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Title: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: BIG DUB on May 20, 2008, 10:05:19 PM
I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Beener on May 20, 2008, 10:09:47 PM
Rape his mom.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: CARTEL on May 20, 2008, 10:10:20 PM
I would tea-bag his old lady and then knock him the fuck out with my slobbery nuts.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Special Ed on May 20, 2008, 10:11:12 PM
Quickly change into my camouflage TapouT shirt and give him a second chance to apologize.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: no one on May 20, 2008, 10:11:32 PM
you sir, are a very tough man.

do you know micheal arvillia by chance?
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: candidizzle on May 20, 2008, 10:17:56 PM
what constiues fuckign with me? is he just staring, is he subtly dissing me in undertones, or is he bitch slappping my head?    LOL...   first scenario stare bac untill he says soemthing stupid, second scenario call him out exactly on what he was trying to imply and make him say it word for word, if he does than i straight up kill that motha fucka with a kung fu chop to the neck...  if hes bitch slappin me i run home to momma and cry my eyes out.


hell ya im a tough motha fucka
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: BIG DUB on May 20, 2008, 10:25:20 PM
what constiues fuckign with me? is he just staring, is he subtly dissing me in undertones, or is he bitch slappping my head?    LOL...   first scenario stare bac untill he says soemthing stupid, second scenario call him out exactly on what he was trying to imply and make him say it word for word, if he does than i straight up kill that motha fucka with a kung fu chop to the neck...  if hes bitch slappin me i run home to momma and cry my eyes out.


hell ya im a tough motha fucka

The dumb shit..you know staring from arcoss the room at first. Then walking REEEEAL close past you, then looks at you. then trys to be your buddy (you do'nt know him from adam) almost trying to force an issue.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: flagadajones on May 20, 2008, 10:25:52 PM
I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.

first policy toward "conflict" :

avoid conflict.


Some suck dicks, some are hypocrits, some are smarter and can see things before they happen, hence AVOIDING em.

As you get older, you can spot people who want to start troubles easely and just avoid having any contact with them.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: CARTEL on May 20, 2008, 10:28:32 PM
The dumb shit..you know staring from arcoss the room at first. Then walking REEEEAL close past you, then looks at you. then trys to be your buddy (you do'nt know him from adam) almost trying to force an issue.

He was just trying to hit on you.

Take it as a compliment.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: BIG DUB on May 20, 2008, 10:31:39 PM
He was just trying to hit on you.

Take it as a compliment.

Then i shoot him LOL!
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: calmus on May 20, 2008, 10:32:51 PM

Let him buy you a drink first.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: gordiano on May 20, 2008, 11:29:36 PM
Quickly change into my camouflage TapouT shirt and give him a second chance to apologize.


That would definitely do it for me...... :-\


Please sir, don't do the "Camel Clutch" on me.....
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: HTexan on May 20, 2008, 11:39:02 PM
So you have a plan for some one calling you soft? Are you a gangsta rapper:-\
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Croatch on May 21, 2008, 01:20:47 AM
Run as fast as possible away from it.  If I'm confined, just start crying. :'( :'(
Works like a charm.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: LatsMcGee on May 21, 2008, 01:45:57 AM
Call my lawyer.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: gordiano on May 21, 2008, 02:26:31 AM
Let me say this....now that I'm in my 30's, the last things I need are:

Lawsuits

Jail time

Injuries

As fulfilling as beating the shit out of someone (who probably deserves it) may be, it's just not worth the consequences. It's best to walk away.....someone who walks around thinking they're some kind of "bad ass", well, it's only a matter of time before they run into someone who will humble them......


Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: 240 is Back on May 21, 2008, 03:16:43 AM
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.

- Malcolm X
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: dr.chimps on May 21, 2008, 03:29:38 AM
Rape his women. Burn his village.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on May 21, 2008, 03:36:11 AM
Rape his women. Burn his village.
The nuance is in the order of actions...
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: dr.chimps on May 21, 2008, 04:46:41 AM
The nuance is in the order of actions...
Burn his women. Rape his village, then. 

/would seem less satisfactory, tho
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: The Master on May 21, 2008, 05:25:49 AM
I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.


Yes, that was an interesting post. Debussey agrees with your argument about reading books and its impact on life quality, and would like everybody to enjoy being a book-worm.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 21, 2008, 05:36:46 AM
As I've gotten older I've realized that violence definitely gets you in more trouble then it solves.

Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Luv2Hurt on May 21, 2008, 05:47:18 AM
Yeah its not like when your a kid.  Now if when the cops come after you beat the guy down you tell them, "he was staring at me and walked by me real close"  your probally going to jail as an adult.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: KillerMonk on May 21, 2008, 05:50:01 AM
Tie him to a chair play some music and have a little dance then cut his ear off with a razor drench him in petrol then get shot and let your freind shoot him.
It was in some movie i saw
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Brutal_1 on May 21, 2008, 05:56:12 AM


Perfect example...I'd probably do what they did:  ;)

Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on May 21, 2008, 06:06:00 AM
Burn his women. Rape his village, then. 

/would seem less satisfactory, tho


hmm debatable...village of Amazons?
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: CalvinH on May 21, 2008, 06:06:39 AM
Vulcan grip to the neck.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: BDG on May 21, 2008, 06:10:37 AM
Let me say this....now that I'm in my 30's, the last things I need are:

Lawsuits

Jail time

Injuries

As fulfilling as beating the shit out of someone (who probably deserves it) may be, it's just not worth the consequences. It's best to walk away.....someone who walks around thinking they're some kind of "bad ass", well, it's only a matter of time before they run into someone who will humble them......

100% agree. now that I have children, MOST of the time I will just avoid a conflict. If I have to throw then so be it.....  If I have to defend my family, then so be it, but if a 21 year old kid is trying to start shit, I mostly laugh and ignore him, then again, most of the time I am noever in those bars / situations that shit like this could happen..
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: @Brandon on May 21, 2008, 07:48:48 AM
I push them into a room and tell them to sign a paper.....
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: emn1964 on May 21, 2008, 07:51:20 AM
I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.

wow.  you must be a real bad ass.  i would hate to cross you up.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: bigmc on May 21, 2008, 08:34:52 AM
I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.

i would pull guard and work my submissions

if they didn't work i would tell him my get big stats  8)
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: BIG DUB on May 21, 2008, 10:02:36 AM

Perfect example...I'd probably do what they did:  ;)



Now that was funny!
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Tapeworm on May 21, 2008, 10:12:56 AM
You know, my Grandmother used to sing me a song when I was very little.  I haven't thought about it for years, but I think I can still remember most of it.

Grandma's Song:
 
Be courteous kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peace full each day.
Be warm and human and grateful,
and have a nice thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wish.
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant.

Be pompous obese and eat cactus,
Be dull and boring and omnipresent.
Criticize things you don't know about,
be oblong and have your knees removed.

Be tasteless rude and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional.
Put a live chicken in your under pants,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Howard on May 21, 2008, 10:14:29 AM
I would drug 'em, and after they were knocked out, drag them to a gay bar and leave them with their pants down in the bathroom stall.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Cleanest Natural on May 21, 2008, 11:02:18 AM
I feel like beating the shit out of someone tonite....so much for diplomacy
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Howard on May 21, 2008, 11:10:08 AM
You know, my Grandmother used to sing me a song when I was very little.  I haven't thought about it for years, but I think I can still remember most of it.

Grandma's Song:
 
Be courteous kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peace full each day.
Be warm and human and grateful,
and have a nice thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wish.
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant.

Be pompous obese and eat cactus,
Be dull and boring and omnipresent.
Criticize things you don't know about,
be oblong and have your knees removed.

Be tasteless rude and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional.
Put a live chicken in your under pants,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.

I don't care about fighting, but if I had to listen to that lame crap, I would b-slap my own grandma :o
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Blockhead on May 21, 2008, 11:12:41 AM
I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.
Easy. Bring it to getbig.com and air it out here and then hire an investigator to find the antagonists personal info then post the personal info here until Ron intervenes and one or the other gets thrown in Time Out.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Howard on May 21, 2008, 11:18:12 AM
Easy. Bring it to getbig.com and air it out here and then hire an investigator to find the antagonists personal info then post the personal info here until Ron intervenes and one or the other gets thrown in Time Out.
hey Block why not have me on BNR? there has got be a major audiance for over the hill, bloated pro wannabes that never made it and post lame ass threads on get big???
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 21, 2008, 11:26:23 AM
Quickly change into my camouflage TapouT shirt and give him a second chance to apologize.

Ed wins in a landslide.

Myself, I have a normal toughness/courage level. I'll avoid conflict to a point but then, fuck it. As you get older your "rep" means less and less.

PS fighting is for stupid people who can't think
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on May 21, 2008, 11:29:15 AM
I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.

#3 is not realistic if you actually give two shits about having a decent life.  You wanna spend time in the slammer for a stupid ego bitchfest, go ahead.  When you have a family and kids, you don't have that luxury.  Personally, I've always been a lover, not a fighter. :P  Fight for your life, not your honor.
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: CalvinH on May 21, 2008, 01:09:07 PM
I just give a stern  >:( and people back down mighty quick!
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: HTexan on May 21, 2008, 03:26:49 PM
i am calling you out BIG DUB!!! >:( >:( Your rhymes are wack and soft yo, you pussy ghost writing bitch!!! >:( >:(

 :P
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: candidizzle on May 21, 2008, 03:29:39 PM
i am calling you out BIG DUB!!! >:( >:( Your rhymes are wack and soft yo, you pussy ghost writing bitch!!! >:( >:(

 :P
HAHAHHA  ;D
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: Moosejay on May 21, 2008, 03:32:53 PM
Walk away

or

Hit him with my taser, then call the police
Title: Re: Your personal policy towards "conflict"
Post by: bigmikecox on May 21, 2008, 04:09:04 PM
I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.

Walk the fuck away.  I'm 34 and that kind of shit doesn't even phase me anymore