Author Topic: My excuse to the fine assed hoes for not drinking when i attain ultra rippedness  (Read 3902 times)

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ill say " When you are this healthy , carrying no bodyfat, a phsyical superior, you dont need to drink a common mans drink feel good, plus its not that good for the body" then proceed to lift up shirt and show clearley etched 8 pack abs, speak on nibiru for a bit, then i will make my case as to why weed is an ample enough buzz for me to attain. proceede to spit more game, overstanding them, but underminding them as well because women say the dumbest things thinking that they are smart, i will simply agree and continue to undermine as if to give the some sort of approval they desire, agreeing and nodding, rubbing my hard on up against them, with ascension diet you attain stronger erections more rapidly, i will carry on the underminding process as if im so high , that they may attain advantage over me to have sex with the master being. i will get my feel on with her and many others carrying a water bottle or perhaps a diet coke (perhaps lying if i feel like it saying there is alcohol in it) in a super exaggerated over high state pimping the whole bar/club at my mercy, conjuring up ultimate wit as i always do when im in a good mood , inspiring many with my kindness and a smile that will draw attention of all fine assed hoes as that inquire into the mind of a falcon johnny.
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if any falcon brothers wish extra things to say feel free to adress your ultra master in this thread
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ill say " When you are this healthy , carrying no bodyfat, a phsyical superior, you dont need to drink a common mans drink feel good, plus its not that good for the body" then proceed to lift up shirt and show clearley etched 8 pack abs, speak on nibiru for a bit, then i will make my case as to why weed is an ample enough buzz for me to attain. proceede to spit more game, overstanding them, but underminding them as well because women say the dumbest things thinking that they are smart, i will simply agree and continue to undermine as if to give the some sort of approval they desire, agreeing and nodding, rubbing my hard on up against them, with ascension diet you attain stronger erections more rapidly, i will carry on the underminding process as if im so high , that they may attain advantage over me to have sex with the master being. i will get my feel on with her and many others carrying a water bottle or perhaps a diet coke (perhaps lying if i feel like it saying there is alcohol in it) in a super exaggerated over high state pimping the whole bar/club at my mercy, conjuring up ultimate wit as i always do when im in a good mood , inspiring many with my kindness and a smile that will draw attention of all fine assed hoes as that inquire into the mind of a falcon johnny.


You do have a gorgeous smile Johnny, I'll give you that much.
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A nice smilie and a wink will get there attention, then I proceed to disscuss the benefits of a low fat diet. Next I breake out mi lange calipers four some skinfold action, once I start the pinching it's all over.
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one must have a plan with somethign to say if confronted on the matter

a falcon is always ready. many times he has to undermind the situation because lower minds tend to get offended easily , thus need a thorough explanation by a falcon member.

after that issue is solved, the gathering of fine assed hoes is much easier
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ill say " When you are this healthy , carrying no bodyfat, a phsyical superior, you dont need to drink a common mans drink feel good, plus its not that good for the body" then proceed to lift up shirt and show clearley etched 8 pack abs, speak on nibiru for a bit, then i will make my case as to why weed is an ample enough buzz for me to attain. proceede to spit more game, overstanding them, but underminding them as well because women say the dumbest things thinking that they are smart, i will simply agree and continue to undermine as if to give the some sort of approval they desire, agreeing and nodding, rubbing my hard on up against them, with ascension diet you attain stronger erections more rapidly, i will carry on the underminding process as if im so high , that they may attain advantage over me to have sex with the master being. i will get my feel on with her and many others carrying a water bottle or perhaps a diet coke (perhaps lying if i feel like it saying there is alcohol in it) in a super exaggerated over high state pimping the whole bar/club at my mercy, conjuring up ultimate wit as i always do when im in a good mood , inspiring many with my kindness and a smile that will draw attention of all fine assed hoes as that inquire into the mind of a falcon johnny.

I always used a simple ; " Nah, I don't drink, I never liked the taste." and left it at that.
I left the thesis statements for my academic research not bar floozys hehehehe
Far better to compliment HER and talk about what SHE likes if you want to get her attention

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Why not tell the truth?

Those 'fine ass hoes' are gonna take ya  down if you don't watch it

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A nice smilie and a wink will get there attention, then I proceed to disscuss the benefits of a low fat diet. Next I breake out mi lange calipers four some skinfold action, once I start the pinching it's all over.

hahah yes show them how much more lean you are then they

once they feel fatter then you. you simply own that ass for eternity. girls become jealous and will want to learn your secrets

but bang her first before you reveal the masterful scriptures
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Why not tell the truth?

Those 'fine ass hoes' are gonna take ya  down if you don't watch it

Moose Falcon you need to have an opin mind, whin it comes to gathering fine young things.
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I always used a simple ; " Nah, I don't drink, I never liked the taste." and left it at that.
I left the thesis statements for my academic research not bar floozys hehehehe
Far better to compliment HER and talk about what SHE likes if you want to get her attention
That doesn't prevent the "oh try this <insertdrinkhere>" it will go on for a long time.

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Why not tell the truth?

Those 'fine ass hoes' are gonna take ya  down if you don't watch it

thes are just simple confrontations of public speaking that do not bear much weight on the falcon

the falcon will get the peice of ass he desires without any trouble in an ultra ripped lean faced state no matter what

even at higher bodyfats , the falcon has been quite successfull
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thes are just simple confrontations of public speaking that do not bear much weight on the falcon

the falcon will get the peice of ass he desires without any trouble in an ultra ripped lean faced state no matter what

even at higher bodyfats , the falcon has been quite successfull

How about when you are older....you are enlightened it seems so I'd like to know how that will pan out...?

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You do have a gorgeous smile Johnny, I'll give you that much.

oh did he buy teeth whitening strips already?

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Moose Falcon you need to have an opin mind, whin it comes to gathering fine young things.

European rock drawings and cave paintings reveal that the elk or moose (moosejay) has been hunted since the Stone Age. Excavations in Alby, Sweden adjacent to the Stora Alvaret have yielded elk antlers in wooden hut remains from 6,000 BC

hes is an eldar falcon species , we shall give him that respect but shall reveal new age wisdom to the Moose Falcon, for he will find it quite beneficial in attained fine assed hoes that are much younger
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oh did he buy teeth whitening strips already?


i brushed them yesterday they 90 percent white, good enough IMO
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How about when you are older....you are enlightened it seems so I'd like to know how that will pan out...?

Moose you have the potential with your life experiences to become the Falcon oracle!
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ill say " When you are this healthy , carrying no bodyfat, a phsyical superior, you dont need to drink a common mans drink feel good, plus its not that good for the body" then proceed to lift up shirt and show clearley etched 8 pack abs, speak on nibiru for a bit, then i will make my case as to why weed is an ample enough buzz for me to attain. proceede to spit more game, overstanding them, but underminding them as well because women say the dumbest things thinking that they are smart, i will simply agree and continue to undermine as if to give the some sort of approval they desire, agreeing and nodding, rubbing my hard on up against them, with ascension diet you attain stronger erections more rapidly, i will carry on the underminding process as if im so high , that they may attain advantage over me to have sex with the master being. i will get my feel on with her and many others carrying a water bottle or perhaps a diet coke (perhaps lying if i feel like it saying there is alcohol in it) in a super exaggerated over high state pimping the whole bar/club at my mercy, conjuring up ultimate wit as i always do when im in a good mood , inspiring many with my kindness and a smile that will draw attention of all fine assed hoes as that inquire into the mind of a falcon johnny.


Can you dance?

why don't you just go to a club where you can pick them up on the dancefloor and skip the chatter.  Just go straight to poking them with the hard-on.

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Moose you have the potential with your life experiences to become the Falcon oracle!

Wow, thanks, I think? :-\

What would my duties entail?

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Can you dance?

why don't you just go to a club where you can pick them up on the dancefloor and skip the chatter.  Just go straight to poking them with the hard-on.

yes that method works very well especially at lean low bodyfat where complex smooth dance moves are like 1st and 2nd nature to the evolved falcon, good thinking my reptilian shapeshifter brother
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yes that method works very well especially at lean low bodyfat where complex smooth dance moves are like 1st and 2nd nature to the evolved falcon, good thinking my reptilian shapeshifter brother

The hip-hop moves of the early 90's can be achieved through low bady fat levels. The achy breaky is similar to the falcon mating dance, however one does need a mullet like the great Falcon master Billy Ray.
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yes that method works very well especially at lean low bodyfat where complex smooth dance moves are like 1st and 2nd nature to the evolved falcon, good thinking my reptilian shapeshifter brother

yep, this is how the Brothas do it.

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Moose you have the potential with your life experiences to become the Falcon oracle!

So I'd be like his teacher/ mentor?