Author Topic: Your personal policy towards "conflict" (Read 7574 times)

BIG DUB · « **on:** May 20, 2008, 10:05:19 PM »

I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.

Beener · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2008, 10:09:47 PM »

Rape his mom.

CARTEL · « **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2008, 10:10:20 PM »

I would tea-bag his old lady and then knock him the fuck out with my slobbery nuts.

Special Ed · « **Reply #3 on:** May 20, 2008, 10:11:12 PM »

Quickly change into my camouflage TapouT shirt and give him a second chance to apologize.

no one · « **Reply #4 on:** May 20, 2008, 10:11:32 PM »

you sir, are a very tough man.

do you know micheal arvillia by chance?

candidizzle · « **Reply #5 on:** May 20, 2008, 10:17:56 PM »

what constiues fuckign with me? is he just staring, is he subtly dissing me in undertones, or is he bitch slappping my head? LOL... first scenario stare bac untill he says soemthing stupid, second scenario call him out exactly on what he was trying to imply and make him say it word for word, if he does than i straight up kill that motha fucka with a kung fu chop to the neck... if hes bitch slappin me i run home to momma and cry my eyes out.

hell ya im a tough motha fucka

BIG DUB · « **Reply #6 on:** May 20, 2008, 10:25:20 PM »

Quote from: candidizzle on May 20, 2008, 10:17:56 PM

what constiues fuckign with me? is he just staring, is he subtly dissing me in undertones, or is he bitch slappping my head? LOL... first scenario stare bac untill he says soemthing stupid, second scenario call him out exactly on what he was trying to imply and make him say it word for word, if he does than i straight up kill that motha fucka with a kung fu chop to the neck... if hes bitch slappin me i run home to momma and cry my eyes out.

hell ya im a tough motha fucka

The dumb shit..you know staring from arcoss the room at first. Then walking REEEEAL close past you, then looks at you. then trys to be your buddy (you do'nt know him from adam) almost trying to force an issue.

flagadajones · « **Reply #7 on:** May 20, 2008, 10:25:52 PM »

Quote from: BIG DUB on May 20, 2008, 10:05:19 PM

I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.

first policy toward "conflict" :

avoid conflict.

Some suck dicks, some are hypocrits, some are smarter and can see things before they happen, hence AVOIDING em.

As you get older, you can spot people who want to start troubles easely and just avoid having any contact with them.

CARTEL · « **Reply #8 on:** May 20, 2008, 10:28:32 PM »

Quote from: BIG DUB on May 20, 2008, 10:25:20 PM

The dumb shit..you know staring from arcoss the room at first. Then walking REEEEAL close past you, then looks at you. then trys to be your buddy (you do'nt know him from adam) almost trying to force an issue.

He was just trying to hit on you.

Take it as a compliment.

BIG DUB · « **Reply #9 on:** May 20, 2008, 10:31:39 PM »

Quote from: CARTEL on May 20, 2008, 10:28:32 PM

He was just trying to hit on you.

Take it as a compliment.

Then i shoot him LOL!

calmus · « **Reply #10 on:** May 20, 2008, 10:32:51 PM »

Let him buy you a drink first.

gordiano · « **Reply #11 on:** May 20, 2008, 11:29:36 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on May 20, 2008, 10:11:12 PM

Quickly change into my camouflage TapouT shirt and give him a second chance to apologize.

That would definitely do it for me...... $:-\$

Please sir, don't do the "Camel Clutch" on me.....

HTexan · « **Reply #12 on:** May 20, 2008, 11:39:02 PM »

So you have a plan for some one calling you soft? Are you a gangsta rapper:-\

Croatch · « **Reply #13 on:** May 21, 2008, 01:20:47 AM »

Run as fast as possible away from it. If I'm confined, just start crying.

Works like a charm.

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #14 on:** May 21, 2008, 01:45:57 AM »

Call my lawyer.

gordiano · « **Reply #15 on:** May 21, 2008, 02:26:31 AM »

Let me say this....now that I'm in my 30's, the last things I need are:

Lawsuits

Jail time

Injuries

As fulfilling as beating the shit out of someone (who probably deserves it) may be, it's just not worth the consequences. It's best to walk away.....someone who walks around thinking they're some kind of "bad ass", well, it's only a matter of time before they run into someone who will humble them......

240 is Back · « **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2008, 03:16:43 AM »

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.

- Malcolm X

dr.chimps · « **Reply #17 on:** May 21, 2008, 03:29:38 AM »

Rape his women. Burn his village.

Samourai Pizzacat · « **Reply #18 on:** May 21, 2008, 03:36:11 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on May 21, 2008, 03:29:38 AM

Rape his women. Burn his village.

The nuance is in the order of actions...

dr.chimps · « **Reply #19 on:** May 21, 2008, 04:46:41 AM »

Quote from: Samourai Pizzacat on May 21, 2008, 03:36:11 AM

The nuance is in the order of actions...

Burn his women. Rape his village, then.

/would seem less satisfactory, tho

The Master · « **Reply #20 on:** May 21, 2008, 05:25:49 AM »

Quote from: BIG DUB on May 20, 2008, 10:05:19 PM

I would love to read the responses. Here's the senario. A guy is jealous of you,could be any reason under the sun. So he thinks your "soft" and starts fukin' with you. my policy is 3 fold.

1. Laugh in his face

2. If he persists, he gets a "warning" then i walk away.

3. if he still persists, knock him the fuck out.

what's yours.

Yes, that was an interesting post. Debussey agrees with your argument about reading books and its impact on life quality, and would like everybody to enjoy being a book-worm.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #21 on:** May 21, 2008, 05:36:46 AM »

As I've gotten older I've realized that violence definitely gets you in more trouble then it solves.

Luv2Hurt · « **Reply #22 on:** May 21, 2008, 05:47:18 AM »

Yeah its not like when your a kid. Now if when the cops come after you beat the guy down you tell them, "he was staring at me and walked by me real close" your probally going to jail as an adult.

KillerMonk · « **Reply #23 on:** May 21, 2008, 05:50:01 AM »

Tie him to a chair play some music and have a little dance then cut his ear off with a razor drench him in petrol then get shot and let your freind shoot him.
It was in some movie i saw

Brutal_1 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 21, 2008, 05:56:12 AM »

Perfect example...I'd probably do what they did: