i always do when im in a good mood , inspiring many with my kindness and a smile that will draw attention of all fine assed hoes as that inquire into the mind of a falcon johnny.

I always used a simple ; " Nah, I don't drink, I never liked the taste." and left it at that.
I left the thesis statements for my academic research not bar floozys hehehehe
Far better to compliment HER and talk about what SHE likes if you want to get her attention
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness
Post by: Moosejay on May 18, 2008, 07:03:42 AM
Why not tell the truth?

Those 'fine ass hoes' are gonna take ya  down if you don't watch it
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 07:04:30 AM
A nice smilie and a wink will get there attention, then I proceed to disscuss the benefits of a low fat diet. Next I breake out mi lange calipers four some skinfold action, once I start the pinching it's all over.

hahah yes show them how much more lean you are then they

once they feel fatter then you. you simply own that ass for eternity. girls become jealous and will want to learn your secrets

but bang her first before you reveal the masterful scriptures
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 18, 2008, 07:05:25 AM
Why not tell the truth?

Those 'fine ass hoes' are gonna take ya  down if you don't watch it

Moose Falcon you need to have an opin mind, whin it comes to gathering fine young things.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: io856 on May 18, 2008, 07:06:29 AM
I always used a simple ; " Nah, I don't drink, I never liked the taste." and left it at that.
I left the thesis statements for my academic research not bar floozys hehehehe
Far better to compliment HER and talk about what SHE likes if you want to get her attention
That doesn't prevent the "oh try this <insertdrinkhere>" it will go on for a long time.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 07:06:52 AM
Why not tell the truth?

Those 'fine ass hoes' are gonna take ya  down if you don't watch it

thes are just simple confrontations of public speaking that do not bear much weight on the falcon

the falcon will get the peice of ass he desires without any trouble in an ultra ripped lean faced state no matter what

even at higher bodyfats , the falcon has been quite successfull
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Moosejay on May 18, 2008, 07:08:27 AM
thes are just simple confrontations of public speaking that do not bear much weight on the falcon

the falcon will get the peice of ass he desires without any trouble in an ultra ripped lean faced state no matter what

even at higher bodyfats , the falcon has been quite successfull

How about when you are older....you are enlightened it seems so I'd like to know how that will pan out...?
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: youandme on May 18, 2008, 07:09:18 AM
You do have a gorgeous smile Johnny, I'll give you that much.

oh did he buy teeth whitening strips already?
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 07:10:28 AM
Moose Falcon you need to have an opin mind, whin it comes to gathering fine young things.

European rock drawings and cave paintings reveal that the elk or moose (moosejay) has been hunted since the Stone Age. Excavations in Alby, Sweden adjacent to the Stora Alvaret have yielded elk antlers in wooden hut remains from 6,000 BC

hes is an eldar falcon species , we shall give him that respect but shall reveal new age wisdom to the Moose Falcon, for he will find it quite beneficial in attained fine assed hoes that are much younger
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 07:11:07 AM
oh did he buy teeth whitening strips already?


i brushed them yesterday they 90 percent white, good enough IMO
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 18, 2008, 07:11:51 AM
How about when you are older....you are enlightened it seems so I'd like to know how that will pan out...?

Moose you have the potential with your life experiences to become the Falcon oracle!
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: shiftedShapes on May 18, 2008, 07:14:32 AM
ill say " When you are this healthy , carrying no bodyfat, a phsyical superior, you dont need to drink a common mans drink feel good, plus its not that good for the body" then proceed to lift up shirt and show clearley etched 8 pack abs, speak on nibiru for a bit, then i will make my case as to why weed is an ample enough buzz for me to attain. proceede to spit more game, overstanding them, but underminding them as well because women say the dumbest things thinking that they are smart, i will simply agree and continue to undermine as if to give the some sort of approval they desire, agreeing and nodding, rubbing my hard on up against them, with ascension diet you attain stronger erections more rapidly, i will carry on the underminding process as if im so high , that they may attain advantage over me to have sex with the master being. i will get my feel on with her and many others carrying a water bottle or perhaps a diet coke (perhaps lying if i feel like it saying there is alcohol in it) in a super exaggerated over high state pimping the whole bar/club at my mercy, conjuring up ultimate wit as i always do when im in a good mood , inspiring many with my kindness and a smile that will draw attention of all fine assed hoes as that inquire into the mind of a falcon johnny.


Can you dance?

why don't you just go to a club where you can pick them up on the dancefloor and skip the chatter.  Just go straight to poking them with the hard-on.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: jason armstrong on May 18, 2008, 07:15:51 AM
why did you change your user name daddywaddy? :-*
looks like you are back on the hallucinogens again. :D
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Moosejay on May 18, 2008, 07:21:08 AM
Moose you have the potential with your life experiences to become the Falcon oracle!

Wow, thanks, I think? :-\

What would my duties entail?
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 07:21:42 AM
Can you dance?

why don't you just go to a club where you can pick them up on the dancefloor and skip the chatter.  Just go straight to poking them with the hard-on.

yes that method works very well especially at lean low bodyfat where complex smooth dance moves are like 1st and 2nd nature to the evolved falcon, good thinking my reptilian shapeshifter brother
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 18, 2008, 07:25:03 AM
yes that method works very well especially at lean low bodyfat where complex smooth dance moves are like 1st and 2nd nature to the evolved falcon, good thinking my reptilian shapeshifter brother

The hip-hop moves of the early 90's can be achieved through low bady fat levels. The achy breaky is similar to the falcon mating dance, however one does need a mullet like the great Falcon master Billy Ray.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: shiftedShapes on May 18, 2008, 07:26:08 AM
yes that method works very well especially at lean low bodyfat where complex smooth dance moves are like 1st and 2nd nature to the evolved falcon, good thinking my reptilian shapeshifter brother

yep, this is how the Brothas do it.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Moosejay on May 18, 2008, 07:28:04 AM
Moose you have the potential with your life experiences to become the Falcon oracle!

So I'd be like his teacher/ mentor?
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 18, 2008, 07:30:24 AM
So I'd be like his teacher/ mentor?

More like a Moose Falcon god. You would be in charge of helping the young Falcons to avoid the evil/lived of the world. And you would have the first pic of the young fine hoes.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 07:47:54 AM
Before you "undermind" them you should hit the spell check so as to appear as intelligent as possible.

didnt know there was a spell check among spoken aloud language not sometime id waste my time with talking to fine assed hoes

perhaps you are in a future dimension

or perhaps in this one having a relapse to a time when spelling actually matter  ;)

remember when looking at words, focus on what is not so obvious, you will get much more out of it

when you focus on a tired negative aspect such as gramatical errors, its a short dead road leading to no fantasy of anykind , quickly you become bored with this occupation and suicidal my falcon student
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 18, 2008, 07:51:39 AM
Don't conform to the rules my Falconites. Instead look beyond the order of the letters and search for the meaneng. The spellchek is a device that is used to make a young Falcon second guess himself. Go with yore instinks!
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 18, 2008, 07:57:09 AM
Before you "undermind" them you should hit the spell check so as to appear as intelligent as possible.

Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to guide you.


Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: The RedMeatKid on May 18, 2008, 08:09:15 AM
didnt know there was a spell check among spoken aloud language not sometime id waste my time with talking to fine assed hoes

perhaps you are in a future dimension

or perhaps in this one having a relapse to a time when spelling actually matter  ;)

remember when looking at words, focus on what is not so obvious, you will get much more out of it

when you focus on a tired negative aspect such as gramatical errors, its a short dead road leading to no fantasy of anykind , quickly you become bored with this occupation and suicidal my falcon student

I see you're a victim of "dumbing down".  Say "hello" to your mom's boyfriend at the next Obama rally.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 18, 2008, 08:11:18 AM
I see you're a victim of "dumbing down".  Say "hello" to your mom's boyfriend at the next Obama rally.

Don't hate instead participate to reach a higher level of being.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 18, 2008, 08:16:25 AM
You should insert a comma after the word "hate".  As far as a "higher level"  I think you've already achieved that with your bong. 

Commas are for those who wish to conform to society. The Falconites are nonconformists.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness
Post by: GroinkTropin on May 18, 2008, 09:35:54 AM
What the fuck is wrong with you dude? I mean for real you're getting pretty damn weird. I remember getting my lemon juice and celtic sea salt fast from you and it's pretty awesome, but the guy you are now and the guy you were then are two totally different people. Get help.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness
Post by: Mars on May 18, 2008, 09:38:29 AM
What the fuck is wrong with you dude? I mean for real you're getting pretty damn weird. I remember getting my lemon juice and celtic sea salt fast from you and it's pretty awesome, but the guy you are now and the guy you were then are two totally different people. Get help.

you have met with daddy in a club?
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 11:52:04 AM
What the fuck is wrong with you dude? I mean for real you're getting pretty damn weird. I remember getting my lemon juice and celtic sea salt fast from you and it's pretty awesome, but the guy you are now and the guy you were then are two totally different people. Get help.

settle down michael jordan falcon. you have alot of energy expressed in that post. explore it with different means, you are a "mike" thus you should emulate the greatest Mike, whom is michael jordan falcon. be gratefull you know your path to explore, with the ascension diet, and your natural tendency to high energy evidenced in you cursing me shows you have strong barbaric traits of the 1st black man on planet nibiru who designed the michael jordan construct of dna chromosomes in his strong firey likeness, may you be successfull.

it doesnt matter if you are white or black, that only covers one small gene code out of billions. remember color of skin is simply a disguise and an add on that the superior gods let play out on planet earth to experience diversity.

you are MICHAEL JORDAN FALCON without a shadow of a doubt
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 18, 2008, 11:55:08 AM
We are quick to judge, fear and even hate the unknown. We may not admit it, but we are all plagued with xenophobic tendencies.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness
Post by: candidizzle on May 18, 2008, 11:59:02 AM
I always used a simple ; " Nah, I don't drink, I never liked the taste." and left it at that.
I left the thesis statements for my academic research not bar floozys hehehehe
Far better to compliment HER and talk about what SHE likes if you want to get her attention
lol. okay howie.  im no expert bro.   but any jackas with any kind of experience would know that this ic a crock of shit.

if i know anything, its do not compliment women.  even if all you caqn think about is "omg your so beautiful omg look at how hot her skin is omg i want to lick her entire body omg id eat her shit"... LOL..   

do this and the mystery is over, they already got their self confidence off of you, they already know that they can have you,,,,,  there is no reason to get with you. you are no longer forbidden fruit.

Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 12:03:14 PM
the only problem is you've never been ultra-ripped daddywaddy...  you've only 'tried' to attain rippedness, but the pics ive seen havent been very ripped...

thank you for stating the obvious of past and current. lets look to the brighter side of things shall we and see all things possible?
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: candidizzle on May 18, 2008, 12:03:49 PM
thank you for stating the obvious of past and current. lets look to the brighter side of things shall we and see all things possible?
waddy do you do cardio in the AM on empty stomach dude?
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 18, 2008, 12:05:04 PM
thank you for stating the obvious of past and current. lets look to the brighter side of things shall we and see all things possible?

It is troubling to be around negative people, especially those who attack one's self-esteem.  There are all kinds of people in this world.  The best way to deal with them is to recognize the difference and avoid those who are negative.  It is not worth being around those who zap your energy. 
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 12:16:06 PM
It is troubling to be around negative people, especially those who attack one's self-esteem.  There are all kinds of people in this world.  The best way to deal with them is to recognize the difference and avoid those who are negative.  It is not worth being around those who zap your energy. 


yes sometimes it is not wise to intephere with the unwilling upon there ascension, they need more harsh teachers such as the council
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 18, 2008, 12:18:55 PM
yes sometimes it is not wise to intephere with the unwilling upon there ascension, they need more harsh teachers such as the council

I will you use my new wisdom and ignore the negativity, I will soar above like a mighty Falcon.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 12:29:02 PM
I will you use my new wisdom and ignore the negativity, I will soar above like a mighty Falcon.
yes a falcon can do as he wishes

he may even confront negativity head on and convince the negative person to be more positive directly or indirectly, without much effort.
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: Marty Champions on May 18, 2008, 07:15:54 PM
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t224/SimplyHuge/000_0012.jpg)

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t224/SimplyHuge/000_0011.jpg)

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t224/SimplyHuge/444.jpg)

this is ripped...


great job dude, all of getbig are very proud may you be rewarded with fine assed hoes!
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra ripped
Post by: slayer on May 18, 2008, 07:26:57 PM
great job dude, all of getbig are very proud may you be rewarded with fine assed hoes!
good build to attract gay men , but about 7.5 lbs to much upper body mass to attract the entire female population.

sleek down the upper body a bit and you will succeed in this world and attract every type of women!
now if your goal is to attract gay men , you can add another 25.5 lbs!
Title: Re: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 18, 2008, 07:44:11 PM
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t224/SimplyHuge/000_0012.jpg)

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t224/SimplyHuge/000_0011.jpg)

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t224/SimplyHuge/444.jpg)

this is ripped...



Nice job all of getbig will rejoice!

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