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Title: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: mass 04 on May 21, 2008, 08:43:32 AM
Hey bros and broettes, I need some advice for my pal "pumphard". He is a 43 year old virgin who has never been touched by a woman except for that time a female cop escorted him off the playground. he has a slight weight problem he weighs 547 lbs and through rigorous dieting documented on getbig he's lost 2 lbs. He doesn't have much money he's on a strict income, all his money goes to rent at Sneaky Dee's and musclebear blowjobs. He'd like to trim up to fit into his suit for the middle school dance he is going to "chaperone" Here is a pic. Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on May 21, 2008, 08:50:20 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: bigkubby on May 21, 2008, 10:30:33 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you still touching little boys? talk to foreskincitysmallgay hes got something fore you  ;)
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: Zaphod on May 21, 2008, 09:13:48 PM
Hey bros and broettes, I need some advice for my pal "pumphard". He is a 43 year old virgin who has never been touched by a woman except for that time a female cop escorted him off the playground. he has a slight weight problem he weighs 547 lbs and through rigorous dieting documented on getbig he's lost 2 lbs. He doesn't have much money he's on a strict income, all his money goes to rent at Sneaky Dee's and musclebear blowjobs. He'd like to trim up to fit into his suit for the middle school dance he is going to "chaperone" Here is a pic. Thanks in advance.

Another massive reaming of Getbigs resident bottom troll.  8)
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: chaos on May 21, 2008, 09:32:52 PM
LOL, he won't recover.
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: d0nny2600 on May 22, 2008, 10:36:31 AM
Gold!
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 22, 2008, 11:04:09 AM
Isn't that sweet, the twinks are fighting for their tops love.................hah ahahahaah
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: d0nny2600 on May 22, 2008, 01:19:35 PM
Isn't that sweet, the twinks are fighting for their tops love.................hah ahahahaah
Meltdown
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: Havenbull on May 22, 2008, 05:54:18 PM
LOL at this thread

hahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 22, 2008, 06:36:36 PM
same way I laugh at the body without lats
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: Havenbull on May 22, 2008, 07:00:53 PM
same way I laugh at the body without lats

Lets see the pic of your lats
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 22, 2008, 07:14:52 PM
Lets see the pic of your lats
if my lats were like yours, I certainly wouldn't be flaunting them..............
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: chaos on May 22, 2008, 08:15:54 PM
if my lats were like yours, I certainly wouldn't be flaunting them..............
But you were more than happy to flaunt your 22" arms?
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: Havenbull on May 22, 2008, 09:19:01 PM
But you were more than happy to flaunt your 22" arms?

Don't make me barf  ;)
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on May 22, 2008, 09:33:57 PM
But you were more than happy to flaunt your 22" arms?

you can't flex fat  ;D
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: chaos on May 22, 2008, 09:47:14 PM
you can't flex fat  ;D
I bet if you slapped his tricep, it would jiggle the fat on his fingers. His sweat must be the secret ingredient to Crisco. :-X
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on May 22, 2008, 09:59:44 PM
I bet if you slapped his tricep, it would jiggle the fat on his fingers. His sweat must be the secret ingredient to Crisco. :-X

hahahaah holy cripes man, you just made me sick and I have an iron stomach ;D
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: chaos on May 22, 2008, 10:18:04 PM
hahahaah holy cripes man, you just made me sick and I have an iron stomach ;D
:D

I was thinking though, pumphard should do the honorable thing and donate his fat to starving Ethiopians and those Myanmar kids.
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on May 22, 2008, 10:33:28 PM
:D

I was thinking though, pumphard should do the honorable thing and donate his fat to starving Ethiopians and those Myanmar kids.

haha can you imagine how many villages he would feed with the blubber just from his left moob? ;D
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 23, 2008, 05:51:41 AM
But you were more than happy to flaunt your 22" arms?
I can see someone flaunting 21 inch arms, but why is he flaunting his back.................hah ahahaah
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on May 23, 2008, 12:17:03 PM
Hey plumpy, you gonna be strangling anyone in honor of the holiday weekend?
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 23, 2008, 12:34:45 PM
Hey plumpy, you gonna be strangling anyone in honor of the holiday weekend?
I hope through this holiday you will spend it with your family instead of constantly posting about me......
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: bigkubby on May 23, 2008, 12:35:54 PM
Hey plumpy, you gonna be strangling anyone in honor of the holiday weekend?
YEA UR MOTHER FOR ALLOWING A PEDO TO LIVE IN HER BASEMENT
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 24, 2008, 09:13:57 AM
YEA UR MOTHER FOR ALLOWING A PEDO TO LIVE IN HER BASEMENT
Is your mom aware that she could be liable for allowing you to search those sites on her computer...............
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: Havenbull on May 24, 2008, 05:27:14 PM
Is your mom aware that she could be liable for allowing you to search those sites on her computer...............

Why are you talking to bigkubby like that?  I thought you and he were butt buddies
Title: Re: Help for my friend!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 24, 2008, 07:27:56 PM
Why are you talking to bigkubby like that?  I thought you and he were butt buddies
we're discussing the sewer cleaner's mom, its understood